(DISCLAIMER: Since this chapter gave my co-writer and I some pause, Megumin is officially aged up to 16 in this fic. I'll probably have some edits ahead of me in past chapters, so please excuse any mistakes you find while I fix them up.)
"So, what's up?" Kazuma asked the three women surrounding him, having been asked to have a word in private after breakfast, resulting in his girlfriends all entering his room and sitting him down on his bed. "You guys look pretty serious. Has something important come up?"
"Y-you could say that, yes." Darkness stuttered, fidgeting every so slightly in place. She looked to her fellow girlfriends who both nodded for her to continue. "Kazuma, the three of us have been talking and we were wondering if you were, by chance, ready to...r-ready to...ah…"
"What Darkness is trying to ask is if you'd be willing to have sex with us." Aqua supplied pleasantly, making the crusader in question whine and the diminutive mage beside her facepalm, all while Kazuma processed the goddess' words, his eyes slowly widening as his mouth opened in surprise. "I mean, if you're comfortable, of course. We don't want to force a decision or anything, but the question has been on our minds for a while now."
With his heart running a marathon and the gears in his head working overtime, the inexperienced hormonal teenager managed to get out, "Oh, like...like right here and now? F-for the sex, I mean?"
"To be fair, this is uncharted territory for all of us. It's...it's weird, and that's fine, right?" Megumin replied, glancing between all three of her party mates with relative certainty and confidence. "I mean, we played rock, paper, scissors to see who went first with you, so clearly we aren't doing much better than you here."
Of fucking course that's how they would decide it, Kazuma snarked internally, feeling the sudden tension alleviating slightly from hearing the amusing news. "Oh...So, uh, who won the lottery then? Heh, excuse the bad joke."
Megumin huffed and crossed her arms, avoiding Kazuma's gaze. At first, he thought her reaction was over the joke, but after noticing the pleased expressions that had grown on both Darkness and Aqua's faces, he realized what had really upset her.
"Holy shit, you actually lost? To them?" He sputtered in surprise, nearly flabbergasted by this development. "Aqua's terrible at rock, paper, scissors! How in the hell did you lose?"
"I'm still trying to figure that out for myself, okay!?" Megumin snapped before resuming her (admittedly) adorable pout. "It goes against the laws of probability I tell ya. Crimson Demons don't ever lose to anything."
"Well, I guess everyone has their off days." Kazuma retorted, before pausing and briefly cupping his face, trying to pull himself together enough to make a proper decision. "So, on the off chance I'm actually entertaining this, who would...y'know, g-go first?"
The nervous young man waited for one of the girls to answer, the anticipation clawing at his insides. Slowly, a certain crusader woman raised her hand while offering a meek, "T-that would be me, good sir…"
"Alright. Cool. Got it." Kazuma managed, before taking a deep breath and steeling himself internally. This was the next step in his relationship with the girls, and even though he was positively petrified about how this would play out, he was still willing to take the leap. No more getting cold feet! "So...how is this going to work, then? Are you two just gonna...wait outside?"
"More or less, yeah," Megumin answered coolly. "We agreed that two of us should guard the hall at all times so Wolbach or Sena don't pass by your room for...obvious reasons."'
"Plus, we also snagged these from Wiz's shop the other day. Figured they'd come in handy." Aqua added on, retrieving three small vials of dark blue liquid from god knows where and setting them on Kazuma's nightstand, throwing in a cheeky wink. "Just so you don't get worn out to quickly~"
Kazuma leaned in to inspect the vials Aqua placed on his nightstand, wondering why the holy hell Wiz would carry the potion equivalent to Viagra in her store. Actually, he wasn't really sure if he wanted to know. "Well, that solves THAT problem I guess, but what about protection? Or birth control? I'm not ready for a responsibility like that. Not in a million years."
"Relax, Kazzy. The tonic has dual effects; assistance with stamina and temporary infertility." Aqua replied, far more well versed than he had anticipated. Had...had she done research beforehand? "So you don't have to worry about...w-well, pulling out and such."
Wonder if the infertility thing is supposed to be the "negative" side effect of the product, Kazuma briefly wondered, fully aware of the undead shopkeeper's bad habit of selling defective merch. Wiz may be sitting on a goldmine and doesn't realize it.
"Ah. I see now. That is good," Kazuma stated robotically, still unbelievably nervous about doing it with someone who wasn't a figment of his succubus dreams. "Uh...I honestly don't know what to say. Under normal circumstances, I wouldn't mind getting pervy for the occasion, but...heh, well, it's different when you're in a consensual relationship, I guess. It feels more...real."
"Well, I'm sure you'll get into the swing of things soon enough. Darkness is eager enough to please, after all." Megumin retorted, earning an embarrassed sputter from the still fidgeting crusader before she and the goddess started to leave. "Well, we'll leave you guys to it. Have fun, you two, and try not to make too much of a mess!"
As the door to his bedroom closed shut, Kazuma and Darkness sat on his bed, staring at each other, silently figuring out who should be the first to break the ice. Kazuma decided to be the one to speak. "So, do you girls always tease each other about porking me or what?"
"I-I! No, of course not!" Darkness sputtered, her cheeks still a bright red as she shook her head vehemently, hastily attempting to explain. "It's just, we've discussed it once or twice, and you seemed like you've been doing a lot better as of late, so we talked again and finally agreed to a-approach you."
"It's alright, Dark. Just another joke to lighten the mood," Kazuma assured his girlfriend as he hesitantly reached out for one of the blue vials. "So...this is it, huh? This is the day we finally lose our virginity...heh, y'know, for all my talk, I never expected the day would finally come. Don't take that out of context."
