I want my corn back ch 8
Diusclaimroo: I won't own harry potter because I don't now and don't plan on buying it because it would be too expensive because I don't own it and would need to own it to have enough money to buy it so I don't own it now either witch is the important part.
I was talking with a cute guy with a moustache named dragon when his moustache fell off he was dragon potter I realized. So I dickpunched him in the balls for pre tending to be someone eels
"Do you anti digestion powers to regenarate from poo?!" I wondered in alarm.
Suddanly I got up all of a sweden, to get a hamburger. But it would have to be a small because I had to ate him again. I tripped and fell flat on my face though. Suddenly the dragon law alarm wet off and tim stopped for everyone but me and dragon and navelo. Then the dragon kings came.
"RRRRROOOOAAAARRRR!" They said, which was draconic for Epica you have displayed weakness to two pitiful, pathetic, stupid humans! Humans are pathetic and stupid creatures that have to work together just to accomplish anything, it is ridiculous for such ridiculous creatures that are born knowing absolutely nothing not even how to tie their shoes to view a mighty dragon as having even the silliest weakness. Furthermore you ate them once but forgot to take the protractive omelet you gave them away to kill them, which shows even more pathetic weakness not to mention forgetfulness which is almost stupidity, the worst kind of weakness! You know the dragon law! It is part of the essential knowledge every dragon learns in their eggedy eggs before they're hatched. You know what must now be done.
I cried when I realized I would now have to breath fire lightning on them and eat their ashes which would taste bad and also because I didn't want to kill them again.
"WAIT?!" cried dragon! "couldn't we just oblivionate ourselfs then."
The dragon kings thought for a moment...
and they thought some more...
and then they thought even more...
and when they started scratching their chins I realized they were pretending to think, dragons don't scratch their chins when they think because it's silly and doesn't do anything. "RAWR!" They said which meant no so I had to run supper fast and take the omelet and breath fire lightning on them and they burned to asses which I ate. And then I cried a lot and forutnantly time was stopped because I didn't really want to eat anyone else I was full and I would get fat.
"Roareror!" said the dragon kings which meant we'll wait to cancel the time stop until you're done displaying a pathetic emotional weaknesss by cring over weak pathetic stupid humans that are unable to even figure out how the laws of physics on their own with their peer reviewed science and other such mental dependence which is pathetic mental weakness. Human muggle scientists go around reiewing each others' work in a pathetic attempt to make sense of the laws of physics that only a dragon mind could comprehend but doesn't need to because even the laws of physics are scared of dragons despite not having emotions because dragons are JUST! THAT! SCARY!
So I cried for a pretty long time and was still depressed when time unfroze but no one notices or cares when you're depressed so that wasn't showing weakness so I didn't have to eat anyone else.
Meanwhile I din't know and neither did the dragon kings but dragon wasn't dead he was only mostly dead because he was tied to voldemort via almost horcux and bloodamastuff. But navelo was dead and so was navel and I couldn't bring them back well I could but I'd have to roar at death which was frowned upon by the dragon kings anyway and because then navel would still know I was a dragon so i'd have to eat him again. Unless...
But I didn't finish that thought till next chapter because then then darkness Then Darkness the Very Heterosexual Transwoman came and used the darkness dragon chains of darkness to tire all us dragons up and udmelborksador too who was only 1/16 dragon. We tried to escape but we couldn't. The Darkness Dragon's Chains of Darkness were much too strong. Great, now we'd all have to eat every human in the room. Humans are fattening and I'm not that hungry!
End of chapter.