Chapter 26
The exact moment that the alternative side of Tyreen spoke, it was then that I knew that the scene had shifted EXTREMELY! Tyreen had this alternate personality... and it just so happened to be the original user of the Phase Leech, Nyriad?! As in, the same exact Nyriad that annihilated the Eridians, sealed the Destroyer on Pandora, and sealed herself on Nekrotafeya (which I just called Necro because of the name being impossible for me to pronounce)?! Though everyone else was confused, I knew the risk of her being around, mainly because of the fact that... well, just being around her was enough to make your body feel drained!
"Ugh... you may want to put this on for now, miss... Nyriad?... Please?" I asked as I felt weakened... but it was from both her draining abilities as well as the loss of testosterone from the Vault's guardian reviving me from the brink of death. And I knew it was a big risk, considering it was Troy's collar, but I felt that he could be controlled if I got him back to Sanctuary with a second collar waiting.
"Nyri... Riad," she said... me tilting my head at her, even though she did take the collar and put it on. Why did she say her name only again? Regardless, the moment she got the collar on, her powers were silenced, which meant we were safe from being drained.
"Is there something going on here that I don't know about?" Maya asked after she'd joined back up with us after Troy and I had that confrontation with Tyreen.
"Yeah, can you explain what exactly happened?... I kinda need to know. It was in the job description," Aubrey said with a frown before then reloading her gun afterwards.
"Well... after you guys went into the Vault, Tyreen appeared from behind me and performed a sneak-attack and stabbed me in the stomach with a bladed gun, one that poked right through my shield... I thought I was going to die, so I let Troy out of my body so he could still survive. Then, the monster that guarded the Vault gave me not only his strength, but also all of his knowledge and abilities so I wouldn't die. Troy and I then sang a duet with my guitar's music making Tyreen think she was being assaulted with knives skewering her from all sides... and after going through most of the song, she then started to have something happen to her... and the result was this strange person emerging from her... but something else happened. Tyreen not only lost her teleportation powers, but she couldn't absorb her alter-ego back into her," I said with seriousness.
"I believe I know who this is... she's the one who killed all of my kin eons ago..." Zeena said as she took off her helmet and Nyriad simply looked at her in confusion. "Master... do you give me permission to kill this bitch?" she asked with a snarl, me frowning.
"No, I do not," I said, her then frowning and nodding... she really did respect me that much, huh? "The reason is twofold. One, you're right, this is that Siren from ages ago... her name is Nyriad and her resume is impressive. But reason number two is because... well, she was inside of Tyreen for quite a long time. She's sure to have invaluable information about her plans, right?" I asked as Nyriad spoke again.
"Ad Nyri Nyriad," she said, me then smacking my face in disbelief.
"Oh my god... she's a Pokemon, isn't she?" I asked out loud, that confusing most of the group, minus Gaige.
"For those who don't know, it's when a person can only say their name and nothing else... can you understand sign language, by chance?" Gaige asked Nyriad... and then she smiled widely.
"Nyri Nyri!" she smirked as I had to face the facts. Nyriad was going to be nearly impossible to speak to normally, so I had to use sign language.
"We'll talk to you back on Sanctuary. So what was in that Vault, guys?" I asked Group C.
"We found some interesting items, including this strange disc... maybe I should try turning it on to see what happens," Scarlett said as she then turned the device on and we then gasped as we then saw something happen... a strange thing happened where the place made us be able to see Tyreen stabbing me in the stomach! It then showed me getting powered-up by the monster before I then started to play the tune on my guitar as I then spoke.
"YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TRY A LITTLE HARDER THAN THAT!" I said loudly as Erin smirked.
"Oh my gosh! You looked like a true badass there!" Gaige smiled as Bloodwing then came down from the skies and landed on my arm, cuddling with me afterwards.
