Loud Music Parody: M-Edition

Mockingbird (by Marshall Bruce "Eminem" Mathers III)

Featuring: Lincoln Loud (as Eminem's vocal), Me/PiroBal (director/interviewer), Luna and Sam (Instruments/Studio)

Location: Loud-Verse Earth-MMLP (Marshall Mathers/Slim Shady Loud-Verse)

Author's Note: So I'm gonna make this question to know whether or not you know it. What does Eminem had in common with Lincoln Loud? Answer me in the review section but anyone who hasn't known must never peek the answer. Without further ado, leave a like, review/request, follow and I hope you enjoy. God Bless, Stay Safe and Peace/Shalom!

Addendum: This takes place when Ronnie and Sid are reconciled and Ronnie accepted Luna and Sam's request of having Lincoln as donor. Not only that but, Ronnie might bare some grudge on Lincoln's "Loud Charm" but no longer go against it and accepts the inevitable. Lincoln still had his duties as a father to his children despite his unfortunate endeavors. There is a saying "No Good Deed goes unrewarded nor unpunished." Meaning, everything Lincoln do that is considered benevolent, will have good yields or unintended collateral. Kinda like Eminem's life.

-Interview Session-

Lincoln: I can't thank you enough for allowing me to have this session.

PiroBal: I read the script and lyrics. Do tell, what exactly are you conveying in such a poetic piece of verses?

Lincoln: The song is about me… a bit of my familial status, paternal status to be exact. Uh… Ronnie and Sid are reconciled and Sam had a daughter from my donation. Luna acts as surrogate mother but I'm allowed to visit and get to know the girl.

PiroBal: Sounds complicated. What else are you conveying? I saw that the love you had for your wife is… what's the word? Diminished?

Lincoln: I still love Ronnie. But somehow that love is more on mere tolerance as parents for the kids rather than of something romantic. We've accepted and forgave Sid but the scars are still there so… One thing is Sid had a tube ligation or oophorectomy? It means Sid is permanently barren unless she decides to take back her ovaries or something? Meaning even if I attempt to screw Sid, no more babies will develop. Sid and I are…

PiroBal: Mistress-Man relationship? Concubine? Friends with benefits?

Lincoln: All three, I guess. We're still friends and fucked sometimes but we also agreed to care for the kids. Well, on her part at the very least.

PiroBal: I know, I know… you said in one lyrics you're always seemed to be on the run from the paparazzi. You've became a famous rapper and comic artist! That's an impressive feat. Not that I'm against at your relationships since I digress from traditional repressiveness and abusive conservatism, but what exactly caused your so called endeavor?

Lincoln: My parents and Pop-Pop said it had something to do with genes, some kind of charm. I tend to attract… something… or someone. But they said it hasn't been active… until a year ago since the whole Sid thing. Pop-Pop said he had the same situation when he started as a Marine and seafarers had services that tends to attract attention of the opposite sex. That was until Pop-Pop said that it weakened when he met my grandmother. Then when grandma's gone, it activated again. Which helped him meet Myrtle, Pop-Pop's girlfriend and kinda new Gran-gran for us.

PiroBal: Is that one reason that you're always on the move?

Lincoln: That and my career had something to do with it.

PiroBal: What about you and Ronnie?

Lincoln: Ronnie accepted the fact that this "charm" is part of what I am. Although we still often see each other, sometimes I can't helped to feel that we're… divorced. Don't get me wrong, we're legally still married and we haven't filed any papers… yet. And hopefully it would never come to that. Legally, we're still together… but physically and sometimes, emotionally and mentally… we're like separated.

PiroBal: Ah, I see. And what of Sid?

Lincoln: Again, we're just "friends with benefits" but co-parents of little Suzy. As of now, she's probably on the move on finding different jobs to balance her financial support for the kids. Ronnie told her to take things slow and I agreed that she should spend more lost time for our daughter.

PiroBal: On one verse, you said one of the mothers developed a… "habit". What's that supposed to convey?

Lincoln: Oh… wow… um… Sid is… well… ever since her surgery and alcohol withdrawal… she developed some symptoms that from her abstinence practice and figured a way to counter that… with the means of jerking off or wanking to re-stimulate ecstatic feelings. Which is something Ronnie is constantly worried about… even me. That's why we had to have her go through either therapy or rehab. But that's just between you and I, alright?!

PiroBal: Okay… I'll keep that one to my grave. Oh and one more, do you miss them? Your kids and girlfriends, I mean?

Lincoln: Of course I do! What kind of question is that! I do and when sometimes I failed to earn something from my comic writing, I feel disappointed on myself for their sake. That's why I made a heck of a career to get here but I regret some moments of not seeing them!

PiroBal: Good to know. A guilty conscience and search for a virtuous means of solution means you're not a malicious person. It just means you're human. Many things, Lincoln. You are a wild card. But evil and uncaring… isn't one of them.

-Music Starts-

[Intro: Lincoln]

Yeah

I know sometimes

Things may not always make sense to you right now

But aye

What'd Daddy always tell you?

Straighten up, little soldier, stiffen up that upper lip

What you crying about?

