Loud Music Parody: M-Edition
Love The Way You Lie (by Rihanna and Marshall Bruce "Eminem" Mathers III)
Featuring: Lincoln Loud (as Eminem's vocal), Jordan Rosato (as Rihanna's vocal), Me/PiroBal (director), Luna and Sam (Instruments)
Location: Loud-Verse Earth-MMLP (Marshall Mathers/Slim Shady Loud-Verse)
Author's Note: So I'm gonna make this question to know whether or not you know it. What does Eminem had in common with Lincoln Loud? Answer me in the review section but anyone who hasn't known must never peek the answer. Without further ado, leave a like, review/request, follow and I hope you enjoy. God Bless, Stay Safe and Peace/Shalom!
-Couples Therapy Session-
Pirobal: So, Chandler's also been abusive huh? So broke up with who, you or him?
Girl Jordan: Me. I left him and went back to my parents. Thankfully, we are able to file a restraining order to keep him away from me. And Lincoln's a great friend to help me deal with this, despite him having couple's issue as well. Ronnie's… been acting weird at him lately. I guess she's still traumatized on the whole Sid fiasco?
PiroBal: You know?
Girl Jordan: She told me. They told me. I figured what happened. I know Lincoln's been a charmer but both him and Ronnie had been loyal to each other. To find out that Sidney took advantage of that.
PiroBal: On the plus note, Ronnie's been actually trying to locate her. I think she's seeking closure by being ready to forgive her. But she's still quite not ready to mend the broken relationship of her marriage.
Girl Jordan: I often see him with scars and he tried to hide them. But he's not good at that.
PiroBal: Speaking of which, look who's late… [looks at Lincoln]
Lincoln: Sorry man. Ronnie's still sour. She thinks I might get to you next, Jordan. I don't want our marriage to end a divorce, and she hates that too.
Girl Jordan: Well, her parents did divorced but they went together again, didn't they?
Lincoln: When they retired from their professional medical duties, yes they remarried. But us and Ronnie are a bit different. She might take it seriously and make it a permanent annulment. All because of my stupid charm. But on another note, she's been scouting Detroit for any sign of Sid since you interviewed her during that last music session. I think… no, I hope she's ready to forgive her and give her a second chance.
Girl Jordan: By the way, who are we waiting for?
PiroBal: Luna and Sam. They also have some patches to mend. That's why they also joined for this couple's therapy. Not gonna lie, I thought out of all couples in the Loud family, Sam and Luna should at least be stable. I mean Lori and Bobby had some rough parts but they're too mushy to ever hate each other. I really do wonder what did these two girls fought about. [door open] Speaking of the girls. Welcome, Luna and Sam. What did you two had to deal with this time?
Luna: Sam and I are deciding for a kid.
PiroBal: Cool… and? You guys found anyone lucky to adopt or…
Sam: Well… my family are…
PiroBal: They know about your relationship so I know they aren't spiteful of you two. So, I could only guess… they wanted it naturally born from both of you?
Luna: Exactly! How'd you figure?
PiroBal: I had a hunch. You guys wanted to adopt but there had been no luck on who's lucky to be adopted or any place that cares for homeless children and orphans. But you also don't trust the sperm bank since they'll be giving a stranger's seed. And if said stranger had a relative or child, there might come a time that they'd meet and made an accident, no matter how low the probability is. Even if it's 1% or lower, is that correct?
Sam: Somehow, yes!
PiroBal: And to rub salt in the wound, it had to be someone you trust. A family relative or friend, is that it?
Luna: See Sam, I told you he'll figure it out.
PiroBal: I already know what you'll say next. "Are you secretly a prophet or psychic?"
Sam: Are you secre… whoa! Bro, how!?
PiroBal: I watched JoJo.
Luna: Who now?
Lincoln: Anime fan, I see.
PiroBal: Thanks.
Sam: So… are there any new music session, or Lincoln's cheating again?
Girl Jordan: What? No? He's not that kind of a man. We're here for a therapy session. And yeah, maybe something to jam the tunes.
Luna: I guess we came at the right time.
PiroBal: You ready?
-Music Starts here-
[Intro Chorus: Jordan]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Well, that's all right because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry?
Well, that's all right because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
[Verse 1: Lincoln Loud]
I can't tell you what it really is, I can only tell you what it feels like
And right now, there's a steel knife in my windpipe
I can't breathe, but I still fight while I can fight
As long as the wrong feels right, it's like I'm in flight
High off her love, drunk from her hate
It's like I'm huffing paint and I love her, the more I suffer, I suffocate
And right before I'm about to drown, she resuscitates me
She fucking hates me, and I love it — "Wait!
Where you going?" — "I'm leaving you!" — "No, you ain't!
Come back!" — We're running right back, here we go again
It's so insane, 'cause when it's going good, it's going great
I'm Superman with the wind at his back, she's Lois Lane
But when it's bad, it's awful, I feel so ashamed
I snapped, "Who's that dude?", I don't even know his name
I laid hands on her, I'll never stoop so low again
I guess I don't know my own strength
[Chorus: Jordan Rosato]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Well, that's all right because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry?
