Aftermath Intro*
(Replays scenes from the eliminate contestants!)
Afthermathematics Intro*
(Mews Dramatic Action Intro aka this:
Many slightly rusty and beaten up cámaras come from many hidden places one even pushes Weedle up and pushes Goob Goob out of a tree, then Mew starts rolling.
(Hey mom and dad i am doing fine, you guys are always on my mind!)
We see Mew riding a golf cart with many carts and characters connected,the players in the carts were Heatmoar, Durant, Drifloon, Yanma, Squirtle, Trump, Riolu and a Dragonite?
(You asked me what i wanted to be, and now i think the answer is clear to see)
Then as they pass some film lots we go into the aquatic one and dive into the pool, we see a sleeping Munchlax who farts into the mouth of a Sharpedo, who the coughs.
(I wanna be famous!)
We see Lunatone dodge some Goob Goobs as he is riding a surf board but then is hit by a Goob Goob and is sent flying away.
(I wanna live close to the sun!)
The person who was shooting them was Druddigon who laughs at Lunatone, Eevee looks at him disappointed before she kissed him. Magby looked uncomfortable and Joltik was being just silly.
(So go pack your bags cause I've already won!)
We get out of the film lot dodging a Elmo and see Tynamo with sunglasses tanning next to sharks, she lowers her glasses a bit and winks.
(Nothing to lose and everything in my way!)
Dusclops is putting some make up on when one accidentally sprays his only eye making Dusclops be in pain and then glare.
(I swear I'll get there one day~ Cause-)
We see Jigglypuff trying to hit Volcarona with a dueling stick but Volcarona just pushed her away with a gust. Jigglypuff falls into a pot, the Pumpkingking looks around and leaves, then For sprays the pot with his hidden recipe and Munna looks bored.
(I wanna be famous!)
Vespiqueen is in a lot with Numel she looks at a button and presses it cause an explosion and making Numels bored face turn into a nervous one.
(Na na na na na naaaa, Na Na Na Na Naa, Na Na Na Na Na Naaaa, Na Na Na!)
We see Cyndaquil alone, then Togepi comes near him and waves at the camera, a giant elmo roars at them but Togepi roars back and begins to chase the elmo.
(I wanna be, i wanna be! I wanna be famous!!!!)
She passes a rusty and dusty limousine and inside is Chandelure she is seen smiling as she was talking to Grotle then he gives you pass as many random people are taking pictures of you and asking for your autograph as you walk the red carpet.
(I want to be! I want to be! I want to be famous!!!!!)
Then we see Mew holding a Golden Envelope as Pumpkingking as boobs, disappointing Mew. The video glitched and we are teleported to the Afthermathematics where Ninetales and Suicunte were about to kiss but then stopped and looked nervous as all the players that appeared in this intro started whistling.
(intro End)
Afthermathematics Intro*
Cheers!
"Welcome to our final Afthermathematics show! I am your host Suicune!" She said.
"And my name is Ninetails the Co-Host!" Ninetails smiled.
"Today we will interview the losers that got eliminated so close to the end first up it's TRUMP!" Suicunte clapped.
Trump walked out growling. "Being eliminated was completely outrageous, i am more rich than all of them combined!" Trump fixed his tie.
"Yea whatever now we have Druddigon!" Suicunte yelled.
CHEERS!!!!!
Druddigon walked out and gave a small smile as he waved, someone throw him her bra and someone else their panties.
"What the hell..." Druddigon looked flabbergasted.
"So Druddigon, how was it to be cheated out of two million poke!" Smiled Suicunte.
Mew and Pumpkingking teleported inside.
"Well now i changed the prize to Two Billion Poke!" Pumpkingking smiled.
"Grrrrr well i can't stay mad forever, if something bad happens in life i guess it's best to just accept it and deal with it, learn from the mistakes you did like for me, it was being with Munna, so when you learn from your mistakes you become better and succed next time." Druddigon smiled.
Cheers!
"Now we have Grotle!" Smiled Ninetails.
Grotle walked out.
"Woooahh hey there bud, didn't expect you to last this long seeing as how low you placed on Mews New Island." Druddigon smiled.
"Yea i know, i was surprised myself. Being on this show really thought me to just try to do different things and experience life at it's fullest, it was a great time." Grotle smiled.
"Speaking of Placements let's see what everyone got!" Ninetails smiled and pointed at a big TV.
