This is some random idea that popped into my head. I decided to write a short chapter about it.
Enjoy.
"Sir, can you explain to me what this is?" asked a man who looked like he was in his twenties. He had plum red eyes and pale skin. It was Muzan Kibutsuji.
"It's sunscreen," the shop owner replied. "It protects your skin from the sun when you put it on,"
Kibutsuji raised an eyebrow. "Fascinating! I don't need the Blue Spider Lily anymore! I don't need to hunt down that Nezuko kid anymore! I can conquer the sun with this substance known as 'sunscreen'! Now, I can finally become an immortal being!"
The shop owner blinked. "Wait, what? You sound like a supervillain. Was I supposed to hear all that?"
"Um, nothing. Can I get a few of these sunscreen bottles?"
"Sure,"
The demon had bought a few bottles and left.
"Now to use this 'sunscreen'. Now to conquer the sun and become immortal..." Kibutsuji decided.
But then he decided to read the bottle's label.
The label read:
SUNSCREEN
Wisteria scented
SPF 15
"WISTERIA SCENTED?" the demon clamored. "What the heck? I've been scammed! I can't use this!"
He was indeed scammed.
As a result, he did not become an immortal being or conquer the sun.