While Belle and the gang were locked up in the castle of the beast, in town, in a tavern to be exact, was a certain man complaining about what happened to him.
"Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man. No one says 'no' to Gaston!" said Gaston sitting in his armchair in front of the fire.
"Darn right!" said Lefou approaching from behind with two tankards of beer.
"Dismissed. Rejected. Publicly humiliated." began Gaston taking the two tankards. "Why, it's more than I can bear." expressed Gaston throwing them into the fire.
"More beer?" asked Lefou.
"What for? Nothing helps." said Gaston turning the armchair to one side as Lefou followed him to be in front. "I'm disgraced."
"Who, you? Never!" said Lefou trying to encourage him, but Gaston turned his armchair once more until his back was to the fire and Lefou followed him again, standing in front of him. "Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together."
Lefou
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston.
Looking so down in the dumps.
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston.
Even when taking your lumps.
There's no man in town as admired as you.
You're everyone's favorite guy.
Everyone's awed and inspired by you.
And it's not very hard to see why!
No one's slick as Gaston, no one's quick as Gaston,
no one's next as incredibly thick as Gaston,
for there's no man in town half as manly...
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley...
And they'll tell you who's team they'd prefer to be on!
Lefou and 4 Four Stooges
No one's been like Gaston, a king-pin like Gaston.
Lefou
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston.
Gaston
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
Old Cronies
My, what a guy that Gaston!
Give five hurrahs, give twelve hip-hips.
Lefou
Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips!
All
No one fights like Gaston,
douses lights like Gaston!
Wrestler
In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston!
Bimbettes
For there's no one as burly and brawny.
Gaston
As you see I've got biceps to spare.
Lefou
Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny.
Gaston
That's right!
And every last bit of me's covered with hair!
Old Cronies
No one hits like Gaston, matches wits like Gaston.
Lefou
In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston!
Gaston
I'm especially good at expectorating!
All
Ten points for Gaston!
Gaston
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs,
every morning to help me get large!
And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs,
so I'm roughly the size of a barge!
All
No one shoots like Gaston,
makes those beauts like Gaston.
Lefou
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston.
Gaston
I use antlers in all of my decorating!
All
Say it again!
Who's a man among men?
And then say it once more.
Who's that hero next door?
Who's a super success?
Don't you know?
Can't you guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on.
There's just one guy in town.
Who's got all of it down...
Lefou
And his name's
G-A-S...
T...
G-A-S-T-E...
G-A-S-T-O...
Ohh, ow...
All
Gastoooooooon!
Everyone in the bar was enjoying themselves, but suddenly...
"Help! Someone help me!" said Maurice entering the tavern, drawing everyone's attention.
"Maurice?" asked the barkeeper.
"Please! Please, I need your help! He's got her. He's got her locked in the dungeon." said Maurice running through the bar and shaking people.
"Who?" asked Tom.
"Belle. We must go. Now not a minute to lose!" said Maurice shaking another man nearby.
"Whoa! Slow down, Maurice. Who's got Belle locked in a dungeon?" asked Gaston.
"A beast! A horrible, monstrous beast!" exclaimed Maurice.
Everyone present was a little confused by the older man's explanation before they started laughing.
"Is it a big beast?" asked Dick.
"Huge!" said Maurice.
"With a long, ugly snout?" asked Stanley.
"Hideously ugly!" said Maurice.
"And sharp, cruel fangs?" asked Walter.
"Yes, yes. Will you help me?" asked Maurice before he was pushed to the ground.
"All right, old man. We'll help you out." said Gaston as Stanley and Dick grabbed the older man.
"You will? Oh thank you, thank you, thank you!" said Maurice as he was carried towards the entrance, only to be thrown out.
"Crazy old Maurice." said Tom.
"Huh! He's always good for a laugh!" said Dick.
As the men in the bar burst out laughing at the older man, Gaston stopped to think about what those two men mentioned.
"Crazy old Maurice, hmm? Crazy old Maurice. Hmmm…" Gaston said as he thought about something before a smile formed on his face.
Gaston
Lefou, I'm afraid I've been thinking.
Lefou
A dangerous pastime…
Gaston
I know,
but that wacky old coot is Belle's father,
and his sanity's only so-so.
Now the wheels in my head have been turning,
since I looked at that loony old man.
See I promised myself I'd be married to Belle,
and right now I'm evolving a plan!
Gaston grabbed Lefou and pulled him close to him.
"If I…" began Gaston before whispering his plan to Lefou.
"Yes?" asked Lefou.
"Then I…" began Gaston before continuing to whisper the plan.
"No, would she?" asked Lefou.
"…GUESS!" said Gaston having explained the plan to him.
"Now I get it!" said Lefou.
"Let's go!" they both said in unison.
Gaston and Lefou
No one plots like Gaston, takes cheap shots like Gaston.
Lefou
Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston.
All
So his marriage we soon'll be celebrating!
My what a guy, Gastooooooooon!
Meanwhile, Maurice was out looking for someone who could help him, but to no avail.
"Will no one help me?" asked Maurice.
AN: I'm sorry this chapter was short, but I wanted to leave the topic of Gaston for this chapter, because the next ones will be more focused on Belle and the dinosaur gang. See you.