Hi everyone, I'm back with another chapter of DC Superhero Girls and Aura Guardian! In this chapter, you'll see a very very bad cat who turns out to be villainous! And now, on with the story!
*I DON'T OWN POKÉMON OR DC SUPERHERO GIRLS!*
It was another glorious day in Metropolis, as Ash, N, and Lita were helping Jessica at the pet adoption center.
Dewey: All right, team, gather round. [sighs] Okay. So today, we're gonna try to beat last year's goal and get... ...three pets adopted.
Jessica: Three? Why stop at three? I say we get all these pets adopted. Who is with me?
Ash and Lita: Yeah!
Pikachu: [determined] PIKA!
Jessica: Forever homes! Forever homes! Forever homes! That's the spirit. Now... Let's house some pets.
[dogs barking]
[panting]
[inaudible cheer]
[squawking]
[hissing]
[squeaking]
Dewey: Wow, Jess. You've got a real gift for pairing animals with families.
Jessica: Well, I believe there's a perfect owner for every pet. It's up to us to find them.
Ash: Yeah! You're really good at this, Jess!
Jessica: Thanks, Ash! And thanks again for helping me today!
Ash: No problem! It was pretty fun!
Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKACHU!
Lita: I second that!
N: Indeed!
Ash: Yep! Lita has a thing or two here with pets!
Lita: Oh, Ash [kisses his cheek]!
Pikipek: [lands on Jessica's shoulder] PIKIPEK!
Ash: [gasps] A Pikipek! [takes out Rotom Phone]
Ash's Rotom Phone: Pikipek, the Woodpecker Pokémon. A Normal and Flying type. This Pokémon feeds on berries, whose leftover seeds become the ammunition for the attacks it fires off from its mouth.
Ash: Jess, is it yours?
Pikachu: PIKA?
Jessica: Yep! Caught it the other day! [nuzzles it] And it's really cute!
Pikipek: [happy] PIKI!
Ash: That's awesome, Jess! Now you have three Pokémon!
Pikachu: PIKA!
Jessica: Yep! [gives Pikipek a Sitrus Berry] Here, Pikipek! Snack time!
Pikipek: [eating Sitrus Berry] PIKI PIKI PIKI PIKI!
Jessica: Hungry little guy, aren't you?
Pikipek: [nods] PIKI! [Bullet Seed move] PIKIPEK!
Ash: That's Bullet Seed!
Pikachu: PIKA!
Lita: Whoa!
N: Impressive!
Jessica: Easy with the attack, Pikipek!
Pikipek: [lands on her shoulder] PIKIPEK!
When they went to put a few cages away in storage...
[electricity crackling]
Jessica: [gasps]
[lights switching on]
[electricity crackling]
Jessica: Hello?
[thudding in distance]
Ash: [reads danger sign] Say's here it's a cat named Dexter.
Jessica: Dexter. How did we miss you, sweetie?
Ida: Back away from that cage if you know what's good for you.
Jessica: Wha... What?
Ida: I used to think Dexter was sweet, too. [chuckles] [inhales deeply] Until the day I tried to feed him... [shows them scratch marks on arm] ...dry cat food.
Dewey: I called him Dexy. [shows them scratch marks on stomach] Big mistake.
Katie: Remember what happened when Monica touched his tail?
Monica: [going crazy] Here kitty, kitty. Meow... Meow...
Lita: [shakes her] Pull yourself together, woman!
Ash: Sheesh!
Jessica: [chuckles] Come on, you guys. He's just a cat.
Ash: Yeah! He seems harmless!
Dewey: No! He's a bad cat. And besides, it's almost his... "time."
Jessica: [gasps]
N: No...
Ash: His "time"? What does that mean?
Pikachu: PIKA?
Jessica: [whispers in his ear]
Ash: [gasps] [to Dewey] You can't be serious?!
Dewey: Very serious!
Lita: No...
Dewey: Just leave it alone.
Dex-Starr: [purring]
Jessica: Leave it alone? I don't know the meaning of the words.
[bolt clanking]
[all whimpering]
[purring]
Monica: No! That purr! Everyone, run!
