"Whose ready for game night?!" Deadpool exclaimed.
"I'm ready for a ssssmokin' game night!" The Mask exclaimed.
"Damn, that intro was boring." Deadpool informed.
Suddenly, an elephant burst into the room they were in.
Everyone was outside the Town Hall, with Garfield, Odie, Jon, and Nermal. The latter being in a wheelchair.
"Hi, everybody." Nermal greeted.
"The kitty is in the wheelchair forever!" Jeff yelled.
"Shut up! He's not in it forever!" Jon replied. "His other wounds have healed, but his leg is taking longer to recover."
"He'll live, folks!" Garfield announced. "Just like his ego!"
"Who is ready for the doors to open?!" The Mask announced, opening the doors, allowing everyone inside.
"I hope the bear and Bambi have their skating skills!" Deadpool announced. "Because they're playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater!"
"It's Deery!" She retorted. "And who is Tony Hawk?"
"He's a professional skater." Beary explained.
"But, I can't skate, Beary." Deery replied.
"Don't worry." Beary replied. "It's only a videogame."
"Oh." Deery replied.
"T-shirts!" Tony EaglesEyes announced.
"Get your Skatoony t-shirts!" Charles La Puck announced. "Only one hundred Skatoonians!"
The two Skatoony CEOs were selling Skatoony t-shirts for ridiculous prices.
"A hundred coins." Slappy laughed.
"And I thought Mr. Krabs was a tightwad." Squidward replied.
Meanwhile, Deery was trying to understand the game's mechanics.
"So, what do you do?" She asked.
"You just skate along the paths, try to do tricks, and earn points." Beary explained. "I'll show you."
Beary did tricks in the game to give a demonstration to Deery. At the end, he gained four hundred points.
"If you're still confused about the controls, take a look at the instruction manual." Beary instructed.
"Let me give it a try." She said.
She tried to do a trick, and did it perfectly, resulting in her earning thee hundred and fifty points.
"While you're skating, why not buy a shirt?" Charles asked.
"Hey Aunt Slappy, take a look at my new shirt." Skippy informed, showing his new Skatoony shirt.
"Skippy, how did you get that?!" Slappy replied. "Those things are expensive!"
"I told Tony that Charles has my money." Skippy replied.
"My little nephew is a little genius!" Slappy exclaimed.
"He sure is." Squidward chuckled. "You sure raised him well."
"Huh, I did." Slappy replied.
Meanwhile, Deery was getting the hang of the game.
"You were right, Beary. This is a fun game." Deery informed. "Say, I wonder where Beavery and Raccoony are."
"They're back at the woords." Beary explained. "Somebody left them Molly and Viagra."
"Oh." Deery replied. "Eww."
"I wonder who could've left them that." Beary replied.
(A few hours earlier...)
The silhouette of a familiar cartoon rabbit character tip toed to Woodland Critter woods. He left a container full of Molly, and a jar of Viagra near where Beavery and Raccoony usually are.
"Ain't I a stinker?" The rabbit laughed.
As the rabbit crept away, Beavery found the stuff.
"Beavery, look what Santa and the Easter Bunny left us!" He called.
(And now, back to the present.)
"Beary, look!" Deery exclaimed. "I just gained six hundred points!"
"That's great!" Beary replied. "You're doing well."
"So Charles, you got the money?" Tony asked.
"What money?" Charles replied.
"The money that little squirrel said you had." Tony informed.
"I don't know what he was telling you, because I don't have it." Charles replied.
"What do you mean you don't have it?!" Tony demanded.
"I. Don't. Have. It!" Charles retorted.
As Tony and Charles were arguing, Skippy crept away from them.
"That's my nephew." Slappy pointed out.
And now, a bonus story.
The morning after game night, Beavery and Raccoony were sore in their groins and anuses.
"What happened last night?" Raccoony asked.
"I remember finding Molly and Viagra." Beavery spoke out.
"You don't even want to know what you were doing last night." Squirrely informed. "You kept us all awake."
See you all soon.