Eda: Tibbles won't be a problem anymore for anyone.
Luz: What did you do?
Eda: Nothing police can prove.
~ Gus found the magic lamp ~
Genie: Thank you for rubbing my lamp. You have a lot of choices in lamps, I appreciate choosing mine. Your wish is my command. You're entitled to one wishe with explicitly only three limitations: Genie could not kill anyone, make anyone fall in love, or bring people back from the dead. Not valid in Nightmare Realm or Hoboken.
Gus: I wish to have a human bucket.
Genie: You can have anything you want to waste it for one bucket?
Gus: I guess you're right. It was a foolish wish.
Genie: So, really what you want?
Gus: Two buckets!
King: Brussels sprouts? That's worse than no food.
Emira: Do you have a plan?
Edric: I don't even have a pla'.
Lilith: I'm dealing with a problem and there are many factors to take into consideration and I have not yet come up with a solution.
Hooty: Can I be of assistance?
Lilith: No.
Hooty: Would you like to share the problem with me?
Lilith: No.
Hooty: Sometimes two heads are better than one.
Lilith: Yes, but not when one of them is yours.
King: No, I will not make the first move.
King: I will not move at all, carry me.
Luz: You can't steal an award.
Eda: I'm not stealing it. I'm accepting it on somone behalf.
King: That was really mature.
Eda: What? No. The only reason I am going to this human world is so I can point out everything that's wrong with it, so Luz don't go. I am gonna make her stay here.
King: You're a strange kind of grown-up.
Amity: Could you ever see us as being more than... 'friends'?
Luz: Yes.
Amity: That's wonderful. I-
Luz: I can totally see us as best friends!
Luz: We have to tell Eda about this.
King: All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.
Gus, reacting to see a Sphynx cat: Why is it inside out?!
Boscha: Are you blackmailing me?
Emira: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer 'extortion'.
Edric: The x makes it sound cool.
Luz: Eda seems to have an unfortunate attraction to crazy men.
King: They were far less crazy before they met her.
King: We need to remember what's important in life.
King: Vengeance, power, friends. or vengeance, friends, power.
King: Doesn't matter, but vengeance come first.
Eda: You know when grown-ups tell you everything's going to be fine, and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?
Gus: Yes.
Eda: Everything's going to be fine.
Hooty: I just need you to be my back-up.
King: I don't do back-up!
Hooty: Just give me half an hour.
King: What am I supposed to do 'til then?
Hooty: Nothing. I just need somebody to know where I am.
King: That is not comforting!
Edric: Can I ask a dumb question?
Amity: Better than anyone I know.
Emperor Belos: There was something that prevented me from having friends when I was a little boy.
Kikimora: What exactly?
Emperor Belos: It must have been my personality.
~ Luz meet Grimm R. Eaper ~
Grimm: I am, by trade, a NECROMANCER! You know what that means, right?
Luz: Uhh, you have sex with dead people?
Grimm: -phile! Necrophile! A necroMANCER can bring the dead TO LIFE!
Eda: Lily, you worry too much.
Lilith: No, I worry exactly the right amount. You can never worry too much!