Chapter 8
"HOW ARE YOU ALIVE, ZEPPPELLLLLLI!" screamed Yown shaking himself.
"Rohan found my dead bodu and worte is alive on it and now Im immortal!" laughed Zeppeli.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHH!" roared Yown getting out of Zeppelis spagetti and punchin Zeppeli in the face so hard his head went flying.
"Who is immortal now?" asked Yown with a lot of swag
"MEEE!" answered… ZEPPELIS HEAD THAT WAS ALIVE!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!" screamed Yown crushing Zeppelis head with his feet but he couldnt crush his brain becuase HE WAS IMMORTAL!
"GIVE ME A JAAAAAAAAR!" screamed Yown punching the air and Speedwagon gave him a hat jar because he has all kinds of hats.
Yown grabbed Zeppelis brain and he put it inside the hat jar and now Zeppeli was trapped and he couldnt do anything. After defeating Zeppeli everyone went home and placed Zeppelis brain in a shelf and went to sleep.
When everyone got up the had breakfast and Yown did 1000000000 push ups for his daily training and then someone screamed in the bedroom.
"MAMMA MIA!" screamed someone in an french accent. It was Polnareff.
"WHAT HAPPENS POLNAREEFFFF!" screamed Yown breaking the door to enter the bedroom because he was strong.
"ZEPPELIS BRAIN IS GONE!" cried Polnareff pointing at the shelf.
"OH NOOOOOO!" screamed Yown and everyone jumped through the window to go find the brain.
"WHERE IS THE BRAIN!" screamed Speedwagon.
"Let's ask that person" said Erina pointing at a person.
"Excuse me, have you seen a brain?" asked Speedwagon greeting the person with his hat.
"Yes, it went inside that house" the mysterious person pointed and it was… JOTAROS HOUSE!
"BUT WE WERE THERE ALL DAY!" screamed Yown "WHAT CAN THIS POSSIBLY MEAN!"
"Let's find out" said Jotaro going inside the house and Kakyoin followed him.
Everyone went inside the house and started exploring all the rooms and no one found anything but when everyone met in the living room… THE HOUSE EXPLODED!
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!" screamed Speedwagon flying through the sky because the explosion was really powerful.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!" screamed everyone else.
"HAHAHAAH!" laughed the mysterious person that was… SHIGECHI! (REMEMBER HIM! HE APPEARED BEFORE IN THE STORY JUST IT WASNT HIM IT WAS RUUBER SOUL FAKING HE WAS HIM BUT IT DOESNT MATTER)
"SHIGECHIII!" yelled Yown really loud and everyone had to cover their ears so the dont die from the loudnes.
"HEHEHEH" laughed Shigechi… AND HE WAS WEARING A HAT JAT THAT HAD A BRAIN INSIDE IT!
Erina gasped. "HE IS BEING CONTROLED BY ZEPPELIS BRAIN" she screamed.
"YOULL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!" screamed Zeppeli Shigechi and he started to run away.
"LETS GET HIM!" screamed Yown and everyone went after him.
Everyone was running afetr Zeppeli and they were going so fast it was like 90 kilometer per hour and that is a lot i think.
"HAHAHAH TAKE THIS!" laugehd Zeppeli throwing trash cans to everyone and then he ran into a hostpial.
"GO IN THERE!" Yown screamed and everyone went inside.
"THERE HE IS!" pointed Speedwagon and everyone jumped over him and started beating him.
"Wait, this is not Zeppeli, he is not wearing the hat jar" said Erina and she was right.
"HEHEHEHEH YOU FELL FOR MY TRAP!" said Zeppeli that now was controlling Koichi and then he threw brains at them because they were in a hospital.
"OH NO HE IS RUNNING AWAY!" said Yown punching the brains to block them.
Everyone ran outside the hospital and they saw… ZEPPELI INSIDE A CAR DRIVING TOWARDS… GERMANY!
"Oh no, we have to stop him!" said Erina and she sew a car.
"Let us catch him!" screamed Jonathan driving the car because Yown had to shoot the guns because Jonathan doesnt know how to aim.
Everyone started driving towards Zeppeli with guns in their hands except Jonathan that was driving and Kakyoin that had emeralds and the emeralds were better than the guns i guess.
"SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!" yelled Yown and everyone started to shoot Zeppelis car but Zeppeli jumped through a cliff and fell inside a train and now he was going like twice as fast.
"OH NO! NOW WE WILL NEVER CATCH HIM!" screamed Speedwagon in despair throwing his hat to the floor and then picking it up because he didnt want to lose it.
"Oh, really?" asked Yown smiling and then he used Angel god to throw their car against their trains.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW" screamed Polnareff in french becuaes he was afraid becuase they were going really fast and maybe they would crash and break a leg or something but also he was amazed because Yown was really cool.
They flew like 2 minutes and then they fell inside the train.