You got me

[Verse 1: Lincoln]

Suzy, I know you miss your mom, and I know you miss your dad

When I'm gone, but I'm trying to give you the life that I never had

I can see you're sad, even when you smile, even when you laugh

I can see it in your eyes, deep inside you wanna cry

'Cause you're scared, I ain't there

Daddy's with you in your prayers

No more crying, wipe them tears

Daddy's here, no more nightmares

We gonna pull together through it

We gonna do it, Rainy(Reina)—Daddy's crazy, ain't he?

Yeah, but he loves you, girl, and you better know it

We're all we got in this world, when it spins, when it swirls

When it whirls, when it twirls, two little beautiful girls

Looking puzzled, in a daze, I know it's confusing you

Daddy's always on the move, Mommy's often on the news

I try to keep you sheltered from it, but somehow it seems

The harder that I try to do that, the more it backfires on me

All the things growing up as Daddy that he had to see

Daddy don't want you to see, but you see just as much as he did

We did not plan it to be this way, your mother and me

But things have got so bad between us, I don't see us ever being

Together ever again, like we used to be when we was teenagers

But then, of course, everything always happens for a reason

I guess it was never meant to be, but it's just something

We have no control over, and that's what destiny is

But no more worries, rest your head and go to sleep

Maybe one day we'll wake up and this will all just be a dream

[Chorus: Lincoln]

Now hush, little baby, don't you cry

Everything's gonna be alright

Stiffen that upper lip up, little lady, I told ya

Daddy's here to hold ya through the night

I know Mommy's not here right now, and we don't know why

We fear how we feel inside

It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby

But I promise, Mommy's gonna be alright (Heh)

[Verse 2: Lincoln]

It's funny, I remember back one year when Daddy had no money

Mommy wrapped the Christmas presents up and stuck 'em under the tree

And said some of 'em were from me 'cause Daddy couldn't buy 'em

I'll never forget that Christmas, I sat up the whole night crying

'Cause Daddy felt like a bum—see, Daddy had a job

But his job was to keep the food on the table for you and Mom

And at the time, every house that we lived in

Either kept getting broken into and robbed or shot up on the block

And your mom was saving money for you in a jar

Trying to start a piggy bank for you so you could go to college

Almost had a thousand dollars, 'til someone broke in and stole it

And I know it hurt so bad it broke your mommy's heart

And it seemed like everything was just starting to fall apart

Mom and Dad was arguing a lot, so Momma moved back

On to Great Lakes on the flat, one bedroom apartment

And Dad moved back to the other side of 8 Mile on Novara

And that's when Daddy went to California with his CD

And met Doc (Clyde) McBride and flew you and Momma out to see me

But Daddy had to work, you and Momma had to leave me

Then you started seeing Daddy on the TV, and Momma didn't like it

And you and Rainy were too young to understand it

Papa was a rolling stone, Momma developed a habit

And it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab it

I'm just sorry you were there and had to witness it first hand

'Cause all I ever wanted to do was just make you proud

Now I'm sitting in this empty house

Just reminiscing, looking at your baby pictures, it just trips me out

To see how much you both have grown, it's almost like you're sisters now

Wow, guess you pretty much are, and Daddy's still here

Rainy, I'm talking to you too, Daddy's still here

I like the sound of that, yeah, it's got a ring to it, don't it?

Sshh! Mommy's only gone for the moment

[Chorus: Lincoln]

Now hush, little baby, don't you cry

Everything's gonna be alright

Stiffen that upper lip up, little lady, I told ya

Daddy's here to hold ya through the night

I know Mommy's not here right now, and we don't know why

We fear how we feel inside

It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby

But I promise, Mommy's gonna be alright

[Post-Chorus: Lincoln]

And if you ask me to, Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird

I'm a give you the world

I'm a buy a diamond ring for you, I'm a sing for you

I'll do anything for you to see you smile

And if that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shine

I'm a break that birdie's neck

I'll go back to the jeweler who sold it to ya

And make him eat every karat, don't fuck with Dad! (Ha-ha!)

-Music End-

Post Interview Notes.

For Suzy Chang-Loud and Reina "Rainy" Bean Santiago-Loud

Wait for me. One day, I'll come home. And when I had enough money… we gonna get Bobby "Beanie" Jr. Santiago-Loud better and out the hospital.

I promise.

Sincerely, Lincoln Loud. Your Papa.

PS.: Tell you momma Ronnie and Sid that I'm sorry and I'm trying to be the best dad for you. I'll make it up to them and love your momma. Sidney will be home after the doctors let her out. Okay.

Ronnie: So… he's coming back, eh. And Sid's finally getting better and properly sober. You Lame-O… *sob* I still love you. I'm so sorry too.

-END-

AN: Most of Eminem's song are considered Rated-M so I could only put them here. Well there are some few exceptions like "Not Afraid", "Lose Yourself - Censored", "Till I Collapse" and some I haven't mentioned but most of his songs are Rated-M due to his persona as "Slim Shady".

I chose this song because it's the closest thing for a redemption arc for the RonnieColn/SidColn/SidNieColn ship. But what has been done is done. The only thing they could do is move forward.

Special quest: If any of you readers any Eminem songs that I can use next, be free to request them to me.

Once again, Thanks you, leave a like, review/request, follow and I hope you enjoy. God Bless, Stay Safe and Peace/Shalom!