Audience: (Cheers And Applause)
Chris: Hello everyone and I got recovered after Steven's Question is worth $0.10.
Steven: Why yes that you have.
Chris: Well then, I think that we might had to make sure that even though that we had our last two contestants who each won a thousand dollars and I bet that I could be that it was it able to see that quite that it was not hard to understand it.
Steven: Oh come on Mr. Goodman, even you can't even get to be that hard way to make this assistance.
Chris: Well yes, I think that you may not to think about this and as we all get to noticed that able to see that quite as they get possible noticed, I knew that I might had to make sure that you won't get to make that same mistake ever again.
Steven: I never get to think about that.
Chris: Yes well, (Clears throat) you know, as I get to see that was I was able to go Las Vegas before this season of the show, and I got to have some fun and may I get to tell you that I able to see that-
Rainer: Uh Chris? We need to get back to the game.
Chris: Oh, yes, yes, that's right.
Steven: Yes Chris, I think that we should get back to the game.
Chris: Let's play!
Audience: (Cheers and applause)
Chris: Okay Steven My Boy, here comes your next question is worth $1.00.
$1.00 Question: In the Cartoon "Crying Breakfast Friends", what are these breakfast foods like to do on the show?
A:Cry
B:Dance
C:Panic
D:Lost $1,000.00
Audience: (Laughs)
Steven: Wow, that cartoon takes me back when I was a kid! If I know that show, I would say that show happen to be that can cry, hence the cartoon title show, final answer.
Chris: And that's correct for $1.00.
Audience: (Clapping)
Previous Contestants (Gloria and Annie): (Crying Together)
Rainer: Oh girls.
Chris: I Don't know how you answer that question so quickly but I believe you, and you made even our previous contestants cry.
Audience: (Laughs again)
Chris: anyway, here's the $10.00 question.
$10.00 Question: In the Donald Duck Cartoons, what are the names of his nephews?
A: Huey Dewey And Louie
B: Larry Curry And Moe
C: Bugs Daffy And Elmer
D: Mickey Donald and Goofy
Steven: Look, I'm not going to make sure if I'm going to make it to the next question but if I had to take a guess, I think that it could've gone to better.
Chris: You know you got 3 Lifelines, you can either go for 50-50, Phone-A-Friend or Ask-The-Audience.
Steven: Nah, I just like to play it safe and say that I get to be that I might had to understood that if I could be that simply had to follow, I might get to say Answer "A", final answer.
Chris: Got it for $10.00!
Audience: (Cheers And Applause)
Chris: Okay Steven, Time for your next question is worth $100.00.
$100.00 Question: Which of these cartoons has three inches short on an height itself?
A:Jiminiy Cricket
B:Private Inch
C:Atom Ant
D:Jerry Mouse
Steven: A Cartoon Character who has three inches short on an height itself, huh? Well, I think that it could be that might had to be that it was height that doesn't matter.
Chris: Well, I think that was able to see that quite as they get to be that it was able to find as they get to know of what the question's about to be, but then again, I think that it able to learn as possible.
Steven: You're right, I think that able to see that I'm going with answer "C" Final answer.
Chris: And you're right for $100.00!
Audience: (Cheers and Applause)
Music Cue: Sonic The Hedgehog 1 & 2-1Up Theme
Chris: that music means it's time for the Lightening round and you got a chance to win an extra $25.00! Last season was $10.00 but you know, I like to switch it up a bit, so you only got 30 seconds to get all 10 questions right, so I think that you're going to answer that, so if you don't answer it, You'll get $2.50 for every question you do got right.
Steven: I'm ready for this!
Chris: Okay, let's play!
Music Cue:Who Wants To Be A Millionaire-Let's Play
Chris: The Clock will start after I read the first question, okay? Okay. Now then, What is the name of the little brother from The Buzz On Maggie?
Steven: Pubert.
Chris: Correct! In shapes, how many sides does a triangle have?
Steven: 3
Chris: Correct! According to Puffy Amiyumi Cartoons, What is the name of that crazed Number 1 fan?
Steven: Harmony.
Chris: Correct! In Codename:Kids-Next-Door, what kind of a dog does Hoagie AKA Numbuh 2 eats?