"I also have this thing... it's some kind of device that can be used to read Eridian text, but only if you're a female," FL4K said as he then showed off something that he had on him. It was an adult Ratch with a Cybernetic implant on its head.
"I see. And who's your new friend? I don't think I was properly introduced," I asked, FL4K nodding his bulky head.
"Her name is Piddles the Ratch. Her saliva is toxic to the touch and her urine can poison anything it touches. A very unorthodox member of the Hunt," FL4K stated as Una then spoke.
"So anyways, can we get going? And what about the first payment?" Una asked as I simply smiled.
"Okay, okay, we'll go back and you can get your first bit of money for helping out with Vault number 1," I smiled, them smirking widely as I then called up Team A.
"Team A, report in. What's your status?" I asked into their ECHOs and me getting some feedback from Salvador.
"Hey, boss! We killed, like, four hundred of those COV bastards, haha! What's the plan now?" Salvador asked with enthusiasm.
"We gotta head back to Sanctuary. We got the loot as well as a VIP that we need to ask some serious questions... and no, before you ask, it isn't Tyreen," I said as Moze spoke.
"Aw, man! I really wanted to cork her mouth with my pistol!" Moze complained.
"Would you rather like to un-cork the Champaign, Moze? Because, thanks to everyone's efforts, we got the loot from Vault 1, meaning that you've got the first paycheck," I said as I then heard some stuttering before Amara spoke.
"OH MY GOD, YES! Finally, we get some cash for our efforts! Let's meet back at Sanctuary to get the loot!" Amara said as she then shouted something loud that made me feel like I was back in my home. "AAAARRRRRRIBA!" she shouted in Spanish with her r's being rolled.
"Ah... that word reminds me of home so much... I love hearing familiar stuff in this place," I smirked in honesty before then warping our current big group back to Sanctuary III and me then looking at Angel, Gaige, and Maya with a smile.
"I'm going to pay our Vault Hunters for their hard work. In the meantime, I'd like it if you, Angel, can outfit Troy with our other collar... and for Gaige and Maya, I want you to try and speak to Nyriad via sign language," I said... but it was Ava who spoke.
"Ooh ooh! Leave that to me! Before I met Zeena, I actually learned sign language because I had a mute mother. I can help too!" Ava said, me looking at her in surprise as I then frowned.
"Prove it. Sign the phrase "For the sake of the whole world, I, Ava, will strike you down!". Can you do that?" I asked, Maya facepalming at me.
"Please, don't encourage her," Maya frowned as Ava then signed the phrase perfectly and I smirked.
"It's not really encouraging if she was the one to defeat the Vault's guardian with just her guitar's tunes. All of us were witnesses," I said as Angel nodded.
"She's right. And Bloodwing has it all on tape," Angel smirked as I then led the group of 6 to the major hub of our loot, the Golden Chest. I then simply opened it up and revealed to them that it was actually an ATM that was hooked up to Torgue, Vladof, and Hyperion's assets!
"As agreed, each of you will get a cut. And also, as agreed, each Vault opened will be rewarded with a billion dollars for each of you. So, time to get to the transactions," I said as I then input the command to give out 1 billion dollars to each of the group members in the form of 6 individual cards that were given the stamp of approval from each of the 3 manufacturers and given 5 golden stars with each now having a billion dollars to work with for each of them.
"Finally... I can finally give my people some kind of recompense!" Amara said with a smile as Moze twitched a bit at the Vladof logo, but quickly cooled herself down.
"Easy, Moze... this is good money, not bad money... it's for Iron Bear and it's not from bad people," Moze said with a frown as Zane smirked at his money widely.
"This will go nicely into getting my own private beauty salon and even a fashion magazine, starring me!" Zane smirked as I simply shook my head. He may have been Captain Flint's relative, but he was so in love with himself that he couldn't care. "Oh, and don't think I don't remember you killing my cousin, Josephine. Just for that, I'm going to make you the one taking all of the photos of me in my fashion," Zane said as I simply groaned. Guess he did care.
