HayamiHinata: Probably making Duncan make the final five three times in a row, forced Gwent break up, ect.
Kelly Does Writing: Izzy is my favorite character so that hits hard. Also nice to know you thought the chapter was funny, I consider myself pretty funny.
AnonBrowser: Didn't know you hated Scarlett and Amy so much, hopefully you'd grow to like them here. I can name plenty of characters I started liking more after I wrote for them. Also yes, Sierra's fanfic would be exactly like how all canon seasons of the show were.
Omega Leonidas: I can't say anything about Topher yet, but I will say that as of right now, he isn't playing an act, and he has no interest in Sammy.
The Am-AH-Zon Race
Fresh TV is owned by Total Drama and I have no rights to it. Oops, slip of the tongue!
"Germany, here our competitors enjoyed the glorious Alps, where they go up, as they are to come down." Chris started off the episode. "They also learned why Germany is world renowned for the care they put into their sausages." A clip of the sausage segment of the episode was played. "From this day on however, Germany will only be known for one thing: it's traditional dance, specifically the slap heard around the world." Last episode's highlight, Sierra slapping Topher's tooth out, was shown. The footage then cut to Chris in the cockpit with Chef again. "There's a dozen contestants left, but not for long, on:
Total!
Drama!
World Tour!"
(Cue intro)
/
The scene faded in like normal to the plane flying through the air, as the scene zoomed in on the economy class. Inside the room, Beardo was making ridiculous noises in his sleep. "Will you cut that out?" Dave nudged him awake politely. "You're embarrassing me in front of Sky."
Beardo mumbled himself awake. "Sky, clouds, cumulus." He muttered.
"Haha very funny, my name's Doug Runny." Sky complained.
XXX
"Sometimes I get the feeling Dave doesn't like me all that much." Beardo confessed. "Though that's ok, because as long as I can actually help him with Sky, we'll be good."
XXX
Ella picked up a rat from a luggage holder and pet it. "Well aren't you just an adorable little critter?"
"Ew! I hate economy class!" Amy exclaimed. "Switch seats with my right now." She told her sister, who sighed and did as she was told.
Alejandro chuckled. "It's not so bad, being back here has its perks." He blew a kiss over to Sammy, who blushed so hard you'd think she had a sunburn.
/
Topher was looking into a mirror and inspecting his mouth. He tried to apply some makeup to his bruised eye, but it didn't help. When he put down the mirror, Scarlett was directly in front of him. "I don't think it matters all that much, they weren't going to let some teenager take over Chris's job anyway."
Topher glared at her. "That wasn't my motive, and it never will be either."
Shawn walked by with a bag of garbage. "Looks have never been something to worry about." He stated. "In the apocalypse, looks don't matter, what truly matters is brains."
XXX
"I guess Shawn has a point." Topher confessed. "Maybe there's some untapped potential in my brain?" He tapped on his forehead.
XXX
/
"Attention passengers." Chris said over the intercom in economy class. "We will now begin our descent into the Amazon, though the landing might be a little rough."
Dave applied his seatbelt out of fear. "Wow, Team Amazon in the Amazon?" Sammy restated. "This has got to be some kind of good luck."
Sugar gasped and shut her up. "Shut yer trap! Whenever a team predicts good luck they'll always lose!"
"Gosh I hope none of Team Amazon said this might be lucky for them." Chris taunted at just the right time. "That'd be disastrous."
/
"Welcome to Peru, birthplace of the mighty Amazon River." Chris introduced, as the camera zoomed out to show that the cast was located in a rainforest. "This next challenge will be called The Am-AH-Zon Race. Teams must hike along an ancient Inca trail along the Peruvian Jungle all the way to Machu Picchu. Somewhere among the ruins, you'll find some golden treasure, which grants you first class."
Shawn raised his hand for a second. "Chris, will there be any-"
"No Shawn, there will be no zombies here in the jungle." Chris answered. "Though you should be worried about something much deadlier, the Zing Zings, a native tribe who has never encountered modern man, and they're not about to either. With that, if you spot a Zing Zing, don't make contact."
