It is time for Hatter to retake what is rightfully his, but not before they go on a wild trip in more ways that one...


Chapter 7

A Wild Trip

To say Alice was living a life of fantasy would be putting it nicely. In the two days since she had fallen down that rabbit hole in which she found Wonderland and ended up staying with Hatter Hightop, aka the true king of Wonderland, her life had changed for the better in her opinion.

For all her weirdness that made her something of an outsider to many when growing up in Edinburgh, she had found out that in this strange world that not only did she fit into this place but also felt like she was born to live out the rest of her life in Wonderland with Hatter. Oh yes, had it already been mentioned that she was loving her life here?

Every night and morning had evolved a lot of cake and sex, a perfect mixture for Alice if her now crazy and mad life was going to be like this from now on. During that early afternoon, she and Hatter were snuggled up on a red leather couch with Alice resting her head on Hatter's chest and hearing the different pattern of heartbeat there (different because he was a different species from Alice) and the two were happy just to be lying there content at the current situation. Alice would have liked to have gone out and explore the world but it was rainy outside and there was nothing they could do but just relax indoors though to be fair after the madcap moment that that hungry bird in teh Tulgey Wood maybe it was just as well that the rain stopped her from going anywhere today.

As intimate this moment looked, the Mad Hatter was thinking and looking at the window as the rain pelted it and thoughts drifted to him about the future of Wonderland and the throne. Oh yes, he may had been mad as what they all called him, but he certainly wasn't a man without a plan and in that moment as he looked down at the stunning blonde woman in his arms, one mad idea came to him.

"My dear...I think it's time to retake the throne," Hatter announced to Alice and she rose her head up to look at him.

"I'm sorry, what?" Alice inquired.

"It's time to overthrow the Queen of Hearts and reclaim my rightful place as king," Hatter explained. "Now that I have someone to be there with me, we can finally end that mad Queen's reign once and for all!"

"Now? But what are we going to do? Do we need an army or something?"

"Mmm, haven't fully worked it out but I'm sure it'll work."

Alice rolled her eyes, of course he'd say that as he was, well, mad. It was in his character to do things on the fly and sometimes this would lead to him not thinking things through. Nonetheless she wanted to help Hatter take what was rightfully his and if it worked out, not only would Hatter be king, but Alice herself would be queen. That thought alone always got her excited in more ways than one.

Suddenly the Hatter gently pushed Alice away and stood up to adjust his clothes, though he felt something in his pocket and remembered something else he had to ask Alice which was probably just as important than retaking the throne.

"Alice, before we go there is one more thing to ask of you."

"What is it Hatter?" Alice inquired but she gasped when the Hatter got on one knee and brought out a silver ring from his pocket.

"Alice Kingsley, will you be my wife and queen of Wonderland?"

The blonde girl clasped her hands over her mouth and felt tears in her eyes and she only had one thing to say. "I...I...YES!"

She didn't need to say anything else; instead she crashed her lips on his and a hardcore make out took place which lasted about half an hour and ultimately ended up with Alice given Hatter a blowjob. An elaborate way of saying 'yes' but not that Hatter was complaining as when he climaxed his seed filled Alice's mouth and she moaned licking every last drop of it.

After they got back on their feet, Alice slipped on the ring onto her finger and smiled at her new fiancée. "Oh, Hatter...I cannot wait to be your wife and queen when that time comes."

Funnily enough by the time their madcap love making was finished, the rain had stopped and with that it was time for them to go. The two then walked away hand in hand as Hatter led the way to wherever they were going to. For Alice, she had time to reflect on the situation and thought about her immediate future; she had only known this man for a few days yet was suddenly engaged to him. It was mad, then again, so was this whole world in general.

There was a sense of irony for Alice as she would always find it silly in these Disney princess films that the girls got married after hardly knowing the prince (Alice especially thought that Princess Anna in the film 'Frozen' was a total whore for getting engaged to someone she just met) but now after all that time finding all those relationships silly, Alice now found herself in exactly that same situation.

Alice though did not want to think of the hilarious irony of it all, logic never really applied to Wonderland, so this might have been normal plus she felt such a physical and emotional bond to Hatter it was incredible, where was she going to find someone like him in her life? Certainly not back where she had come from that was for certain should she do the unthinkable and go home. Home for Alice was now Wonderland.