"Well, I suppose on that subject, I can relate." Darkness replied, calming down slightly, at least enough to where she could keep her flush relatively in check. "As a crusader of Eris, I never really considered when or if I would have such a time to lose my v-virginly. Even in all my wildest fantasies, I'm not sure I ever expected you to be the one to take me...before our relationship began, of course."
"Yeah, well, I doubt I'll ever live up to your weird-ass fantasies, but…" In one gulp, Kazuma downed the tasteless blue liquid in the vial, wiping his mouth before continuing. "...I'll give it my best shot. Just for you."
"T-thank you, Kazuma. I hope to do the same for you." Darkness replied quietly, her cheeks regaining their flush as she cleared her throat and stood, hands already reaching for the straps armor. "W-well, I suppose I should get undressed, shouldn't I?"
"Uh, y-yeah, me too!" Kazuma blabbed, reaching for the helm of his shirt. It was almost as if he got his excited groove back at the most convenient of times. He briefly wondered if that had something to do with the tonic or not. Either way, he didn't particularly care, for he was currently focused on stripping down to his underwear at the current moment.
However, when his gaze returned to Darkness, he found himself left in a state of unexpected shock. She stood there before him, bare as could be with her face a shade of red to rival most apples, and all he could think in that moment is that she looked positively beautiful. And that...that was kinda a new one, given his past reactions to seeing Darkness naked before.
"W-w-w-well? W-whatever happened to that s-suave man who greeted me on the night of that f-fateful bath?" Darkness miserably teased, failing somewhat given her submissive nature. "This isn't the first time you've seen me n-n-nude."
"Y-yeah, well...this isn't a dream, is it?" Kazuma retorted, feeling his own face heat up considerably as he averted his gaze, trying to pull himself together. "This is very, very real and I'm not gonna apologize for being unprepared seeing you this exposed, alright?"
Unable to control herself any longer, Darkness let out a throaty moan, wrapping her arms around her chest and "unintentionally" giving her lover a better view of her globes. "Yes, please, whatever you do, DON"T apologize for your actions tonight! My body and soul is however you see fit, my love!"
"Easy, Dark, easy!" Kazuma practically hissed, still not quite as in control as he was hoping to be for this experience. "I-I mean, m-maybe we should start off with some foreplay? That's...typically how these things start, right?"
The horny crusader's closed eyes snapped open from her boyfriend's words. Awkwardly rubbing her forearm, she crawled onto Kazuma's bed as she spoke. "My apologies, Kazuma. I...suppose I've been pent up for a good while now, what with me keeping my urges in check. Still, I'm sorry in advance for scaring you like that. I was out of line."
"Yeah, well...no worries, Dark. I'm...just a little nervous right now." Kazuma admitted, taking a deep breath and recomposing himself, before turning to his crusader and mustering up the most suave tone he could manage. "However, considering what you and I are going to be doing for the foreseeable future, it wouldn't hurt for me to know what you want me to do. For you...and to you."
Darkness visibly shivered in delight before taking a moment to wipe the drool from her mouth and the small trickle of blood from her nose. She spoke while juggling her thoughts, "U-um, well...how about we start with something light, like kissing? Then perhaps we could...work our way to more inventive foreplay? Maybe?"
Kazuma hummed in consideration, advancing slowly on the quivering crusader until he was right in front of her, before lifting a hand to her chin and tilting her head upward forcefully, ensuring that their eyes were locked as he spoke his next words. "I think that's a good start. Why don't we put it to the test?"
Purposefully denying her time to respond, Kazuma proceeded to claim the blonde's lips with his own. Darkness barely let a gasp escape her before she passionately melted into her lover's kiss, instinctually mushing their bare bodies together as they continued to make out. With some guidance from both parties, the two found themselves kissing as though they had done it a million times in past lives. As such, it wasn't long before things started to heat up between them.
Darkness' tongue shyly requested entry into Kazuma's mouth, and the young man was more than eager to invite her in. After a rather one-sided tongue wrestling match, Kazuma "pinned" Darkness and completely dominated her mouth, earning him a sensual moan of satisfaction from his lover.
Kazuma, for his part, was surprised with how easily he'd shifted into the dominant roll that he knew Darkness desired. Maybe all his time with her really was making him more comfortable with her desires, especially given their current encounter. After a few more seconds, Kazuma pulled back, allowing both himself and Darkness a moment to breathe.
"So...how's that to start, then?" He asked playfully, earning a soft chuckle for his efforts before his free hand started to wander along the crusaders body. Her toned legs, her impressive abs, her stunning breasts-
"Ooohhh gods~" Darkness groaned, trembling with every graze she felt from Kazuma's gliding fingertips. "Th-this is a torture I never knew was imaginable..."
"And you're enjoying every second of it, aren't you?" Kazuma hummed, receiving another gasp as his hand finally came to rest on chest, gently massaging her left breast. "You may be an absolute freak, Dark, but you're my freak. Understood?"
"Y-y-yes, Master Kazuma," Darkness pathetically whimpered, mind gradually becoming hazier with each new touch. "I am your freak; a freak who will do anything to please her captor - A-AH! My nipple...!"
"Ah, ah, ah. Patience, love. Patience." Kazuma taunted with a low chuckle, distantly aware that he was getting far more comfortable in this role than he was anticipating. Gods, she'd really corrupted him, huh? Maybe he should punish her for that. "You're going to please me, alright. So do exactly as I say from now on, with no hesitation. Am I understood?"
Nodding vigorously, Kazuma backed off of Darkness, causing the crusader to whine in protest.
"Hey! I'll have none of that!" He barked. "Now, lay down on my lap with your fat ass facing up. It's time for your punishment. You did this to me, so now you face the consequences."
Darkness looked conflicted for a mere second, before immediately moving to obey his command, assuming the position he had described. Kazuma smirked evilly, wringing his hands together in preparation, and privately praying that this would be as satisfying as he hoped before reeling up to dish out the punishment that his crusader longed for.