"Most of my money shall go to my efforts in the Hunt... and about 20 percent will be returned to my master who gave me life," FL4K said as I then nodded.
"You know, FL4K... it's very hard for me to tell when you're feeling any of your emotions," I admitted to him.
"I am aware of this, commander. My pets can understand me much more than humans can," FL4K spoke as his fringes furrowed.
"As for my money, I'm gonna stay here on the ship for a bit so I can get to making some more weapons designs with help from Marcus, Torgue, and Vlad. I still need to show the true craft of the Baha clan and I'm gonna build some weapons for all of us to use for the coming fights!" Una smiled widely.
"I'm happy to be payed in general... gives me some money to follow my true passion..." Aubrey said with a small smile.
"Which is... what?" I asked.
"Modeling... I look hot when I'm wearing skimpy stuff... yeah," Aubrey said as I simply smiled at that.
"Well, Captain Scarlett was actually in the modeling business before she got to Wurmwater... I'm sure she and Moxxi could help out with designs and photography," I suggested, Aubrey smiling at that.
"Brawn, brains, and talent?... Is there anything you can't do?" Aubrey asked as I then smiled.
"Push-ups. I can't do push-ups," I said, her smirking at that as I actually heard a couple seconds of giggling from her!
"Dammit... you actually got me to giggle. You sly Scaylion," Aubrey smirked at me as she simply gave me a knuckle bump. I was more than happy to oblige... and it was after I'd paid all of the Vault Hunters that I got a message on my ECHO from Tracy.
"Yeah? What's up, Tracy?" I asked.
"You may want to come to the bridge... we're getting a transmission from that Tyreen girl again. And she refuses to talk to anyone until you show up," Tracy said, me frowning at that.
"So, she finally wants to talk to me without any interference, huh? I'm coming right away," I said as I warped myself and Bloodwing to the ECHO of Angel in the bridge, me then looking at the middle computer and we saw that Tyreen was still waiting.
"Okay... connecting you right-" Tracy was about to say before I spoke.
"No. I want to give some kind of honor. Only Tracy and I will stay in the bridge. Everyone else can go do other things on the ship until I say so," I said, Lilith frowning at me.
"But she tried to kill you! You're seriously considering talking to her regularly?" Lilith asked, obviously annoyed, yet surprised.
"Hey, she's the boss, right? Let's just listen to her... but only if you promise to tell us everything that happens, okay?" Ava asked me as I simply nodded.
"I promise," I said, the group of people leaving us be after that as Tracy then connected me to Tyreen.
"UGH! Finally! You kept me waiting, huh, fucker?!" Tyreen asked in anger as I simply frowned.
"I had to make sure that it was just you and me talking. Whatever you say, I'm going to take note of it. And if you want some things to remain secret, I'll make sure it stays that way," I said as I crossed my fingers... and I then looked at Tracy and thought to her my plan, her simply nodding at me.
"You're seriously trying to feign kindness to me now?! After you ruined my powers?! After that fucking stunt down there, I can now only absorb for 1 minute every half hour! You RUINED my reputation! You ruined my plans, you ruined my powers, you! RUINED! EVERYTHING!" she shouted at me angrily as I then sighed and tried to keep my cool.
"Yeah, that's nice... meanwhile, when you executed that sneak-attack on me, I almost died... but I let your brother out of my body so that he wouldn't die along with me. Do you remember that?" I asked, Tyreen then looking to stammer a bit.
"I... Uh..." she said as I then spoke again.
"And I had a bunch of children with some of my girlfriends, all of them younger than 3 years old. If I would've died, I'd have never seen them again... but then again, considering your track record, you'd probably kill your children the moment they were born for your own power craze, right?" I asked, Tyreen getting angry as she seethed a bit.
"S-Shut up! I'd never-" she was about to say before I spoke again.
