Canadian DxR
Summary: You ever expect a shy loner to have a harem, well you are about to read the story of how one guy got a harem.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything characters in this fic, they belong to their respective owners. The only thing I own is my OC.
Rated M for violence, blood, sexual content, and coarse language.
Note: All the girls in the harem are over 18.
It was the morning after that wild day of sex as a naked Dylan Riley and Aqua were under the covers as Aqua opens her eyes, lets out a yawn and stretches her arms.
Aqua then snuggles next to Dylan and rubs her left hand along his right cheek. She then gives him several soft kisses on his left cheek as Dylan opens his eyes.
"Good morning Dylan," Aqua said softly to Dylan.
"Good morning Aqua," Dylan said to Aqua as she moves her hand off his cheek.
"I had a great sleep after that time we had together," Aqua said to Dylan as she twirls her left index finger on Dylan's hairy chest.
"Yeah I had a great sleep too," Dylan said as Aqua moves her finger off his chest.
"How about I give you a little morning surprise," Aqua said to Dylan as she was about to move her left hand to his cock.
"No thanks Aqua, I just want to relax today, all that sex yesterday was a huge energy drain," Dylan said to Aqua.
"Okay, but we can still cuddle?" Aqua asked Dylan.
"Yeah that's fine," Dylan said as he wraps his left arm around Aqua's upper body.
Dylan then pulls Aqua close as they cuddle a bit before they get up.
A few days later in the city of Toronto, Ontario, Canada, a girl was flying around in the city. The girl had blonde hair that went a little past her waist, wearing a blue ribbon in her hair, a white short dress that shows off her shoulders and legs (as well as a little bit of her chest), and white platform sandals.
"This is a neat world, I have never seen such moving objects before," the girl said and then she lands on the CN Tower's pod.
"This is such a strange place, I wonder where Seiya is?" The girl asked and then she sees a trading card with a black glow to it.
"Huh, what's this?" The girl asked as she picks up the card.
The girl looks at the card and then the card disappeared into the girl's right hand. The girl then felt this slight pain in her head as she closes her eyes. Soon, the pain stopped as the girl could feel something.
"Oh my god, I could feel the power and I'm going to use it," the girl said as she opens her eyes as her irises were red, which meant the card was possessing her.
Chapter 8: Cautious in Toronto, The Novice Goddess of Healing, Ristarte
It has been a quiet few days at Dylan Riley's home with nothing but relaxing, watching T.V., or playing video games. There was one day where Dylan and Nami went to get groceries in Perth, but that was it. With some money Dylan had left over from the two cards he had, he decided to get something for Aqua on Amazon.
Later on, Dylan (wearing his glasses, a black Neil Diamond Cutter "Invader" t-shirt, blue jeans, and sneakers), Nami (wearing a black t-shirt with a tangerine on it, blue jean shorts, and her sandals), Nico Robin (wearing a black tank top with a palm leaf pattern on it, purple biker shorts, and black knee-high boots) and Lucoa (wearing her usual cap, tank top, shorts, stockings, and sneakers) were sitting around in the living room, while Dylan was on his iPad.
"Hey where is Aqua?" Lucoa asked as Aqua was nowhere to be found.
"She's in my bedroom, trying on the outfit we got her," Dylan said.
"I'm ready," Aqua said from Dylan's den.
Aqua then steps out of Dylan's den and into the living room. She had on a light blue sweater, black leggings, and blue ankle-length boots.
"Wow Aqua, you look amazing," Dylan said to Aqua as she blushes a bit.
"Oh thanks Dylan," Aqua said to Dylan.
"Come on, let's see those bra and panties," Robin said to Aqua.
Aqua then lifts up her shirt and lowers her leggings to show off the blue bra and matching blue panties she had on.
"Wow, looking hot Aqua," Nami said to Aqua as Aqua pulls up her leggings and lowers her shirt.
"Thanks Nami," Aqua said to Nami.
Aqua then sits down on the couch next to Dylan and then she cuddles up next to him. She looks down to see Dylan watching a YouTube video on his iPad, that video was Chadtronic's reaction video to Peppermint Park.
"What are you watching?" Aqua asked Dylan.
"Oh it's Chadtronic's reaction video to Peppermint Park, it's kind of like a shittier version of Sesame Street," Dylan said.
"What's Sesame Street?" Aqua asked Dylan.
"Oh it's an educational show that teaches little kids numbers, letters, words, and life lessons, it is most famous for their puppets known as Muppets," Dylan said.
"Isn't there a muppet that was a bird the size of Straw Hats' shipwright?" Robin asked Dylan.
"That's Big Bird and your right Robin," Dylan said to Robin.
What Dylan was showing Aqua on the video was the part with the two puppets playing with the bubble liquid.
