"No, no, I'm calling bullshit. Absolutely no way did Red do that."

Xander just shook his head, while turning around to walk backwards down the hall so he could see their expressions. "It's 100% true, I swear!"

Frowning, Cordy just looked from her boyfriend to her….girlfriend? Before answering, "Gotta agree with Faith here, I don't buy it."

"Oh, ye of little faith. But yeah, my earliest sexual experience is like 6th grade. Me, Jesse, and Willow found one of Jesse's dad's pornos and watched it in my parent's basement. Sadly, on a VCR that didn't let you jump in."

Faith just looked flabbergasted while Cordeila continued to frown.

"So you're telling me that Red, holier then thou, stick up her butt, prays to the god of homework, used to sit in the middle of a preteen sandwich and gave a couple boys handy j's while watching porn?!"

"Yep."

"Bullshit! Cor, you gotta back me up here. Do you see ginger snaps working her wrists for some boy jelly? I don't even see it now! She's totally a virgin, and wolf boy is stuck wanking his own crank."

"She has a point, goof. Precious little Willow wouldn't be such a stuck up loser if she'd gotten any. Let alone from you, her crush since she was still playing with Barbies." The head cheerleader pointed out as they walked.

The layout to the mall wasn't exactly easy to read, while trying to keep teenage Prue in their sights but it looked like they were almost at their destination.

"Hey, we never had sex. It was just a few sessions of circle jerk. We were young, hormones were flooding. It fizzled out. Jesse fixated on yours truly soon after, "he gestured to Cordeila, "and it'd have been weird if it was just the two of us."

Snorting, Faith just shook her head, "yeah…that's what's weird. Not the devil's threesome, but if it were just your chain Red was yanking."

"Yeah, I mean, it was all hormones and kids messing around. It'd have been weird if it were just me & Willow. She was like my sister."

While Faith snorted so hard she had to cover her face from the passing pedestrians, now Queen C was starting to see it.

"Ahh, so 'Flowers in the Attic' was fine when it was a group thing. But as soon as it was a twosome, it was weird. Okay, I can see that. Willow was probably just jerking Jesse's angry inch off just so she could get a hold of yours."

"What? No. It was just us all messing around."

Ignoring the fact that Faith was about to be bent over in a fit of giggles, Cordy continued, "for you boys. First time someone other then yourselves touched your tiny penises. But Willow's been fixated since Barbie days. No wonder she's still fixated. She got her cake, but didn't get to eat it too."

Finally arriving, they walked into the jewelry store. Prue was chatting with the Dragon Warlock in the food court, so they could get this done.

"Alright chef, we're going to need your ring sizers. I'm looking for something for the three of us, matching gems if you can." Xander said, while flashing Roger's credit card.

Faith was already looking through the glass cases, while Cordeila had started going on about cut, color, and all things men don't actually have any idea about when it comes to jewelry.

"I'm an 8, you'll have to check Faith to be sure but I think she's a 7…maybe 7 ½, no idea about doofus here. But diffidently on the large size."
The lone male scooby puffed up like a blowfish at her words, while the girls just shared a look that clearly said, 'boys are too easy.'

"Ooooh, C, what about this one!" The dark haired slayer said while pointing through the glass. "Momma likes!"

"That young lady is an engagement ring." The jeweler looked at her clothing, and the other two, and their ages and wondered how big their credit limit actually was.

"Ah, just because it's written up as one doesn't mean we can't wear it any time. What're the specs? And do you have something similar for our boyfriend?" Cordeila said, while tapping her fingernail against the glass over the ring Faith had chosen.

Like the Grinch who stole Christmas, Xander had puffed up three sizes.

"14K Black gold, center stone is a 1.01 carat ruby, accent stones are diamonds, 0.34 carats, engraving is free. And I'm sure we've got a men's ring in black gold with a ruby this size as well. Though no accents."

"That being said, that's a $2,200 ring."