"How far should it be to Machu Picchu anyway?" Beardo asked.
"Machu Picchu is a hop, skip, and a jump from here." Chris replied. "Plus eighteen hours." He was met with the groaning and whining from the dozen contestants. "Also, this trail is too dangerous to travel at night, so team will have to camp out when the sun falls."
"I assume there are no tents." Alejandro guessed.
"You know me all too well." Chris replied. "Oh, and since this place is so vast and dangerous, each team will get a woki toki for emergencies. Now I wish you guys good luck."
/
As the three teams began walking down the path for the challenge, when Jasmine attempted to start up a conversation with Sammy. "So, tough challenge for a city girl like you huh?"
"City girl?" Sammy replied. "Well, not really, but you could say that."
"Well think of it this way." Jasmine kept going. "Nobody on your team knows what to do, so now you can lead them."
"You really think that?" Sammy questioned.
"I've seen what you did in Japan." Jaz reflected. "The first person to stand up for yourself has gotta be you."
"I never thought about it that way." The nice twin thought. "So, would we be friends."
"The way Amy treats you bothers me, so sure, we're friends." Jasmine said. "I have a hard time making friends too, people find me a bit intimidating."
In the middle of conversation, Shawn walked up between them. "Hey, what are you guys talking about?"
"G'day Shawn." Jasmine greeted.
After a bit of awkward silence, Sammy stepped away. "Uh, I'm going over there." She turned around to walk with her teammates.
"Any zombies or Zing Zings around in this area?" Jasmine chuckled.
"No sightings, at least not yet." Shawn replied. "They can sneak up on you at any moment though, so you shouldn't be too sure."
"Yeah, they can be anywhere." Jasmine said threateningly.
Shawn stepped away. "I'm gonna go talk to Scarlett and Topher right now, uh, see you around though."
After Shawn left, Sammy walked back over to her. "Were you two talking about zombies?"
Jasmine laughed. "Yeah, you could call it a running joke between us."
/
Team Chris and Team Victory came into a cross in the road. "I say we should go left." Dave said. "Knowing superstitions, right is never right."
"We don't have any other argument." Alejandro said. "Right we go."
Team Victory watched Team Chris take the left side of the path. "We should follow them." Topher stated.
"Why would that be?" Scarlett questioned.
Topher just shrugged. "If they're wrong and we also took the wrong path, then at least we were both wrong." He explained. "That way, the chances of us losing are way lower."
"Topher's right." Shawn backed up. "Sometimes the best idea may be to stick together."
As Team Victory walked down the left path, Team Amazon approached them. "I think we should go left too." Sammy stated. "No particular reason."
"Well if Samey says it then surely we should go the other way." Amy scoffed. "Come on, we're going right."
"No but I-" Sammy tried to defend. "Oh nevermind."
XXX
"Jasmine's right, I do let Any get away with too much." Sammy stated. "This challenge, she's really gonna get it."
XXX
As Team Amazon walked through the right path, a bush started rustling before Max had popped his head out. "Minions, we have ourselves some prey." He said into a phone. "It's time to make these suckers pay for eliminating me, they'll be sorry, they all will."
/
"Welcome Team Victory!" Chris greeted, as he stood in front of the team on a giant zipline. "As first place, you guys have to cross this lake using a T-bar, everybody else must take the line hand over hand."
"But there's four of us." Jasmine pointed out. "How are we all supposed to go through this."
Chris shrugged. "I dunno, that's your problem."
"I have an idea!" Topher announced. "Jasmine's arms are big enough so that she can carry us all across."
"Well I can try." Jasmine thought. "Though don't be surprised if we don't make it."
/
Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot was walking through the forest as Dave came up to Sky. "Hey Sky, uh, beautiful forest huh?"
Sky shrugged. "I guess, but with all the flies around here, not really."
Dave quickly changed his mind. "Yeah yeah right, this place sucks, ew." Suddenly, a large fly came up and picked up Dave by the head. "Gah! This fly has me! Somebody help!"
"Dave!" Beardo gasped, and made a large bird screech, making the fly drop him.