Lita: Good grief!
Jessica: They don't understand you, Dexter, but I know you're a good cat.
Ash: [pets his head] Yeah! We'll help you find a good home!
Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKACHU!
Soon, Jessica put up a bunch of signs to show the cat that's up for adoption.
Ash: I know you wanna help Dexter, Jessica, but are all these signs really necessary?
Jessica: You got any better ideas?
Ash: Good point!
Pikachu: [sweat drops] PIKA...
N: Whenever you're ready, Jessica.
Jessica: Hi, there! Interested in a sweet, adorable, cuddly little kitty?
Mother: Oh, I don't know. We're not much of an animal family.
Jessica: Well, having a cat like Dexter can teach your son all sorts of valuable life skills.
Dex-Starr: [purring from petting]
Jessica: Aw, I think he likes you.
That's when the boy was about to touch his tail!
Ash: No! Don't!
Pikachu: [scared] PIKA!
Lita: Not the tail!
Dex-Starr: [snarling]
Jessica: Wait! Please! Whoa!
Dex-Starr: [snarling]
Jessica: Whoa! Ow.
Dex-Starr: [snarling]
Jessica: [yells]
Just as the cat was about to lunge at Jessica, one of the volunteers came in and wrapped him up in a blanket.
Dewey: [panting] Jess, I told you to leave it alone! No one on Earth is going to adopt this cat!
Lita: What would you know?! Have a heart!
Ash: Yeah! What she said!
Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKACHU!
N: Agreed! Everyone and everything deserves a chance!
Jessica: That's right!
Soon, they piled into her car to help find Dexter a good home.
Jessica: What you need is an owner with a strong will, a leader you can follow...
Dex-Starr: [meows softly]
Turns out, they had Diana in mind.
Diana: Certainly I will help this creature in need.
Jessica: I knew you'd be perfect for each other. He's strong and independent, just like you.
Diana: Fear not, Jessica. Oftentimes I cared for others' animal companions on Themyscira. I even became known as the Minotaur whisperer.
Ash: You've dealt with Minotaurs?!
Diana: Of course!
Ash: [eyes sparkle] Whoa!
Diana: [as Dexter nuzzles against her] [chuckles] See? He is pleased. [sniffles] [chuckles nervously] Oh! Ahhh! [sneezes] What is this witchcraft?
Jessica: Oh no!
Diana: [sneezing]
Jessica: You're allergic to cats!
N: Oh my!
Diana: [sneezing uncontrollably]
Jessica: Dexter, no! Get off of her! Get off!
Diana: [muffled] Remove this demon at once!
Lita: [squirts Dexter with spray bottle] Dexter! Stop that!
Dex-Starr: [hisses]
Jessica: Maybe what you need is a more traditional environment, a family structure to make you feel safe.
Dex-Starr: [purring softly]
Babs: [squealing] Jess, I've always wanted a cat! I'll call him Batkitten.
Jessica: Why not Batcat?
Babs: No, that's dumb. Batkitten!
Jessica: Oh, I think we've found you the perfect owner, Dexter. Er... Batkitten. [chuckles]
Dex-Starr: [purring]
Babs: [nervously] Uh, careful, Batkitten, that's one of mommy's favorite Batman figurines!
Ash: Wow, Babs! How long have you been collecting these for?
Pikachu: PIKA?
Babs: I don't remember! I lost count!
Dex-Starr: [purring maliciously]
Babs: [gasps, grunts] Phew. That was a close one, huh? [gasping, grunting]
Jessica: Dexter, stop that!
Babs: Batkitten, don't even think about it. It took me thirty-two hours of painstaking-[yells] Batkitten, no! [thuds]
Rockruff (Ace Jr.): [playful bark] RUFF! RUFF!
Babs: Ace Jr.! A little help, please!
Rockruff (Ace Jr.): ROCK! [to Dex-Starr] [defensive bark] ROCK! ROCKRUFF!
Dex-Starr: [hisses]
That's when Dexter lunged at Ace Jr.!