Durant 24th
Tynamo 23th
Magby 22th
Munchlax 21th
Vespiqueen 20th
Dusclops 19th
Squirtle 18th
Foe 17th
Togepi 16th
Jigglypuff 15th
Drifloon 14th
Lunatone 13th
Heatmoar 12th
Dragonite 11th
Mienfoo 10th
Eevee 9th
Trump 8th
Druddigon 7th
Grotle 6th
"Crikey Mate! Why am I not on that list eh?" Asked Riolu.
Everyone turned around to look at her.
"You were there the whole time?" Asked Volcarona.
"This is why looking at Riolu doesn't suck." Lunatone smiled.
Everyone looked at him oddly for staring at the baby pokemon.
"In a not weird way!" Lunatone sweated nervously.
"Well yea sheila, idk how i bloody got here but i been here for a very long time." Riolu shrugged
"Awe don't worry darling, you glitched out of reality and time because of The Time Space Blast, but i will help you and give you a cute nice spot for ya!" Pumpkingking snapped his fingers and we looked at the TV again.
We see
Durant 24th
Tynamo 23th
Magby 22th
Munchlax 21th
Suddenly flicker a bit and glitch out and then it turned normal and read.
Riolu 25th
Durant 24th
Tynamo 23th
Magby 22th
Munchlax 21th
and then it continues with the normal numbers
"Crikey Mate! Isn't that a bit low for ye sheila!?" Riolu asked.
"Psh this is what I get for trying to not break a time space paradox *scoff* The nerve of some kids." Pumpkingking rolled his eyes and crossed his arms.
"Ooookay, let's continue with getting 5th place, Cyndaquil!" Ninetails spoke.
Cyndaquil walked out.
"So Cyndaquil, from being one of the earliest contestants eliminated in the first season, to being one of the last contestants standing! How does that feel huh?" Asked Ninetails
"It feels really good! I am very happy i had a good team like Druddigons to give me a chance to prove what this small geek can do!" Cyndaquil smiled.
"Haha! The Nerd called himself a Geek! Haha what a Nerd!" Makuhita pointed at him and Squirtle quickly began laughing.
Almost everyone laughed, including Pumpkingking, Mew and Suicunte.
Cyndaquil looked shocked and frowned looking at the floor sadly.
The ones that didn't laugh were.
Foe cause he was stoned, Heatmoar and Durant were busy making out, Togepi just giggled a bit, Munchlax was sleeping, Magby was frowning, Dusclops looked really bored, Grotle felt sad for Cyndaquil, Lunatone wasn't laughing and neither was Volcarona, Mienfoo had a blank stare on her face, Solrock was just boredly staring and the last one that didn't laugh was-
"Okay okay everyone back off!" Druddigon yelled.
Silence.
"Cyndaquil is just like any other pokemon, he has feelings, ideas and skills, He helped his team in many occasions and has proven to be mentally superior than almost everyone on this room! Not only that he is way nicer than a bunch of these assholes!" Druddigon pointed at Eevee, Dragonite, Jigglypuff, Trump, Squirtle, Makuhita, Skarmory and more.
"When will you guys learn, being cool or just strong does not mean physical appearance, or forcing others to do whatever the hell you want! Being cool and strong means doing the good thing even when it could possibly not help you, because helping others will always be cooler in my book than trying to manipulate and physically hurt others!" Druddigon glared.
More silence.
"It's not his fault he is small, it's not her fault she is a total bitch! (Points at Eevee) It's not his fault he is a Fatass, but do you like me to call you a ugly Fatass you jerk!" Druddigon holded Makuhita by his non-existent neck and he struggled.
"Okay okay I'm sorry please stop this hurts!" Makuhita whimpered.
Druddigon roared and threw him away against the wall.
Makuhita slowly stood up and groaned.
Everyones face was like :O
"You feel that Makuhita! You feel how much that physically hurt you! Well that's how you make others fell with your words! Words can hurt too Makuhita, they can really sting yet you're such a all muscle and no brain DUMBASS that you can't see that with your tiny ass slim eyes! You are a counterpart to Cyndaquil, so Instead of teasing eachother for their differences or smarts, why don't you come together and fix things up!" Druddigon snarled.
"H-he made me be eliminated in season 1!" Makuhita spoke.
Druddigon roared loudly and everyone stayed silent, specially Makuhita who shivered from fear.