Dave gave Beardo a weak thumbs up from the ground. "Thanks Beardo, I owe you one."
/
Team Amazon walked through the path, when Ella stopped in her tracks. "Zing Zings!"
The camera panned over, and there were indeed Zing Zings standing around a fire. Amy looked horrified. "Nice going Samey, if it wasn't for you cursing our luck we wouldn't be here."
When she turned around, a Zing Zing was right in her face. "If you didn't scream so loud, we wouldn't be here either." Sammy said, annoyed.
Ella picked up the wocki tocki from her pocket. "Christian help us, we're in dire need of help!" The bottom part popped out. "There's no batteries."
/
Chef was playing a portable video game console with the name Sam on it in a hot tub. "Ah, eat that ghosts! Eat it!" He said, playing the console intensely with a mountain of batteries beside him.
/
"Uh, where's the clothes curtain looking thing supposed to be?" Beardo asked.
"The clothes curtain looking thing?" Chris repeated.
"Well, you know." Beardo kept talking. "I don't exactly know the name, but I know what it looks like."
"It's called a T-bar Beardo!" Dave shouted.
Beardo crossed his arms. "You don't have to get mad at me you know? I just lost what I was thinking about."
"We need no T-bar." Alejandro stated. "We are Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot!" He declared, as he used his buckle to latch onto the zipline.
As Alejandro swung down the line, it sounded like he was going through gusts of wind very fast, but in reality, it was just coming from Beardo. "Alright Beardo, that's good." Sky chuckled. "Come on, we can do exactly what Alejandro did if not better! Right Dave?"
Dave blushed. "Yeah! Here, you can have my belt." He took off his belt and his pants fell down, making him cover his junk in embarrassment.
"Ew gross!" Sky cried. "I didn't need to see that!"
/
Team Victory ran through the jungle, and came to a stop by Chris. "Victory quadruplets, you guys are still in first, so have a reward." He took out a machete and slashed a rope with it, where a crate of bananas fell down.
"Fresh bananas!" Scarlett pointed out. "Perfectly healthy for the body."
"Aw man, I love these things!" Shawn grabbed a hold of a banana and peeled it. "Oh come on, not a brown part."
"Now that we have all these bananas, we should probably stay here." Topher stated. "That way we won't have to hunt for food when it's dusk."
XXX
"I'm actually starting to like smart Topher." Scarlett confessed. "Nowhere near as annoying as self centered Topher."
XXX
"I always knew I had potential to be a strategist." Topher ran fingers through his hair. "Remember Toph, big smiles."
XXX
/
"Oh, Sugar is not gonna go out like this!" The pageant Queen cried. "I have so much to live for!"
"Like what? Fat camp?" Amy taunted.
"Amy please stop!" Sammy yelled. "This isn't helping anybody."
"Wow, what's gotten into you?" Amy questioned. "You're sour attitude is going to get these Zing Zings angry."
From a distance, Max laughed as a few Zing Zings gathered around him, obstructing the girls' view of him. "Mwa ha ha! This plan is going flawlessly. Now, let's try out some buttons on my device." Max decided to press a button on his phone thingy he was holding, and the screen faded to black.
(Cue ad break)
As the commercials stopped, Max just looked around aimlessly. "Nothing happened? Ok, what about this one?" He pressed down another button, and the bell sound for the music number dinged.
Back over by the tree, Team Amazon had heard the sound. "Now? Of all times?" Sammy thought. "Ugh, sometimes I wonder what Topher sees in him."
"Of course you'd wonder what Topher thinks." Amy taunted.
"Shut up!" She said quickly.
"Relax girls." Ella attempted to calm them. "Singing will help us destress from this situation."
Amy groaned. "Fine, we'll sing."
~/~
One of the Zing Zings walked by playing the guitar, as Team Amazon bobbed their heads to the music.
Sugar: "If you didn't curse our luck, we wouldn't just be stuck."
Sammy: "We would've just gone left but then she just declined."
Ella: "And now our skin will grind."
Amy: "Oh zip it beauty inclined!"