"The fact that you would've done that to your own brother is proof that you'd be willing to kill anyone to get your way. And don't think I haven't seen your future, Tyreen. Because I'll tell you how it is. If you keep going down this path and through with this plan, your future? It involves you absorbing one of the Vault Guardians... but doing so would make you the weakest god in history! And then you'd die after being blown up by a whole slew of heroes. So. You going to keep on going down the dark path? Or are you willing to turn tail and give up. Because every battle we have makes me stronger, as seen previously," I said, Tyreen then getting even madder, though I could feel it. She was scared stiff about what I'd said with her future.
"You... You little NOTHING! You don't know anything! You say that you know the future?! Answer me this. Where's the next Vault I plan to plunder, hmm?" Tyreen asked as I simply smiled.
"Eden-6. You're sending your bandits to attack the Jakobs corporation so you can force them to show you the location," I said, Tyreen gawking at that before then looking taken aback. "And if you think I'm bluffing, try me," I said as I sensed through the ECHOnet and saw that she was directly next to another bad guy that I'd have to get to. "I also know that you've made buddies with Aurelia the Baroness. You know she was one of Handsome Jack's cronies, right? The man who wanted bandits like you dead? Why would you ally with someone like that?" I asked as Tyreen then gulped.
"I heard that you were the one to control the Warrior, right?" asked the voice of Aurelia out of nowhere, which I expected. "How about this, bitch. Yes, I am on Eden-6. And yes, I know that my stupid brother is there. I want to fight your pet. If your Warrior can defeat me, the baroness of ice and cold, I'll do exactly as you say. But if I slay your Warrior, you do exactly as I say. What do you say, bitch? Want to throw down a bet like that?" Aurelia asked as I honestly knew for a fact what my answer would be.
"No," I said. And when I said that, Aurelia laughed a bit.
"Seriously? I want to fight the slayer of Hyperion's pet! Now take my bet right now!" Aurelia said as I spoke again.
"I gave the warrior the freedom to do whatever he wants, so long as the worst evils across the world are eliminated. I'm having him do a good deed by doing that. And I already know how powerful you are, Aurelia. In my eyes, you and my Warrior would be pretty much evenly-matched and I don't want to risk it all on someone that has a track record of working for sleazy murderers. How do I know you won't cheat and bring an entire army to face the Warrior?" I asked, Aurelia frowning at that.
"Hmph. You've done your homework, at least. I expect nothing less from the leader of the Crimson Raiders. Fine, just a one-on-one match instead. You against me. No help from anyone or anything. A battle to the death. And to the victor go the spoils," Aurelia said as I simply smiled at that.
"That I can handle effortlessly, baroness. Our battleground will be on the planet of Pandora in the Eridium Blight. You name the terms, I name the place," I said, Aurelia smirking at me.
"Your death wish has been granted. I'll be sure to collect your bounty the moment you die!" Aurelia snarled before she cut the connection and I then let everyone back into the place.
"So what's going on now?" Maya asked with concern.
"Well, the next location that Tyreen is going to is Eden-6. They plan to take over the Jakobs corporation to force them to reveal the Vault's location... we're going to need a team to get there immediately and try to meet up with Team B. In the meantime, I kind of made a foolish bet to battle one of Tyreen's commanders in a fight to the death on Pandora's Eridium Blight," I said, Troy smirking at that.
"And just who is it?" he asked.
"Aurelia the Baroness," I said. And when I said that name, almost every single one of the original groups of Vault Hunters and allies I'd made from game 2 looked at me in shock and with grim looks.
"Aurelia?! You made a deal to battle AURELIA?! She was the absolute toughest bitch I've ever fought before, and that was 8 years ago that we battled! She gets stronger as she ages! And you're going to face her on Pandora?!" Lilith asked with shock.