Rockruff (Ace Jr.): [scared] ROCK! [hides behind Babs] ROCKRUFF!
Babs: It's okay, Ace Jr.! I gotcha!
Soon...
Jessica: Maybe what you need is a real animal lover.
Garth: He's cool with fish, right?
Dex-Starr: [burps]
Jessica: Okay, so I have no reason to think this next one will be the perfect owner, but you never know!
Hal: Oh, sure I'll take him, I love these things. I'll teach him to catch a tennis ball, let him do his thing on a few hydrants.
Dex-Starr: [purring]
Lita: [sweat drops] Uh, Hal? You're thinking of dogs.
Hal: This isn't a dog?
Ash: [facepalms] Good grief!
Pikachu: [sighs] PIKA PIKA...
Hal: No matter! We're gonna bro-down hard. Right, D-Money? Who's my D-Money?
[door slams]
Jessica: [sighs in relief]
Dexter: [snarling]
Hal: [screaming painfully]
[alarm blaring]
Hal: Grovyle, do something!
Grovyle: GRO!
Jessica: [groans in dismay] Don't worry, Dexter. We just need to cast a wider net, show the world how amazing you are!
Ash: How though?
Pikachu: PIKA?
Jessica: You'll see!
["Who's That Pokémon?" time]
[as a silhouette shows a cat Pokémon]
Ash and Jessica: Who's that Pokémon?
Ash and Jessica: It's Purugly!
[as the silhouette reveals Purugly]
Purugly: PURUG!
[End]
Turns out, what Jessica had in mind was dressing up Dexter and making a video of him.
Dex-Starr: [growling]
Jessica: Smile, Dexter. Once the world sees how amazingly cute you are, you'll get adopted in no time.
Ash: [to N] [sweat drops] This is kinda weird!
Pikachu: [sweat drops] [agreeing] PIKACHU!
N: [sweat drops] Indeed!
Lita: [sweat drops] And how!
Olivia: Aw, look at his little hat.
Claire: He's so cute. Can we get him, Mommy, can we?
That's when the people started crowding around Dexter.
Lita: Wow! I can't believe that worked!
Jessica: [grunts, gasps] nervously] Let's just...
[all cooing]
Jessica: ...give him a little space.
Amanda: So cute.
Jessica: Maybe not quite so close,
[indistinct chatter]
Jessica: [chuckles nervously]
Greg: Oh, so cute.
Claire: Listen to him purr, Mommy! I saw him first.
Leah: I want him!
Dex-Starr: [purring]
Then there was trouble!
Ash: Uh oh!
Dexter's eyes started to glow red!
Then, deep within space, a strange red light came crashing towards Earth, and hit the pet shop, as Dexter was hit by it, and began levitating!
Claire: Look, Mommy. He's levitating.
That's when a power ring started glowing and floating towards Dexter from the smoking crater.
N: [gasps]
Lita: What is that?!
Jessica: Wait. Is that...a power ring?
Ash: But it's red!
That's when a burst of red energy shot out.
[all screaming]
Jessica: [grunts] [groans]
Dex-Starr: [telepathic] So...you want to play dress-up with the sweet little kitty-cat, eh? How do you like...this outfit?
Jessica: [whimpering] D... Dexter?
Dex-Starr: [telepathic] Dexter? [chuckles maliciously] I'm afraid not. From this day forward I shall be known as Dex-Starr of the Red Lantern Corps!
Ash: [gasps] You can use telepathy?!
Dex-Starr: [telepathic] That's right, boy! I can!
Jessica: Red Lantern Corps?
Dex-Starr: Indeed. Our members are chosen from the angriest beings in the universe, and our rings are fueled by the red light of rage!
Jessica: Oh, it was the bowtie, wasn't it? I knew that was too much.
Dex-Starr: [hissing angrily]
Jessica: Okay, Jimmy, we just have to get that ring off of his...
[running footsteps receding]
Jessica: [sighs] ...tail.
Lita: [sarcastic] Talk about courage!
Jessica: [gasps] [whimpering] Nice kitty...