"THIS is for embarrassing me in front of the guild when we first met!"
Kazuma applied all the force he could muster into his slap before crashing his hand down hard on Darkness' round ass. He was rewarded with both a nice ripple effect and a pained/aroused moan from the sultry knight. His hand might've stung, but honestly? He was having too much fun to even care!
Yup, it's official: this girl's ruined me, he jokingly thought before preparing his still stinging hand for another smack.
"THIS is for constantly looking to get some sick thrills when you should be focused on doing your damn job!" He hissed, relishing the moan that exploded out his girlfriend. One more should do just fine. "And THIS is just for the hell of it, you slutty freak!"
With a final slap to end all slaps, Kazuma smacked the crusader's cheeks until they were blistering red. After a particularly high-pitched and drawn out moan, Lalatina eventually settled herself down, panting like the pet she was while her rear end was left searing in pain. So was Kazuma's hand, but he made sure not to show his irritation. After all, he didn't want to ruin the moment for her, now did he?
"Feeling sufficiently punished, darling?" He inquired with a smirk, receiving a breathless confirmation, one which morphed into a surprised gasp as he flipped the crusader over onto the bed, assuming a new position to the rear. "Good. Now, for something just a touch more...fulfilling~"
Darkness barely had time to process what Kazuma could possibly be referring to before something very warm and very hard brushed against her ass, and suddenly she was on full alert. He couldn't possibly be...so soon, and so brash..!
"M-M-MASTER!?" Darkness yipped. "No! Don't, don't take me like this! It's so lewd, so degrading…!"
"Oh, I'm well aware. That's exactly why I'm doing it like this." Kazuma growled, leaning down low and releasing a shuddering breath right behind the girl's ear, making her shudder in excitement. "Because I know that it turns you on, Lalatina."
Using her real name while under such humiliating conditions? Oh, Kazuma was too cruel. Which is exactly what the virgin noble found to be so irresistible about him. While she would never admit it, Darkness truly felt comfortable enough with Kazuma for him to call her by her true title, even if it was genuinely embarrassing. If anything, him calling her Lalatina was almost like a show of trust; a test to see if she was really okay going forward with all of this.
And by Eris was she all in.
"I-I understand. Just...please be gentle, m-master." She managed to whimper, leaning back slightly and failing to suppress the light gasp that escaped her as she felt his shaft grind against her once more. "S-surely, you couldn't be cruel enough to get rough with me, f-for my first time, no less?"
Darkness sheepishly looked back when Kazuma didn't immediately respond. It appeared as though he himself was taking some careful consideration into her meek "request". However, a vile and sinister grin consumed his devilish features, making the masochist's heart flutter in her chest at the sight.
His response was everything she had hoped for: "I make no promises~"
His initial insertion was slow, controlled. After all, deep down Kazuma was just as scared as she was. However, his expression didn't waiver as thrusted forward, sparking a surprised and pained moan from the crusader as they both lost their respective virginities. It was at this point that Kazuma's persona faltered for a moment, as he was equally unprepared for the actual sensation of sex that he was left momentarily breathless.
D-damn! It's...so fucking tight! Thought the teen operating on minimal higher brain functions. He and his girlfriend's minds had collectively turned to mush once the true fun started. Kazuma's hips seemingly had a mind of their own for they involuntarily began thrusting back and forth. At first his movements were slow and rhythmic, almost like his baser instincts were just trying to test the waters as it were.
"Ah! M-master, it feels...amazing!" Darkness cried out, broken gasps and moans slipping out of her with every thrust, every move. "The pain...the pleasure...it's all perfect!"
It wasn't a smooth process initially, what with everybody still very much tense. However, once Darkness' womanhood loosened up, Kazuma started picking up more speed.
"Gah, fuck!" He hissed idly he slammed into her again and again, rewarded each time with a noise of satisfaction from the practically drooling crusader, who was starting to lose herself to the pleasure. "God, I didn't expect it to feel this good! Darkness-!"
"Kazuma-!" Darkness managed to choke out. "I, oh Eris I'm gonna cum! Gods, please let me cum! Guh - PLEASE JUST LET ME FUCKING CUM, PLEASE!"
Hearing the usually calm and composed women snap in such a lewd way was just enough to push Kazuma over the edge, a sudden burst of stamina washing over him as he increased his pace, relishing the loud moans that followed as he felt his own climax start to build.
"Darkness...I love you!" Kazuma grunted through clenched teeth. "Now take this, YOU SLUT!"
With one final thrust, Kazuma buried his member deep into his lover, a warm, tingling sensation coursing within. Darkness craned her neck upwards and howled in unadulterated ecstasy the likes of which she had never experienced before. Even Kazuma himself was unable to contain the carnal groan of pleasure that had been building up in his throat, releasing it the moment the couple came together at last.
Following their respective orgasms, both the adventurer and crusader slumped onto the bed, both quite worn from what had been a more than memorable experience. Darkness, unsurprisingly, recovered first, turning enough without dislodging Kazuma to plant a kiss on her lover's cheek, her cheeks flushed a bright red. "That was...spectacular, love."
"It...really was, wasn't it?" Kazuma gasped, finding Darkness' hand rubbing his sweaty chest and grasping it with his own. "Also...thank you, Lalatina. Thank you for...for being my first. I don't think I'll ever forget this day."
"Nor will I, Kazuma." Darkness replied pleasantly, before a particularly beautiful smile grew on her face as she practically sang her next words. "Oh, and by the way? I love you, too!"
After the "changing of the guard" as Kazuma so eloquently put it, Darkness clothed herself and tagged out for Aqua, who was concerningly eager to get a piece of her Kazuma. The teenaged boy briefly considered if the goddess perhaps held a perverted side to her as well. It'd make sense considering she likes to flaunt her bare ass around him all the time.