"YEES, WE DID IT!" celebrated Speedwagon "GO FOR HIM JONATHAN!"
"I am in the process of doing it" said Jonathan and now they were going with the same speed as Zeppeli.
"OH NOOOOO!" cried Zeppeli and he usded Koichis stand to mkae Yowns car heavier but they were going so fast that it did nothing.
"SHOOOT YOU HAT TO THE WHEELS, SPEEDWAGON!" screamed Yown and he did that and Zeppelis car couldnt move anymore.
"OH NO THEY ARE GOING TO CATCH ME!" cried Zeppeli and he jumped out of the car.
"You have nowhere to go Zeppeli, give up" said Jotaro and he was really cool but not as cool as Yown.
"HEHEHEH, YOU ARE WRONG JOTARO!" said Zeppeli and he jumped out of the train and… THERE WAS A HORSE OUTSIDE THE TRAIN! AND ZEPPELI USED IT TO GO THROUGH REALLY NARROW SPACES AND THE CAR COULDNT FIT THROUGH THERE!
"We lost him, Jotaro" said Kakyoin and he placed his hand on Jotaros shoulder to make him fell better.
"Lets go to Germany and search for him there" said Jotaro cleaning the dirt of his coat because the fight got him dirty.
Everyone nodded because Jotaro was wise and they took the train to Germany. Once they were there, they got out of the train and made groups to search for Zeppeli faster.
"I will go with Kakyoin, Yown will go with Speedwagon, Jonathan will go with Erina and Polnareff will go alone, understood?" Said Jotaro.
"YEEES!" everyone answered.
After making the teams each individual team had a plan to find Zeppeli. Yown and Speedwagon screamed his name menacingly to make him shit himself and then follow him with the smell. Polnareff put up posters that said "I need a brain, I will pay 20 dollars to anyone who gives me one" but it didnt work because in Germany the dollar doesnt exists. Jonathan and Erina knocked on every door they could and asked if Zeppeli is inside but they didnt speak german so instead they spent the whole day learning german in the library. Jotaro and Kakyoin got on a car and started following Zeppeli with some DNA that Jotaro stole from Zeppeli in their fight.
After searching for like a week everyone recieved a text message, it was Kakyoin.
"We found Zeppeli, come to this place" said the message with a picture of a map that had a place marked and everyone went there.
"WHERE IS ZEPPELI!" screamed Yown warming up his knuckles with a hot drink he bought frome the german starbucks.
"He is there" pointed Jotaro hiding behind a corner.
The man that Jotaro pointed to was a blonde man with a green uniform and some boots and he was also half robot. It was… STROHEIM! THE NAZI SOLDIER!
"LETS KILL HIM!" shouted Yown running towards Zeppeli but Jorato grabbed him.
"No, he has a big army of soldiers, we better wait for an opportunity to kill him when no one is looking" said Jotaro and he was right.
Zeppeli was in a big room surronded by like a imllon people with guns and bazookas and some missles and he was laughing.
"HAHAHA, NO NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO DEFEAT ME!" Zeppeli laughed going into a dark room and everyone followed him withou being noticed.
Inside the dark room was… HITLER! AND HE WAS ALONE WITH ZEPPELI! AND HE WAS CLEANING HITLERS SHOES!
"This is our chance to kill him" said Kakyoin throwing emeralds at Zeppeli but… ZEPPELI BLOCKED THEM WITH A ROBOT DEVICE STROHEIM HAD!
"HAHHAHAHA, YOU CANT KILL ME! I HAVE ALREADY WOOOOOOOOOON!" screamed Zeppeli and he… PUT HIS BRAIN THTA WAS IN A HAT JAR ON HITLER! AND NOW HE WAS HITLER!
"HAHAHHA!" I WON!" screamed Zeppeli calling for soliders to kill Yown.
Yown was shocked by this and a lot of people with like a trillion guns came to the room and started shooting at everyone but Yown got out of there safe with everyone else by breaking the floor and doing a tunnel to their hom (BECAUSE HE CAN DO BLACK HOLES REMEMBER?)
"HOW CAN BE KILL ZEPPELI NOWWWW!" cried Speedwagon with a lot of fear because now Zeppeli could control the world.
"We will have to think of something" said Jotaro thinking.
While everyone was thinking, Polnareff tunred on the TV to see his favourite series that was like power rangers but they used bagguetes instead of swords because they were french but instead he saw… THE NEWS!
"BREAKING NEWS! HITLER IS ON THE TOP OF THE TOWER OF THE WORLD AND IS TRYING TO DO SOMETHING MYSTERIOUS!" said the presenter.
"WHAT!" screamed Polnareff "WE HAVE TO GO THE TOWER OF THE WORLD AND STOP HIM!" he yelled in french.
