Later that evening, it became dark, and the cast of Veggies was enjoying a nice, relaxing, quiet dinner over at Hollywood's most famous restaurant, the Brown Derby. True to its name, it was shaped exactly like a bowler hat.
But, the kids were absolutely terrified when it came to what they had experienced that day.
Pretty much everything in the restaurant seemed to remind them of Ivan Tükeeljü.
"—would you care to try the mixed drink special for the evening?" A lettuce waiter asked a carrot couple. "We call it the "Tropic Russian", made from Smirnoff vodka, coconut schnapps and—"
"—yeah, we'll also take that Russian dessert on the menu...uh, how do you say it, sir?" A pea woman asked a watermelon waiter. "Blini? Oh that sounds lovely."
The song choice on the radio certainly didn't help either.
"—Ra, Ra, Rasputin,
Russia's greatest love machine,
There was a cat that really was gone—"
"Ooh, I like this song!" Mr. Lunt said, perking up.
"It is a classic!" Archibald replied.
"—keep your eyes peeled, you guys.." Junior spoke, turning towards the other kids (while at the same time taking a bite of the most delicious burger he'd ever had). "That guy could be here any moment to kill us and we don't even know..."
"Yeah, like right outside our window, looking directly at us." Laura replied, looking horrified.
"Exactly, like he could be right outside our—" Junior's heart pounded. "...window..."
Ivan stood directly outside the window, looking especially menacing.
"Oh, crap." Junior gulped. "He's back for more..."
("Moscow" by Dschingis Khan plays)
"Moskau
Fremd und geheimnisvoll
Türme aus rotem Gold
Kalt wie das Eis
Moskau"
While the adult vegetables talked about the film, Ivan clambered up the top of the very large, hat-shaped building, attempting to break in with a glass-cutter. Eventually, he managed to get inside...inside the kitchen that is.
"AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!" Ivan exclaimed, rushing out the kitchen with his entire butt on fire, as he'd landed on top of a stove.
The kids chuckled at this, but they left their places at the dining room in order to try and escape Ivan.
"Doch wer dich wirklich kennt
Der weiß, ein Feuer brennt
In dir so heiß
Kosaken hey hey hey hebt die Gläser (hey, hey)
Natascha ha ha ha du bist schön (ha ha)"
Ivan noticed this and tried to grab the kids, but Annie stuck out a non-existent foot, making him trip.
"OЙ!" Ivan exclaimed.
"Oh, I'm SORRRYYYY.." Annie smirked, acting very sarcastic. "Did'ja have a nice "fall"?"
"Towarisch hey hey hey auf das Leben (hey, hey)
Auf dein Wohl Bruder hey Bruder (hey, hey, hey, hey)"
Libby, Junior and Laura all got together and took a food cart without anyone noticing. Then, when the time was right, they positioned it directly at the entrance/exit of the restaurant, and at Ivan as well.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Ivan exclaimed.
"Don't forget to write!" Junior yelled.
"SEND OUR REGARDS TO FEARLESS LEADER!" Percy hollered.
"THAT STUPID CARTOON EES BANNED EEN HOME COUNTRYYYYY!!" Ivan once more exclaimed, getting skyrocketed out the front door.
"Moskau, Moskau
Wirf die Gläser an die Wand
Russland ist ein schönes Land
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey
Moskau, Moskau
Deine Seele ist so groß
Nachts da ist der Teufel los
Ha ha ha ha ha, hey"
Ivan fell to the ground, flat on his face. Once he got up, he felt extremely beaten.
"Ohhhh, *Блядь, he's gonna keel me." Ivan rubbed his face.
(*translation: "f&@!"*)
Ivan walked away from the restaurant, and accidentally stumbled into the streets of L.A.—where he was promptly hit by an oncoming bus.