"Call me crazy, but ever since we started dating, I feel as though you girls have been spoiling me too much for my own good," Kazuma quipped as Aqua closed the door behind her, hungry eyes never leaving her meal. "Not that I'm complaining or anything. Just making an observation."
"Mhm, what's a little spoiling between lovers, right?" Aqua hummed pleasantly, advancing slowly on Kazuma while holding his gaze, lips curled up in an all too confident smile. "So, are you prepared to see what a goddess can provide for the man she loves most in the world?"
Suddenly, Kazuma was beginning to see the appeal in being submissive. Perhaps he owes Darkness an apology for all those jabs he's made regarding her masochism...Or not!
"You know it, darling," Kazuma replied in his iconic deep voice, downing another vial of the blue liquid before continuing with something a little more daring. "If you're half as good with your mouth as you are running it, I might be in good hands."
"Okay, I'll give you that one for free, but only because I'm excited to see you squirm." The goddess replied, her eyes practically glowing with mischievous intent as she leaned down, words measured sensually. "Now, are you gonna be a good boy and let me take the lead, or are we gonna have to get physical this early?"
Despite technically no longer being a virgin, Kazuma's mind was still spinning out of control. He didn't want to be subservient without at least putting up a fight but, surprisingly, his experience in watching hentai was failing him at the moment. Acting independently, the Holy Sword Excalibur showed itself through the lining in his boxers, and Aqua licked her lips at the sight.
"Maybe...I should just make the choice for you." She cooed, before snapping her fingers and making her clothes disappear, save for her socks. The young man was left positively starstruck at what he bore witness to.
"Perks of having magic at your fingertips. You haven't even seen what I have in store for you yet."
Aqua proceeded to kneel in front of Kazuma's erect shaft, a movement his perverted mind knew exactly where it was leading. With an alluring smirk that marked her gorgeous face, the goddess of water sandwiched his dick between her heavenly pillows, causing the young man to let out a sharp but pleasurable hiss in surprise.
"Mhm, comfortable?" She purred with that same, smug grin, shifting slightly back and forth, earning her a few more restrained grunts of pleasure. "There's no reason to be so quiet. Soon enough, you'll be screaming my name for more than just my normal acts deserving of praise."
"Want me to lose this boner?" Kazuma growled, somewhat annoyed but mostly just talking out of his ass. No way was he going to let her win that easily! "Then keep patting yourself on the back and it'll happen. Don't test me - oh fuck!"
Kazuma's mild aggravation all but melted away as the goddess planted a kiss at the tip of his dick. The movement was more than enough to startle him, which Aqua naturally found quite entertaining, but spared him any further theatrics as she leaned in closer, just barely lingering above his now twitching member.
"Seems Kazuma Jr. is standing perfectly fine to me," whispered the blue beauty, her steamy breath breezing down his manhood and making him shiver against his will. Aqua eyed Kazuma before smirking deviously. "Say, Kazzy, did you know that, as the goddess of water, my saliva is unlike any mortal woman's? Well, tell me what you think, 'kay~?"
Any potential retort Kazuma could have prepared died on his lips as Aqua leaned forward, and proceeded to practically inhale his waiting member in her mouth, before she proceeded to bob her head slowly and rhythmically along with a series of pleased hums and moans.
"Grgh! A-Aqua, I-fuck!" Kazuma hissed, words escaping him consistently with each bob of the goddess' head, the overwhelming heat of her welcoming mouth making his mind spin even fast. "You really are a goddess! I should give you more credit more often!"
His praise seemed to please the water goddess even further, as she proceeded to take his entire length in her mouth and let it rest for a moment, prompting a particularly embarrassing series of sputters from her lover, which in turn made Aqua giggle and ratcheted up the pleasure even more with the unexpected addition of the vibrations.
God, her mouth is so wet! Kazuma's mind wailed. And her tits are so soft! I'm not gonna hold out for much longer!
"A-A-Aqua!" he whimpered pathetically, completely at her mercy now. "I, I don't think - ooohhh - I don't think I'm g-gonna last...!"
The young man didn't even manage to reach the end of his sentence before he cut himself off with a sharp moan as he came in the goddess' mouth. Aqua, for her part, didn't even seem remotely bothered by his sudden climax, happily swallowing burst after burst of the warm, bitter liquid before ultimately pulling back with a ragged gasp.
"Kazuma..." Aqua breathed out. "You taste absolutely divine~" The deity unexpectedly climbed on top of Kazuma, who had been lying on his back after the blowjob, and got up in his face. "Try it. Now."
Kazuma suddenly found himself locking lips with the goddess, faced with the relatively uncomfortable prospect of tasting himself within her mouth. Luckily, whatever splooge had been left behind wasn't powerful enough to make an impact on him as he ultimately decided to indulge in the kiss fully. Clearly, fighting Aqua wasn't the best idea at the moment.
Still, Kazuma just couldn't help but blurt out the first thing that came to mind after he was finally permitted a brief window of breathing time from the kiss. "And you used to rag on me for being perverted."
"Yeah, well, what can I say? You've done a wonderful job of putting less than pure thoughts into my holy head." Aqua retorted with no real heat, still quite pleased with herself and in complete control of the situation as she leaned back, perched just above Kazuma's semi-hard member. "And I still have more sinful acts I want to indulge in, Kazzy~"
I've corrupted a goddess with my teenage hormones...Nice! Kazuma internally whooped before becoming intimidated by the slow and dramatic rise of Aqua's glistening pussy hovering directly over his now fully erect cock. "...Goddamn, you're beautiful," he uttered, voice barely above that of a whisper.