"Yes, I am. Believe it or not, this will benefit the team on Eden-6, as Tyreen planned for Aurelia to kidnap Hammerlock so she could get the owner of Jakobs to give out the location of the Vault. If I can eliminate Aurelia, I'd be saving everyone a whole heap of trouble... now, for this one, I'm going to ask one of you to look after Bloodwing in my absence... maybe we can have a bit of a reunion between her and Mordie?" I asked, that making Salvador smile.
"Oh hell yeah! I'll take care of her for ya!" Salvador said with a smirk as Bloodwing then perched herself on his shoulder pad with her talons.
"Stay safe, Josie. We will accept nothing less than victory," Moxxie said as I saw she was currently breastfeeding Koga and Janine, who were the youngest of my kids for sure.
"I'll win, that much I can promise... and I expect nothing but the best from you guys, too. Ava, I'm going to be putting you in the field for this one. Your job, kill the stragglers of any of the COV idiots. Don't get into a fight you can't win, okay?" I said, her nodding at me.
"I promise, Josie. I'll be the Second Best Vault Hunter in no time! Guess who number 1 is?" Ava asked as she then pointed at me.
"I know... Lilith, you're also going to Eden-6 to keep an eye on Ava. Maya, you're in charge of Sanctuary in my absence and Lilith's absence, okay? If any intruders arrive, kill 'em on sight," I said, her nodding at me. And Lilith actually smiled widely as she then did a bit of a happy jump.
"Finally! I get to do some Firehawk action for a change!" Lilith smiled with a bit of excitement.
"Try not to go overboard with your fire powers, Lilith. Eden-6 is a planet filled with plants after all. We don't need the place to be burned down to the ground, since Jakobs uses the timber for their guns," I said, Lilith nodding at that.
"I'll keep it under control... you better get going to the Blight. Aurelia doesn't like waiting," Lilith said, me nodding as I then simply warped myself to the nearest bit of technology to Aurelia.. and I saw she was at the Blight and was waiting near the lava river. I emerged from the nearby Hyperion computer and saw that she was trying to find me.
"Oh, come on! You didn't chicken out on me already, did you?!" Aurelia asked in annoyance as she held her left hand with a shudder. It was the one that had her ice powers. I simply responded by using the effects of Auburn breath to make the ground around us have tons of columns erupt from the dirt and get leveled out to a long, flat walk... though I did need to divert the lava flow in order to do so. And I then simply stood at the other side on the biggest column with a smile, my guitar in front of me and my hands in my shirt sleeves.
"Heya... you've been busy, huh?" I asked, doing the intro to the hardest fight of Undertale... and the hardest rock in the game.
"Hmph. Likewise," Aurelia said as I then spoke again.
"So, I got a question for ya... do you think that even the worst person can change? That everyone can be a good person... if they just... try?" I asked, Aurelia simply stepping forward as I then laughed creepily and at a loud volume, causing her to stop moving. "Alright, well... here's a better question..." I said as I then made my eyes go black, which was actually the opposite of silver. What did it do? It gave me heat vision at the expense of my eyes going completely black. "Do you wanna have a bad time?" I asked with my deep being as deep and distorted as possible. "Cause if you take another step forward... you are REALLY not going to like what happens next..." I growled, Aurelia snubbing her nose as she then walked forward some more.
"Welp... sorry, lovelies... this is why I never let loose..." I said as I then simply trapped Aurelia in place with a simple usage of the opposite effects of auburn. Her feet were now completely stuck to the ground and she'd not be able to move at all. "It's a beautiful day today, isn't it? Birds are singing... lava is flowing... on days like these... girls like you..." I said before then making everything blackout except for me and her. "SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL," I growled before then forcing the ground to twist Aurelia's ankles, causing her to screech before I then forced a large flume of fire at her... and then started shooting her on all sides with my clone ability and all of us emitting large lasers of electircity! And I could tell that Aurelia was weakened... but also still very much alive and ready to attack with devastating force.
