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The World of Superheroes…

"FUCK YOU, DEKU!"

…is complete bullshit.

My name is Izuku Midoriya and I want to live a quiet life. I want nothing to with Heroes or whatever Soviet brainwashing is involved with them.

"BE MY SUCCESSOR AND SON, YOUNG MAN!"

That did not happen and I want to die.

Ten months after getting my life hijacked by the fake American asshole, I tried to take it back and purposely fail U.A.'s Entrance Exam.

"CONGRATULATIONS ON PASSING THE ENTRANCE EXAM, MY BOY!"

The universe wants me to suffer in agony and make it hurt whenever I get my hopes up.

My first day of school goes about as well as I expected it to: surrounded by Hero-Types that suck on the teat like it was nectar gushing out of a sacred palace. No, not female ejaculate. A beehive. At least some of them aren't fucking stupid.

Plus, Bakugo and the poindexter got their arms broken so that's a plus.

Next day, I learned Mama Mitsuki had Health insurance from a German company… Von Strudel Health insurance or something like that. And I gave the dumbass a taste of his own shit. Didn't do anything to him, but punching him in the self esteem was always a good time.

The one of the rare bright spots this week was when this chuunibyou had given Shirakumo the wrong directions to Universal Studios Japan and ended up in 'Not-Universal-Studios-Japan'. A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one. It was a good hour while it lasted.

Unfortunately, the big, blond douchebag had to ruin it all with his fucking appearance… along with the other 'Heroes' just fucking shit up.

Last day before this nightcap recap, I bounced from the OVA at 'Not-Universal-Studios-Japan' and did drugs with Principal Midnight. It was goddamn beautiful.

Now if you excuse me, I have an ax to grind for the next few weeks.

AN: This was supposed to go up on April 1, but that didn't happen because I fail at life.

-OmegaBox