Chapter 8: A Day of Chaos

Author Note: I'm glad you all like what I have written for this story so far. Thank you for all the follows, favorites, and the reviews. You are giving your honest opinions and criticisms. I really appreciate this and I am looking forward to what you have to say next.

IMPORTANT WARNING: This story is rated M for a reason. If you can't handle mature themes and language please leave and look up other stories.

This will be a Naruto x Harem story.

I DO NOT OWN NARUTO ALL CANON CONTENT BELONGS TO MASASHI KISHIMOTO.

I DO NOT OWN RWBY ALL CANON CONTENT FROM THE SHOWS, MANGAS, AND COMICS BELONGS TO MONTY OUM AND THE OTHERS I CAN'T NAME OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD.

IN ADDITION I HAVE WATCHED A LOT OF RWBY FAN MADE VIDEOS, READ A LOT OF RWBY FANFICTION, AND SEEN A LOT OF RWBY FANART.

AS A RESULT IT HAS INSPIRED SOME OF THE IDEAS FOR THIS STORY.

SO IF SOME THINGS IN MY STORY THAT SEEM FAMILIAR TO YOU IN SOME SHAPE OR FORM THEN YOU PROBABLY HAVE SEEN THINGS SIMILAR TO MYSELF.

I DO NOT OWN THOSE IDEAS; THEY JUST INSPIRED ME AS I THOUGHT THEY WOULD WORK WELL WITH WHAT I HAVE IN MIND.

Constructive criticism is welcomed.

"Speak" Characters Talking

'Speak' Characters Thinking

Handsigns

"Speak" Grimm Talking

'Speak' Grimm Thinking

Certain Key Terms and Semblances when they are first mentioned

Lets start the story-

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Team JNPR Dorm

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We see Jaune starting to wake up. When he rubs his eyes and turns his head he sees another guy with hum under the covers. "AAAAHHHHH!" Jaune screams falling of the bed and waking up his team.

"Jaune are you okay!?" Pyrrha asks worryingly.

"There is a guy in my bed!" Jaune says as he points to the guy who had brown hair and eyes.

"So, does this mean Jaune plays for the other team?" Nora asks as Pyrrha blushes and Jaune pales.

"No, No, No!" Jaune says. "I like girls. I don't even know how he got there and is he still not moving!?" Jaune says now worried for the random guy.

Ren calmly walks to Jaune's bed and pulls down the covers to reveal that it was a prop. "Guys, this is a fake head."

Jaune sighs in relief knowing that something worse didn't happen. "Good that is less questions that need to be asked."

"But how did it get here?" Ren asks.

"And who put it here?" Pyrrha asks

"Who cares, Lets eat!" Nora says going to her stash of pancakes.

"Nora's right lets eat first." Jaune says wanting to forget this happened.

"AAAHHHH! Why are waffles in my pancake bag!?" Nora screams.

Ren's eyes widen at the implications. "Wait Nora, don't take out the hammer!" Ren yells as he rushes over to his long time friend.

Pyrrha goes over her closet to find something strange. "Umm, does anyone know why I have a bunch of maid outfits in my closet?

Jaune sighs in worry realizing this was going to be a weird day.

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Team RWBY Dorm

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"Umm, how do we deal with this?" Ruby asks Weiss and Yang.

"I'm not sure." Yang says nervously.

"How did this even happen?" Weiss asks in disbelief.

Team RW(B)Y is now dealing with a situation that they weren't prepared for. That being…

"Help. Help. Help." Blake keeps repeating over and over again. On her pillow is a plant like substance and her pupils dilated.

"Signal didn't prepare me to deal with this. What do we do?" Ruby complains in worry.

"We can't let the faculty see that Blake does drugs." Weiss says.

"I'll stay with Blake until the effects wear off." Yang says.

"Sounds like a plan." Ruby begins to say as she turns to Blake. "Don't worry Blake we'll get through this."

"Help. Todd." Blake says.

Ruby raises an eyebrow looking back at Weiss and Yang. "Umm, we know anyone named Todd?" Ruby asks.

"Nope." Yang says.