Steven: An Chili Dog!
Chris: Correct! Until Rainer Wolfcastle became the announcer of the show, how many episodes didn't have an announcer yet?
Steven: 6!
Chris: Correct! What is the name of the van from the Nicktoon The Loud House?
Steven: Vanzilla!
Chris: Correct! According to video games, what color is Mario's hat?
Steven: Red!
Chris: Correct! What cartoon was known for driving a van and solve mysteries?!
Steven: Dogcopter!
Chris: Ooh! I'm sorry, that's wrong, the correct answer is Scooby-Doo, but you do got 7 questions right for $2.50 each, so that's an additional $17.50, that's something, right?
Steven: Yeah, I guess I did.
Chris: Your current total is now worth $117.50, so you had to lose everything but the money you made in the lighting round. which reminds me, I think that it's time for the next question is worth $500.00.
$500.00 Question: In the 80s Game Show Press Your Luck, what is the name of the pet yellow dog that Whammy has?
A:Pluto
B:Fang
C:Spike
D:Fido
Steven: You know, I think that we should had to know about this, and as we get to see that I was able to make this as a total story telling.
Chris: Huh?
Steven: but I digress, I think that it might be easier if we had to go with Answer "B", final answer.
Chris: You got right for $500.00!
Audience: (Cheers and Applause)
Music Cue: Who Wants To Be A Millionaire-Let's Play
Chris: Okay Steven, this is it, are you nervous?
Steven: Nah, I had to study like I did when I teach in Little Homeschool.
Chris: I see that it was all real easy, up until now.
Steven: I Think that you could make this as they could noticed as they could this as possible.
Chris: Well if I'm going to end up a perfect episode with all three players ended up with a total of $3,000.00, then I guess that I could be making it so.
Steven: Well if I want to make it to the end, I want to make it to the end with a bang.
Chris: and you indeed that you shall. Let's go for a thousand!
Audience: (Cheers and Applause)
Chris: Okay Steven, this is for all or nothing, expect for the $17.50 you made from the lighting round, so here it is, for $1,000.00, or nothing expect for the lighting money that you made, here's the question.
$1,000.00 Question: Which of the follow doesn't to know about the lost facts of anything that's most expensive then others?
A:Banana Peals
B:Quailman Adventures
C:Bad Wishes
D:Ice Cream Treats
(Steven wide-eyed as he's in shock)
Chris: Wha-wha- What's the matter?
Steven: Oh you should've ask me that question, even if it worth $1,000.00.
Chris: Oh boy.
Steven: I Don't know if I could even be true.
Chris: Why don't you call one of your friends to help you?
Steven: Okay, I would choose to phone a a friend and I would like to call my Connie.
Chris: Okay, I like to know about that. Phone company, please give us Connie on the line.
(Phone ringing)
Connie (On Phone):Hello, Connie Maheswaran.
Steven: Hello Connie, guess what? I'm on the game show called How To Win $1,000.00 Without Really Trying and I'm about to go for $1,000.00, isn't that great?
Connie: No, I think that's awful, I think.
Chris: No, this is really great. Oh, Hello Connie, you look great.
Connie: Wow Steven, you're really on the show! My dad tried to apply but he seem that he failed to impress!
Chris: Okay, I think that we got the picture. That's why he need your help for.
Connie: Okay, what do I do?
Chris: Steven is going to read you the question and the answer as you got 30 seconds to figure it out of which of these answers happen to be the correct answer for $1,000.00, your time starts right now.
Steven: Okay Connie. (Reads Question and answers)
Connie: It's answer "D", it's always ice Cream Treats! You eat cookie cats, and you love them, until they're out of business that is.
Steven: Okay Connie, I trust you.
(Connie Hangs Up)
Steven:...
Chris:...
Rainer:...
Chris: You know I like to make sure that you're going to be that you got 2 lifelines left.
Steven: Okay then, I choose the 50-50 then.
Chris: Okay, Computer, take away those two wrong answers, leaving Steven the incorrect answer and the correct one.
Remaining Answers:
B:Quailman Ad ventures
D:Ice Cream Treats
Steven: I still don't think that this could help, I want to ask the audience.
Chris: Oh you got to be kidding me-
Steven: I want to ask the audience right now!
