Obi-Wan slowly crept out of his hiding place, relieved to see that both Anakin and Windu had left. He decided he'd better find Ahsoka and save her from the blood-thirsty Jedi on her trail when he accidentally tripped over Master Yoda.

"Oh, Master Yoda, I'm terribly sorry," Obi-Wan apologized.

"Time for talk, there isn't. Hunt down Ahsoka, we must," Yoda said.

Obi-Wan gaped at the Grand Master fumbling for words. "Master, I… W-why… Err… Umm… Can you… I-I don't… Are you… Umm… What… I-I'm… I'm very… I'm very confused," Obi-Wan finally managed to say.

"Hurry, we must," Yoda insisted.

"Right…" Obi-Wan mumbled.

"Ahsoka, we must follow," Yoda instructed before running off at a speed Obi-Wan couldn't believe he could achieve. Obi-Wan let out a sigh before following Yoda, who had stopped a few yards ahead in front of a trail of… Blood?

"On the right track, we are," Yoda said, running off again to follow the trail. Obi-Wan frowned and crouched beside the blood. He got a spoon out of his pocket and took a spoonful of it. He expected it to taste like ketchup, but to his horror, Obi-Wan realized it was real blood. Obi-wa spat the blood out and got up, heading in a different direction than the way Yoda went.

"Ahsoka? Ahsoka, come in!" Obi-Wan said into his comlink.

"Obi-Wan? Is that you?" Ahsoka asked.

"Yes- You've got a big problem!" Obi-Wan told her.

"What now?" Ahsoka groaned.

"Master Yoda and Master Windu are also trying to track you down!" Obi-Wan told her before adding, "Also, I saw the trail of blood. You OK?"

"That's not my blood. Anakin probably hit his head again," Ahsoka guessed.

"Oh, yeah, it did taste like Anakin's blood," Obi-Wan murmured.

"ARE YOU A VAMPIRE?!" Ahsoka screeched.

Obi-Wan pondered this for a moment. "I guess I am," he conceded.

"OK, I'm going to ignore that for now," Ahsoka sighed. "'K, here's the plan: Meet me in the hangar. We need to leave the Jedi Order."

Obi-Wan shrugged. "Dope."

Obi-Wan arrived at the hangar a few minutes later. Ahsoka's head popped out of her starfighter and she motioned for Obi-Wan to get inside. Obi-Wan Leaped beside her and Ahsoka quickly took off.

"Move over, Ahsoka," Obi-Wan ordered.

"I don't have any more room, you have so much!" Ahsoka replied.

"I do not!" Obi-Wan said.

"Just make the jump to hyperspace!" Ahsoka sighed.

"The controls are closure to you," Obi-Wan argued.

"Yeah, by like, 0.000000000000000000000000000000000001 inches!"

"Yeah, so you should be the one to make the jump!" Obi-Wan said.

"Ugh!" Ahsoka groaned, but she placed her hand on the controls. The stars blurred around them, and the two jedi were lost to the Jedi Order.

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