Anai 8

Author's note: tfw you're pissed your doctor forgot to refer you over to a psychologist so you can vent about your insanely toxic parents, forgot the MRI referral, forgot to prescribe schizoaffective pills meaning paranoia through the roof fearing people are out to get you so now you have to call or go in person and you don't want to be alone with your dad in the car because he hates you and you're afraid of talking to people and so now you're just hiding in the dark writing bad fanfictions until you feel okay enough to call in tomorrow lmao.

Anai walked into work once again glaring at his boss. He walked over to the pig whom was shaking, fearing another slap and insult. "Your urethra is so undercooked THAT IT LOOKS LIKE AN OVERCOOKED BURNT CHICKEN NUGGET FROM MCDONALDS, YOU FUCK WAGON!" He slapped him.

"WHAT?" Squealed the pig. "HOW ARE YOU EVEN SEEING THAT?"

"YOU'RE NOT FUCKING WEARING PANTS, YOU DISGUSTING SLOB FUCK FACTORY! PUT SOME ON. You disgust me."

Ton ran out the office screaming in embarrassment. He was so rattled by his employee's persistent daily badgering (heh see what I did there) that he forgot to put on pants that morning.

Anai marched over to his desk sighing and started up TextEdit to begin working on Garfield fanfictions while blaring music. "New Modest Mouse out today, huh?" He started listening to it.

Heida nervously walked into the office. He dreaded another day. He had on a helmet, body armor, towels, and a small personal fence. At his desk, he placed the fence around to protect himself making sure Fenneko and Anai were unable to enter.

The badger suddenly turned his head to glare at the hyena making him nervous. He got up still glaring and walked over to the fenced-up hyena to punch it off and then slapped him before returning back to his chair to resume working. "You know, anything that becomes roadkill can be eaten." He said in a threatening manner.

"AAH!" Screamed the hyena as he quickly placed the fence back on to protect himself from Fenneko at least.

Fenneko walked up to Haida with beer in her mouth and spat upon him. "BITCH. YOUR FENCE HAS HOLES."

Haida sobbed.

The next day, Anai sat on the floor of his room going through his mail. "Shit." He muttered. "Fuck these fucking fucktastical fucklord fuckitronic fuckmanic fucking fuck fuck of a fuck bills." He tossed them aside and proceeded to start punching a cereal box and salt. "FUCK SALT!" He screeched. "FUCK MY LIFE!" He chucked the box across the room and went to stomp on it. "CAPTAIN FUCKMASTER CRUNCH FUCKLORD!" He got a broom and slammed it onto the box continuing to kick it around the kitchen floor.

At work, he carried his laptop and walked over to his desk. Ton wasn't present so he had no one to glare at. Abruptly Anai screeched. "THE BOOK I'M WRITING SUCKS!" And he flung his laptop directly at Haida, his fence protecting him from the impact. Then the frustrated badger grabbed a chair and began smashing it against the laptop shattering it. "GOD FUCK DAMN IT! AND NOW I'M OUT OF A LAPTOP BECAUSE I DESTROYED MINE BECAUSE THE BOOK I'M WRITING SUCKS SO FUCKING HARD!" He fell upon the floor curled up into a ball and began crying. "All my stories and fanfictions suck and are cringe stupid self-inserts." A pool of tears formed underneath him.

The coworkers nervously pretended not to notice his usual nervous breakdown as they continued going about their work.

Ton returned to the office wearing pants and quietly sat at his desk hoping Anai wouldn't notice him.

In no time at all, Anai instantly teleported over glaring at him and slapped him. "YOU'RE SO SHAKEN THAT YOU BRING SHAME TO JELLIED BACON MAKING IT LOOK INSTEAD LIKE A BACON MILKSHAKE THAT TASTES LIKE PIGEON ASS, YOU COLOSSAL DISASTROUS CATASTROPHE!"

"You've tasted pigeon ass?" asked Haida.

Anai screeched and flung himself over at the hyena to slap him before proceeding to slap everybody else in the room.