Dex-Starr: [growling] [telepathic] [angrily] I am not a nice kitty! [retching]
That's when he spewed lava!
Ash: Whoa!
Pikachu: PIKA!
Lita: YIKES!
That's when they all ran!
Jessica: Dexter, please! Let's talk about this!
N: You must calm down!
Dex-Starr: [telepathic] Silence! Wearing collars. Eating kibble. Forcing me into a forever home. My forever home is suffering! My forever home is pain! And soon, yours will be, too! [retching lava]
Jessica: [grunts] Everyone, out the back! Go!
N: Evacuate at once!
That's when they made a dash again.
Dex-Starr: Cat and mouse, kiddies? Very well. Come back, scaredy-cat. [laughs maliciously] Meow?
Jessica: [gasps]
Dex-Starr: [purring] You couldn't just leave it alone, could you? No, you don't know the meaning of those words!
Ash: Dex-Starr, stop this! She didn't wanna leave you alone because it was almost your "time"!
Dex-Starr: What do you mean my "time"?!
Ash: No time to explain! Aura up!
Then, Ash transformed into Aura Guardian!
Aura Guardian: [to Lita] [holds out his hand] Ready, my beautiful Sailor Scout?
Lita: Ready, my Aura Man! [pulls out her power stick] Jupiter Crystal Power!
Then, Lita transformed into Sailor Jupiter!
Finally, Jessica transformed into Green Lantern.
Dex-Starr: [chuckles] Well, then... It appears someone else has some new outfits, too.
Sailor Jupiter: [smirks] Impressed, kitty?
Dex-Starr: [telepathic] You could use a little more color!
Aura Guardian: Well I think she's pretty just the way she is!
Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKA PIKA!
Sailor Jupiter: Aww! Thanks, Aura [kisses his cheek]!
Green Lantern (Jessica): Focus! It's over, Dex-Starr. Hand me the ring.
Dex-Starr: Never! You shall pay for your crimes against felinity.
That's when he spewed lava again, as Green Lantern created a cage to hold it.
Aura Guardian: [tosses PokéBall] Lycanroc, Stone Edge!
Lycanroc: [appearing] ROC! [Stone Edge move] ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW ROC!
Dex-Starr: [pained growl]
Aura Guardian: Yeah! That's showing him, Lycanroc!
Lycanroc: ROC!
Green Lantern: [tosses PokéBalls] Duosion, Psybeam! Litwick, Flame Burst! Pikipek, Drill Peck!
Duosion: [Psybeam move] DUOSION!
Litwick: [Flame Burst move] LIT...WICK!
Pikipek: [Drill Peck move] PIKI...PEK!
Dex-Starr: [pained growl] [telepathic] You pests!
Aura Guardian: Give up, putty tat?
Dex-Starr: Never!
That's when Dex-Starr blasted energy at Litwick and Pikipek!
Litwick: [pained] WICK!
Pikipek: [pained] PIKI!
Green Lantern (Jessica): [gasps] Litwick! Pikipek! Return!
She then returned them from further harm.
Sailor Jupiter: Sparkling Wide Pressure!
Dex-Starr: [electrocuted]
Aura Guardian: Nice shot, Jupiter!
Sailor Jupiter: Thanks, sweetie!
That's when Dex-Starr started chasing the heroes again.
Dex-Starr: You could never escape me. I am the ultimate hunter!
That's when Green Lantern created a cat toy, making Dex-Starr's feline instincts kick in.
Dex-Starr: [coos] [meows] [plays with cat toy] [meows]
Aura Guardian: [snickers] Oh man...
Pikachu: [snickers] PIKA PI!
Sailor Jupiter: [snickers] This is too rich!
Dex-Starr: [frustrated snarling] [destroys cat toy] Enough! Let's see how you like being toyed with. [growling]
That's when he sliced open bags of kitty litter and started running around, creating a massive sandstorm in the store!
Aura Guardian: [coughing] It's like he can use the move, Sandstorm!
Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKA PIKA!
Sailor Jupiter: I can't see anything!
N: [coughs] We must do something!
