(HI FANS SO IVE BEEN WRITING SO MUCH LATELY AND PUTTING UP A LOT SO PLEASE LEAVE ME REVIEWS BUT IF THEYRE MEAN ILL BE SO ANGRY BECAUSE HATERS MAKE ME FAMOUS BUT THEY ALSO SUCK AND HAVE BAD EYEBROWS THANKS FOR READING)
deep in the forest of planet wakondo thor was totally Playing hard to get and i was like "listen hot body god i know youre into me!" and he would just flip his hair and be like "I love to build things" and like okay you have a fancy hammer but like my dad has a hammer too and he doesnt act like that makes him better than me? they dont even have furniture stores here on zumba so what is his deal? anyway oh my god okay so then luke skywater was like MOTHER! and i go :O
"You cant be my babby HE EVAPORATED IN THE STROMBOLUSFEAR!" i screamed out of shock because what the hell?
BUT THEN YODA WAS THERE WITH HIS BABY! and he goes THIS MY BABY YOU GUYS and we went WHAT? everyone has babies here! anyway so yoda gave me his baby and i was like it looks slimey but it wasnt and that was alright but it was so anoying anyway then luke was like mother is this my father about thor and i said LOL I WISH and thor was like WHAT IS THIS CREATURE IS IT MAGNIFICNE T and i wa slike EVERYONE THINKS I AM and then he totally gave me his number i knew he would be into me anyway then the yoda baby died and luke duwaklke took it away becase i said he wont be my baby because my baby has three legs and he was like dont make fun of me mother and cried so i guess that ugly baby was like him because hes a little nerd too lol idiot
okay and like iron man was super into going back to hogwarts because hes a loser and i was like I AM THE QUEEN NOW YOU ARENT MY BOSS and my solgers all put himback in jail because he was so annoying.
oh and mary died too (note from writer: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU IGNORE ME BITCH)
but what happens when thor and iron man have to fight because of A SECRET?!11
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