The words seemed to momentarily break Aqua's dominant streak, her smile briefly morphing into one of genuine happiness before she shook her head, that same lustful look returning, but not without an added twinkle of appreciation.
"And here I was going to reward you just for the hell of it." She hummed, before dropping lower and lower until she was just above him, offering her next words in little more than a whisper. "But now you've managed to earn it."
In a bold move, Aqua gently but firmly slid herself right into her favorite boy toy, who almost choked on his own spit from the sudden act of love. Kazuma found himself clutching the bedsheets as his lovely goddess rode him like she was a cowgirl. He quickly determined that her immaculate pussy was truly worthy of godhood, even if he only had one other to compare it to.
As Kazuma held on for dear life, Aqua rested her arms behind her head as she continued to rock her boyfriend's world, the goddess herself melting from the intense pleasure of their love-making.
"Ah, K-Kazuma…" The goddess whined, her dominant streak wavering slightly as she continued to ride him, unprepared for just how much the pleasure would overwhelm her. "You feel...so good! I've never felt this good before in my life, not even back in Heaven!"
The unexpected praise from his blue-haired girlfriend awoke something primal within, and he grabbed her by the waist as he put the work into thrusting himself. "GAH! M-my goddess...! You're the best thing to ever come outta my life! AH - I don't ever wanna let you go!"
Those words were all it took for Aqua's composure to finally falter completely, as she proceeded to devolve into a flushed, giggling mess before nearing her climax, cutting herself off with a sharp gasp. "K-Kazzy, I'm close! Fuck, I'm close, please don't stop!"
"I won't!" Kazuma grunted, picking up speed once he felt his climax nearing as well. "I'm, I'm close too! L-let's try to cum together, o-okay?"
Aqua made a series of confirming hums, ones that ultimately morphed into one long, loud moan as the two finished in unison. Aqua slumped over onto her boyfriend/lover, panting and thoroughly exhausted from the wild ride she'd endured.
She didn't get to catch her breath for long, however, as she suddenly found herself locking lips with Kazuma in an unprecedented display of pure passion and admiration. When he inevitably parted his lips from hers, he stared longingly into Aqua's deep blue eyes before speaking from the bottom of his heart.
"If I could go back in time and take back all the nasty things I said to you, I'd do it in a heartbeat. I..." Kazuma sucked in some air to prevent himself from getting overwhelmed. "You're too good for me."
Aqua couldn't find words for a moment, so surprised with her boyfriend's heartfelt confession that she found herself momentarily speechless. Eventually, however, she managed to pull herself together enough to respond properly, with enough sincerity to match her boyfriend.
"You're good to me, too, and I wouldn't trade you for a thing in the word." She promised solemnly, as serious as a heart attack. "Not for a chance to go back home, not for all the bubbly to ever exist. You mean everything to me, Kazuma Satou, and I love you."
Overjoyed and relieved, Kazuma smiled brightly as he embraced Aqua, allowing a few stray happy tears to roll down his cheek. Aqua naturally hugged her precious boy back, and for a good while, the couple were just content with lying in total silence. However, Kazuma would break the silence with a question.
"Wait a minute...I just deflowered a goddess. Am I gonna get in trouble with the Council of Heaven?" he asked with growing concern. "What's their stance on gods having sex with mortals?"
"Well, under normal circumstances, yeah, we'd both be in a bit of trouble. Gods are technically forbidden from engaging in such activities, especially with humans." Aqua confirmed with a nervous chuckle, before hastily continuing as Kazuma spared her a worried look. "But the good news is, I found a loophole, with some help. Long story short, I'm considered mortal outside of Heaven's realm, so I'm also technically not a god. Therefore, we're in the clear!"
Kazuma chuckled in relief before planting a loving kiss on her cheek. "Well, you're still a god in my book, O' great and powerful Aqua. I am unworthy of your merciful blessings and bounties!"
Aqua smiled brightly at that, more than pleased with both the praise and love that Kazuma was willing to send her way. Gods above, she really was lucky to have ever found him…
After a few more minutes of snuggling, Aqua got dressed and traded out with Megumin, allowing the final girl into the room with a bright smile and pleasant hum. Then she left, leaving Megumin and Kazuma in an almost tense silence as the former fidgeted slightly in the center of the room, eyes darting to Kazuma and back in uncertainty.
"Okay, wasn't expecting you of all people to get stage fright," Kazuma stated plainly, unsure of how to make the situation less awkward. Well, when in doubt: make a lame joke! "Uh, is there, like, a Crimson Demon sex ritual you have to preform first or something? Heh, heh...yeah, I regret saying that now."
Surprisingly, Megumin managed a quiet chuckle all the same, seemingly a bit more at ease following Kazuma's quip. Soon enough, she reassured him verbally. "It's honestly not the worst thing you've said. Probably not even top five. I'm just...a little nervous, about how we're going to do this."
"Yeah, I know how you feel," Kazuma relented. "It's funny, you'd think after two rounds I'd be more than confident with getting started but apparently not. Even though I'm not virgin anymore, I guess I've still got the mindset of one, y'know?"
"Well, it feels a bit better knowing I'm not the only one, so...thanks." Megumin replied, before taking a deep breath and seemingly preparing herself for whatever came next. "So, how do you think we should start this, then? I'll follow your lead, and we'll move on from there."
Kazuma chugged the last potion vial as he contemplated Megumin's words. Shrugging, he performed a jerking motion with his free hand and said, "Start with a hand job and fill in the blanks as we go along? Sounds reasonable enough, right?"
Megumin scoffed a bit at that, and the thought briefly occurred to Kazuma that maybe a touch more tact wouldn't have hurt his pitch. Still, Megumin did take a few steps closer and chuckling softly. "Gosh, you really have a way with words, don't you? You should take up poetry, Kaz, I'm sure you'd do great."