"Not that I can recall." Weiss confirms as she and Ruby go into the hallway.

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Team NFSS Dorm

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"Hey Sasuke are you alright?" Fū asks her teammate who is looking a bit on edge.

"I'm fine Fū. It just feels like something is amiss and I don't know what." Sasuke confirms.

"Are you sure you're not over thinking this?" Fū asks while opening a can of Sprite. But the content shoots out of the can. "Huh, must have shaken it." She says getting a new can.

"Maybe Fū's right." Sasuke says with a sigh and looks over at his team leader. "And he is still asleep." Sasuke says getting the air horn again using it to wake up his friend.

"AHH!" Naruto yells. "Damnit Sasuke, I was having a good dream!" Naruto yells at Sasuke.

"We need to go or we will be late for classes." Sasuke tells Naruto. "Where is Sai?" Sasuke asks not seeing him in the dorm.

"He said something about his pens being replaced with crayons, so he is getting more pens." Naruto tells Sasuke as the three teammates leave their dorm.

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Main Avenue

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Team NFS(S) eventually caught up with Teams J(N)P(R) and RW(BY) and they each had their own stories.

"Blake has a drug problem?" Naruto asks. "Never would have guessed."

"I hope we can fix this." Ruby says.

"Something is wrong." Sasuke says out loud. "Jaune with a fake head, Pyrrha with maid outfits, and Blake with her sudden drug problem. This can't be a coincidence."

"How so?" Weiss asks.

But before Sasuke can reply he and everyone in the group notices a large number of students gathering at Main Avenue. They look to see that the large circular pond area was filled with suds.

"Okay everyone back away and get back to classes." Said a female voice that calms the masses. The large number of students back away only leaving Naruto's group to identify the female voice.

She appears to be a middle-aged woman that has gray-white hair that goes down to about her shoulders. Her eyes are a dark pink color and her pupils are in a shape of a triangle. She also has a pair of eagle wings on he back of her neck, in the same color as her hair indicating she is a Faunus. She wears a gown with silver coloring on the bodice, a belt of white roses is tied around the waist area of her dress. The skirt of her gown is dark-blue with ebony colored fur adorning the hem. She also wears a furry collar around her neck, separated by her gown. This is Professor Ann Greene. She teaches Stealth and Security at Beacon.

"Hey Professor Greene what's going on?" Naruto asks the professor.

"Hello mister Uzumaki." Professor Greene begins saying. "Apparently someone thought it would be a good idea to add soap to the pond." Suddenly she gets a text message on her Scroll. "Well I have to get going and don't forget your project." Professor Greene tells him as she leaves.

"Soap in a pond, how juvenile." Weiss says.

"Who would do something as stupid…" Sasuke says as his eyes widen and quickly turns towards Naruto. "What did you do?" Sasuke asks his team leader.

"I don't know what you are talking about." Naruto says with a raised eyebrow.

"Oh gods no." Sasuke begins to panic. "You're pranking again aren't you!?" Sasuke yells.

Weiss's eyes widen as she also begins to look nervous. Remembering some not so found memories.

"Well let's get to class everyone. I'm sure Professor Port will tell another one of his fictional stories." Naruto says ignoring the question and continuing to walk.

"Fū what's today's date?" Sasuke asks his teammate.

"It's April 1st." Fū says.

"FUUUUUUUU-" Sasuke begins to scream.

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Team RWBY Dorm

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"Arg, what happened?" Blake says finally back to normal.

"Blake you're sane again!" Yang shouts in joy and hugs her teammate.

"Wait, sane. Yang what's going on?" Blake asks breaking the hug.

"You did some drugs and went off to La La Land for about two hours." Yang tells Blake.

"Excuse me!" Blake says in shock. "I don't do drugs."

"Then these plants are apart of my imagination." Yang says showing the plants in a plastic bag.

"That's not mine, I don't even know what that is." Blake says.

Yang notices a sort of determination in Blake's eyes that tells her that Blake is telling the truth. "Okay, I believe you. But that doesn't change the fact this made you act really weird."

Blake was afraid of what she will find if she asks, but she has to know. "Yang, how bad was I?"

