Warning: Some inappropriate moments in this one-shot, so reader's discretion is advised!
Cho Chang and Tracey Davis
It was an early afternoon of June 23, 1994 (2:00 PM to be exact) and Harry Potter was getting whacked on the back with a belt by Uncle Vernon, yelled at by Aunt Petunia, and kicked in the stomach by Dudley. That was because Dudley and his best friend, Piers Polkiss, caused some trouble when they were out in London to celebrate Dudley's fourteenth birthday party and Dudley having made it a week and a half into his diet. Harry had to tag along because his sitter, Mrs. Figg, was sick with a virus and she couldn't watch him. So the Dursleys reluctantly allowed 'the freak' to tag along to London with them. They had taken Dudley and Piers to an arcade centre half an hour or so before lunch. It was about an hour into the arcade visit when Dudley and Piers decided to wreck havoc, but they blamed Harry for it as usual. Despite speaking up to defend himself, Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia deliberately ignored that. After Piers left to return home, the Dursleys took to dealing out their respective forms of punishment for Harry, making sure it would be as relentless as possible. A knock at the front door was heard, with the Dursleys stopping what they were doing and Aunt Petunia answering the door
'Stupid kids wasting our time!' thought Petunia as she checked everywhere
After finding nobody at the door, Petunia slammed the door shut and returned to the living room to continue helping in 'punishing the freak.' What nobody realized was that two girls had jumped the wall leading into the backyard and were now climbing up the wall in the backyard, opening the window that was Harry's room, and climbing in. Upon hearing footsteps in the hallway, everyone stopped beating Harry and listened. All too quickly, the visitors arrived in the living room. When he came to after a moment or so in a semiconscious state, Harry looked up in the direction of the visitors and saw a familiar black-haired asian girl (who Harry immediately recognized as Cho Chang) and a brown-haired girl with shoulder-length brown hair and cobalt-blue eyes (who Harry recognized as Tracey Davis, a Slytherin girl in his year). Vernon and Petunia felt their limbs trembling with rage as they glared at the girls while Dudley was eyeing them with a lustful expression on his face.
'Excellent timing!' thought Harry, feeling that anymore beatings would knock him out-cold.
He was surprised to see what the girls were wearing. Cho and Tracey were dressed in short-sleeve leotards, ankle-length leggings, and martial arts shoes. Cho's leotard was blue and her leggings were bronze to represent the colours of Ravenclaw House, while Tracey's leotard was green and her leggings were silver to represent the colours of Slytherin House. Both of the girls had their hair in tight buns. Dudley continued staring at the girls with lust in his eyes, with Cho and Tracey ignoring him. Instead, the girls were looking over at Harry and over to the Dursley parents repeatedly for several minutes.
"What is the meaning of this?" growled Vernon, his face turning purple in pure rage.
"To take Harry with us and have him leave you permanently," Cho revealed Vernon and Petunia. "But first, Trace and I have some bones to pick with you and your son."
"About what?" asked Petunia, trying to keep her collywobbles in check (but with mixed results, due to her voice cracking).
"It all started the day after the quidditch match Harry and I played each other," Cho began explaining. "Tracey and I joined him for breakfast at his house table, much to the anger of his bottomless-pit friend, Ronald, as he started calling Tracey an evil snake just for being in Slytherin. Granger started accusing me of using my beauty to make Harry lust after me. Even when Trace and I proved that we didn't intend to harm Harry, his so-called best friends got all furious and threw punches at us, with the Weasley girl joining in while shrieking to us that Harry was her's. After Trace and I overpowered Granger and the two youngest Weasleys, we asked Harry to join us at my house table to get better acquainted. We were some of the few students at Hogwarts to see Harry for just Harry and not as the Boy-Who-Lived, unlike his so-called best friends and the little redhead bint who was obsessively determined to marry her hero. After Harry explained his problem of not having permission to visit Hogsmeade on some weekends, Trace and I would go to Honeydukes anytime it was a Hogsmeade weekend and purchase some candy where the three of us could split it all into equal shares while going to secluded areas to continue hanging out with one another."
"We even wrote to our respective parents to ask them if Harry could spend the Easter holidays with us," Tracey started telling her part of the story. "So Harry spent Easter with me and my family, with Cho and her family coming over because she, Harry and myself eventually became almost inseparable. Granger and the two youngest Weasleys would even try fighting Cho and myself to 'take back what was rightfully theirs,' as they would put it. But they'd always underestimate me and Cho to the point where they just ended up humiliating themselves. After finding out about the Quidditch World Cup taking place sometime in mid-August, Cho and I told Harry that we would go over a plan to get him out of here for good. We knew where he was because my dad and Cho's mum both work for the ministry and we were told about Harry getting a warning for using underage magic a couple summers ago and Harry somehow inflating Marge, that one he told us about. Once we were ready, we took the Knight Bus here and asked the driver to stop at the end of the street to ensure that you two and your grossly-fat whale of a son of yours wouldn't see this coming."