"God these puppets are ugly, and I love puppets," Dylan said.
"They can't be that bad," Nami said.
"Let me show you," Dylan said to the other girls and then he shows them the footage.
"Yeah they are bad," Nami said.
"They all look the same, no variety," Robin said.
"What's the budget for this thing?" Lucoa asked Dylan.
"Not enough, or they blew it on coke for coming up with this drug fuelled nightmare," Dylan said as he continues to watch the video.
An hour later, Dylan had put his iPad away as everyone else wanted to do something fun.
"I'm bored," Aqua said.
"Me too," Nami said.
"I'm not, I feel like watching this Tiger King everyone is talking about," Robin said as Dylan got an alert from his iPhone.
Dylan then pulls the phone out of his pocket and goes to the home page. He discovers the alert was from the special app as he goes into it.
"We got some excitement ladies, the app has just located another girl in possession of a card," Dylan said to the girls as he stands up off the couch.
"Where is it coming from?" Nami asked Dylan as he looks on the map and zooms in.
"It's coming from Toronto, at Bremner Boulevard," Dylan said.
"What's on Bremner Boulevard?" Aqua asked Dylan.
"There's Ripley's Aquarium which is awesome, no offence Nami," Dylan said to Nami.
"None taken, I don't hate all fish, just Arlong," Nami said.
"There's also the Rogers Center, the Metro Center, and the CN Tower," Dylan said.
"We had to get going, who knows what damage could be caused," Dylan said as he realized what could happen in the capital of Ontario.
Soon, Aqua runs into the Dylan's den as Dylan was wondering what was going on.
"Aqua, what are you doing?" Dylan asked Aqua.
"If I'm going to fight, I don't want this outfit to get ripped," Aqua said from Dylan's den.
"Okay girls, get your things and I'll get my glove, once Aqua gets dressed we will head out," Dylan said to the other girls.
"Right," Nami, Robin, and Lucoa said.
After Aqua changed into her battle attire and Dylan put on his special glove, he and the girls hop into his Chevy Silverado as Robin drives them to Toronto.
"So how long will it take to reach Toronto?" Nami asked Dylan from the back seat.
Dylan got the GPS on and then he types in the destination for their travel.
"We will be in Toronto in a little over three and a half hours," Dylan said as Nami, Aqua, and Lucoa groan a bit.
"Don't worry, we got the radio to entertain us," Dylan said to the girls as he turns on the radio to 105.3 KISS FM.
Soon, "Blinding Lights" by The Weeknd was playing as Dylan was air drumming during the song. After a minute, Nami reaches over to the radio and turns it off.
"Why did you do that?" Dylan asked Nami.
"I'm not a fan of this music," Nami said.
"That's because you and the other girls are not used to this kind of music, give it some time and you'll love it," Dylan said to Nami.
"Who was that on the radio?" Aqua asked Dylan.
"That was The Weeknd, quite possibly the biggest Canadian artist today, that song was the theme for Wrestlemania 36," Dylan said.
"Oh so it's used for one of your wrestling shows, fun," Nami said to Dylan sarcastically.
"Gee thanks for your enthusiasm Nami," Dylan said to Nami sarcastically.
"I'm going to turn this back on," Dylan said and then he turns the radio back on.
Dylan then close his eyes and falls asleep, which surprised the girls.
"I can't believe he is sleeping at a time like this," Aqua said in shock.
"Maybe he is building up his energy for the fight," Lucoa said.
"Yeah right," Nami said.
"I think when you are driving you get more tired, and Dylan is showing us that," Robin said.
"Who do you think is our next girl?" Lucoa asked.
"My guess is someone buff, someone I can test my Clima-Tact on," Nami said.
"I want it to be another goddess, two goddesses fighting would be so epic," Aqua said in an excited tone.
"Whoever it is, you have to be careful, this girl could easily overpower you," Robin said to Aqua.
"Relax I can handle it, I'm a goddess," Aqua said to Robin.
"Yeah," Nami said quietly.
"A useless goddess," Lucoa said quietly.
A little over two hours later, Dylan wakes up and he looks out the window to see they were on Highway 401 West.
"Oh we're on the highway, we are getting close," Dylan said.
"Now girls don't do anything crazy, we don't want to get arrested," Dylan said to Nami and Aqua.
"Got it," Aqua said.
"I won't do anything that would lead you to go to prison," Nami said to Dylan.
Fifty minutes later, Robin suddenly hits the brake as Dylan and the other girls were in shock.
"What the?" Lucoa asked.
"What's going on?" Aqua asked.
Dylan looks to see they were stuck in a good old fashioned highway traffic jam.
"We're stuck in traffic," Dylan said.
"What do you want me to do?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Honk the horn," Dylan said to Robin.