"Well I don't know if bad is the right word for it, but you did keep on saying help a lot and you mentioned someone named Todd a few times." Yang tells her.

"WHAT!?" Blake yells in embarrassment. "Oh no."

"So is Todd a boyfriend, an ex, or what? The team got really confused." Yang asks.

Blake sighs. "No Todd was none of those things, you can call him a type of bogeyman from my childhood."

"Oh that's good." Yang says.

Ring Ring

Yang's scroll lit up to see that Ruby texted her. "Oh it says that Naruto might be on a pranking spree and that you might have been a victim." Yang tells Blake.

"I. Will. Kick. His. Ass. For. This." Blake says with anger.

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Library

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After Professor Port's class the teams went to the library. It shows both Sasuke and Weiss being completely on guard.

"Okay. so Naruto is a prankster. What's the big deal, why are you two acting like you're surrounded by Grimm?" Ruby asks.

"It's because Naruto's pranks are completely random and you never know when he will strike." Sasuke tells her.

"Ruby you need to listen. Naruto doesn't care who he pranks or how he does it. He just wants to cause a bit of chaos." Weiss tells her teammate.

"Sounds like fun." Fū begins to say. "We should start a prank war."

"NO!" Sasuke and Weiss yell in a low tone obeying the rules of the Library.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" The group turns to see Cardin who has his hand in a mousetrap and he gets in trouble with the Librarian. They then turn to Naruto and see him reading an X-Ray and Vav comic.

Naruto looks up too see everyone look at him. "What?" Naruto asks the group with the tension being thick.

Ruby decides to end this awkward moment. "So I made some cookies. Would anybody want some?" Ruby asks the group showing that she made chocolate chip cookies.

"Sure I would like some." Naruto says as takes a cookie as they see him eat it. "Wow, this tastes great Ruby." Naruto says getting another cookie. The rest of the group then eats a cookie.

"This is good." Weiss says.

"Ruby always makes good cookies." Fū says.

As everyone agrees on Ruby's baking skill she blushes at the praise. She also eats a cookie. However, Ruby raises an eyebrow it was good, but something felt different. "This odd I don't usually mix up my dark and milk chocolates. Oh well." She says not minding the difference.

This caused the group minus Ruby to pause and look at Naruto again. "What?" Naruto asks reading his comic in one hand and enjoying the cookie in the other.

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Amphitheater

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"Professor Goodwitch is late. She has never been late before." Jaune says.

That's when Sasuke's eyes widen and turn towards Naruto for what seems the 10th time today. "You pranked Goodwitch didn't you?" Sasuke asks fearfully.

"Maybe." Naruto admits. His friends knew he was a prankster so he didn't deny it anymore.

"Weiss eyes also widen. "Are you trying to get expelled!?" Weiss asks.

"That's only if I get caught Princess. But I have been with you guys all day today." Naruto says.

"Oh. My. Gods." Fū says trying to not laugh.

They all turn to see Professor Goodwitch arrive. But everyone there except Naruto is surprised to see something noticeably different about Goodwitch today. That being Professor Goodwitch's hair color has changed from light blonde to pink.

"Oh my." Pyrrha says.

"Whoa." Ruby says.

Weiss is speechless.

"Are you crazy!?" Jaune says.

"So that's what Sakura could look like in the future." Naruto says out loud ignoring Jaune's comment.

Sasuke's eyes widen at Naruto's comment. "You crazy son of a b…" Before Sasuke can continue Professor Goodwitch interrupts him.

"Sorry for the delay class, however, due do certain circumstances we will only have one combat class today." Professor Goodwitch announces to the class and her screen randomly selects two students. "Jaune Arc and Cardin Winchester step forward."

Both combatants step forward and have fought for a few minutes. Cardin Winchester with his mace The Executioner perched on his shoulder and Jaune Arc opposite him with his sword Crocea Mors drawn, leaning on his weapon exhausted. Jaune looks at Cardin, who laughs at his opponent's tiredness, and Jaune gathers his strength to charge forward and swing his blade at Cardin, only for him to jump out of the way. Jaune looks back, surprised, as The Executioner sends Jaune's shield - and himself - flying back. Now only armed with his sword, Jaune continued to try and attack, but is blocked by the mace's hilt. Their weapons locked, Cardin forces himself up, towering over a struggling Jaune.

