I love it on this planet!
They mad eme their queen which should erally help me become a princess back in carealot. nobody here eats hotdogs which is great honestly who wants to eat meat tubes thats fucking gross? and thor is really hot too bad his brother is a fucking nerd. He is always trying to talk to me and getting mad and whining when im like UM NO LOSER? and hes like you have horse energy and I was like "oh no!" but hes so stupid there is no way he knows. BUT ONCE HE TURNED INTO A HORSE? try harder you loser lol ill never go out with you1
anyway then iron man was like "it is ssafe to return to gohwart, my flower" and i was like eeeeeeeeeeeh i dont know its kind of chill here? and im like the queen anyway im not trying to like fall backwards on the ladder of being important? and he was totally going to cry lol i cant believe i thought he was dad hot what a stupid nerd.
okay and then my phone was ringing and i was like ? you have reception in space? and thor was like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ which was a whole mood ngl. anyway then i answered and it was lue skywalker! he was inviting me to a party on a nother plant and i was like I HAVE CLASS KLUE!1 and he was like oh my god im sorry but i think youre my mother? AND I LOOKED AT RON AND WAS LIKE...OUR BABY?!/
-coming son-