"Really?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Yes, pretend it's Spandam," Dylan said to Robin.
Robin then had this angry look on her face and then she starts to honk the horn like crazy.
"Hey jackass, get moving, we are in a fucking hurry," Robin said angrily to the driver in front of them.
Then, the driver in front of them puts his left hand out of the window and flips them off.
"I think he is telling us that we're number one," Aqua said.
"No he's not," Dylan said to Aqua.
After twenty minutes, the traffic starts to finally move to the joy of everyone in the truck.
"Hallelujah," Nami said.
"Finally," Dylan said as the truck started to move.
Back in Toronto, the blonde girl was walking along the sidewalk as four muscular guys approach her.
"Hey baby, what's your name?" one guy asked her.
"Ristarte, but call me Rista for short," the blonde woman known as Ristarte said.
"Well Rista, how about you come with us and we'll show you a good time," another guy said to Rista.
"No your not my type," Rista said to the guys.
"We're not asking, we are doing," the third guy said as they forcibly grab her.
"Let me go, I'm a goddess," Rista demanded to the group.
"Yeah and I'm the god of sex," the leader said as they drag Rista to a place where they can assault and rape her in private.
"I said, let me go," Rista demanded the group and then she grabs the left index finger of the leader.
Using her strength, Rista bends the leader's finger in the other way, breaking it like a twig.
"AHHH, OH SHIT," the leader screamed in pain as they let go of Rista.
Rista then kicks the second member of the group in his left kneecap, breaking it as well.
"FUCK, MY KNEE," the second member scream in pain.
Rista then punches the third member in the lower jaw, breaking it like glass.
With three members of the group damaged, Rista looks at the final member of the group with an intense look in her eyes.
"If you don't want to suffer the same fate as your buddies, then you will run," Rista said to the guy in a threatening tone.
What she doesn't know was that the attack was in front of a bunch of people. Once they saw what she did, they screamed and run away in fear, including the gang.
Meanwhile, Dylan and the girls made it to Bremner Boulevard as they were trying to find where the girl was.
"Hey any idea where she is?" Robin asked Dylan.
Then, they see a bunch of horrified people run past them and four gang members slowly running away as well.
"Well either we found the girl or we got a spree killer on our hands," Dylan said.
"Seriously?" Nami asked Dylan.
"Hey, you expect that from me," Dylan said to Nami.
"True enough," Nami said.
Robin soon parks the truck and turns it off. Then, everyone gets out of the truck as Dylan knew they need to keep this girl contain.
"Robin, I need you to use your devil fruit powers to block this area, we don't want anyone to come into this area," Dylan said to Robin.
"You got it," Robin said to Dylan as she crosses her arms.
"Mil Fleur," Robin said and then she sprouts out a thousand arms, five hundred on one side and five hundred on the other.
The arms had were set up like a chain link fence, that means no one will get in or get out.
"Perfect," Dylan said.
"What if this girl flies?" Lucoa asked Dylan.
"It's only for citizens, if this girl flies, I have an idea," Dylan said to Lucoa.
Soon, they hear footsteps as Lucoa hides behind a mailbox, making sure she doesn't get involved in this fight.
"Here she comes," Aqua said as she and Nami get into a fighting stance.
Then, Ristarte comes walking onto the road they were on as she looked like she was going to cause trouble.
"Is that her?" Nami asked Dylan.
Then they see a red "45" glowing on Ristarte's left upper arm and then it disappears a few seconds later.
"Yeah," Dylan said as he taps his glasses to turn on the scanner.
After about twenty seconds of scanning, Dylan turns off the scanner.
"That girl is Ristarte, Rista for short, and she's a goddess," Dylan said.
"Yes, I'm right," Aqua said excitedly.
"Not a good time Aqua," Nami said to Aqua.
"So, you losers want to face me," Ristarte said to the group.
"We are here to take you down and remove the card out of you," Dylan said to Ristarte.
"Yeah right, I'm a goddess," Ristarte said in a cocky tone.
"And if you think I'm going to go out with you fat chance, I like muscular Japanese guys," Ristarte said to Dylan.
"Yeah I thought you might say that," Dylan thought.
"Now Rista, prepare for another goddess to beat you," Aqua said to Ristarte.
"Come and get me," Ristarte said and then she sprouts out these wings and then she flies up into the air.
"I knew something like that would happen," Dylan said.
"Nami, use your Clima-Tact to take down Rista, please," Dylan said to Nami.
"You got it Dylan," Nami said to Dylan and then she grabs onto two pieces of her Clima-Tact.
Nami then spins around the pieces as the clear Toronto skies were starting to get very cloudy and scary due to the cold and warm bubbles floating up into the sky. She then puts her Clima-Tact together as she was ready to give Ristarte a jolt.
