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In all his adventurous, libido-fuelled youth, the man we now know as Kame Senin had never been one to use anything else other than his own body to pleasure his lovers. His martial arts-honed physique was his crowning glory – it had always been the major factor in his numerous sexual conquests. Once upon a time, he was young and handsome, and virile. But inevitably, much of what he prided his best features had now evanesced away after several centuries of existence. All, that is… except his virility.
And, his insatiable lust.
The slow and steady downward tumble into outdatedness led him to try many different, rather alternative paths to compensate. One of which he had become most notorious for, was his "attachment" to cheap, readily within reach pornographic material. There was a time (that might as well have been lifetimes ago) when Muten Roshi considered such paraphernalia beyond him – lowly and degrading; as unimaginable a fact that may be. But they say *time is the greatest miracle worker, and almost four hundred years is a helluva long time to instigate drastic changes in even the most obstinate and incorrigible of men. Perhaps it was the loneliness; perhaps the failed relationships; maybe it was the lack of love and takers; or maybe it was simply natural corrosion of character that came with more than a lifetime's worth of egoistic indulgence and a bloated sense of entitlement brought about by advanced seniority… But this turtle hermit's mind has come a long way—rather, it would be more fitting to say that it had "dropped" a long way—when it came to his standpoint on acceptable means of deriving gratification of the carnal kind. Such modifications to his once callow viewpoints he now considered a blessing—a *wisening of character much like ageing of fine wine—for it was thanks to this "reform" that he instantly had the solution to his current problem of how to best manipulate Piccolo's sinful body for an even more exacting revenge. One which his resident housemate would unwittingly have a hand in…
Oolong had a panty fetish; that was no secret. Unbeknownst to all, the anthropomorphic pig had another hobby… Sex toys. And he had a hidden stash of it that Roshi happened to know about. He had stumbled upon the wily shapeshifter one particularly hot summer afternoon, changed into a curvaceous woman, obscenely sprawled out on the beach in lacy female lower undergarments (presumably among those he had snaffled), and playing with himself using his "toys". The withered old hermit had suffered an instant eruption of blood from his nose, losing himself to his ignited libido for some minutes before he came to with a very red-faced and disgruntled Oolong in his arms where the horny woman should have been. Needless to say, the both of them never spoke of the incident ever again; and the owner of the island beach house made it a point from then on, to always call in advance if he happened to be coming home from an errand earlier than he had informed his tenant.
Since then, Muten Roshi had fantasized about using those toys on an actual sexy, horny female… And somehow, already haunted by their company's friendly neighbourhood Super Namek's devilish "charms" then, Piccolo just happened to fit the bill in those fantasies whenever he was aroused out of his perpetually randy mind. Oolong's box of "goodies" had just what he needed to accomplish what he wanted. He reached out to pull out an object from a nearby container and set it beside him…
The part of Piccolo that he was now focused on antagonizing next was turning magenta as violet blotches bruised its surface the more blood pumped into it. The shiny reddish-pink jelly bean had now blown-up into a purplish sugar plum and pulsed in steady, rhythmic beats, as if beckoning him over, eagerly awaiting its turn for abuse to be inflicted upon it. And my, oh my, Roshi never backed down on that type of challenge.
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