The Postal Dude sat tied up in the living room of the Griffin household. Rob Zombie, who was responsible for tying him up, was forcing him to watch erotic videos of his wife, Sheri Moon Zombie.

"See how hot my wife is in this scene?" Rob asked as a scene of his wife in House of 1000 Corpses played.

The Dude said nothing.

"...Well then." Rob skipped to another video. "This is my wife with two guys I paid to have sex with her."

The Dude still said nothing, as he died more and more on the inside with every passing second. Rob sighs and skips to another video.

"And this is me licking the cum of a big black guy out of my wife's pussy. Makes you want to have sex with my wife? Hmmm?"

"This makes me want to 'Press k to end it all'." The Dude replied.

Rob Zombie clenched his fist.

"Well, if this video of my wife getting a train run on her doesn't convince you to have sex with her, then I'll have to show you 50 more!"

"...Fuck." The Dude blurted out.

Rob got turned on by this.

"Fuck?! Like fucking my wife?!"

Rob pulled his cock out and began masturbating. All while a video of Rob's wife getting stuffed by 20 small Asian cocks played at max volume. Words could not describe the exact emotions rapidly swimming around in the Postal Dude's head.

"This is somehow worse than that time when I witnessed Nicole Watterson from 'The Amazing World of Gumball' cock and ball torture Josh Redgrove and Parker Dinkleman from 'Mr. Meaty'."

CUTAWAY GAG

The Postal Dude entered his local mall, after having one of those days.

"God, I can't believe I got jumped by that Seth MacFarlane cult again. Where in the fuck does that kid in the yellow shirt keep getting all those advanced gadgets?" The Dude said out loud, to himself.

The Dude made his way to the local Mr. Meaty for some meat. (Not in a gay way though, that would be gay.) He saw Gumball Watterson from 'The Amazing World of Gumball', looking quite pissed off. This was already a red flag for the Dude but decided his day couldn't possibly get any weirder.

"Why so mad kid? They not serving food for some hopefully normal and understandable reasons?"

Gumball looked up at the Dude and pointed to the fry cook area in the back of the establishment.

"One of the employees called my mom a Milf, and she went ballistic!" Gumball explained, sounding more annoyed than mad. "All I wanted was a burger, but my mom's anger issues ruined that too!"

"...How bad?" The Dude asked, assuming the absolute worst.

Gumball crossed his arms.

"Go have a look for yourself."

The Dude decided he had nothing better to do, and jumped over the counter. What he saw going on would have left him in shock if his life had already not been so fucked up.

"AAAHHHHHHHH!" Josh Redgrove and Parker Dinkleman cried out in unison as their cocks and balls were forced into a deep fryer.

"YOU TWO SHOULDNT BE TALKING TO A MOTHER LIKE THAT!" Nicole roared, as she held them down.

The Dude couldn't stop staring, even though he wanted nothing more than to leave. Nicole eventually took notice.

"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!? THIS IS A COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED REACTION!"

"...Nothing, I lost my appetite." The Dude replied, before quickly leaving.

He didn't bother telling security, as Nicole would have more than likely just torture them too. No reason to ruin anyone else's day.

END OF CUTAWAY GAG

Rob Zombie was now pegging himself with a dildo that was attached to a board with a picture of his wife's face taped to it. Rob had also plugged in a speaker, causing the videos of his wife to be so loud that they shook the entire house.

The Dude was starting to lose hope and wondered if having sex with his wife was actually the better option. What the Dude didn't know was that the speaker was about to be Rob's undoing.

"What in the bloody hell is going on down here!?" Stewie demanded to know while walking downstairs.

Rob and the Dude looked over at the football-headed baby.

"I am trying to convince this man to have sex with my wife. He's making this unnecessarily difficult!" Rob Zombie explained.

Stewie had no words for what he was seeing in front of him.

"I didn't consent to any of this." The Dude added, sounding mentally exhausted.

Stewie was practically radiating with rage.

"WHY DOES WEIRD SHIT ALWAYS HAVE TO HAPPEN HERE?!"

Stewie grabbed a nearby golf club and approached Rob. Rob attempted to run, but the dildo was stuck in his ass. Before he could beg for his life, Stewie whacked him over the head. Rob died a few seconds later.

"Thanks! That was one of the most satisfying things I've seen in a while." The Dude praised.

Stewie quickly untied the Dude.

"Just get out of here. I'm in no mood to talk."

The Dude couldn't really blame him.

"Say no more. I'm ready to get this day over with."

The Dude ate some fast food he had in his jacket and left. Stewie spent the rest of his day disposing of Rob Zombie's body. Any plans he had that day were ruined.