"That's scheming Solrock was the one who cheated and made both of you be eliminated! However I feel like you know this, you just don't pick on her cause you know she could kick your ass, so instead you pray on the weak and hurt someone who did NOTHING to you, you bastard should be ashamed." Druddigon glared.
"Okay okay okay! Cyndaquil i am sorry okay, i was just jealous that you are better than me and just are more likeable, i am jealous of your smarts and even of... your looks um i gotta go!" Makuhita blushed a bit and left.
Cyndaquil just stared at him leave.
"And that's how you fix a rivalry." Druddigon coolly leaned on the Afthermathematics couch.
Lots of Claps, Whistles and Cheers!
"That was so epic! We'll be right back with more Afthermathematics after our commercials!" Ninetails smiled.
Afthermathematics Outro*
(Ads)
"Here in Mega Mart we sell many useful items like apples, lemons and whatever this is!" A Sableye showed us around.
"Mega Mart is full of the best employees for the job and has many different varieties of items!" The small Sableye patted the strong Gurdurr
"However if you ever buy in our rival sister location Primal Mart I WILL DESTROY YOU! THEY STOLE MY IDEA AND FUNDINGS, YOU THINK I WANTED TO RUN A SHIT PLACE LIKE THIS I WANTED MORE IN LIFE, I WANTED TO BE A TROMBONE JAZZ PLAYER, BUT THEY TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME AND-" We see Sableye running and pushing products on the ground angry.
"M-M-Mega Mart, come here so you see what we have in store for you!" A jingle played while we also faintly hear Sableye cursing and crushing merchandise.
(Ad)
"Do you wanna have a girlfriend too!" Smiled a Grumpig.
"Well no fear, just use our Grand Gardevoir Getaway! Don't worry this Gardevoir is completely fine with that, she will come to your house guarded by a Machamp and a Zoroark and boom! You can spend your whole day with her while they breathe down your neck so you don't harm her!" We see a awkward Ivysaur walking next to a Gardevoir who was smiling, however Ivysaur seemed nervous cause Zoroark and Machamp kept breathing down his neck angrily.
"With an additional cost you can even fuck her! So buy our Grand Gardevoir Getaway and have a Great Gardevoir Gal! Just 80,000 Poke for a 2 hour date and multiply that prize times 10 and you can fuck her! I mean she's my wife so of course it's expensive you freaks." Grumping smiled and then frowned as he glared at the camera.
(Advertising)
"Time." We see a clock quickly advance forward.
"Space." We see the entire galaxy.
"Dimensions." We see the universe and many around it.
"These are things that hold back a primitive mind from an advanced intellectual, but what is the point of having a greater hold of reality, what is the point of your sole existence if in less than 80 years you will be dead, what if a pandemic, an apocalypse or an genocide happens? What then will you do with the increase amount of global warming, crime rates and illnesses, what have you done in your existence, will it ever leave the mark into a future destiny foretold by the incomprehensible ideology of an outstanding complex cerebral cortex procedure, or perhaps your life is just a stepping stone for the poor to become poorer and the rich become richer, Have you ever thought what your existence will bring to the world or are you just a worthless, useless, flesh creature with no real innovations, self respect, and kinda smells bad. What will you do in life and how will you accomplish your goals?" Asked The Pumpkingking dressed in a white lab coat.
"To answer that first look at this Peanut, doesn't it kinda look like an 8 then turn it side ways, what do you get? Infinity! Finity, inity!" Pumpkingking did an echo.
"By eating my very own Peanut Granola Bar then you will realize what your future is and what the future of your future children will be, here kiddo try it out." Pumpkingking smiled and gave the bar to a Charmeleon, he looked at it oddly and ate a piece.
His face looked shocked as he dropped the bar and his eyes turned white as his mouth was slightly open.
"Oh yea seeing across, Time, Space, Dimensions and Reality could melt the brain of someone not ready yet." shrugged and ate a piece of a TSB Nut Bar munching on it. "Oh but trust me the flavor is worth it!" Pumpkingking spoke with a mouth full.
"The Time Space Blast Nut Bar, Only for $2.99, it will literally make you nuts." The Pumpkingking said offscreen as he kept eating the nut granola bar.
(Advertising Ends)
Afthermathematics Intro*
Cheers!
"We are back with the Afthermathematics Show! Now let's interview the one who got 4th place, surprisingly it's Yanma!" Suicunte spoke.
