"OMG," you cried out squealing, "it's Uchiha Itachi!"
You were an ultra-fan in your previous life. You'd had a shrine for Uchiha Itachi, and had utterly loathed Sasuke (taking great pleasure in posting about it everywhere that you could).
That brat could have never appreciated the true greatness that was his brother.
As a fan, surely Itachi wouldn't kill you?
Unfortunately for you, Uchiha Itachi didn't take to well to people broadcasting his name like that.
You didn't even have the pleasure of being placed into Tsukuyomi as you were quickly killed by your favorite character, still deluded about just how great he was.