Couldn't Have Guessed

After exploring the Asgard grounds, hitting dozens of bulls-eyes at the archery range, being scared half to death by Sleipnir, and drinking ten too many cups of Asgardian ale at dinner, Clint Barton was ready for sleep.

He dreaded the morning.

His imperial majesty the GREAT KING ODIN... was a *******

He had "decreed" that the Avengers had to prove themselves of being worthy in his great golden palace.

So he decided to send them on a hunting trip.

With the order that NO WEAPONS were to be used against what Thor described as a deadly beast that could rip you to shreds in a second.

Though, Clint was grateful that Odin allowed Bruce to stay at the palace, after Thor explained to his father that it wouldn't be in Asgard's best interest to let the hulk fight a dangerous monster.

It made sense. Clint was a normal person, and he was ready to hulk out.

Clint was also glad, because Bruce looked like he could use a little rest. Natasha had expressed her concern for him during conversations, but he hadn't gotten to asking Bruce what was up yet.

FIFTEEN HOURS LATER...

After the fifth "Are we there yet?" Clint was ready to strangle Tony, tie his dead body up, and drag him to the whatchamacallit-beast thing they were hunting to use as bait.

Natasha smacked him on the head, and Clint, Steve, and Thor shot her grateful looks.

"Trust me, Stark, you will know when we get there." He smirked, and all but Tony laughed at the mans expression.

"What does that-"

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

The shear sound of the roar made the Avengers fly back.

Except Thor, but Clint wouldn't give him any impressed points because the thunderer had clearly encountered beasts like this before.

He climbed to his feet, lending Natasha a hand.

He turned, and-

"HOLY ****"

Steve didn't even bother to correct his language. He was too shocked.

Now, you may be thinking "why are they so afraid of this? They're the freaking AVENGERS!" but, the bilgesnipe was huge, scaly, and scary.

Clint had a brief: "I WANT MY MOMMY!" thinking period, before instant took over, and he charged.