Well, that's all right because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
[Verse 2: Eminem]
You ever love somebody so much you can barely breathe when you're with 'em?
You meet, and neither one of you even know what hit 'em
Got that warm fuzzy feeling, yeah, them chills, used to get 'em
Now you're getting fucking sick of looking at 'em?
You swore you'd never hit 'em, never do nothing to hurt 'em
Now you're in each other's face
Spewing venom in your words when you spit 'em
You push, pull each other's hair, scratch, claw, bit 'em
Throw 'em down, pin 'em
So lost in the moments when you're in 'em
It's the rage that took over, it controls you both
So they say you're best to go your separate ways
Guess that they don't know ya
'Cause today, that was yesterday, yesterday is over
It's a different day, sound like broken records playing over
But you promised her, next time you'll show restraint
You don't get another chance, life is no Nintendo game
But you lied again
Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that's why they call it window pane
[Chorus: Jordan Rosato]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Well, that's all right because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry?
Well, that's all right because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
[Verse 3: Lincoln Loud]
Now, I know we said things, did things that we didn't mean
Then we fall back into the same patterns, same routine
But your temper's just as bad as mine is, you're the same as me
When it comes to love you're just as blinded, baby, please
Come back, it wasn't you, baby, it was me
Maybe our relationship isn't as crazy as it seems
Maybe that's what happens when a tornado meets a volcano
All I know is I love you too much to walk away though
Come inside, pick up your bags off the sidewalk
Don't you hear sincerity in my voice when I talk?
Told you this is my fault, look me in the eyeball
Next time I'm pissed, I'll aim my fist at the drywall
Next time? There won't be no next time!
I apologize, even though I know it's lies
I'm tired of the games, I just want her back, I know I'm a liar
If she ever tries to fucking leave again, Imma tie her
To the bed and set this house on fire, just gonna—
[Chorus: Jordan & Lincoln]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Well, that's all right because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry?
Well, that's all right because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
-Short Instrumental until Music End-
Luna: Wow, that was such a song. And Lincoln's getting good at his rapping skills. Lisa would get jealous.
Sam: Why did they made those lyrics though?
PiroBal: Remember that this is couple's therapy. Jordan had a rough patch from the abusive Chandler McCann. She already filed a restraining order and the Rosato family aren't gonna drop charges no matter how much money the McCann family bribes them. I mean, if the scars aren't enough evidence of the toxicity… what more could you ask?
Sam: Well, those rich jerks can't reach us now, right?
Luna: Leave the jokes to Luan, luv.
PiroBal: So, how about you two? What exactly is the problem on your decision to have a child?
Sam: Well, Simon is single so he accepted as donor. Luna and I are okay if they do it the natural old-fashion way. But for me…
PiroBal: Oh dear, I can already imagine. Lemme be blunt, Lincoln was the chosen donor for Sam but you still hadn't talked about this to Ronnie considering her nightmares and fear. And aside that, you're concerned for Lincoln's sexual health considering that he only had one functioning family jewel left, correct?
Luna: Yeah, Lori and I figured since Lori is close to the Santiago dudes and I as Lincoln's favorite sister/guardian… I knew something was wrong with him. Heck he still feels the sore of Ronnie's kick and sutures when one of his… balls… had to be removed due to the crushing damage. I feel sorry for the dude since it wasn't completely his fault. I know Lincoln isn't the type to be a cheat so I figured something was off when the whole fiasco started.
Sam: To think that the Latina's best friend was gonna seduce him after her bad break up with her ex? Harsh betrayal, right?
PiroBal: Well, it already happened. We can't dwell in the past. If I may suggest, you girls should wait until Ronnie is back home. She's trying to find Sid and attempts to mend their broken friendship. This time, she might agree since you asked for permission rather than go behind her back. But I cannot make any guarantees since her phobia is still there.
Luna: Yeah, I think you're right. Well, we better get going. Come on, luv. Let's scram and find Ronnie. Thanks for the advice… [looks at Lincoln] oh, and bro. Do be careful on who to befriend, will ya? I can't have you getting another suture and be completely sterile.
Lincoln: I'll… keep that in mind. I might not return yet since Lori and Bobby might mistake this as me cheating.
Girl Jordan: Then, I'll be first to leave. Don't worry, I can go home myself.
Lincoln: No way, I'll take you there. You may have a restraining order on that jerky cunt but there's still a chance he might do something irrational.
END-
AN: Most of Eminem's song are considered Rated-M so I could only put them here. Well there are some few exceptions like "Not Afraid", "Lose Yourself - Censored", "Till I Collapse" and some I haven't mentioned but most of his songs are Rated-M due to his persona as "Slim Shady".
Special quest: If any of you readers any Eminem songs that I can use next, be free to request them to me.
Once again, Thanks you, leave a like, review/request, follow and I hope you enjoy. God Bless, Stay Safe and Peace/Shalom!