"YES!" said everyone and they all went to the tower of the world (THE TOWER OF THE WORLD IS A TOWER THAT IS ON TOP OF THE WORLD AND WHOEVER CLIMBS IT WILL CONTROL THE WHOLE WORLD)
Erina sewed a super tank with a lot of missiles and bombs and even a fridge for whern they were hungy. They drove the tank to the tower of the world and Erina sewed a megaphone to scrfeam.
"WE HAVE YOU ZEPPELI! GIVE UP!" Erina screamed
"NEVER! GET THEM!" said Zeppeli pointing at them and a lot of nazi people surrounded them.
"OH NO! WE ARE SURROUNDED!" cried Speedwagon
"SHOOT THE MISSILES!" screamed Yown and he pressed a really big red button.
All the missiles of the tank started to fly towarfds the tower of the world and they tried to destroy it with Zeppeli inside but… THE MISSILES EXPLODED AND THE TOWER WAS INTACT!
"HAHAHAHA, FOOLS! IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY THW TOWER OF THE WORLD, YOU HAVE TO DESRTOY THE WORLD!" laguhed Zeppeli doing weird things on top of the tower of the world "NOW YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!" he screamed.
All the nazi people that were surronding the tank started moving towards it and trying to break it to kill everyone inside.
"Don't worry, I have this" said Jotaro and he grabbed the phone that was in the tank and he called someone.
Meanwhile, everyone was fighting with the nazis. Erina was sewing the death to kill everyone, Yown was punching people and he punched them so hard that they exploded and killed even more people, Kakyoin was doing traps with his tail and emeralds to kill like a billion people at the same time, Polnareff was stabbing people in the eyes, Jonathan was breathing so hard that some people ran out of oxygen and died and Speedwagon was crying in the corner and throwing his hat at people and killing a lot.
"Everything will we solved in ten minutes" said Jotaro hanging up the phone and pointing to a place on the street.
Everyone looked at the place that Jotaro pointed to and there there was… A CAR! Suddenly the door of the car opened and… DIO AND GIORNO CAME OUT OF IT!
"Let's finish this, Giorno" said DIO and they started running inside the tower of the world and the nazis were too distracted with Yown and the guys that no one followed them.
They started to climb up the stairs of the world that were like a million floors. In the middle of the way, someone came from beihnd a pillar clapping, it was… STROHEIM!
"Well done, but I cant let you touch my leader" Stroheim clapped.
"Well, I, DIO, can't let your leader kill everyone in the world including me, DIO and my son, GIORNO" said DIO menacingly pointing at Stroheim in a really cool way and Stroheim was intimidated.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!" screamed Stroheim pulling out like a thousand guns from his back and shooting at DIO but DIO stopped time and dodged everything and threw Stroheim out fo the window and Stroheim exploded bceause he was a robot but he didnt die because he was made of metal and metal is hard to kill.
"Done" said DIO clapping his hands to show that he did a nice job.
DIO and Giorno kept going up the staris of the world until they reached the top of the world and it was like in space or something because it was really tall and you could see all the world from there.
"Stop right there, Zeppeli!" said Giorno softly intimidating Zeppeli "You have nowhere to escape, give up"
"HAHAHAHA!" laughed Zeppeli "MY PLAN ISNT DONE!" he screamed.
Zeppeli then grabbed a weird book that had like a human face on the cover and it was written in ancient blood and the face on the cover was singing a mystic song in latin.
"Venite ad me, satana!" screamed Zeppeli (ITS ACTUAL LATIN GUYS GOOGLE TRANSLATOR SAID THAT!)
When Zeppeli said those words, the sky turned dark and it had red underneath the black that was going through the black and blinding everyone with fire. A hole appeared in front of the tower of the world and it had like a tongue and teeth and an evil swirl that was red with black and it was screaming hell in all the languages in the world at the same time including the languages that dont exist yet and it was throwing a red ray to the sky that was covered in black lightining and it was sparkling like ZHAAAS and it gave a spark to Zeppeli and it killed all the nazi people that hadnt died to Yown and the guys. A giant head started to come out of the hole and it had holes and red eyes that were like red holes with fire and fangs that looked like the entrance of a cave and it was riding a flying horse with dragon wings and dragon skin that spitted fire and it was like a million giraffes tall and a thousand elephants wide, it was Satan.
"HAHAhAHA!" laughed Zeppeli with tears because the spark hurted him a lot and he was rubbing the wound that was in his hand.
Zeppeli grabbed the hat jar where his brain was and he threw it to satan like in mario odysye and he said wahoo and the hat was fell on satan and and an italian ugly mustache appeared on his face… BECAUSE ZEPPELI WAS CONTROLING SATAN!
(A.N. OMG GUYS ZEPPELI IS NOW SUPER STRONGGGG but he is still dumb HOW ARE YOUW AND DIO AND THE GANG GOING TO DEFEAT HIM! I DONT KNOW BUT WE WILL KNOW SOON!)