"Not enough? Time to end your... Megalovania," I said with a frown as I then started to play the tune on my guitar just by thinking into it as I then also released her feet and grabbed my Flipper. It was time to sing!
"~Now we stand here, in this ugly place
Wonder who's to blame, maybe one ugly face.
Here we stand in, the Eridium Blight,
Come and face me, time for your final fight!" I sung as Aurelia then tried to attack me with an ice blast... but I simply switched to Indigo and forced it to melt into water the moment it hit my body.
"Somewhere deep down, in your frozen heart,
I thought there was good, hidden by the dark,
After what you've done, killing friends and foes,
Now I'm here to say, stop it! You're a hoe," I sung before it got to the awesome beat drop and the guitar finally kicked in the mind fucks.
"Retribution, that is what you need!
Perspiration! Of your pores will bleed!
Preparation! Before you face me!
Annihilation! In your mind, I see!" I said as the guitar made her think she was getting boiled alive by the lava, causing her to try and use the cryogenic powers on herself! What an idiot! She was falling for it hook, line, and sinker!
"Jumping all through space and junk!
Your face I am gonna dunk!
Through the hole inside your hunk of heart you call a soul!
Now we stand here, face-to-face!
Defiling this sacred place!
I am going to erase your pay, your life, your role!" I sung loudly as Aurelia had frozen herself solid before then simply melting the ice when she realized that it was my guitar doing the mind-fuckery. She immediately tried to drench the guitar in a flume of water, but I stopped it with a conjured wall of rock as Aurelia then growled as I got to the next part as I then started to shoot at her with the Flipper.
"Working for assholes left and right!
All the money in the world couldn't save you from this plight!
You think Handsome Jack was the perfect man to trust... or was that just your luuuust?!
Tyreen is just a bandit fool!
Wants to overtake the universe and be a god to rule!
If she has her way, then the world will turn to dust... why are you so injuuuust!
Play... your cards straight, mate...
Choose... the path to take...~" I sung as I'd managed to get Aurelia down to the ground with the amount of bullets I got into her as well as the guitar still making her feel like she was melting in lava. She then collapsed on the ground and breathed in and out.
"N-No more... Tap out... I yield..." Aurelia said with her voice straining, almost as if she were trying not to cry from the pain... and to be fair, she had large burn marks all over her body from the amount of bullets I shot at her. I then simply walked over to her, while also encasing her arms and legs in stone. "Do it... finish me off... I'm better off dead..." Aurelia said as I simply frowned at her.
"Pathetic," I frowned as I simply put something on her neck. It was a tracking collar, one that would lock onto her neck and only come off if you said the password in my voice. "Unlike you and most bandits, I took a vow. I'm never killing another bandit ever again. And that includes you. So instead, this tracker will suffice," I said, Aurelia shuddering at me in fear and anger as I then spoke. "This collar is specifically designed to not only track your exact location in the universe, but it will also be hooked up to a remote I have on Sanctuary," I said, her gulping at me. "I'll be keepin VERY close tabs on you from here on out, Aurelia. If you kill anyone ever again, no matter who it is, I push the button. You will be paralyzed for the rest of your life and die with no one to remember you and no one to love you... so you either give up killing people and try to be friendly to others... or die without knowing true happiness," I said as I then simply turned around and was about to leave before she stopped me...
"Wait!" Aurelia shouted, before seething in pain as I saw that she'd freed herself... but she wasn't aiming her hand at me. "You had every opportunity to kill me in that fight... you could've killed me at any point, I know that much for a fact... so why... why let me live? You know I can take this collar off myself, right?" the Baroness tried to say before I spoke.
"Prepared for that, too. Trying to tamper with it will make it paralyze you instantly as a fail-safe system. You're stuck with that thing for life... and to answer your first question... I want you to prove that me sparing you wasn't a lost cause. You can do whatever the hell you want, but if it involves killing humans, your body becomes a limp noodle for the rest of your life. I feel that's enough of a punishment, if you include how easily I beat someone as tough as you in combat," I said with a frown as I then left the planet and warped back to Sanctuary proper with a frown on my face.