"We're going to need Faith & Xander sized. Can you do engravings now? We're kind of on a deadline. And I'd like to see what you have for a man's ring." Staking vampires & magical VCR's might be Faith & Xander's elements, but this was where Cordeila Chase lived.

"Um, yes, I'll be right back." The short, dark haired, and relatively round jeweler opened up a case underneath the top two showcases for the men's rings.

"How about you, C? Xander's first deed was apparently 10 out of 10, but what'd you do?" Faith asked, grinning around the store. This was turning out to be the best week she'd had in a long time.

"Hmmm…..first sexual anything, or first sexual anything with a boy?" Queen C said, while grinning at the displays knowing what reaction that little tidbit would bring.

Mouth agape, Xander just starred while Faith beat him to it, "first sexual anything. But we're going to be circling around to AC/DC real quick."

"Ah, not circling back to slowly it seems. 7th grade, cheer camp, skinny dipping after hours with a camp counselor who just wanted to….expand my horizons."

"Wait, wait, wait….are you talking about your pen pal Mika Tran? You told me she helped you…." Choking on the words he continued, "perfect your splits."

"Oh, she did."

Now Xander really did look like a blowfish, just standing there while his mouth made gasping sounds. Not that Faith was any better off, eyes glazed over in imagination.

"Uh hem, here we are. 14k Black Gold, center stone 1.01 carat ruby. No accents. $1,700."

The jeweler quickly took the pairs measurements as the teens just starred off into space, like confused horny puppies.

"We'll be wanting them engraved, XCF, and if you can get it done in the next 40 minutes there's a 40% tip in it for you."

Looking around for what they came for, Cordy took notice of the rest of the expensive jewelry while running her tongue around the inside of her mouth.

Yep, should be able to fit at least half a dozen rings.

"Are we sure this Willy guy can fence the rings?" Faith asked, while looking at the bling on her finger. She felt like a princess.

"Yeah, he's a sleazy worm but does a lot of work under the table for the local demon population. So, he'll know people. It's not as if we can pawn these babies." The head cheerleader informed, while placing her hand next to Faith's as they waited in the Alibi Room's office.

Not counting the three they'd had made, and paid for in the pocket dimension, when the episode had ended they'd returned and robbed the place. Making off with 22 rings, of various stones & metals.

All the while Prue, or as Cordeila liked to refer to her as, Tits McGee II with the stupid eye powers, just ate at a shitty food court across from a monster of the week.

"Does this look alright? I mean, ah, I'm not one for fashion so I'm at your mercy." Xander's own ring was a simpler but in a similar style as there's.

"X, it looks cool. And expensive. Those high school bitches are gonna be creaming themselves when they see you and C's matching set."

Hip checking Faith, Cordeila just grinned, "and wait till they see a trio of them on the dance floor this Friday. All we need is a nice payday for our heist, and we can see about new dresses. And a tux for our resident fashion handicapped."

The crown Cordeila was expecting might just be plastic, but the bragging rights would more then make up for it.

"Hey, Faith, what about you? You never said your first experience." Sunnydale's #1 class clown asked.

At Cordy's concerned look, Faith just shook her head, "it's cool. Though not super sexy. After school in the parking lot, around 6th grade, I was giving this guy…or at least trying to give this guy a handy j. But he ended up pissing."

"Eck! Gross. What the hell?"

Grinning, Faith continued, "yep. He talked a big game, but when it was time to shine he couldn't get it up. Pissed instead and pretended like he'd bust a nut. Total loser."

"Oh God, just kill me now. Even I could get it up and there was a guy two seats away from me making weird grunting noises." Xander said in second hand embarrassment.

"Ladies, gentleman, not sure what conversation I walked in on but please feel free to continue." Willy the Snitch just leered.

Squinting her eyes and leaning her head slightly to the left, Faith pointed at the bartender, "totally could have been his cousin!"

"Gross." X & C said in stereo.

Notes: There rings are at these links:
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p/rings-solitaire-ezra-2134-2111?metal=14k-black-gold&stones=ruby