"But... But...!" Petunia stammered. "What... What do... do those outfits have to do with you taking the boy away?"
"Trace and I always wear something like this when we're practicing martial arts," stated Cho. "Some people even looked at us weird when we were on the Knight Bus or walking down the street, but otherwise they didn't say anything. We also didn't care if we were getting strange looks from the passersby."
"So that means you two are... are going to fight us that way?" asked Vernon, utterly terrified.
"That's right, you insensitive walrus," Tracey informed the Dursleys with a smirk on her face. "Now's the time to get your just desserts for your cruel and unjust treatment towards Harry."
Harry tried getting up into a sitting position on the floor, which was somewhat difficult because he was still in pain from the beatings he got moments ago, but luckily he was able to get into the sitting position. Vernon attempted to punch Cho in the jaw, but the asian girl quickly dodged it and began using some kung-fu moves on the Dursley patriarch before punching him in the nose and kicking him in the groin, knocking Vernon out-cold. Tracey took on Petunia and easily knocked the Dursley matriarch out. Once the adult Dursleys (who had some bruises on their faces) were knocked out, Cho and Tracey turned their attention to Dudley (who still had the same lustful expression on his face). Then with another smirk on her face, Tracey (intending to use some of Slytherin cunning) walked in front of Dudley leaning against the wall in the dining room before turning around and started grinding him. Dudley felt himself getting turned on as Tracey continued rubbing her arse against his crotch area, he even widened his eyes as Tracey kept at it for five solid minutes. Then she pushed Dudley onto a dining room chair, allowing Cho the opportunity to give Dudley a lap dance. Harry widened his eyes in surprise to see a bulge within Dudley's trousers. Coming to his senses, Harry looked down at the ground to avoid any temptations. Suddenly, the smell of semen filled the room as Dudley felt his trousers soaking with the fluid that was ejaculating from his manhood. After five solid minutes of giving Dudley the lap dance, Cho walked away as she and Tracey examined Dudley's trousers.
"Ohhhhhh noooooo!" Dudley responded in a high-pitch voice, as he looked down and saw the mess that was on his trousers.
Cho and Tracey were laughing themselves silly at Dudley's reaction over what had happened to him. Tracey got out a chloroform rag and put it over Dudley's mouth and nose, knocking him out-cold. Then the girls whipped their wands out and obliviated the Dursleys. Then they walked to Harry still looking down at the ground.
"Is it safe to look now?" asked Harry.
"Yes, Harry." said Cho and Tracey in unison.
"Let's get your stuff packed up as soon as possible," said Cho. "Those crazy relatives of yours will only be out-cold for so long."
"Cho and I modified their memories," Tracey informed Harry. "They won't remember us being here. That charm is one of those charms the Improper Use of Magic Office overlooks, since muggles finding out about our world is something that pure-blood supremacists want to avoid at all costs. Plus, the use of the obliviating charm in this case was an emergency."
"That's not all, Harry," Cho revealed with a smirk. "My family has a house elf named Fergus. Once we pack your stuff packed up, I'll call for the elf to take the Dursleys' out-cold bodies and apparate them over to a place unfamiliar to them. That way they can be homeless for who-knows-how-long."
Harry nodded his head to show that he understood. Then he opened the cupboard door to get his school trunk while the girls returned to his room to get his clothes and Hedwig's empty cage (since she was out flying). Harry came up and showed the girls the loose floorboard under his bed. He pulled it up to reveal his schoolwork, last years birthday presents, and some cakes from Sirius. Harry saw this as an opportunity to try to get his godfather a trial. After the last of Harry's stuff was packed, Cho called for Fergus to take Harry to her house with his stuff, come back and get Tracey and herself, then to take the Dursleys' out-cold bodies and apparate them to a secluded area somewhere in Ireland. After getting Harry, Cho, and Tracey back to safety, Fergus returned to Privet Drive and grabbed Vernon's body to apparate him first, then he came back to the same to Petunia, and then to Dudley. Fergus apparated the Dursleys to different locations in Ireland. Then the house elf apparated away. The Dursleys were going to be in for a nasty surprise when they regained consciousness, especially to see that they were now separated from one another. For Harry, he was now free from his relatives' reign of terror for good, with two wonderful girls there to help him out and be with a loving and caring family. For once, luck was on his side.
The End!
Author's note 1: I'd like to give a shoutout to the user 'highlander348' for suggesting that Cho and Tracey come to Harry's rescue, beat the Dursleys black and blue, have the Dursleys' memories erased, and have them be homeless.
Author's note 2: Another one-shot complete. I'm going to let you imagine the ensuing chaos the Dursleys will face once they regain consciousness. Which girl should Harry be paired with in the next one-shot? Please let me know in a review or a PM. As always, ideas are greatly appreciated, happy reading!