With Love, Wendy

by Candela Monsoon

A collection of diary entries written by a baddie no other than Wendy O. Koopa! During her seventeenth birthday, Bowser gifts her a pink notebook to write her thoughts in it. Sounds like something she won't do, right? But what if she does? What does she write in these entries, then? Well, they're all kept in here, in her handwriting that no one would probably understand.

8. BIG LETTERS

DEAR DIARY,

I GOT GROUNDED!

BY DADDYKINS!

IT TURNS OUT THAT KAMMY USED A LOT OF FUNDS IN DADDYKINS' CREDIT CARD WHILE WE WERE AT THE MALL!

AND SHE PINNED THE BLAME ON ME BY SAYING THAT "I WANTED THIS, I WANTED THAT!"

NOW I HAD TO CLEAN THE TOILETS (IN WHICH IGGY CLOGGED UP A NAIL ON THE TOILET SO THE WATER WON'T BUDGE), SWEEP THE WHOLE CASTLE, DO THE LAUNDRY AND OTHER STUFF!

I AM JUST SO FRUSTRATED RIGHT NOW!

I'M SORRY IF I ENDED UP RIPPING SOME OF YOUR PAGES WHILE WRITING THIS ENTRY BECAUSE I AM JUST SO MAD...

I FEEL LIKE I JUST WANT TO SCREAM ON MY PILLOW AT THIS POINT...

And I just realized that I've been writing in capital letters... or at least that's what Kamek calls them...

...Oh well, at least I learned something from his lesson today...

I guess I'm just gonna have to do chores for the whole day now, huh?

I'm sad, Diary. I might be too tired to write to you once I'm done.

I hope I will get to write to you before I sleep!

With love,

Wendy O. Koopa