Hiccup woke up feeling better remembering that he had sex with Astrid at the men's springs.
He sighs and begins to pull the covers off to feel weight on his chest and looks down to see Astrid sleeping on his chest and wakes her up.
Astrid yawns waking up and raises up and
moans feeling something and remembers that after drinking three doses of moon tea, they came upstairs to go to bed and change out of their day clothes and she wanted to go to sleep without clothes and lay on Hiccup's chest and then she had Hiccup's member put inside her cervix and they went to sleep.
Hiccup comments "we better get up."
Astrid sighs "fine, but you owe me for this."
Hiccup curious ask "do you get sensitive in your cervix after your orgasm?"
Astrid replies "a little bit, but I don't care because I feel happy with having you inside me now."
She begins to get up when she feels something inside her cervix and ask "Hiccup are you cumming in my womb again?"
Hiccup nervous answers "yes and you need to remove yourself now."
Astrid lifts up to feel her walls tighten around his member keeping him inside her.
After five minutes, her walls loosen around his member and gets up and says "I don't think I had that problem last night when we sex and orgasm three times."
Hiccup sighs "what could it mean?"
Astrid puzzled says "maybe mom would know?"
They head downstairs to see Ingrid sitting at the table with another cup of across from her.
Astrid curious ask "how do you know that we had sex before we went to bed?"
Ingrid smiles "don't know if you decide to have sex before bed or during the day or in the morning.
Just drink moon tea in the morning, lunch and after dinner and you won't be telling us your pregnant unless you want to become pregnant with Hiccup's baby which I hope you two would be married before the baby is born at least, because a baby born out of wedlock is frowned upon, but I'm okay with you two having sex as long as the baby is after your wedding ceremony."
Hiccup smiles I finished my wedding ring, I just have to have Astrid pick out a Deadly nadder to make her wedding ring."
Ingrid and Astrid gaped at him.
He ask "what?"
Astrid curious ask "are you sure you want to marry me even though I can be ruff around you?"
Hiccup smirks "there are still somethings that we have to discuss about after we get married such as wearing wedding clothes and if you want me to customize your clothes for wearing, rules that you want me to follow after our wedding, things that you still want to do that shield maidens do, being bedded."
Ingrid looks at her Hiccup and ask "what got you thinking about all of that?"
Hiccup sighs "because before Astrid learned my secret, she didn't approve of our marriage and I didn't want to make her be angry for the rest of our married lives."
Astrid grins "Hiccup, you make me happy when you think about what I want in our marriage."
Ingrid told them that Stoick and the warriors left for the nest to find it before the ice sets in."
They head out to the arena for dragon training.
They all walk inside the arena.
Tuffnut smirks seeing Astrid holding hands with Hiccup "looks like Astrid is dating Hiccup the useless!"
Ruffnut smirks "she could do better than him."
Astrid let's go of his hand and walks over to twins and says "Hiccup is far better than any other boy here because he wins my heart with his caring about what I like doing everyday without me ever changing my shield maiden routine."
Snotlout walks in and decides to flirt with Astrid "hi babe, I was wondering if you would forget about useless and go on a date with me?"
Astrid punches him in the face "I would never leave Hiccup for a boy like you, trash head."
Hiccup grumbles "when are you going to learn that she doesn't want to date you because she's dating me, snotface?!"
Snotlout scowls "listen here, useless! No one would like to date you because your nothing but a lame blacksmith and Astrid is being hard to get, but soon she will change her mind and realize you got nothing to interrest her!"
Gobber comments "let's get started, today is about staying alive and learning a dragon's blind spot."
Hiccup smirks "they don't even know what will happen."
Gobber ask "Hiccup, where's your dragon at?"
Hiccup smiles "he is" looking around to see an open cage and walks over to the cell door and says "Toothless?"
Toothless gets up and stands at the opening to see what Hiccup wants.
Hiccup ask "does the other dragons know what the new rules are and that I know why they raid the village?"
Toothless nods his head grinning."
Gobber ask "what new rules?"
