Lyric Prank: Kill Yourself (Bo Burnham)

Pranksters: Lincoln

Audience: Loud sisters

World: Loud-Verse Earth-LCGC1 (Loud-Casa Groupchat Prime)

AN: This one is a bit serious and the maker of this song is a comedian that also experienced these mental symptoms. Please read with discretion or Parental Guidance. This will be a serious topic, trust me. I'm dealing with the same problem. As the title suggest, this is both comedic yet something sad to talk about. Without further ado, leave a like, review/request, follow and I hope you enjoy. God Bless, Stay Safe and Peace/Shalom!

-Begin Conversation-

Lori: Sibling meeting!

Luna: Yo! What's up?

Luan: The ceiling, the sky, clouds, the roof… There's a lot of things up, ya know. Hahahaha! Lol, geddit?

Lynn Jr: Not funny, Luan.

Leni: She's right though.

Lisa: For once, I agree. But I digress, what is it that the eldest sister wants to discuss?

Lori: Thank you, Lisa. So any plans on what to do to spend the weekend? Frankly, the mall had been too much and it's getting boring to do it over and over again.

Luna: I second that, sis. We've been going there so many times, it's getting too out of our rhythm.

Lucy: As much as I would want another book series for my Horror and poem collection, I agree that we'd been going to the mall far too much.

Lana: There's nothing really new on the animal store.

Lola: Nothing latest to the makeup department either. Hey… where's Lincoln?

Lucy: We've not noticed him yet he's here. How could we forget that?

Lori: He's probably thinking on having us go to comic book stores. Of that, we can't agree since we have different opinions about that.

Leni: Linky? Are you there?

Lori: Do you got something to say, twerp?

Lincoln: Have you ever felt sad or lonely?

Lucy: Yes.

Lynn Jr: Except for you, Lucy. You always feel that way.

Lola: I mean, sometimes yes. But doesn't everyone?

Lincoln: Have you ever felt two feet tall?

Luan: Like Lisa?

Lisa: Hey!

Lynn Jr: Pfffftttt, oh that's a classic.

Lincoln: Have you ever thought, "Man, if only I was anybody else at all"?

Luna: Bro, you good?

Lori: What's with you today, Lincoln?

Lincoln: They like to kick you when times get rough.

Leni: Lincoln… are you okay?

Lori: …

Lincoln: And you give your all but it's not enough

Leni: Don't say that. You're enough for us.

Luna: Yeah bro, we care about you.

Lincoln: And sticks and stones might break your bones. But words can break your heart.

Lori: Link… I'm sorry, okay.

Luan: You're sorry? For what?

Lori: I dunno! I said something that might have made him sad. I promised to stop being too mean since we rarely ever spend time since my moving out.

Leni: Lori.

Lori: Lincoln, if you want to go to the comic store, okay. I'll take you there. Anything to make you stop thinking that I'm the "worst sister ever". Okay!?

Luna: Dang! Forgot about that. He did put you there.

Lynn Jr: I did read that right when I saw it.

Lincoln: But if you don't know where to go, I'll show you where to start.

Lucy: Maybe I can get help from my depression.

Lincoln: Kill yourself.

Luan: Whoa, okay that is dark!

Lana: Linky?

Lola: I… ah… too gloomy? Is Linky becoming like Lucy?

Lucy: One could only hope.

Luna: Oh no, you don't!

Lisa: While that one is uncalled for, can we address the part that Lincoln is showing symptoms of depression and mental illness.

Leni: NO! Linky's sick! He's gonna turn into a psycho.

Lisa: Not all mental illness go that way, Leni. They sometimes become extremely melancholic.

Leni: What's that?

Lisa: Too sad like Lucy.

Leni: Oh, still though.

Lori: Lincoln…

Lincoln: It'll only take a minute and you'll be happy that you did it.

Luna: No you won't! Nobody should kill themselves! Trust me! Bennington happened!

Lincoln: Just go over to your oven and shove your head in it.

Lola: Someone pick us up.

Lana: It's scaring me.

Lynn Jr: No!

Lincoln: Kill yourself.

Lucy: I mean, if you insist.

Lori: DON'T YOU DARE!

Luna: NO!

Leni: NO!

Lincoln: Really, you should do it.

Luan: Maybe we should stop for now and attend to him?

Lynn Jr: Ya think!?

Lucy: Don't worry, I won't kill myself. It's joke, relax.

Luan: Too dark for my taste!

Leni: Thank goodness.

Lincoln: There's really nothing to it. Just grab a mug and chug a cup of lighter fluid.

Lori: Lincoln! Talk to us. We can sort this out!

Leni: Did the Heathers did that?

Luna: You mean they did the drain fluid?

Lincoln: Okay, now I feel like you've pulled back.

Lynn Jr: Yeah…

Lincoln: Maybe it's on account of the fact that I'm telling you to kill yourself over and over again.

Lola: yeah, what's wrong Linky?

Lincoln: I'm just trying to make a simple point. That these.. that life's toughest problems don't have simple answers.

Lisa: I see. He's advocating mental health awareness.

Lincoln: You shouldn't just be brave.

Lucy: You shouldn't just roar.

Lincoln: You shouldn't kill yourself.

Luan: Somehow, I feel like I've heard of this.

Lisa: Finally, something is making sense. Like I said, advocating mental health awareness. But do try to make the statement subtle or you could offend someone because of it.

Lincoln: But I understand that, It's a sensitive subject and you're probably just hearing me say that. And I've dealt with s- I don't wanna be insen-

Leni: It's okay, Linky. We understand.