"YAY KAWAII DESU OWO i am like so happy to be here with my senpai XD LMAO!" Yanma did a cute pose.
"Ew, ahem how did it feel to be eliminated out of nowhere." Smiled Suicunte.
"Ugh like it was so poopy, OnO i didn't like it one bit xd but like now i am with my Senpai so it's totally like whateves, where are my latinx friends in the crowd!" Yanma giggled.
"Sheesh, now our final guest is the ghost who got 3rd place, yet again, it's Chandelure!" Suicunte spoke.
Chandelure Levitated out annoyed.
"How did it feel to be one of the few contestants to make it so far honey." Ninetails smiled.
"It was incredibly unfair i got 3rd place over Dark Munna! How the hell did she get that far!" Chandelure spoke.
"You said it Chandelure, i have no idea how Dark Munna is still on the game, most villains never make it to the final two!" Druddigon spoke.
"Yep, thanks to my reality show analysis, i can conclude villains always lose in the end so we should be fine." Drifloon shrugged.
"I am still here." Riolu spoke and then suddenly Pumpkingking quickly teleported behind her and screamed choo choo as he bitch slapped her throwing her away mangled and he said. "Think again Doggy Buddy!"
Laugh Tracks!
"Now what do we do?" Asked Grotle.
"huh i guess watch who wins, yep the reason that throne is there cause the winner will sit on it and they're about to get out of the Lame-o-sine." Suicunte spoke.
"What the... WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T WE FUCKING BEEN DOING THAT SHITTY THING THEN YOU DUMBASS!" Skarmory screamed.
"Uh i don't even know sorry, but look here they come!" Ninetails pointed at the TV screen and we saw Dark Munna psychically push Numel away and he used flamethrower on her.
They both slammed open the Afthermathematics doors and ran towards the throne and then!!!!
Both Dark Munna and Numel were sitting in it.
"Heh, how curious." Pumpkingking rubbed his chin.
"Just tell me i win already! I got here first!" Dark Munna yelled.
"It is obvious i am the winner Munna so please shut the hell up." Numel said boredly.
They were both snuggly in the throne.
Silence.
"Well... Tell us!" Dark Munna yelled.
"Please tell us you have a protocol for this specific complex and low possible scenario." Solrock boredly told Ninetails.
"Yes, No, Maybe?" Ninetails awkwardly shrugged.
"How about we play uh our now segment!
Silly music as a bunch of clips from the contestants getting hurt played including Squirtle getting kicked in the nuts by Togepi, Munna getting her first black eye by Dragonite. Druddigon falling from the plan and fell down with his shocked sad face, Grotle cursing a lot after stepping on a lego and one of the last ones was Cyndaquil getting wet in the pool and yelling.
"Haha funny right!" Suicunte smiled.
"How seeing my friends and even enemies get hurt funny?" Druddigon boredly asked.
"How about we do a super not biased way to decide the winner, a quiz show of my life so-" Eevee was talking and then everyone was booing her and saying her idea was dumb and boring.
Eevee grumbled.
"How about we do a test to see who can fit through cardboard and the winner can-" Lunatone was talking and almost everyone booed and said his idea was dumb. The few ones that didn't do it was Druddigon and Volcarona.
"Okay then let's end this! All of the Eliminated contestants will ask questions to both of the players and then after all of them you will each vote in our Voting Machines, whoever has the most votes wins the season!" Mew spoke.
"Riolu you're up first!" Pumpkingking spoke.
"So I wanted to ask out of all of our australian cultures that have been adapted to Hoenn, which is your favorite?" Asked Riolu.
"Uh i like the... sand." Dark Munna said.
"Meh, the slang that has been added to Hoenn cause of Australia is sure something..." Numel boredly said.
"Tynamo isn't here so Durant goes next!" Smiled.
"Okay so listen to me, where is our ant hearts located." Durant spoke.
"Butt." Both Numel and Munna spoke.
"I wanna ask why the hell was i Eliminated first from my team." frowned Magby.
Both said "Cause you're annoying as fuck."
Magby began crying and ran away.
Munchlax was snoring.
"As a royal high class queen i would like to know why are you two so poor and low class!" Vespiqueen fanned herself with a fan.
"That's none of your business!" Dark Munna yelled.
"Well Queen B, medical school isn't exactly the fastest university class isn't it." Numel boredly told Vespiqueen.