Hiccup grins "just watch and see what happens?"
Gobber release the nadder from it's cage.
Ruffnut and Tuffnut started running around the maze.
The nadder chirped at the students playing hide and seek.
Astrid hid behind a corner watching the nadder look for the teens.
The nadder found the twins arguing and chirped at them.
Ruffnut complained "go find your own blind spot."
The nadder spit a fire bolt at their shield knocking them down.
Gobber comments "blind spot good. Death spot, not good."
Hiccup tiptoed around to another corner and checks his pocket and says "shoot, I forgot to grab dragon nip from my bedroom."
Astrid whispers "Hiccup!"
Hiccup turn the corner to see Astrid hiding behind a wall with Snotlout on the other side of opening.
The nadder turns around to a voice and slowly walks towards it.
Astrid walks down a path with Snotlout chasing after her.
Snotlout hide behind a corner.
Hiccup follows them and ask "Gobber, do you know how Fishlegs is doin-"
Slam.
Hiccup falls backwards unconscious.
Snotlout scowls "dang it useless! I was hoping it was the nadder I hit!"
He leaves Hiccup unconscious and chase after Astrid.
Gobber ask "Fishlegs is sitting with the twins after dropping his shield and hammer, Hiccup. Hiccup?"
Gobber walks around looking for Hiccup.
Astrid calls "Hiccup?"
She turns around to see Snotlout behind her and ask "wasn't Hiccup behind you Snotlout?"
Snotlout looks behind him and says "maybe the nadder got him?"
Astrid sighs "he trained a Night Fury, so he knows how to calm any dragon down."
She walks towards the path they came from when the nadder chirped at them and breathed before smelling the girl and realized she mated to a boy this morning and is scented with the boy's scent masking her scent.
Snotlout grabs Astrid's arm, swinging her to look at him and kisses her lips and drags her away down a path.
The nadder chirped talking to the Night Fury.
The Night Fury growled back at the nadder who went on a defensive stance and chase after the pair.
Snotlout comments "I think we lost it."
Astrid daze from the sudden kiss lost at what was happening around her with her mind racing.
The nadder chirped again.
Toothless hopped on the wall looking for Astrid.
He finds them and corners them with the nadder's help.
Astrid sighs and says "Toothless, it's okay calm down please?"
Toothless growls at Snotlout.
Gobber yells "HICCUP!" "Someone help Hiccup is unconscious and not responding!"
Snotlout smirks "so babe, after dragon training you want to go on a date tonight?"
Astrid scowls and punches Snotlout in the stomach "that was for kissing me when I'm spoken for!"
The nadder build up a fire bolt to shoot at Snotlout when Astrid tells the nadder "no!"
The nadder swallows the flame and looks at Astrid and chirps.
Astrid lays down her axe and slowly walks to nadder with her hand up and says "it's okay I won't hurt you after coming to my defense. How about I call you Stormfly and if you stay in the cage, leave it open but you can't come out unless me or Hiccup, my mate comes see you both."
Stormfly purred at being petted by Astrid.
Gobber reached Hiccup to see he has a blood bleeding out of a hole in his forehead from a hammer.
Gobber walks to the teens ask "Snotlout, let me see your hammer right now!"
Snotlout hands him his hammer.
Gobber examines it to find spot of blood and says "you dare to try and kill the Chief's son?!"
Snotlout shakes in fear "it was an accident, I was preparing to wrack the nadder and Hiccup ended up coming when I went to swing my hammer."
Astrid grabs him by his neck and scowls "if you don't tell me the truth right now, the Jorgenson bloodline ends with you because I'll cut off your member for trying to kill my husband!"
Snotlout flirts "babe, I like it when your feisty."
Astrid punches Snotlout in the nose.
Gobber takes Snotlout to the cell and throws him in the cell.
Snotlout scowls "my father will beat you for this!"
Gobber scowls "not before the Chief exile you!"
Astrid draggin Hiccup to Gothi.
Gothi sew the wound closed let him rest.
