Detective Conan Hattori Shots

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)

"Here Heizo." Ginshiro said stepping into the room about an hour later to hand his old friend the adoption papers while his daughter was chatting with a nurse outside of the room.

"Thank you…you also need to stop letting Kazuha-chan steal your phone." Heizo said looking at his friend who scratched the back of his neck sheepishly. He couldn't help it if his daughter was sneaky as hell and had light fingers! He was just glad that she only used those skills to steal his phone at random times instead of being a kleptomaniac.

"Unless you let it happen on purpose so you can steal my phone and see the pictures of my wife. In that case…" Heizo trailed off a bit with a dangerous aura surrounding him as he glared down Ginshiro who paled rapidly. He knew if he answered this wrong then Heizo was going to absolutely give him the worst assignments for a few weeks and kick his ass in the gym for months.

"Shizuka-san is beautiful-" He knew he had to admit that and it wasn't like anyone could deny it. If he said anything other than that though Heizo would take it to mean Ginshiro thought his wife was ugly and then Ginshiro would really be in a steaming hot pile of fresh shit. "-but no thanks! I don't want to see the pictures you have of her on your phone!" Ginshiro said and his eyes glanced past Heizo to where Shizuka was curled up on the bed with Conan, dozing off as well now, and he did his best not to blush as he recalled seeing the picture of her in that little red outfit and a pair of matching high heels.

"Good. You have learned." Heizo said nodding and referring back to shortly before Shizuka had learned of her pregnancy and Ginshiro had stolen Heizo's phone just as his wife sent him a rather raunchy picture and message and Ginshiro damn near collapsed from how hard he blushed and how hard his nose was bleeding.

Heizo had kicked Ginshiro's ass anytime he even caught the other mans eyes going near Shizuka for a month after that.

They didn't know that a little bit down the hall was a woman that most didn't know exist, and the ones that did know the existence of either feared or hated her. Except for two people. One of whom was in the hospital room.

"Hey Yuki-chan. It's me."

"Sharon!? But…But you were dead! I was at the funeral!"

"Ah sorry about that. Had to fake my death for a couple of reasons. Things only now were settled enough where I could call and talk to you for a little while."

"Well I'm glad that you're still alive! Where are you? A girls day with us is long overdue!"

"Haha. That's true. I'm in Osaka at the moment Yuki-chan but there's a bit of a problem. Shin-chan…"

"Ah don't worry about the rumors saying he's dead. He's still alive he just got shrunken by a poison."

"Oh no I know that he's alive and small. As many times as you showed me pictures of him over the years until I met him myself in New York I recognized him as soon as I saw him, even with those glasses he was wearing."

"Ah that's good! Did you get to talk to him? Does he know you're still alive…and that you're his godmother?"

"That's a no to all three. I haven't had the chance yet since things only recently cleared up."

"Well as soon as I get my Mama Edogawa disguise ready I'll be there in Osaka to introduce you and spend time with you two!"

"As much as I like the sound of that, you can't come here. If you do you'll die."

"Wha-?"

"Oh I'm not threating you hun, I'd never do that to you, but listen there's a lady here who has taken a liken to Conan-kun and she took out some thugs with a fan. It wasn't even a steel one either! Just a plain hand fan."

"Oh I like her."

"Yeah me too especially since she was protecting Conan-kun."

"I want to meet her! I can be there in a few hours!"

"Did you not hear what I said? This woman will probably kill Fumiyo Edogawa on sight. The way things look to a person who doesn't know that Conan is really seventeen and independent…"

"Oh I can imagine what they must think of me in these circumstances. But don't worry I have a plan!"

"Your last plan that involved us both had us on the wrong side of Chikage-chan and I'd rather not do that again."

"Oh she's not even in this series don't worry! Besides you'll get to spend time with Shin-chan!"

"Wait what was that about a series?"

"Oh nothing for you to worry about. Now are you in or not?"

"…Fine I guess I'm in. At least I get to spend some time with my godson, just don't be surprised when you see me. I had to get face lifts and all to look like my daughter to keep the criminals off of my trail."

"That's fine. Now where exactly in Osaka is Shin-chan?"

"The hospital."

"…"

"Yuki-chan?"

"…"

"Uh Yukiko the silence is kind of worrying me."

"…"

"Yuki-"

"What happened to my baby?"

"From what I know he was stabbed in the chest while protecting Ran-chan."

"I will be there."

"Alright I'll wait for you out front I guess. How long until you get here?"

"One. Hour. And anyone who tries to deny me seeing my son…"

"I'll have the shovels and body bags ready."

"Good."

Sharon Vineyard let out a slight sigh that carried a lot of weight to it as the dial tone started up, signaling that Yukiko had hung up on her.

Well…this ought to be entertaining.

And hopefully not as bloody as the last time something like this happened.

"I probably should change out of my good clothes just in case." Sharon mused to herself as she glanced down at her high end expensive blouse and skirt combo. A pair of simple jeans and a t-shirt should do nicely.

Easier to replace if blood got on them.