"I wanna ask, after being humiliated and cast away forever with no redeemable qualities, do i have a shot at restarting my life and living peacefully?" Dusclops smiled.
"With me!" Lairon intruded.
"Sigh, with her..." Dusclops frowned.
"Yep, stay together happily." Munna smiled.
Dusclops looked neutral.
"Dude I'd recommend you leave her, she is obviously a bad influence on you." Numel told him.
Dusclops gave a small smile while Lairon growled at Numel.
"Don't even think about it! We're staying together forever!" Lairon yelled.
"No, i made up my mind. I don't want to be with you anymore okay! I am fed up and tired by you always ruining my life with your obnoxious attitude, you used to be so nice and now you're a total dick head, i hate you and I'm breaking up with you. I vote for Numel." Dusclops said as he began walking out of the Afthermathematics.
"What! You can't dump me, i dump you! I mean come back here you bastard, you are mine get it MINE!" Lairon ran after him outside the Afthermathematics.
"Yikes, i guess Numel already has a vote, next up we have Squirtle!" Pumpkingking said.
"Yo bro! I wanted to ask, do you think Togepi is a butt face." Asked Squirtle grinning and crossing his arms.
"Yes." They both said.
"Haha yea!"
"Do you think Squirtle is a butt face." Togepi smiled.
"Yes." They both said.
"What, you turned my minions against me spiky feet dude!" Squirtle glared at Togepi.
"and? did i ask, Mr Baldi." Togepi smiled.
Both Squirtle and Togepi began fighting
"Yo man i just like wanna know which is better weed or cocaine." For grinned.
"Well using science cocaine is more dangerous than weed, and weed has some healthing factors so weed is better." Munna spoke.
Numel cleared his throat and said. "Weed Cocaine."
Cheers!!!
"Rad bro." Foe gave a thumbs up.
"As a planner master strategist, i would know what i would've done with my Two Billion Poke, but now i wanna know what YOU two would so with your money." Jigglypuff spoke.
"Simple, invest it in both my Medical school and Law School so i can become a trillionare." Número spoke.
"Um stuff only for me duh!" Munna said.
"As a show researcher i want to investigate your chat later and the character of others for example, what do both of you think of your allies and enemies and be as honest as possible or Pumpkingking will zap you." Drifloon spoke.
"True that." Pumpkingking grinned insanely.
Numel gulped remembering the pirate challenge.
"I think you're all really nice, cool and strong and all of you deserve being in the finals with- AHHHHH i mean you're all super great and epic and AHHHHHHH!" Munna was electrocuted.
"Ha! Your fake kindness won't save you now!" Druddigon grinned and crossed his arms.
"Come on Numel just say the truth on why you like us and you will win." Grotle spoke.
Numel looked at all of them, sighed and then spoke.
"Oh you wanna know what i really think of all of you, you're all idiotic, brute, pathetic losers that got eliminated. Durant is a fucking useless no arms bitch that yells a lot, Tynamo is such a coward she doesn't even appear, nobody cares about you or your shitty australian accent Riolu so fuck off, Magby is an annoying baby that always gets eliminated early, Munchlax is a lazy bastard that is so idiotic the only thing he does is sleep! Vespiqueen is a greedy selfish rich bitch that cares about no one other than herself and her brain is the size of a small pebble what a fool!Dusclops is a edgy dude that thinks he is cool cause he has big muscles, Squirtle is so full of himself it replaced his brain! Foe is so high all the time it's annoying no wonder he is so dumb! Togepi is even dumber her brains are fryed and she just does random shit all the time! Jigglypuff always thinks she is a master strategist but gets eliminated early! Drifloon you did nothing this entire season and your reality show knowledge didn't do jack shit to help you! Mienfoo, you are nothing and no one will ever say you are something cause you are worth nothing, Deal with it, Eevee you are such a greedy, selfish, arrogant Bitch, don't ask why you have no friends, Dragonite is all strength no brain, she wanted revenge on Munna yet was eliminated as soon as she rejoined, Lunatone is a weak annoying know it all that doesn't even know stuff all he knows is useless facts and he has no redeemable qualities physically, Heatmoar is just boring and has nothing to him he is weak both physically and mentally, Trump, all he is is a rich loser, he's so idiotic he thinks his money will fix everything for him! Grotle you are just sooooo bland you don't do anything and you are a worthless person, Chandelure please go be edgy somewhere else i don't need this emo freak to do my bored job for me, Cyndaquil and Yanma you two are perfect for eachother, one is a smart but weak as hell geeky nerd while the other is a retarded and weak Otaku bitch! Druddigon, i never liked you and i never will, i don't care about your strength or leadership, you always ask for your teammates to do your metal jobs cause you're actually so dumb you can't do it yourself, after one break up you went into a total shock making your team lost multiple times in a row and then you cried about Munna for days, how pathetic and finally Dark Munna, i think you are a selfish, arrogant, pathetic, disgusting pokemon being that just wants to win and doesn't care about the feelings of others, you lie, cheat, manipulate just for whatever you want and it makes me SICK when you die, i hope Giratina gives you mercy into the torturous distortion world you will be dragged into you villain whore." Numel glared at all of them, everyone looked either angry or sad.