"Thunderbolt Tempo," Nami said as a bolt of lightning was coming towards Ristarte.
Then, Ristarte dodges the bolt as Nami couldn't believe it.
"What," Nami said in shock.
"Miss me bitch," Ristarte said to Nami.
Knowing she was fuming, Nami took a back seat to planning and went full on attack mode.
"Tempo, Tempo, Tempo, Tempo, Tempo," Nami said as she kept firing more lightning bolts at Ristarte.
But each shot force Ristarte to dodge as Nami was knew she needed to try a contingency plan.
"Dylan, I need to do Black Ball: Raiun Rod," Nami said to Dylan.
"Nami that move could easily damage this part of Toronto," Dylan said to Nami.
"We need to get that card out of her," Nami said as Dylan knew he couldn't argue with Nami.
"You better hope this works," Dylan said to Nami.
Then this chain of dark clouds come out of the Clima-Tact as ten clouds were surrounding Ristarte. Nami then swings around the chain as bolts of lightning begin to go off. But unfortunately, Ristarte was flying around each bolt.
"This is crazy, how is she able to do it?" Nami thought as she never thought Ristarte would dodge her attacks.
Soon the clouds disappear as Ristarte was flying towards Nami. Ristarte then punches Nami in the face as the Clima-Tact knocks out of Nami's hands.
The force of the punch ends up knocking Nami into the wall of arms Robin set up. She then bounces off the arms and was heading towards Ristarte. Ristarte then punches Nami in the stomach as it forces Nami to her knees.
"Oh my god, Nami," Dylan said to Nami in concern as he rushes over to her.
"Nami are you okay?" Dylan asked Nami as he helps her to her feet and he rubs her back.
"I'm fine," Nami said and then Dylan notices the fist sized bruise on her stomach.
"You got punched really hard," Dylan said to Nami.
"I'm fine," Nami said as she regains her focus.
"Come on big man, punch me," Ristarte demanded to Dylan.
"I don't fight and I don't punch a girl like you," Dylan said to Ristarte.
"What a fucking pussy," Ristarte said and then she flies up high into the sky.
"I think we need to go with plan B," Dylan said to Nami.
"What's plan B?" Nami asked Dylan.
Dylan and Nami look at Aqua as Aqua waves hi to them and they have a smile on their faces.
A few minutes later, Dylan and Nami lifts Aqua by the bottom of her feet as Aqua looked a bit nervous.
"So what's the plan?" Aqua asked Dylan.
"Simple, when Ristarte comes by, me and Nami will launch you like a torpedo and you grab onto her, then you start punching her and hopefully it will take her down," Dylan said to Aqua.
"That sounds horrible," Aqua said.
"I like it," Robin said as she was still using her powers to block everyone.
"Me too," Lucoa said as she hiding behind Dylan's truck.
Soon, Ristarte starts to circle them and she was getting lower to the ground.
"Ready?" Dylan asked Nami.
"Yes," Nami said.
When Ristarte got onto her final turn, Dylan and Nami sees their opportunity to launch Aqua.
"Now," Dylan said to Nami and then they use all their strength to launch Aqua up into the air.
"Ahh, just like Angry Birds, except we're using a goddess to take out another goddess," Dylan said as Nami just facepalm over this.
Aqua sees her opportunity as she latches onto Ristarte's wings as Ristarte sees this.
"Get off my wings water bitch," Ristarte said to Aqua angrily.
"Never, and now I'm going to beat you," Aqua said to Ristarte.
Ristarte flips over as Aqua let go and then she grabs onto the front of Ristarte's dress.
Aqua then starts to punch Ristarte right on her face. On the fourth punch, Aqua nails Ristarte on the left cheek and cause Ristarte to spit in slow motion.
Ristarte then fires back with a punch to Aqua's left cheek and Aqua spits in slow motion as well.
They continue to punch the living hell out of each other, some of their punches connected, while most were dodged. What they didn't know was that they were flying towards the CN Tower.
Nami picks up her Clima-Tact and looks up to see Aqua and Ristarte heading towards the tower.
"Oh god, they are heading towards that huge tower," Nami said as Dylan looks to see what was happening.
"That's the CN Tower and they are heading towards the pod of it," Dylan said as this point he was getting nervous.
"AQUA FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET OFF OF RISTARTE, YOUR HEADING TOWARDS CN TOWER," Dylan yells at Aqua but Aqua was too focused on punching Ristarte.
"I can't watch," Nami said as she looks away from the scene.
Aqua and Ristarte were flying towards the pod of the CN Tower as this was going to be bad for one of both of them.
To be continued…
Yep it is time for another climatic chapter end as Aqua and Ristarte are about to crash into the CN Tower.
What will happen to them? Well you'll have to find out in the next chapter.