(A/N) Someone noticed the Princess Bride reference and picked to see the Kage next! So here we are. I made the Mizukage Yagura cause I don't know who it would be, and I'd rather see Yagura get beaten up then Terumi. And in my defense, I don't know how to write fights, so I skipped a good bunch of it.
Mitoko had been having a wonderful time thank you very much, although watching one of her genin having her leg mostly and forcefully amputated hadn't been fun. Fortunately, the girl was getting care immediately, and she could see several Iyashino's she knew leave the audience presumably to go care for her. Hopefully, she'd be alright. She'd better or she was going to attempt murder on the Kazekage for letting his jinchuuriki get that unstable.
"Well that was entertaining," Yagura, the Mizukage currently, said imperiously, and apparently uncaring that a genin just had their leg amputated via sand.
"If my genin dies you're dying too," Semari threatened calmly to the Kazekage, who was sitting next to her, with Yagura on his other side, and the Hokage sitting on Mitoko's right.
"You have some of the best medics in the Elemental nations, do you not?" he asked mockingly. "If they can't save her then wouldn't that be your fault?"
"You're the one who cannot control your jinchuuriki," Mitoko commented cooly. "We don't even have one, and yet we could easily control yours better than you could."
"Not all of us have great sealmasters every time a child is born," the Kazekage huffed. "And not all of us have generations of inborn sealing knowledge."
"If you asked we would've sent over a proper seal for him so he didn't go insane just because you wanted to turn your son into a weapon," Semari sniped. "We aren't nearly as stingy with our seals as you think."
"Considering you stole some of our islands, I believe they were warranted in not wanting your help," the Mizukage said, looking almost insulted.
"You tried to wipe us out," Mitoko said, giving him an even look. "We took our revenge. The islands were grateful to get out from under your rule anyway. We've accepted thousands of refugees running from your bad decisions."
"Not our fault if you can't hold onto your own people and islands," Semari agreed, narrowing her eyes as the feathers started falling. "What is this?"
"A massacre," the Kazekage snapped, golden sand rising from around him and quickly just straight up chucking the nearby ANBU away.
Mitoko leaped to her feet, closely followed by her wife. She watched with narrowed eyes as a dark blue barrier formed around the Kage area. This had been planned. The barrier would take some time to bring down, and the two enemy Kage were likely counting on being able to murder her, her wife, and the Hokage in the time before her jounin took the barrier down.
Well they weren't about to go down without a fight. The Hokage may be almost 70, while she and Semari were getting close to 60 themselves, but they could still put up a good fight. 60 was nothing to an Uzumaki who could live up to 100 without incident.
"Good luck," Mitoko replied to his previous comment. "Our jounin won't let anything happen. Konoha will rebuild and recover and you won't wipe it out if anyone has anything to say about it."
"We have something to say about it," Rasa growled, the golden sand lunging for Mitoko and Semari, who dodged easily.
"Then we won't let you have a say," Hiruzen barked, biting down on his thumb. Both Mitoko and Semari were signed on with the Krakens, who wouldn't be much help on a rooftop, so Hiruzen was the only one who could use his summoning contract here.
"Oh I think we will," Yagura said, as one of the massive walls surrounding Konoha came down with a massive crash and Mitoko could just barely see nin flooding in. The sector was immediately set upon by the chuunin of Konoha, evacuating every civilian they could grab.
"I think you'll see just how eager my jounin are to fight your invasion off," Semari replied, rubbing through a sequence of hand seals, spitting out four water bullets, two for each kage. Yagura simply allowed the bullets to hit his staff and dissipate harmlessly, and Rasa blocked them with his sand.
"We still remember the attempt at massacring our village," Mitoko added, doing a set of hand seals of her own. Not for a jutsu, no, she was going to make a barrier to contain the kage fight to this rooftop. There wasn't anything to gain by a wider area, except maybe collateral damage. Mitoko could always take down the barrier anyway.
The barrier went up, a dark translucent green that obscured most of the outside and extended a long way up into the sky.
"You've just trapped yourselves in with us!" Rasa shouted triumphantly.
"Actually," Semari added as Hiruzen hefted his staff. "My wife trapped you in here with us."
"You're old and out of your prime," Yagura sneered. "He's practically senile already!"
"He may be out of his prime," Semari said, looking at Mitoko and doing a specific set of hand seals. A flood. Mitoko mirrored her seals, and together they summoned up a literal flood of water, flooding the area they were in. "But we aren't."
Hiruzen wouldn't have an issue, he was old but he had enough chakra to keep up a fight and waterwalk at the same time. He had a fair amount of chakra, even for a shinobi.
Rasa sacrificed some of his dust to fly above the flood, and Yagura simply stood on the surface. The area was still too small to summon any sort of properly sized battle kraken, since all of them were meant for open ocean, where they had all the space in the world. It didn't matter though, they'd survive without a giant kraken complicating things.
"Our turf now," Mitoko said triumphantly. After all, Kushina had to get her cockiness from somewhere, and it certainly wasn't from Semari.
"You are not the only person from a water locked nation," Yagura growled, narrowing his eyes and summoning up a water dragon, which was handily avoided by everyone.
In the end, someone(it was Rasa) had put a sword through Hiruzen's gut, and another someone(Yagura) pulled some weird coral stuff to kill him completely.
"So should I be like, concerned?" Semari wondered to her wife, slapping a chakra disrupting seal down onto Yagura's forehead. "Like about him? It is kind of his fault about the whole Naruto thing."
"Nah you're fine. We can not bother caring about his death," Mitoko decided, concentrating and sealing away the entire lake of water they'd made earlier. It'd be dumped in an actual lake or maybe just the ocean later. Mostly just so it didn't flood Konoha on top of the rest of the damages they could see had happened. "At least look sad when we announce it though, it'd be rude not to. Alright I'm dropping the barrier."
Semari nodded, double checking Rasa and Yagura's pulses. Still steady. They'd send them home with the remaining living troops from their respective villages. If there were any, it was very possible there wouldn't be. In that case they'd probably just send Uzushio shinobi to drop off Yagura and Konoha shinobi to drop off Rasa. Although whether he'd get his son back was another matter.
Now they had islands from Kiri, a jinchuuriki from Suna, now they just needed something from Kumo and they'd be golden. Revenge on all of the nations that tried to destroy their village. Oh well, it'd have to wait. For now, they had some clean-up to do.
(A/N) Alright! The stadium and Shukaku to go, then we do the Aftermath. Currently it ends after that, although if anyone feels like suggesting an arc to do after that, be my guest. And I felt like murdering Hiruzen, so he dead now.