"This is the part where you lose." Cardin says.

"Over my dead-!" Jaune begins to say but is cut short as Cardin knees him in the gut, making Jaune drop his sword and fall to the ground in pain. Cardin raises his mace and is about to slam it down on a worried Jaune just when the buzzer rings.

"Cardin, that's enough!" Professor Goodwitch's voice causes him to stop. Cardin walks away as she comes onto the stage, tapping her tablet. "Students, as you can see, Mr. Arc's Aura has now dropped into the red. In a tournament-styled duel, this would indicate that Jaune is no longer fit for battle, and that the official may call the match." Professor Goodwitch clarifies.

Jaune still lays on the floor in defeat and Pyrrha Nikos looks sad, Glynda turns her head to look at the losing warrior as he pulls out his Scroll with his low, blinking stats and that of his entire team. 'I keep on losing.' Jaune thinks sadly as he knows he isn't improving.

"Mr. Arc, it's been weeks now. Please try to refer to your Scroll during combat." Professor Goodwitch begins saying. "Gauging your Aura will help you decide when it's appropriate to attack, or when it is better to move to a more... defensive strategy. We wouldn't want you to be gobbled up by a Beowolf, now, would we?"

"Speak for yourself..." Cardin says clearly not caring.

"Remember, everyone, the Vytal Festival is only a few months away! It won't be long before students from the other kingdoms start arriving in Vale, so keep practicing! Those who choose to compete in the combat tournament will be representing all of Vale!" Glynda announces as Fū punches the air in anticipation, Weiss is shaking her fists with an excited smile, Ruby, shaking her entire body with enthusiastic energy, while Naruto and Sasuke smirk. The bell rings, and students start leaving while Pyrrha continues to frown sadly. Jaune, still sitting on the floor, hangs his head in shame.

Leaving class the small group now consists of Naruto, Sasuke, Fū, Ruby, and Weiss. Noticing that the sun has turned orange.

"That's it." Sasuke and Weiss yell.

"What is it this time?" Naruto asks

"The day is almost over and you didn't prank me or Sasuke yet." Weiss says.

"She's right and it's driving us crazy!" Sasuke says.

Naruto just smirks. "Princess I pranked you by not pranking you."

"What?" Weiss questions.

"You made yourself paranoid, so that was it." Naruto says.

"I don't accept that!" Weiss says.

"Umm, Weiss is that really a good idea? He basically didn't do anything to you." Ruby asks worrying about her teammate.

"Anything is better then nothing. I won't feel calm unless something is done." Weiss says with pride.

"Well that is how the pattern of you wanting to stab me starts, but that isn't anything new." Naruto begins to say. "Alright Princess, but you asked for this." Naruto says walking up to Weiss.

'What will he do in this situation?' Weiss tries to think of what he would do she remembers that he has things like a hand buzzer to a wardrobe malfunction in his arsenal of pranks, so she prepares for the worst. Then her eyes widen as Naruto kissed her on the cheek and backs away. Sasuke eyes widen in shock. Fū whistles. Ruby blushes. Naruto is smirking.

"Well you got it Princess." Naruto says.

Weiss blushes in embarrassment. She takes out Myrtenaster and tries to stab Naruto as he keeps dodging her. "You are going to pay for that you furry asshole!"

Naruto just laughs "This is only the second time I kissed you on the cheek. Besides your not a little girl anymore, you should be able to handle something like this." Naruto teases Weiss.

"That's not the point you imbecile! Now let me stab you!" Weiss says as the chase still occurs.

Naruto then jumps on a tree branch. "You know how this game works, if you want me you have to get me first." Naruto says as he quickly disappears jumping towards the sun to block their sight.

When this is over Naruto and Sasuke are gone. "Damn it." Weiss curses at Naruto escaping his punishment again.

"Wow, I never knew you and Naruto were that close." Ruby comments.

"IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!" Weiss yells in denial.