As the couple walked hand in hand through the woods and admiring the views and chatting excitedly to each to each other like any newly engaged couple, they then they heard footsteps behind them and the sound of a gruff male voice muttering angrily of why it had to be him and all sorts. Looking round it was another creature about a head shorter than Alice. It was a green lizard with big tennis ball sized yellow eyes and wearing a grey flat cap with wearing workman like clothes while carrying a wooden ladder. Whoever it was Hatter seem to know who it was.

"Ah Bill! How it is my good man?" Hatter greeted cheerfully, but the lizard walked past without even noticing the couple and still muttering angrily. "Oh dear, he's not in good mood today."

"What's wrong with him?" Asked Alice.

"Knowing Bill it could be anything," Hatter replied, "come one though, let's find out."

As Bill the Lizard was on the same path as they were walking down, it didn't take long until they managed to find him outside a charming looking cottage that looked a lot like Hatter's home and in the front garden of this home as Bill was walking up was none other than a certain white rabbit who was looking flustered.

"My goodness it's the white rabbit!" Alice pointed out to Hatter excitedly. "He was the one I followed down the rabbit hole to get here, something about being late or something."

"You mean Tobias?" Hatter inquired.

"To-who? Tobias?" Alice asked in confusion.

Hatter pointed out the rabbit in question. "That rabbit there is called Tobias. He's always been late for something, never good with keep schedules and all that."

Alice stared in bewilderment. She should have known better that the rabbit should have had a name like anyone, still she had gotten use to calling him 'White Rabbit' that knowing his actual name was just a strange thing for the blonde to ponder. As she mulled her thoughts over this, an argument had broken about between Bill and Tobias with the former towering over the rabbit and complaining loudly.

"You're due to pay me for the work I did for you!" Bill demanded, clearly it seemed to be a past event that Alice was unsure about.

"Oh dear I've been awfully late on so many things that I've forgotten about that!" Tobias quivered looking fearful.

The lizard though was having none of it. "Don't give me that you lazy good for nothing prick! I want my money now!"

"But I haven't got it I swear!"

"I want it now!"

"But Bill I mean it!"

Then it all happened. In something almost like a comedy movie in which a chase happens, that was what happened next as Bill starting chasing the terrified rabbit around the house. Alice felt that if the Benny Hill theme could be played it would have fitted the scene taking place before her and would have found it hilarious had she not felt a little bit sorry for the rabbit. Hatter on the other hand grunted, shook his head and clearly had seen enough.

"Well I think we should stick out of the way and let them sort this, um, debate." With a playful slap on Alice's ass, they carried on walking down the path where they went further into the woods. It was a peaceful walk in which the couple couldn't help but grin at each other and clearly loved each other and in one random moment Hatter's hand, which had been placed on Alice's back, slipped down towards her rear in which he squeezed it and this made the blonde squeak with surprise.

"You cheeky devil!" Alice spluttered but her fiancée laughed.

"But you clearly like it when I do it though, huh?"

"I can't confirm or deny that," Alice muttered quietly with a blush.

Just then they heard a chuckle from the treetops and they both looked up behind them and from the darkness there seemed to be someone up there and something about that laugh seemed to be familiar to Alice.

"Well what'd you know, it's him," Hatter muttered to Alice. "Come down there, Cat!"

The thing emerged from the treetops and there was a certain Cheshire Cat who floated downwards to get level with the couple. That famous large grin of his only widened at putting two and two together and seeing the ring of Alice's finger confirming that they were indeed a pair.

"Well, well, well, it seems that things have rushed rather quickly for you two," the Cat laughed.

"How do you know about this?" Hatter questioned. "Were you spying on us?"

"On the contrary," Cheshire Cat grinned as he floated around them in a circle. "I saw your good lady friend in the woods and merely directed her to find you and thus…it all seemed to have gone rather well don't you think?"

"It's true," Alice admitted holding onto Hatter's hand. "I didn't know what to expect until I found you."

"It would seem then am I matchmaker don't you think?" The Cat boasted by tumbling forward while he was floating. "Does this mean I'll be the best man, or rather best tom, at the wedding?"

The brunette man snorted. "Don't get any bright ideas you little…"

But the Cheshire Cat had gone. The couple looked around and could see no trace of that cat. He had pretty much vanished into thin air

"You realise that some are madder than others here," Hatter sighed in annoyance.