"What can I say? I'm better at coming up with Crimson Demon one liners than being subtle," Kazuma quipped, happy to have the atmosphere become a touch lighter with their usual trading of wisecracks. However, it didn't take long for the atmosphere to get a little more risqué when Megumin nervously started removing each article of clothing from her person. The last time he saw her do something like this was when he ordered her to play strip rock, paper, scissors with Yunyun back when he wore the wish-granting choker.
As much as the memory admittedly aroused him, it also came with some personal baggage regarding how horrible he treated his wonderful family back then.
"You know I can see the gears turning in your head, right? Can practically hear them too." Megumin stated as she shed her bra, hesitating before removing on to the final article to look Kazuma in the eyes, a knowing look of concern on her face. "I know what you're thinking, and it's alright. The choker was a long, long time ago, and what we have now is very real. So chill, Kaz, I'm more than comfortable with this."
Kazuma sighed solemnly, crossing his arms and looking at his bedroom wall before saying, "I know, and I'm grateful you girls don't hold that against me. But...I'm still not sure if I'm ready to forgive myself for that. I don't know what the hell I was thinking back then. I know I can be douche sometimes but what I did to you all was way out of line! That's why I don't blame Aqua for putting that damn thing back on me after I said all that cruel stuff to you at the end. I'm sorry. I know I've said that to you a thousand times already but...I'm sorry."
Megumin faltered a bit at that, before closing the distance between herself and her boyfriend and wrapping him in a warm hug, one that did help ease the thinly buried insecurities settling in his chest as he returned the embrace, comforted by the moment of levity in what had been a fairly busy day thus far.
"Everything's alright, Kazuma," Megumin whispered lovingly, gently stroking her partner's bare back. "I get why you would still feel that way, it's completely understandable. But that's why we've told you a thousand times ourselves that that's all in the past. And while I hate to be naggy with you right now, please don't let Aqua hear you say that you don't blame her for what she did to you when the choker came off. She'd be ruined."
"I...I'll keep that in mind, in the future. Thanks, Megumin." Kazuma eventually whispered softly, feeling a bit more sure of himself following his girlfriend's assurances, even managing a weak laugh. "Sorry, about bringing the mood down. Didn't want to start your first time with such a downer sentiment. Just got caught up in my own head, that's all."
"Hey, you've done nothing wrong. Don't beat yourself up," Megumin reassured with a caring smile. However, it soon morphed into a smug smirk as the teenaged archwizard glanced down at Kazuma's thinly veiled boxers. "Now...how about I beat something else for you instead, hmm~?"
Kazuma actually snorted at that, earning him a sputter and glare from Megumin as he raised his hands defensively, as if she were about to strike. "Sorry, sorry. Wasn't expecting that. By all means, get to beatin'...snrk, god, that's funny."
"Alright bub, you've asked for it!" Megumin challenged, yanking Kazuma's underwear down and surprising the young man when she grasped his increasing member with the rugged hands of a seasoned adventurer. "Remember, this isn't the first time I've dealt with Excalibur before. Now, watch how a true Crimson Demon gives their soulmate an orgasm! Brace yourself!"
Kazuma quirked an eyebrow in expectancy, waiting for Megumin to begin. A few seconds passed, and he could see the uncertainty flash in her eyes as if she'd finally realized she wasn't quite sure what to do here. Bareilly restraining a chuckle, he managed to ask her an important question. "You-you have no idea what you're doing, do you?"
"Sh-Shut up, you dick!" Megumin bit back, helpless to stop the crimson blush from forming when she realized her poor choice of words. After Kazuma got a good chuckle out of that slip up, she sighed, "Look, I don't know how guys... go about pleasuring it, okay? You're gonna have to walk me through this here."
"Alright, alright. I'll walk you through it. It's not exactly intuitive, anyways." Kazuma replied, before clearing his throat in preparation to guide his girlfriend, to the best of his abilities. "So, first and foremost, don't squeeze it too tight, alright? That's not good in the slightest. Just...start by bringing your hand up and down, slowly."
Megumin nodded, and did as he instructed, slowly starting to stroke him and making her boyfriend inhale sharply at the friction. She raised her gaze back to him, not stopping her movements in the process as she asked for further direction. "O-ok, what next then?"
"W-well, next, I'd recommend...lubricating it." Kazuma managed, the ridiculousness of his current predicament setting in faster and faster as he had to juggle his attention between Megumin's questions and the admittedly clumsy motion of her hands. "I know it sounds a bit weird, but it'd make it feel a helluva lot more satisfying. If you're uncomfortable, I get-HRK!"
Kazuma cut himself off sharply as Megumin leaned in and proceeded to drool on his dick, her saliva doing the trick nicely and making the previously iffy handjob infinitely more arousing as her hands slipped up and down his member with ease.
"W-wow, that really did do the trick." Megumin gasped, her cheeks and eyes both glowing as she raised her gaze back to Kazuma, chuckling lightly as she realized he was also quite flushed and was barely holding it together. "Mhm, see? Told you to be ready for my skills. Now lets see how long it'll take for me to get you to blow!"
Feeling more confident in her performance (if her boyfriend's cute reactions were any indication), Megumin was fully committed to stroking Kazuma off. As she applied more "lubricant" whenever it felt a little rough, the Crimson Demon made sure to memorize the most optimal ways to jerk him off: which strokes pleased him more, when to go slow or go fast, applying the right amount of pressure to which spots, etc. Megumin became so mesmerized in her work, she almost didn't notice Kazuma's warning until she felt something starting to build up.
"Megumin, s-slow down! I'm about to-" Kazuma sputtered, before breaking off as he lost control and reached his climax, hot spurts of cum splattering the unprepared Crimson Demon, who leaned back and released him in surprise. "I-I did try to warn you. Sorry about the mess."