Silence.
"Yikes, no electrocution needed, all of what Numel said was true." Pumpkingking smiled.
"I might have to change my vote." Drifloon glared.
"Me too." Vespiqueen glared.
"Same!" Jigglypuff snarled.
Numel looked bored.
Numel (Afthermathematics): "Ugh the things i do for Two Billion Poke..." Numel groaned.
Dark Munna (Afthermathematics): "Haha! That idiot Numel exposed himself! Winning now will be too easy!" She laughed.
"We still have to ask questions, Mienfoo!" Pumpkingking spoke.
Mienfoo opened her mouth.
"You don't count, next!" Pumpkingking spoke
"What the fuck!?" Mienfoo looked angry.
"So uh i wanted to ask, out of the red ant eater and black ant eater which one is best in combat" Lunatone asked.
"Red ant eater cause Heatmoar is cool." Munna smiled.
Heatmoar rolled his eyes.
"Black ones, cause bigger dick means extra weapon" Numel shrugged.
"How dare you say they have bigger dicks! I'll kill you camel!" Heatmoar roared and Druddigon along with Foe had to hold him back from the bored numel.
"Whatever you say you tiny weiner haver." Numel shrugged and Heatmoar screamed.
Pumpkingking snapped his fingers and Heatmoar fell asleep.
"Dragonite go!" Mew smiled.
"If you could pick a fight with any of these chumps who would it be?" Asked Dragonite.
"I'd pick Joltik, the idiots so weak it's laughable!" Numel spoke.
"Not cool dude" Joltik frowned.
"I'd say Palpitoad, he's so clumsy and dumb, he might even hurt himself." Dark Munna said boredly.
"Hey you're a mean-" Palpitoad looked angry and walked towards her but tripped and face planted.
Silence.
"Eevee! What do you say?" Smiled Ninetails.
"For one I SHOULD BE SITTING IN THAT THRONE ANS BE CROWNED AS THE WINNER NOT YOU LOSERS I-" Eevee was yelling and the Pumpkingking made her fall asleep.
"Ooookay, Trump go." Mew smiled.
"Well i want to know what you would invest your money on, maybe on a big corporate like myself." Trump fixed his tie.
"Maybe to medical research to cure cancer." Numel rubbed his chin.
"Psh i would invest in Robot Dog Pets." Munna smiled.
Cheers!!!!
"Druddigon!" Suicunte grinned.
"Psh i already know my vote." Druddigon glared at both Munna and Numel alike.
"Grotle?" Ninetails said cutely.
"Well i want to say what is the best season for you." Asked Grotle.
"Spring, let's me think well, specially with the April rain." Numel shrugged.
"Autumn, all the leaves are dying!" Munna smiled.
"Cyndaquil!" Suicunte yelled.
"Well I'd like to know hats your favorite subject." Smiled Cyndaquil.
"I like english." Smiled Munna.
"Psh, you are 18 and you still learning english? It's the language you are born and thought to know what are you an idiot!? *sigh* My favorite subject is advanced math and science." Numel spoke.
"So like if i do a cute kawaii streaming egirl channel i wanna know what my cute ÓwÒ name should be lol" Yanma smiled.
"Maybe PsychoRetard69." Numel boredly said.
"ÒnÓ Nooooo that's like a baka name!" Yanma frowned.
"It should definitely be FlamingHeart, cause your heart is flaming with positive energy,plus you're hot." Munna smiled.
"Yay lesbian sisters! Let's all support LGBTQ XD LMAO kawaii!" Yanma moaned.