Sugar: "Oh if I could just have that signed."
A visual transitioned played as Sugar was back in her craptry outfit.
Sugar: "Tied up rope is no joke, spears in our face, gets us out of this place!
Sugar: "Samey ain't havin the luck she anticipated, prolly means she's eliminated. She's out!"
~/~
The song suddenly stopped, as the Zings Zings dropped their guitars to point at Amy's mole. They mumbled some mumbo jumbo about her, and ran over to the bushes. "Hey! It's supposed to be a beauty mark!" Amy shouted, clearly understanding they were talking about her mole.
The Zing Zings pulled away some leads to show off a statue of some women with the same mole she had, same spot and all. "I assume they believe you're some goddess." Ella thought.
Sammy gasped. "But that makes the rest of us expendable!"
/
The sun was really starting to fall now, as Topher and Scarlett had already gone to sleep, while Shawn and Jasmine were still awake. "Jaz, if you don't mind me asking this, but could I use your legs as a pillow?" He asked. "Sorry, but this tree is a little too rough for my liking."
As Shawn pointed out, both him and Jasmine were sitting in the trees. "Oh, no problem." She said. "I just tie myself to the tree, so it's no problem."
"Ok, thanks." Shawn replied. "I hope it's not too awkward for you or anything."
Shan curled up and fell asleep on Jasmine's lap. "I guess he's fast to fall asleep huh? There's a lot of interesting things about him, his zombie stuff is funny, and I guess kinda cute." The Australian stopped in her tracks. "Cute? That's weird, especially not to the standards of somebody like Alejandro. Eh, I'll ignore it, probably just me being tired."
/
Alejandro was sleeping on the ground, when he was awoken by a loud growl. "Beardo, if you're making sounds in your sleep again, then please cut it out."
"But I'm not making any noise." Beardo stated, making Alejandro look confused. The camera zoomed out, and showed several large bugs. One of them spit into the fire pit, and surrounded Team Chris.
/
The scene flashed to show Amy decked out in a lot of valuables and royalty, sitting atop the throne. Sammy groaned. "Well this will be great for your ego."
XXX
"Back in highschool, I'm practically a queen among those soyboy beta men fedora wearing neckbeards." Amy explained. "Now here, I'm even a queen amongst my team."
XXX
/
It was now dawn, and Jasmine slammed her massive feet on the ground, and Shawn fell off the tree. Scarlett and Topher were both startled by her waking them up. "Rise and shine mates." Jasmine stretched. "We've gotta get moving early if we're gonna win."
"Perfect, we'll gain a massive lead from Alejandro and his team." Scarlett said.
Jasmine thought to himself. "Say, where's Team Amazon been? I haven't seen them for the whole challenge."
/
Alejandro awoke his team in a haste. "Daybreak! No time for a head count!" He exclaimed. "We've got to get to Machu Picchu and find that treasure, hurry!" Team Chris took off, but Beardo was notably absent.
/
Jasmine, Scarlett, Shawn, and Topher all climbed up the stairs of Machu Picchu, and were greeted by Chris. "Welcome Team Victory, you're living up to your name and are still in first. All you have to do now is find the treasure before anybody else here, and you'll leave in first class… again."
"Awesome!" Topher cheered.
"I'd never thought I'd say this, but let's split up." Shawn told them. "We'll cover much more ground that way."
As soon as Team Victory started roaming around the top, Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot came running up the stairs too. "Stop!" Chris commanded. "You're not allowed to start searching until the whole team is here."
Sky looked around. "We forgot Beardo! And wait, you never said that. You're making up the rules as we go!"
"How does this surprise you?" Chris asked.
Alejandro just sighed. "I'll go look for our teammate, you guys stay put." The Spaniard ran down the steps, as Dave and Sky watched him leave.
/
"Come on Ames, make them untie us!" Sugar yelled at her.
"Hush hush." Amy told her. "What if I ask so they eat you and get angry, wouldn't want that would you?"
"Hey hey hey! What's all this about?" Max called out in a deep voice. He was wearing the mask of a Zing Zing so that the others couldn't recognize him.