Luckily for him, Megumin didn't appear to be that annoyed with his delayed warning. In fact, she was entirely transfixed on a glob of his jizz that she had wiped off her forehead with her fingers. She played around with its gooey consistency in an almost trance-like state.
"Wow..." Megumin gasped, seemingly hyper-focused on his own spunk. "So this is semen." Thankfully, whatever weird trance she was in was broken as soon as she decided to taste test it. "UGH! Okay, don't know why I did that!"
"Yeah, from what I've gathered, it's an acquired taste." Kazuma remarked with another light chuckle, shrugging his shoulders loosely. "Well, you don't have to ever taste it again if you don't want to. Question is, what do you want to do next?"
Megumin considered the question as she cleaned herself off with a nearby blanket, one Kazuma mentally noted to wash later. Eventually, she gave him an answer, her cheeks darkening slightly as she did so.
"I mean, maybe we could just kiss for a bit, and then...maybe…" She trailed off, finding it incredibly difficult to finish the sentence given. "You know...actually do it."
Kazuma nodded, cheeks reddening as well. "I mean...yeah, sure, whatever you want I guess," he said in an attempt to come off as suave. He wasn't quite sure if he pulled it off without a hitch, however, as the once flustered Megumin was now back to her usual mischievous self as she crawled towards Kazuma on his bed.
"Well, at least I can take solace in the fact that I'm not the only one awkward with this stuff." She chuckled, pausing as she reached Kazuma and offering him a cute, warm smile before leaning in and capturing his lips with her own, coaxing a pleased hum from her boyfriend.
As the two young lovers eagerly swapped spit with one another, they both unanimously decided to explore their partner's bodies, allowing their hands to wander all over the place. Megumin caressed Kazuma's semi-toned abdomen while the adventurer greedily messaged the girl's breasts. While the young Japanese man did possess an affinity for big boobs, he certainly didn't mind small ones either. Flat is still justice after all, and Kazuma just so happened to be an advocate for chest equality on top of gender equality.
"Mhpm, Kazuma…" Megumin moaned, briefly breaking their lip lock before diving back in, their kiss lasting a few more seconds before the mage ultimately pulled back, taking a moment to catch her breath before making a hasty demand. "I...I wanna start. Can we...can we have sex now?"
Kazuma felt his dick twitch excitedly at the prospect of Megumin's husky proposition. He answered, "Y-yeah, we can. Do you, uh, wanna be on top or bottom? 'Cause I'm down either way."
"I mean, I-I can try to be on top." Megumin answered, some of her bravado returning as she smirked and made a dramatic flourish. "You'd certainly be blessed with the view of a strong Crimson Demon rocking your world, wouldn't you?"
Kazuma chuckled, "I can neither confirm nor deny," before sensually rubbing her hips, guiding her soaking womanhood towards his dripping manhood. "Now...how about you put your money where your mouth is and show me what a strong Crimson Demon can do~?"
"Prepare to be amazed." Megumin replied, before bridging the gap between the two as Kazuma entered her, sparking a sharp moan as she proceeded to grasp onto Kazuma's arms for support, ignoring his grunt of surprise. "Fuck, that's-that's a lot! I-I need a second, just gotta push through the pain…"
"H-Hey! If it's too much, I-I can pull out!" Kazuma cautiously urged, holding onto Megumin's shoulders as she continued to gasp in discomfort. "I don't want you to hurt yourself just for my pleasure, we can stop if you want."
"It's ok, I just need a second!" Megumin insisted, easing off slightly and taking a few deep breaths as the pain subsided, making the inexperienced girl sigh in relief. "I'm-I'm better now. Gods, that was a lot to take in all at once. How the hell did Darkness and Aqua manage this?"
"Hell if I know. I guess they're both just sturdy like that," Kazuma said, slowly and shyly placing his hands back on her waist. "Sooo...we're good to go again?"
"Yeah, yeah I'm alright now. We can keep going." Megumin confirmed, nodding to Kazuma as he slowly started to thrust upwards, deliberately easing into a slow, methodical rhythm so as to not risk hurting his girlfriend again. Sure enough, quiet moans and gasps of delight started to slip past Megumin's lips as the previous pain dulled completely, replaced with an entirely new form of pleasure.
"By the D-Dark Elders, this is...I-INCREDIBLE!" Megumin shouted, subconsciously scratching Kazuma's chest with her nails in pure bliss. "This might even be - UNH - better than Explosions!"
"Well, I certainly aim to please." Kazuma snarked lightly, before hissing as his girlfriend's nails dug into his chest once more. "Ah, easy there. I'm glad you're having a good time, but maybe don't show it by turning me into a scratching post?"
"S-sorry," she apologized, removing her hands from his chest. Not knowing what else to do with them, Megumin opted to increase the pleasure for herself by playing with her own nipples. Kazuma watched in wonder as his partner, the one who he honestly considered to be a pretty badass chick, played with herself while riding his cock. The lip bite she did also aided in arousing him even further as well.
Another minute or so passed before Kazuma started to tense, already feeling his climax approaching with the rising pace of both his own thrusts and Megumin's aided additions, having also started rising and falling on her own accord, moans increasing in both number and volume. "M-Megumin, I'm getting close. Are you..?"
"Yeah...I'm c-close...!" she answered, surprising Kazuma by suddenly becoming more aggressive with her thrusts. Megumin gripped his arms as she practically growled, "Fuck me...Fuck me...FUCK ME LIKE YOU MEAN IT, KAZUMA!"
Caught off guard by the sudden intense demand, but unwilling to disappoint, Kazuma did as he was told and grabbed Megumin by the waist, thrusting upward with as much energy as he could spare and being reward with a fresh torrent of throaty, satisfied moans as both adventurers came closer and closer to their respective climaxes.
