"Tell me about Mandalore," Siri said. "How did it go?"
Obi-Wan looked at her, praying to all the gods he didn't believe him that she wouldn't hate him for what he was about to say. "Siri…" He began. "I met someone. Someone...special."
"I see," Siri said. "Boy or girl?"
"Girl. Blonde. Pretty." He swallowed. "Kind of like you."
"Oh."
"Her name's Satine," Obi-Wan said. At the look on her face, he added: "Siri, I'm-"
"Don't," she said harshly. "We're over. We've been over for years, Obi-Wan. I don't blame you for finding someone you like."
"We had sex," he blurted.