"What the heck?" Sammy looked at him confused.
"I'm supposed to lead you guys." Max told them angrily. "Who is this witch and why is she on the throne?"
Amy stood up. "Excuse me? Who is this midget to boss you guys and me around?"
Max looked dumbfounded, or at least he would be if you could see his face behind the mask. "Me? I'm Ma- I mean Stax, yes, my name is Stax, leader of the Zing Zings!"
Amy glared at him. "Take him away." She pointed towards him, and the Zing Zings approached him.
"What? No! You must obey me!" He shouted, before backing off. "No, no! No no no no no!"
/
"Beardo! Where are you?!" Alejandro called out, before numbing into a large cocoon.
"Alejandro? Is that you?" A muffled voice came from the cocoon.
Alejandro ripped open the cocoon, and Beardo fell out of it. "Amigo, oh how glad I am to see you."
"Really? You're happy to see me?" Beardo repeated. "I didn't think I meant that much to anybody."
"As my teammate, you already mean a lot to me." Alejandro stated. "Since the bugs attacked, I've been looking all over for you."
Beardo scratched his head. "Were Dave and Sky looking too?"
Alejandro sighed. "I hate to say this, but no." He told him. "They just went on without you. Sky wanted to win and Dave just wanted to hang out with her."
Beardo looked down in sadness. "You mean, he doesn't really care about me?"
The charmer pat his shy teammate on the back. "I'm afraid so pal."
/
Back at Machu Picchu, Alejandro and Beardo ran up the steps together, and completely out of breath too. "Team Chris, it's about time you got all your teammates here. Go find that treasure." Chris told them.
The team ran off, and Chris whistled to go sit over on the bench. "I found it!" Topher cried.
"Huh, this is interesting." Chris stated.
Topher was attempting to pull out a small pillar thing from the ground, when Scarlett and Chris walked up to him. Scarlett face-palmed. "You know we're supposed to be looking for golden treasure right?"
"Since when?" Topher questioned, then turned to Chris. "You never said anything about looking for golden treasure."
"Golden treasure like this?" Sky asked, holding up a golden egg to Chris.
Chris smiled. "Would you look at that? Team I am Smokin wins immunity and first class!"
"We did all that work for nothing?" Jasmine questioned in disbelief.
Chris shrugged. "Well at least you're safe from elimination, unlike Team Amazon who's stuck with the Zing Zings."
"You left Sammy's team with the Zing Zings?!" Jasmine was dumbfounded. "You psycho!"
Chris didn't seem to care. "It's not exactly my fault somebody was dumb enough to encounter them."
/
The Zing Zings were doing some tribal ritual thing around Max, who was fearing for his life. However, it came to a stop when all of them, including Max, were shot by giant meatballs. "What the?" Amy cried. "What just happened?"
Chef walked by with his meatball gun. "Consider yourselves saved, next time, don't become a goddess among strangers."
Samey crossed her arms. "Thanks sis, now we've gotta vote somebody off because of you!"
Amy scoffed. "Because of me? Says the one who cursed our luck." As the twins fought, Ella and Sugar were caught in the middle of watching them do so.
Chef rolled his eyes. "Just get over here, we've got a plane to catch." Team Amazon plus Chef walked off, as Max and the Zing Zings struggled to get out of the hot meat.
"Hey, what about me?" Max cried. "You can't leave me behind, I've yet to conquer this measly reality TV show!"
/
In the plane's elimination area, the four members of Team Amazon were awaiting their elimination of one of their members. Nearby, Topher tapped Sammy on the shoulder. "Topher? What are you doing here?"
"I heard what you were talking about with the others about voting Amy off, and I gotta say, I'm impressed." Topher told her. "I was thinking, what if you just told her off when she gets eliminated? That would really stick it to her."
Sammy tapped her chin. "I mean, I guess it would be good to get off my chest, even if she does hate me a bit when we get home. Ok! I'll do it!"