Chris: Okay okay, Audience, Steven needs your help, on your keypad, vote either "B" or "D", please vote now!
Audience's Voting Results:
A:0%
B:100%
C:0%
D:0%
Chris: 100% of the audience said "B", Quailman adventures. What do you say?
Steven: I'm no fool, I'm going with Connie and said "D", final answer!
Chris: Sorry to disappointed you but, I'm afraid that- the audience is wrong and you are right! it is answer "D"!
Audience: (Cheers and Applause)
Steven: I Knew that the audience took into a wrong turn, I knew it for a few seconds.
Steven Universe's Total Winnings:
$1,017.50
Chris: You just won $1,000.00 and more Importantly, in 15 episodes, never that I had I such a perfect one!
Steven: Gee thanks! I'm glad that you made a perfect episode.
Chris: All three of our contestants have ended up with a thousand dollars each!
Rainer: And to think, I was able to be that quite as I get to be that all three contestants that never get to be that quite simply as they get to be that they could be perfectly successful, I guess that I had to go home and sleep in for the rest of the night.
Chris: Don't you worry Rainer, for a bonus cause, I Think that I'm give you a chance to match all of the contestants' winnings to have money of your own.
Rainer: Really?
Chris: That's right, we given away a full total worth $3,017.50 and I bet that you can win the same money too.
Rainer: All right, I guess that I don't mind if I could match the contestants' winnings.
Chris: Let's go match what the contestants' winnings in total!
Audience: (Cheers And Applause)
Chris: Ok Rainer, for matching this episode's total worth $3,017.50, and the win, here come your question.
$3,017.50 Question: Which of these contestants should've watch "McBain" starring our announcer Rainer Wolfcastle when he had the chance?
A:Gilora Soto
B:Annie Barmley
C:Steven Universe
D:All Of The Above
SXF: Pound Drop
Rainer: What the...? What kind of a sick joke is this?! I didn't get payed for this! Let me out of this question! Let me throw this bomb on behalf on my character McBain! (Throws bomb, then explodes)
Chris: Let me remind you that I can give you $100.00 as your raise!
Rainer: I Can't believe this! I got to get to run around the whole set! (Running all over the set)
Chris: Wow, and so, as a reward with a grand total, excluding our announcer Rainer Wolfcastle, this episode has given away to $3,017.50. ain't it great folks? Wait A Minute, I think that we're getting incoming phone call. Hello, whoever you are, welcome to the Thousandarie show, how may I help you?
Terry: Hello?
Chris: Mom? What are you doing here?
Terry: I just wanted to make sure if you get your underwear clean.
Chris: (Groan) Good night everybody.
Audience: (Laughs, then Cheers And Applause)
Ending Commercial:!Ay Carly (Spanish Dubbed Version)
¡AY Carly!
Carly y Sam Obtienen Trabajo.
Carly: ¡Tenemos Trabajo!
Sam: ¡Yay!
¿Como Matadores?
[screams]
¡AY Carly!
Y Freddie Se Hace Cargo De La Programa. ¡Oh oh!
Freddie: Hola, soy Carly Y yo soy Sam...Y Estoy Confundido.
¡AY Carly!
Y Spencer Se Mete En Agua Caliente.
Spencer: Uh, No Es Agua, Es Sopa.
¡AY Carly!
Todo Y Más En Un Nuevo Episodio De iAY Carly.
¡AY Carly!
Seguido Por Roberto, la esponja cuadrada con pantalones.
SpongeRoberto SquarePants: ¡Ole!
[echoes]
Cast Of Characters
How To Win A Thousand Dollars
Host Chris Goodman
Terry Goodman
It's Pony
Annie Barmley
Pony
Mr. George Barmley
Mrs. Helen Barmely
Big City Greens
Gloria Soto
Cricket Green
Steven Universe
Steven Universe
Connie Maheswaran
Greg Demayo Universe (Mentioned)
Doug Maheswaran (Also Mentioned)
The End
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Thank You.
Closing Note: I Had to repeat the same Mad Commercial Parody, only this time in Spanish, so if you seen the same episode as before, and by that episode, I mean an animated series, Please make that comment too. again, thank you.