Lincoln: Look, I sound unempathetic.

Luna: We get it dude.

Lincoln: I sound mean and rude.

Lana: Like Lori or Lola?

Lola: HEY!

Lori: No, they're right. Still, hey!

Lucy: Suicide is an epidemic

Lincoln: And I don't want to be misconstrued

Lynn Jr: We get the point, Lincoln. And Lucy, too.

Lucy: Signs of depression go overlooked

Lori: Of that, I literally agree.

Lincoln: So if you're depressed. Then you need to book a therapy session. Talk about your depression. And let a professional hear it.

Lisa: Well, I didn't get my PhD and MD for nothing. I can be your therapist if you'd like. No worries, no experiments.

Lynn Jr: Since when are you good with feelings?

Lisa: I got a PhD and I want to ensure that psychological, emotional and mental health issues are advocated. It is as important as physical health, Lynn.

Lucy: But if you search for moral wisdom in Katy Perry's lyrics, then… Kill yourself.

Leni: That's like, harsh and mean.

Lincoln: It won't be painful.

Lucy: If you are able. to give a little kiss to an oncoming train, you'll kill yourself.

Lisa: And thus we're back to square one of mental illness. For Lucy, it's just her goth style. For Lincoln, this is something we have to address properly.

Lincoln: It's over, mull it.

Lucy: There's the trigger, pull it.

Luna: No! Don't you dare go Cobain on us, bruh!

Leni: He has a gun?

Lori: No, he does not! And Mom, Dad and I won't allow it!

Lincoln: Get it through your head, "it" being a bullet.

Lola: Mommy!

Lana: Mom! Help Linky!

Lucy: Stick your tongue in a plug

Lincoln: Suck a pipe of exhaust

Lucy: Make some toast in the tub

Luan: Oh… I get it.

Luna: What?

Luan: Nail yourself to a cross.

Lori: LUAN! That's so insensitive! Especially to religious devotees!

Luan: Sorry. To be fair, my BF Benny is from a religious background but he's not offended by it. He does hate Nazi jokes.

Lucy: Hold your breath 'til it's gone

Lincoln: Drink a gallon of mace

Lisa: They're really listing ways of suicide.

Luan: Be gay in Iran.

Luna: Hey!

Lynn Jr: Guilty?

Luna: No… but, still.

Lisa: We know your intimated relation with Samantha Sharp. No need to hide. Although what Luan said is true so both you girls cannot go anywhere at Middle East Asia.

Luan: Let Oprah sit on your face.

Lisa: I really suggest to not list ways of ending one's life. It's mortifying.

Lynn Jr: Try switching rooms with me! Then you'll see.

Lincoln: Jump off of a bridge.

Lucy: Skinny dip in a flood

Leni: Ew. No! Like that's disgusting.

Lana: I would.

Lola: No! You won't!

Lori: I second that!

Lincoln: Sky dive attached to a fridge.

Lynn Jr: That's… too extreme to be a challenge. No, I'd rather not.

Lucy: Drink a Haitian guy's blood.

Leni: There's vampires in Hawaii?

Lisa: Leni… Haitian is from Haiti. Not Hawaii.

Lincoln: Break into the zoo. Give the tiger a shove.

Lola: Sounds like something Lana would do.

Lori: This isn't something to joke about!

Luan: Eat a Phillips head screw.

Lincoln: Marry Courtney Love.

Lynn Jr: Who's that?

Luna: Cobain's ex that is said to be a part of why he click-clacked himself.

Lincoln: Sorry about that. I just wanna address mental health issues because a writer friend of mine is in deep trouble with this issue. Especially now in times of crisis. If anyone is having issues such as these, you're free to talk to someone and sort this problem out. Know you are loved and worthy of love. God Bless.

Lisa: Impressive message, dearest brother. I couldn't agree more. Although your approach was quite a bit worrisome since one might get the wrong message.

Lori: Lincoln, talk to me, okay! We love you so much. I don't want you to think anything that makes you feel depressed. I know I'm not a perfect sister… or a perfect person. But we'll try to love each other no matter what. We always do and you know that.

Leni: We love you Linky!

Lola: Don't ever feel sad again, Linky! Promise?

Lana: Yeah, don't feel sad okay! We love you!

Luan: It was a lyric prank. Bo Burnham's song from his comedy routine.

Lynn Jr: Does it really matter!? Lincoln's not going to be another Lucy. You may think this is a prank but no one is killing themselves ever!

Lucy: I may be dark and brooding but just the thought of losing Lincoln is too scary for my taste.

Lily: *Fenton Fox Gif*

Luna: See!? Even Lily want to give her Fox jingle to cheer you up.

Lincoln: Thanks guys. Hey would you mind if I get one self-help book. And for my friend too.

Lori: I guess we're going to the mall then.

Luna: Anything for our little bro.

Leni: Yeah! For cheering Linky!

Lincoln: Thanks. Maybe next time we could do something else. I have something in mind. For now, let's go buy that book.

-END-

AN: So, I did this one because Bo Burnham is a funny comedian. And this song is quite relatable so… yeah. I suggest to those in need of help to call the hotline or talk about their anxiety and/or depression or get therapy! Don't take drastic measures! I know, I wouldn't.

Questions for this fic:

Is there a meme you guys wanted for this group chat?

(Also Help me with the nicknames. Sometime they're not so creative and very generic.)

Anyways, if you had questions. Feel free to PM me or do it in the reviews. I'll answer them. I always will.

Once again, Thanks you, leave a like, review/request, follow and I hope you enjoy. God Bless, Stay Safe and Peace/Shalom!