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Virgil: How was the dentist?
Scott: Wisdom tooth. I can't eat anything tough, chewy, hot, cold or sweet.
Virgil:…What are you going to eat?
Scott: I will starve.
Virgil: No…I will make a high protein energy shake for you.
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John: How was the dentist?
Scott: Wisdom tooth. I can't eat anything tough, chewy, hot, cold or sweet.
John:…What are you going to eat?
Scott: I will starve.
John: No…you can have a cheese sandwich with the crusts chopped off and cut into little squares. I'll make you some!
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Gordon: How was the dentist?
Scott: Wisdom tooth. I can't eat anything tough, chewy, hot, cold or sweet.
Gordon:…What are you going to eat?
Scott: I will starve.
Gordon: At least you have a good reason not to eat Grandma's dinner tonight…
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Alan: How was the dentist?
Scott: Wisdom tooth. I can't eat anything tough, chewy, hot, cold or sweet.
Alan:…What are you going to eat?
Scott: I will starve.
Alan: Cool.
Bonus:
Scott: How was the dentist?
Virgil: Dentist? What dentist?
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Scott: How was the dentist?
John: He was most polite.
Scott: That's, that's not what I meant.
John: Oh.
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Scott: How was the dentist?
Gordon: He was excellent! He has a huge fish tank, and we discussed tropical fish verse cold-water fish.
Scott: That's not what I meant.
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Scott: How was the dentist?
Alan: *bursts into tears*
Scott: Ok! Ok! I won't make you go on your own again.