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NFG played around with the crowbar, tossing it in and out of the air. Modern gulped looking at her alternative self. "Bring them in." NFG said bluntly. Modern sighed.

"I still don't think we should vent on them. It's not their fault what their prime versions did." Modern replied and pressed the button. A flash of light, and from a universe that could only be described as western, came two people. Both wore their hats, and before they even knew what was going on. Qrow got shot in the face, his face sparking with aura, but his nose still got broke as he was sent flying. Robyn didn't fare any better as NFG leaped at her, bashing her with the crowbar, straddling the older woman, and repeatedly beating on her over and over.

"WHAT?!" Qrow was then shot again, this time by Modern. Modern smirked as she continued to shoot at her alternate uncle. Huh, NFG was right this kind of thing is fun. She didn't dare look behind her with the crunching noises, and blood being sent everywhere from NFG beating on Robyn.

A Few Hours Later

In the med bay, both Robyn and Qrow were in full-body casts. NFG was humming a merry tune as she washed the blood off of her favorite crowbar. "Alrighty now that we got that out of our system. Let's answer some questions." Modern said, taking out a notebook. "From Zacatac. Was the Milk and Cereal Universe based on Darling in the Franxx?" Pages being flipped could be heard, as Modern looked them over. "Ah. Well, it definitely had mechs, and it's a strong possibility. Though they were both girls, they would likely have to have different male partners. I don't think Stenv thought it through, surprised someone didn't suggest pacific rim. Now NFG, your turn." Modern scooched back with the spinny chair.

"Okay cunts. Let's see, green beam, with a little extra context." The unfortunate pair winced in agony as they got bombarded with knowledge. "Now you know why you're here. So! Let's see the last question left over from Briskpillow642. What do you see in each other?" NFG asked while Qrow glared at her.

"Why the hell would we answer your question, you psycho." Qrow drawled, wishing he had some tobacco to chew and spit in her face.

"In my defense, your prime versions are literal asshats." NFG said with a shrug.

"Listen here, little lady! That doesn't give you the right to beat us up!" Robyn furiously struggled in her cast.

"True you do got a point about that. But really you should have dodged. But I guess I can… apologize…" NFG heaved like she was going to throw up. "But not today. As far as I'm concerned you two dunderheads need a worse beating. But answer the fucking question, or I will drop you in universe 58." The adults noticeably paled at that and began screaming in terror. "3." NFG reminded them.

"Well…" Qrow started nervously. "She does have nice legs… and a fine ass." Qrow laughed lecherously, earning a glare from Robyn, but it quickly became a smirk.

"Like you could handle all this." She shot back with a wink. "Honestly, I think he's good-looking. Hell, we both got shit semblances." Robyn started. Only to let out a scream with NFG stabbed a pencil through her knee.

"Your semblance is convenient plot bull shit. Plus it didn't even matter, and it only works in touching. So you can literally avoid countless dramas without ever having to touch someone. Unlike dear pencil dick Uncle over there, you can prevent your semblance. Let's face it, you two just want to have hangover sex, and get it done with." NFG then yanked the pencil out, Modern slapped her out of the room, through several walls, and then patched Robyn up.

"Sorry about that. She can be… a handful. But she has a point, you two don't really seem to have that much compatibility if I am being honest. You both get implied to have terrible lives, and maybe in your universe, it's different. I can't judge there." Modern sat back down.

"This is probably the first time I can't really support a ship," Modern said with a sorry shrug. "There is a little something there, but honestly it just doesn't feel like enough for me." Modern ducked as NFG came back in with a screaming kick.

"Honestly. On one hand, I am fucking grateful the shit uncle has just as many girl ships as boy ships." NFG sat down on the floor, after yanking her leg out of the wall.

"So are we going to actually get a word in edgewise?" Robyn asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Nope~" NFG singsonged. "You're going to stay in this bed, and heal. Then we will kick your asses back to your ranch or wherever the fuck you're staying." She got up to leave, taking out a bottle of Gin from her belt.

"Can… Can I have some?" Qrow asked, looking mighty thirsty.

"Sure." NFG uncorked it, and put a bendy straw in it, and set it up so Qrow could drink from it. "I got a shit ton more." She then stomped out of the room.

"She will be fine. I think she is just waiting for you two to actually redeem yourselves. Though if it helps, you're not the only prime characters she hates with a passion right now." Modern said sympathetically.

"What about you?" Robyn asked. "You don't like us either, but not as…" She paused at a loss for words.

"Vitriolic?" Modern suggested and Robyn nodded. "See the thing there is, unlike NFG, I move on very quickly. Plus I get that not everything is so black and white. It's an admirable part of NFG, she sees through the bullshit and goes for it. The downside though is that if someone fucks up as she calls it when it didn't have to happen, it just makes her all the more pissed off." Modern then gently patted their knees and left the room. Leaving the two injured invalids alone.

"So you think I have some great assets?" Robyn said teasingly. Qrow nearly spit up his drink. "You know… when you first drifted in from nowhere. I thought you were a bum, dead on his feet, running from some troubles. But underneath all that, you have a good heart." Robyn smiled wistfully.

"With the way you kicked my ass into shape, I wouldn't have come to that conclusion." Qrow chuckled sardonically. "But I like that about you, I've always liked women who can kick my ass. Honestly, I am not even mad at my...odd nieces. After the shit, they showed me, what my prime self did. I actually get it, I would probably want to kick my own ass as well. Turning on James like that." Qrow sighed. "James isn't the best person, but he isn't a monster either. He's all too human, and that me…" Qrow couldn't finish.

"That wasn't you. That you wasn't in the best headspace. And I can't blame him for all his choices, as for the other me." Robyn sighed. "Honestly, she's a cunt. Not even lying, she demands a lot, and then in the end she keeps fighting for Mantle. And what did it get her? Her merry huntresses are long gone, along with Mantle and most of Atlas, to just die in another kingdom. And Mantle still gets destroyed, rendering everything she has done pointless." Robyn shook her head. "I do admire her having the guts to fight, but she just kept making things worse." Robyn rolled her eyes.

"True but it's not you. So… after we get out of this? Wanna get some drinks, ride some horses?" Qrow offered with a flirty wink.

"Alright, you dirty bum. It's a date." Robyn winked back.

A/N: Sorry if this seemed more aggressive than usual. That being said, seeya guys in the next one, which will be Sun x Yang. And I can say this at the least, it won't have such a negative reception as this one did XD. Also, don't forget to ask some questions lol. Otherwise, I will just come up with crazy skits off the top of my head.