"Josie! Oh my gosh! You actually beat her! I was so worried!" Nisha said with excitement as she then hugged me and I simply hugged her back, but my frown remained.
"Angel... I'm going to need that remote for the tracker collar," I said, Angel being confused before I then simply pushed the button that showed her exact location on Pandora. Her collar was now active. Just one more button push and she'd become a pool noodle.
"Wait... you let her live?" Maya asked in shock as I simply smiled.
"Why?" Vlad asked.
"I put the collar on her and told her my ruling. We're going to keep a close eye on her, now. I told her that, if I caught her killing anymore people, she would be paralyzed immediately with the collar. So I told her to try and better herself and make friends that don't want to kill people. If she fails to do that, she's proven that she's a bad egg. And she will die alone," I said, as I noticed some of the babies were around in the form of Blayde Jr, Venus, and Thwakko... they were being breast fed by Gaige and Nisha, as someone then handed me another kid... one that I smiled at when I knew who it was. And who was handing him to me?
"Tina?" I asked with a smile as I felt my heart throbbing in happiness.
"Yeah, it's me... I'm glad to see you again, sweet tits," Tina smiled as she then gave me her kid, who I smiled at how she looked an awful lot like a baby me! I then simply gave her some food from my own boob, me smiling at how the baby cooed happily at me... but then, after a few sucks, I then heard something surprising.
"Hewwo... mama-bassa," JJ spoke! I was very shocked, but I didn't let her realize that.
"She learned how to speak that just last week. I tell her bedtime stories about the Biohazard Breathmint and how she was the slayer of dragons, evil sorcerers, and a slew of monsters that wanted to eat her girlfriends for dinner," Tina said as I simply smiled at her... JJ then finished suckling and I then patted him over my shoulder until she burped, me smiling as I then handed her back to Tina with a smile.
"I'm so happy... I finally get to meet ya, little lady... heehee!.. I'm glad I got to meet you... I missed you too, Tina," I smiled as I hugged her close, as she had now grown to be the same height as I was. I then kissed her on the lips and with a bit of tongue, which Tina giggled at while everyone else looked at us in either amusement or disgust.
"Okay, the reason I came here after your badass friends went to Eden-6 is because my parents learned how to make bombs from me. I have a ride for you and me to go Eden-6 in style waiting in the hangar bay. You'll love it," Tina said as I simply smiled.
"Okay then," I smirked as I then handed JJ to Tracy.
"Here, Tracy. You can spend some time with Josie Junior while Tina and I go to Eden-6 to help out Jakobs," I said, her smirking at me.
"You got it!" she smiled as Tina then grabbed my hand and pulled me down to the bottom of the ship by jumping down through the open floors and then running down Marcus's section to show the ride... and I gawked at who the ride was gonna be on!
"Ah! It's Queen Crystal!" I gawked as she simply whinnied happily and then farted out something. It was a special gun that I gawked at. One of the absolute best guns in the second game, only accessible by feeding this diamond pony a mysterious amulet in the Commander Lilith DLC!
"Oh my! This is a beautiful turd that I will use with pride!" I smirked widely.
"She's pooped out a version of that gun for everyone in my family. She must consider you as fam, and rightfully so," Tina giggled as I then got onto Queen Crystal's back along with Tina and she then smiled.
"Crystal, off to Jakobs HQ!" Tina smiled, Queen Crystal then whinnying and then galloping around the center of the hangar before I then gawked at how we'd been teleported into the sky, high above the swamp that held the Jakobs hut! "Hold on tight, Josie, because QC really likes to give some fun rides!" Tina smirked as I wrapped my legs tighter around the diamond pony's thighs and I then proceeded to have roller coaster simulator number 2! Only this time, on a flying pony made of diamonds!