Alright, now that I'm home from college, let's start.
Deadpool, The Mask, and Mr. Mxyzptlk were nowhere to be seen. They decided to start game night early. Let's go there, rather than read the rest of this shitty text.
Everyone was surprised to see Game Night starting earlier than usual (as read by the text above.)
"We figured we'd be early birds." Mxyzptlk informed.
Nermal came to the group, wearing a superhero outfit.
"I am Super Tom's sidekick!" He exclaimed. "But jeez, this costume is tight."
He ripped off the costume.
"Come, Super Tom!" Nermal exclaimed. "Let's get moving!"
Nermal ran off, and bumped into a wall.
"Everyone, just get inside." The Mask informed. "Damn, this story is boring."
You all know what happens next.
"King and Queen Pong, you'll be playing Overwatch." Deadpool informed.
"Oh, 'ey." Tracer spoke out. "I'm in that game."
"Say, why didn't we have a Team Fortress Two night?!" Scout spoke out.
"Yeah!" Spy agreed. "Our game kicks ass!"
"Just play the damn game already, y'all!" Squirrely spoke out.
Everyone starred at Squirrely.
"Erm..." He nervously said. "Baked Beans?"
The game started. King Pong chose Reaper, while Queen Pong chose Sombra.
"This game looks exciting, darling." Queen Pong informed.
"Indeed, dear." King Pong replied. "These graphics look tolerable."
The game loaded, and it went smooth at first.
"Darling, I'm going to find you..." Queen Pong informed.
"Not if I find you first, dear." King Pong replied.
"I thought they were playing Overwatch, not Fortnite." Squidward chuckled.
"Or Call Of Duty." Slappy added, chuckling with Squidward.
Meanwhile, Plucky was having heated words with Beavery.
"What do you mean?!" He boomed. "You're supposed to mix Hot Chocolate with boiled water!"
"Why would you do that?!" Beavery exclaimed. "You mix it with boiled milk, either by stove or microwave, because I do both."
Hamton and Raccoony broke up the fight.
"Stop it, you two." Raccoony informed.
"Does it really matter how you make it?" Hamton added.
Meanwhile, King & Queen Pong were tying in the game.
"I am enjoying this game, dear." Queen Pong informed.
"Nice to know you're having fun, my sweet." King Pong replied.
Suddenly, Queen Pong came from behind King Pong, and managed to score the final kill.
"Looks like I've won." Queen Pong informed. "But that was a fun game, darling."
"Indeed, dear." King Pong replied.
Meanwhile, Little Beeper snuck off from the group, and dialled a phone. Road Runner followed her.
"Should we tell them?" Little Beeper asked. "This has been going on for too long, and I think it's time for them to learn the truth."
"If that's what you think." The voice on the other end replied. "We'll tell them tomorrow."
What could they be talking about? Find out tomorrow in the next chapter. It's a big surprise.