Astrid stayed by his bedside feeding him and giving him cup of water "I'm so sorry, Hiccup that I abandoned you" and begins crying while hugging him. Ingrid walks in the room to see her daughter crying and says "sweetheart?"
Astrid turns to the person who called her name to see her mother and whines "there's a chance Hiccup won't remember anything and he could die from blood force trauma to his brain!"
Ingrid gasped at the news and wraps her in a hug to comfort her.
One day turned into two days before Hiccup slowly opened his eyes.
He looks around to see that he's in Gothi's Hut.
He gets up off the bed and slowly walks out of the hut and walks to the arena to see Toothless.
Toothless tackles Hiccup to the ground smothering him in dragon kisses.
Gobber returned to Gothi's Hut to check on Hiccup to see him gone.
He leaves the hut and runs to Hofferson's house to get help.
Ingrid and Gobber look for Hiccup.
Astrid returned from training in the forest and walks home to see her mother gone.
She steps outside and looks for her mother to see her looking for something and ask "mom, what are you doing?"
Ingrid panics "Hiccup disappeared from Gothi's Hut!"
Astrid worried tells her "I'll go check the dragon arena."
Astrid ran to the arena to see Toothless giving Hiccup a bath and says it's about you woke up from a coma."
Hiccup turns to see Astrid Hofferson smirking at him and ask "talked to Ruffnut some more about how terrible I am as a bad husband choice?"
Astrid gaped and ask "what day do you think it is?"
Hiccup sighs "it's day after I heard you and Ruffnut talk about how horrible I am and reasons to divorce me."
Astrid smiles "you been staying with me and my parents because you had a falling out with your father and we're lovers after we had sex three days ago."
Hiccup gaped "we had sex three days ago?! You said you couldn't stand to be around me let alone have sex with me because I am Hiccup the useless that no buddy wants to marry me!"
Astrid grins a little "that change after I discovered that you trained Toothless which how did you remember Toothless being here?"
Hiccup replies "I didn't know Toothless was here. I came here to figure out how to end the engagement. Did we really have sex?"
Astrid grins "yes and you were amazing in bed but we had sex at the men's springs and then that night we went to sleep with you inside me and in the morning, you orgasm inside."
Hiccup sighs having flashbacks of what happened after eavesdropping on Astrid's conversation with Ruffnut, the villagers treat him as a hiccup because he's worth a slave and his father didn't even care at how much it made him sad.
He widened his eyes and ask "Astrid where's Snotlout?"
Astrid replies "he's in the cell, why?"
Hiccup walks to jail cell and ask "Astrid, what happened after Snotlout knocked me out?"
Astrid nervous answers "he kissed me and dragged me away from the nadder who I named Stormfly" pointing to the nadder that was standing by her cage door.
Hiccup turned to the nadder named Stormfly and says "I'll have to collect some scales that she shedded for your wedding ring."
They walk down to the prison cells to see Snotlout sitting on the stone floor.
Snotlout smirks seeing Astrid and flirts with her "hey babe, I was wondering if you would come see me and tell Gobber to release me so we can go on our date."
Hiccup scowls "there won't be a date because when the Chief and the warriors return, I'll demand him ship you to Bog Burglars Tribe to learn about respecting women and you won't return until after winter and if they deny it then I'll do it myself and they can fuck off and so can your father, you little shit."
Snotlout gaped in shock "your awake?! Maybe I should have wracked you again to make sure you died!"
Hiccup grins "you would have everyone die after killing me."
Snotlout ask "what do you mean?"
Hiccup grins "protocol for Toothless to break the other dragons free and then they destroy every house, shelter farm lands livestock trees until Berk is barren and the Hoffersons family,Gothi, Gobber get transported to Bog Burglars Tribe to live while everyone else starves to death for killing me and if you kill Toothless, then no one will be able to kill the Queen dragon at the nest because I'll befriend another dragon and burn Berk to the ground. You can start calling me the Dragon Lord or Dragon Prince."
They leave the cell with Snotlout gaping in shock.