"More than most?" Alice replied raising a suggestive eyebrow.

Hatter rolled his eyes and allowed Alice to wrap her arm around Hatter's arm. "Come on my dear, there is much to do."

They walked for quite a long time through the woods with by now Hatter placing his hand on Alice's ass (again) and gently squeezing it; always something that Alice really enjoyed from Hatter. By now they had gotten towards the opening of the woods and around them there were giant mushrooms about the size of a house and in the distance was the first sight of what looked like the palace.

"There is my home," Hatter happily pointed out to Alice.

The palace wasn't all that big compared to other castles Alice had seen, but it had a whacky look, colourful and something that looked like out of a cartoon in which seemed to be keeping with much of what Wonderland had to offer.

"A most marvellous palace," Alice smiled. "But if you don't mind me asking...how are you the last of the Hightops?

The Mad Hatter's expression turned solemn. Alice had read a bit on how the Queen had overthrown Hatter's family and how she had beheaded the king and queen, yet there was a mystery as to what happened to the rest of the family.

Hatter sighed. "Well then, what those history books fail to mention is that the Queen has a pet...a deadly pet called the Jabberwocky."

"What is a 'Jabberwocky?'" Alice asked with a great deal of curiosity.

"The most horrendous creature to set foot in Wonderland," Hatter explained. "It is a giant dragon creature that can smell flesh and can devour you if you find yourself with it."

Alice shuddered remembering how that birdcage bird had made a meal of her and how she had just managed to get away from it. How many creatures in Wonderland could eat someone? She knew she'd have to be careful.

"No one knows where the Jabberwocky came from," Hatter continued, "though wherever the Queen found it, that monster has been used to hunt a eat all the Hightops that got away...all except for me."

The long blonde-haired girl gasped and quickly embraced Hatter. "I'm so sorry Hatter. But why are you doing it now after all this time of sitting in the shadows?"

He smiled warmly at her. "I always promised I had to find a future queen before attempting a coup. Now that you're here, we can do it, but we must be careful."

"What can we do to defeat the Queen?" Alice asked, curious about the prospect of taking part in a coup d'état.

"There is a weakness," Hatter explained. "It's the Jabberwocky itself would you believe. For some reason to make it serve her, the Queen put a curse on it that also pretty much controls her army. If the Jabberwocky is killed, then her influence is finished, and she will be overthrown."

It was quite a lot for Alice to take in, but just as she was going to ask more questions that they had a sound coming from the Woods and the Hatter immediately dragged Alice into the bushes.

"Quick!" He said, "it's the Queen's troops!"

Hatter and Alice hid behind some thick bushes as the sound of marching feet could be heard coming down the pink path. It didn't take long for the troops to reveal themselves as to Alice's amazement were two lines of walking deck of cards with hands and feet either red or black as well a small head on top.

"Goodness, what a curious platoon," Alice whispered to Hatter.

"They are technically mine," Hatter added, staring intently at them. "Bloody mad Queen stole them from me." Then one of the guards looked up and stared towards the bush, he had heard them!

Quickly the engaged couple ran further into a field of giant mushrooms to hide. Alice looked back to make sure they were not being followed and thankfully they were not but unknown to Alice, Hatter spotted something, or rather someone, in the distance.

"It's him! Look!" Hatter cried.

Alice looked back in front and there sitting on a large mushroom while smoking a hookah pipe was a large blue caterpillar with numbers going down one side with shapes and patterns on the other side. It was an amazing sight but by this point all the strange things that with all what Alice had seen she was probably used to it by now.

As they got by the base of the mushroom the Caterpillar had taken a whiff of his pipe and looked down at the couple immediately knowing the Hatter.

"Oh, the lost king of Wonderland," said in a bored tone as if had gotten bored of this fact previously.

"How do Bertie!" Hatter greeted happily with a manic grin that suited his personality to the ground. "Is all good my loyal subject?"

"All very well," the caterpillar, supposedly called Bertie, replied dryly before then noticing Alice standing there, "and who are you?" The Caterpillar said those certain words with shapes of letters raining down on Alice, making her cough.

"I'm...I'm Alice."

"You don't seem to be from here," Bertie noted by her appearance.

Hatter then pulled Alice close. "Indeed, she is not. She is my fiancée and the future queen of Wonderland."