Dex-Starr: Oh, Green Lantern. [meows, laughs] Is this what you're looking for? You'll have to be faster than that. Over here...
Green Lantern (Jessica): [grunts] [tries to grab ring on his tail]
Dex-Starr: Let's stop pussyfooting around. [shoots laser at her]
Green Lantern (Jessica): [grunts, groans]
Aura Guardian: You guys, the exit! Let's move!
N, Sailor Jupiter and Green Lantern (Jessica): Right!
Soon, they escaped from the store, where nearly half the parking lot was full of sand.
Green Lantern (Jessica): [coughing]
Dex-Starr: And now, Green Lantern, it seems it is almost your "time." Then, this whole stinking planet will be my forever home! [growling] [attacks them with flaming construct fangs]
Aura Guardian: Look out!
Pikachu: PIKA!
Duosion: [protects them] DUO!
That made Duosion take the hit.
Duosion: [pained] DUOSION!
Green Lantern (Jessica): [gasps] Duosion!
Dex-Starr: [laughs] [telepathic] That takes care of that pesky blob!
That's when a bright light washed over Duosion! It was evolving!
Aura Guardian: Duosion's evolving!
N: Incredible!
Soon, the process was complete and in Duosion's place was a new Pokémon.
Reuniclus: REUNICLUS!
Aura Guardian: Whoa! Reuniclus!
Jessica's Rotom Phone: Reuniclus has been newly registered to your Pokédex!
Green Lantern (Jessica): My sweet Duosion... You evolved!
Reuniclus: REUNICLUS!
Aura Guardian: And I think it learned a new move!
Reuniclus: [using Psychic on Dex-Starr] NICLUS!
Dex-Starr: [pained meows]
Aura Guardian: That was Psychic!
Pikachu: PIKA!
Green Lantern (Jessica): Wow! Great job, Reuniclus!
Reuniclus: [Drain Punch move] REU!
Dex-Starr: [pained meows]
Aura Guardian: And that was Drain Punch!
Green Lantern (Jessica): Wow!
Green Lantern then grew a determined look on her face.
Green Lantern (Jessica): Reuniclus, hold Dex-Starr in place with Psychic!
Reuniclus: [Psychic move] NICLUS!
Green Lantern then created a blanket to hold Dex-Starr in place.
Green Lantern (Jessica): [gasps] Give me the ring!
Dex-Starr: [telepathic] [furious] My tail! [snarling]
That's when he started rampaging all over the parking lot, destroying things, as Green Lantern hung on to his tail, as the Red Lantern cat crashed into the pet shop.
[ring surging]
Luckily, Green Lantern was able to get the ring off his tail.
Green Lantern (Jessica): [nuzzles Reuniclus] We did it, Reuniclus!
Reuniclus: [happy] NICLUS! [points to Dex-Starr] REU!
Dex-Starr: [purring softly]
Aura Guardian: Oh, Dex.
Pikachu: [sad] PIKA.
Sailor Jupiter: Poor thing.
Green Lantern (Jessica): Aw, Dex. What are we gonna do with you?
Soon...
Jessica: [softly] Okay, Dexter. It's almost time...
[bell dings in distance]
Jessica: [excitedly] ...for dinner!
Turns out, Jessica decided to adopt Dexter!
Jessica: Well, what do you think? Am I the perfect owner or what?
Dexter: [knocks food away]
Jessica: [gasps] Oh, you!
Reuniclus: [sighs] REU...
[Recap Time]
Babs: It's recap time!
Ash: Hey, girls! Who'd'ya meet today?
[as two Pokémon cards were placed in a binder]
Jessica: Pikipek and Reuniclus!
[as the screen shows Pikipek]
Ash: Pikipek is a Normal and Flying type found in the Alola Region! They're the perfect Pokémon for Alolan Trainers to catch when they're first starting out!
Jessica: And it's quite the eater with berries!
Pikipek: [Bullet Seed move] PIKIPEK!
Ash: And it does that after eating the berries!
[End]
And that's the end of this chapter! I hope you all enjoyed it! And there's more to come! So until then, see you all next time!
