Pit: Is that Samus' boyfriend or something?
Palutena: No, Pit. That's Petty Officer SPARTAN John-117, also known as the Master Chief.
Pit: He looks like he has a giant fishbowl on his head.
Viridi: I wouldn't say that too loudly if I were you, Pit. He's quite the fighting machine, I've heard. He would make Snake look like a common street cop.
Palutena: Ever since he was forcibly recruited by the UNSC, he became a child soldier trained to be a SPARTAN, an elite super soldier that would help fight against the alien collective known as the Covenant.
Pit: This guy was trained to be a soldier as a kid? That's messed up…Missing out on so much in life.
Viridi: Apparently some guy thought that he was born to fight, Pit. Nothing wrong with that at all. That's just the rules of nature.
Palutena: As his track record shows, he's saved the galaxy innumerable times from many threats, including the space parasites known as the Flood and even from a galaxy wide mega weapon known as Halo.
Viridi: I wonder if he's an old geezer underneath that helmet.
Pit: Maybe he's a battle-scarred-but-handsome warrior like I am!
Palutena: He is like Snake and Samus put together. Attack from behind, maintain your distance and when he is low on ammo or when he is disarmed, that is your opening. Plus his arsonal can be deflected and dodged. However be careful of that plasma sword of his. It can pull a heavy punch
Pit: Seriously though, is he Samus' boyfriend? They seem to have that "stoic vibe" to them…
Palutena: Promice me that you will be careful Pit
Pit: I promise lady Palutena!
Viridi: Oh, Pit… don't make a girl a promise you can't keep.
Pit: I'll take that as a compliment