"Chandelure, you're the final one." Smiled Ninetails.
"Fuck you both." Chandelure boredly said as she flipped her red hair.
"Time to vote, whisper in Pumpkingkings non-existent ear and say who you want the winner to be." Smiled Mew.
"Um Weren't we gonna vote on our Voting machines?" Asked Cyndaquil.
"Ugh fine vote on your voting machines." Mew sighed.
Everyone picked up their Golden Mew Awards Ceremony Voting Machines and started voting with lots of beeps being heard.
A few seconds later.
"Okay i received all the votes, we have... 5 votes for Munna and 5 for Numel, another 5 for Munna and Another 5 for Numel! And finally the final vote to see who the winner of Mew's Dramatic Actions issssss...
Everyone looked tense.
"Dark Munna!" Pumpkingking said.
"WHAT!" Almost everyone yelled.
"Haha i win! I win i win!' Dark Munna yelled.
"Yep here is two billion Poke, Numel is left with Squat." Pumpkingking smiled.
Numel looked irritated. "This is impossible, i was supposed to win!" Numel yelled.
"Yep both someone didn't vote you sooooo you lost." Pumpkingking smiled.
"So about spending your money?" Asked Grotle.
"Psh it's only for me losers see ya bitches!" Dark Munna teleported away with the cash.
Numel growled and left the Afthermathematics quickly.
"So uh what now?" Asked Chikorita scared.
" Oh forgot you existed, well i will use this machine to randomly decide who will join a new season!" Pumpkingking smiled.
"What! Another one!" Jigglypuff yelled.
"Yep! Now let's see here!" Pumpkingking pressed a button on the big machine and it showed the faces of Togepi, Magby, Eevee, Druddigon and Solrock.
"You five join the new season." Pumpkingking smiled.
Magby has stopped crying for a while and looked at the screen, he eyes shined.
"That's a small ass cast." Druddigon placed his hands on his hips.
"Yep, we will be adding some of the newbies in the season as well i won't spoil who." Pumpkingking smiled.
The newbies, Durant, Riolu, Heatmoar, Trump and Drifloon looked interested.
"Well that's all the time we had for our Afthermathematics Segment." Ninetails nicely said.
"Yep that's right, see you next Afthermathematics in the next season for more Action, drama and uh lights, next time! See ya!" Suicunte waved.
Everyone in the Afthermathematics waves at the cameras as it zoomed out slowly.
(The End)
That's the original ending but i made an alternative just for fun, this ending is not cannon, well technically this entire fanfic and it's sequel aren't cannon.. but still will count in a way.
"Okay i recived all the votes, we have... 5 votes for Munna and 5 for Numel, another 5 for Munna and Another 5 for Numel! And finally the final vote to see who the winner of Mew's Dramatic Actions issssss...
Everyone looked tense.
"Numel!" Pumpkingking yelled.
"WHAT!" Munna yelled.
"Psh as expected." Numel grabbed his two billion poke and instantly walked out of the Afthermathematics.
"This is impossible! After all i been through, after all i had to suffer, just to lose..." Munna cried.
"Haha, you didn't think we would let a villain win right?" Druddigon smiled.
"I am not a villain!!!" Dark Munna screamed and teleported away to an unknown place.
"So uh what now?" Asked a scared Chikorita.
(And then it ends just like normal)
By default everyone who didn't vote, votes for Numel.
Here are the votes if you care, N next to their name means voted for Numel and M next to their name means voted for Munna.
Numel wins:
Riolu N, Tynamo,N DurantM, Magby N, Munchlax,N Vespiqueen N, Dusclops N, Squirtle M, Foe, M Jigglypuff M, Drifloon M, Lunatone N, Heatmoar M, Dragonite, N Mienfoo, M Eevee, M Trump,M Druddigon, N Grotle, N Cyndaquil, N Yanma, M Chandelure M
11 N
10 M
Real ending, Munna wins:
Riolu N, Tynamo,N DurantM, Magby N, Munchlax,N Vespiqueen M, Dusclops N, Squirtle M, Foe, M Jigglypuff M, Drifloon M, Lunatone N, Heatmoar M, Dragonite, N Mienfoo, M Eevee, M Trump,M Druddigon, N Grotle, N Cyndaquil, N Yanma, M Chandelure M
10 N
11 M
That's all! Thanks for reading! See you next time and i hope you read more of my fanfics!