Hearing that made Alice smile at the fact of how much Hatter thought of Alice. However, Bertie did not seem fazed at this news. "You can never keep your emotions tied down can't you, Hatter? You do know that even if you succeed in taking down the Queen of Hearts then you two would have to produce heirs to keep your bloodline going."

Alice's eyes widened as the thought of having children dawned on her. She hadn't thought about the importance of having an heir if she was to become queen and this wasn't including the fact she and Hatter were different species, then again given the amount of times they had fucked already she had to wonder if maybe they had conceived already and she might be carrying said child...half human half whatever race Hatter was.

She never thought she could be a mother, she always didn't really think about it nor even thought that she could ever be a good mother, yet for some reason the thought of her having Hatter's potential children was a weird turn on for her. The again it seemed that anything evolving Hatter always did that for Alice.

Hatter then spoke up again. "Come on now, Bertie. Give us a whiff of your pipe, always good to have a pick-me-up in the afternoon!"

Wait, were they about to have some sort of drug? Alice's only experience with drugs was with some shitty brownies during her high school years that were a botched job which was something she did not want to think about with the horrendous headache she had suffered afterwards.

Would this be any better? Surely anything seemed to work in Wonderland no matter how crazy it might have sounded to some.

"Fine…very well, have a seat," The caterpillar sighed pointing at the smaller mushrooms nearby. He did not look so happy to share his space with these two.

They both sat on the mushroom chairs, or rather, Alice sank on her one due to her large ass. Weirdly no one seemed to be bothered by this as Bertie started passing round his hookah pipe. Hatter would take a long intake of breath of the stuff first before then Alice drew in a whiff and did the same.

Her whole world seemed to turn on its head as immediately her vision became both glossy and hazy and her senses all over her body were feeling so good.

"Oh God this feels hot," Alice slurred as she began rubbing her hands over her body and especially on her curves before looking other at her fiancé. "Hatter…you look so handsome."

"And you look so fuckable," Hatter drooled as he staggered over to help Alice up.

The blue caterpillar watched with some disgust as the two of them began a long, steamy make out, kissing each other fervently with Hatter rubbing his hand over Alice's ass and she in turn rubbing her hand over his cock which was now getting hard. Neither of them seeming to care that Bertie was watching all this in front of his own very eyes.

"Excuse me," Bertie ordered, "will you please listen?"

The couple were now on the ground with Hatter lying on his back with Alice on top still kissing like there was no tomorrow. They were clearly on one hell of a wild trip that made them unable to listen to anything going on around them.

"Am I just talking to myself?" Bertie snorted crossly and soon realise that he was fighting a losing battle to get their attention.

The caterpillar eventually gave up when the two began to fuck doggy style with Alice bent over with her hands pressed on the stalk of one of the big mushrooms with her pulling her jeans and panties down with Hatter thrusting his cock into her well lubricated pussy.

Bertie then made a final snort of disgust then sprouted wings and flew away while muttering degrading things about 'young people' like Alice and Hatter.

He had to wonder how these two were supposed to be fit and proper rulers of this land should they ever come to the throne. Then again, the lost king was called the Mad Hatter for good reason.

Alice and Hatter moaned as their fuck session approached its climax in which Hatter screamed with pleasure by ejaculating his load into Alice and the two fell to the ground exhausted and still giddy from the hookah pipe.

Neither of them did anything while lying on the ground, let alone notice that the caterpillar was gone, but it would be Alice while still in a haze, stood up, pulled up her cum soaked jeans and staggered away towards the palace not even fully realising that she was leaving Hatter behind...still with his large, throbbing and sticky cock exposed for the whole world to see.

Hatter's drugged effects wouldn't last long as he was more use to the stuff, but when he came to his senses he saw that Alice was gone and quickly suspected she must have gone towards the palace and with that...trouble.

"Oh drat," Hatter sighed, "better get the gang together to help me out. Where are Albert and Freddy when you need 'em?"

Further away from Hatter, Alice staggered her way towards the palace almost if she was drunk and it would be another few minutes before Alice's drug effects would go away, but thanks to her curiosity and her body telling her otherwise from her mind, Alice was about to find herself in a world of yet more trouble. In some ways, staying there with Hatter and keep on fucking might have been a safer option. Little did she know just what trouble she was about to find herself in...


What lies next for Alice now? Find out next time and please tell me what you think!