Fū laughs at the situation. "Looks like there is some truth about foxes being mischievous."

Naruto and Sasuke walk toward the dorm building.

"I can't believe you did that." Sasuke says to his friend.

"I was content with leaving her alone. She was the one who asked for it." Naruto tells Sasuke.

"I've said it once and I'll say it again. You are a crazy son of a bitch." Sasuke tells Naruto.

"I know." Naruto says before stopping. "Sasuke you go on ahead I forgot something."

"Don't take too long stupid." Sasuke says walking away.

"Okay one else is around. You can come out Blake." Naruto calls out to the black haired girl who walks towards him with Gambol Shroud in its gun mode ready to shoot.

"You gave me drugs!" Blake accuses him while holding the bag of plants.

"Well technically they aren't drugs." Naruto tells her.

"Bullshit!" Blake says getting angrier. "You will tell me what this is or I will be forced to tell the professors about this." Blake threatens.

"I don't think that will work in your favor." Naruto says.

"And why not?" Blake asks with narrowed eyes.

"Because that's catnip." Naruto tells her.

Suddenly all the adrenaline escaped Blake as her eyes widen in fear. "What did you say?" Blake asks all the anger leaving her voice.

"That bag you are holding is filled with catnip." Naruto says pointing to the bag. "You see feline based Faunus are also affected by catnip the same as regular felines."

"What are you implying?" Blake says backing away a bit and lowering her weapon.

"Blake you know I'm a Fox Faunus because of my ears." Naruto begins saying. "So let me tell you that your bow isn't hiding anything from me."

'He knows!' Blake thinks in terror. "What are you going to do?"

"Nothing." Naruto tells her bluntly.

"Huh?" Blake says confused.

"You are hiding who you are, I won't criticize you. That's your choice." Naruto tells her. "However, don't you think your team deserves to know the truth?"

"You don't know anything about me." Blake tells him.

"You would be surprised at what I know, but that's not important." Naruto begins telling her. "What is important is that you should tell your teammates you're a Faunus."

"I can't." Blake tells him.

"Look, I get you are worried about what your team will think about you, especially Weiss. But all I have to say is that you better tell them soon or you will regret it." Naruto says leaving Blake with her thoughts as he walks back towards his team's dorm.

She deactivates her weapon and puts her hands in her pockets and feels paper inside. "What the?" She opens it up and it has a short message.

P.S. Don't let Todd the Kitty Snatcher get you.

Blake blushes in embarrassment "DAMN IT!" Blake screams and crushes the note.

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Team NFSS Dorm

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"Sasuke will you stop being so on edge." Naruto tells his friend.

"It's because you haven't pranked me yet." Sasuke says "Were is Fū and Sai?" He asks.

"Sai says he has been hanging out with a new friend he made and Fū is with Ruby and Weiss. So they will be late." Naruto tells Sasuke.

"What are you doing?" Sasuke asks.

"I'm trying to sleep." Naruto says now in his pajamas and under the covers.

"So you're not going to prank me?" Sasuke asks in disbelief.

"I already pranked you." Naruto tells him.

Sasuke gets worried now. "How?" He asks afraid of the answer.

"You paid for my pranks." Naruto clarifies. "Well goodnight."

"What are you talking about-" Sasuke's eyes widen as he checks his credit account to see that it was used yesterday to buy a multitude of items including catnip, pink hair dye, dark chocolate, Waffles, a fake head, a few maid outfits, crayons, and a lot of bath soap. "YOU MOTHER FUCKER!" Sasuke yells.

End of Chapter.

What did you think? Was it good, bad in between?

My goal for this chapter was to show some of Naruto's pranks, showing more of his interactions with Weiss and Sasuke, showing the beginning part of Jaundice, and adding a bit more character to Sasuke and Blake.

1. For the maid outfits think Airi from Queen's Blade.

2. Blake's condition was based on Gibson from the Talking Kitty Cat series on YouTube.

3. For Professor Ann Greene think "Garden" Engi Threepiece from the anime Yumekui Merry.

I hope you all enjoyed reading this chapter.

Next Chapter: No name yet.

STAY SAFE EVERYONE.