XXX
"Operation: make Sammy's team despise her, is complete." Topher stated. "I've seen plenty of drama shows, Amy is the exact type of person to make herself be the victim, which means the next time Team Amazon loses, it's bye bye both of them!" His cocky smile faded for a second. "That didn't really come out as good as I wanted it to."
XXX
"Alright Amazons, are you ready to find out who you chose to eliminate?" Chris said, standing right next to a TV. "Now let's take a look at who you all voted for, just for fun." Chris turned on the TV, which played clips of each person's vote.
XXX
"Sorry not sorry Ella, but the temptation is too hard to resist." Sugar stamped down Ella's passport. "I know Ames is gonna be eliminated anyway, so consider this a grudge vote."
XXX
"Amanda, the way you treat Samantha is just unfair." Ella pressed down Amy's passport. "If it means anything, you played a great game, twelfth is nothing to be ashamed of."
XXX
"The curse of luck excuse was just perfect for me." Amy said as she voted for Sammy. "Samey, you'll always be second place, or in this case, twelfth."
XXX
"I vote for Amy." Sammy said. "Oh my gosh, I can't believe it's really happening!"
XXX
"There, all done." Chris said.
Ella teared up as she looked at Sugar. "You- you voted for me? I thought we were friends."
Amy stood up and stole the parachute from Chris's hand. "Before I go, I have one thing to say to you Samey."
"Ugh, that is it!" Sammy yelled. "I'm sick and tired of you treating me like dirt! You always get your way in every way shape and form! You deserve this, you can't fool anybody with your act anymore because it's on national television AND you're an early boot, so suck it!"
Chris started laughing. "You know, I guess this would be a good time to watch Amy fall out of the plane. That is if it wasn't for the fact that it's a reward challenge!"
It was now Amy's turn to start crying, as she got on her knees and started balling. "Samey, how could you say things to me like that? Your own sister!" She started crying into Chris's should, even blowing her nose on him, which he stepped back in disgust.
Sugar rolled her eyes. "Yeah Samey, what'd she ever do to you?"
Sammy was dumbfounded. "Well, I- uh, nevermind!" The 'nice' twin stormed out of the room.
XXX
"Now they all hate me." Sammy told the confessional camera. "I thought getting rid of Amy would be easier than helping her stay in the game."
XXX
/
As the episode was wrapping up, Chris was in his usual spot in the cockpit with Chef. "Looks like the sibling rivalry on this plane is getting more and more heated!" He reflected. "Will Topher's plan carry out like he wanted? What will Beardo think about his friendship with Dave? Find out on the next episode of:
Total!
Drama!
World Tour!"
(Cue credits)
/
Topher was whistling a small tune in the economy class, while Jasmine was walking back and forth out of anger. "What's making you so happy?" Scarlett asked. "We lost the challenge despite doing everything, if anything we should've won."
Topher chuckled. "Oh nothing, just some good positions in the game."
The curtain opened, and Team Amazon started stepping out, and Topher shot up eagerly. First was Sugar and Ella, to no surprise. Next person to show up was thankfully Sammy, and… Amy? This wasn't according to plan at all. "I can't believe you'd say that about me." Amy cried. "Blood is thicker than water."
Ella pat Amy on the back. "I'm sorry about that Amanda."
"Wait wait wait what?!" Topher yelled. "It was a reward challenge the whole time?"
"Oh sweet relief." Jasmine wiped her brow. "I actually thought Sammy was gonna go home."
"I didn't get the most votes though." Samey told her. "It was Amy, but Chris kept her in."
Amy started sobbing harder. "After you voted for me!"
Elimination order:
Leonard, Max, Rodney, Sierra,
Contestants remaining:
Team Victory: Shawn, Topher, Jasmine, Scarlett.
Team CRRRRH: Alejandro, Dave, Beardo, Sky.
Team Amazon: Sammy, Sugar, Ella, Amy.
Author's note:
I like to consider episode eight the development episodes. Not much to say about this one except for the whole Max and twins plot line. I like the upcoming Max shenanigans more than a feral plot line, and I'm sure you guys will like it more too. As for the twins, you get a small teaser this episode, but I can't really say much about it right now.