With just a few more final thrusts, the two horny teenagers came at last in a harmonious choir of relieved moans. Kazuma pumped as much love as he could into his girlfriend while she, in turn, gave him a sloppy kiss after promptly falling on top of him. Despite all that intense love making, Megumin still had boundless amounts of passion left to give as she attacked every square inch of his face with kisses. Kazuma was entirely at the Crimson Demon's mercy.
Eventually, the two separated, lying next to each other on Kazuma's bed and breathing heavily as they came down from their respective climaxes. Kazuma was the first to recover, turning to Megumin with an almost impressed smile and musing, "So that's how it feels to have sex with a Crimson Demon. I gotta admit, I'm very, very impressed. You kept your word alright."
Still catching her breath, Megumin glanced over to him and cracked a proud smirk. "It's like I keep telling you, babe, we Crimson Demons are hardcore. It's only natural that we'd make for great sex partners."
"I can't even argue with that. You really did show me up." Kazuma chuckled lightly, before reaching out for Megumin's hand and giving it a soft squeeze, his tone becoming a bit more serious. "I...really appreciate that you were willing to have your first time with me. It means a lot, obviously, that you trust me this much, even if we're dating and all."
Megumin's smirk quickly shifted into a genuine smile as she squeezed Kazuma's hand back and said, "Of course. You mean the world to me, even more so now that we're officially a thing. Just know that, no matter what stupid shit you may pull, I'll always still love you for who you are. And don't you ever forget that."
Kazuma's smile grew a little at Megumin's promise, some distantly buried reservations and doubts melting away at the support she offered him. She really did love him, they all did, and that...that felt reassuring in the best way possible. However, the tender moment came to a close a few moments later as the door on the other side of the room opened and two heads poked in, belonging to Kazuma's other girlfriends.
"You crazy kids have your fun yet?" Aqua asked in a cheeky manner, earning her an unamused glare from Darkness and the "kids" in question as Kazuma and Megumin tried to make themselves look decent. "Oh c'mon, that was funny! Kazuma gets away with making dumb jokes, so why can't I?"
"In my defense, my dumb jokes are usually funny, O' goddess of mine." Kazuma remarked playfully, earning an amused scoff from the goddess in response. "But yeah, I think I can definitely say that Megumin and I had "fun". Any comments, all-powerful Crimson Demon?"
"Yes, actually, I've got one: how the hell did you two not have any problems with him stickin' it in ya!?" Megumin demanded, causing both women present (and Kazuma) to blush at her blunt comment. "It has to correlate with your defense stat, right? That's the only explanation I can think of!"
"W-well, I suppose it's not out of the question. Still, you shouldn't shout such things, Megumin!" Darkness scolded lightly, looking a bit too distracted by the implications of the question to be taken too seriously. "You're lucky that Wolbach and Sena left not too long ago. What if they had heard that?"
"They'd probably want the details," Megumin nonchalantly replied before realizing her slip up when she noticed Kazuma staring at her, puzzled. "Y-y'know how women like to gossip, especially when it comes to cute guys. That's you, by the way."
"Thanks, I guess? Not sure how I feel about you being so willing to talk about my sex life, but hey, I guess that's a confidence booster?" Kazuma replied with a short chuckle, before rubbing the back of his neck anxiously as he continued. "Serious note, I really do have to thank you all again. I know dating me probably has it's hiccups, but I'm really glad you were all willing to take this step with me in our relationship. Like I told Megumin, it really means a lot to me."
With an audible, "Awwww" from Aqua, the blue archpriest rushed into Kazuma's room and hugged her shared boyfriend while Megumin kept the whole blanket for herself to cover up. Darkness, unsure how to proceed with the situation herself, ultimately chose to step in and hug Kazuma as well. Megumin huffed in frustration for not being given time to dress herself, but smiled soon enough after wrapping the blanket around her body and joining in on the group hug.
"We love you to bits, Kazzy, and nothing will ever change that! Pinky promise!" Aqua assured him, before extending her hand to him with a bright smile. Rolling his eyes, despite also smiling, Kazuma mimicked her motion to engage in the offered promise, earning a delighted giggle for his efforts. "No take backs!"
"Well, if Aqua is issuing a pinky promise, then it is only custom that I give you my vow as a crusader," Darkness announced, sounding incredibly serious as she took a knee before Kazuma and placed her hand over her heart. "With Lady Eris as my witness, I vow to never stop loving you as well, Kazuma; damn my soul if I lie. You have both my word and my heart, love..."
"That's...a bit more serious than a pinky promise, admittedly, but I appreciate your vow." Kazuma replied, slightly started by how willing Darkness was to make such a serious decree in his name. "Megumin, any Crimson Demon tricks you'd like to pull out, or should I take you at your word? You've never failed me before, of course."
"Well...there is the Crimson Blood Pact, but something tells me you're not comfortable with mixing your blood with mine," Megumin noted from watching Kazuma's worried face while he instinctively hid his palms from her. "So I'll just do this..."
Flashing her boyfriend with one of her signature poses, she declared, "My name is Megumin! The Crimson Demons' most feared archwizard and man's most desired female! I swear my loyalty to Kazuma, and may the cosmos forever bind us as lovers from across different worlds!"
"There we are, exactly what I was looking for. Guess I'm three for three, then." Kazuma remarked, humming in consideration as he tapped his chin. "Maybe I should come up with a vow of my own. Not really sure who I'd swear it on, but I'm sure Eris wouldn't mind if I used her name to declare my love for you guys, right?"
Aqua huffed, "She may be a junior goddess who pads her bra, but..." Her glare directed at nobody softened, and she breathed through her nose. "She did help me find that loophole, so I guess I should give credit where credit is due. Go for it, Kazuma, give us your wonderful vows!"
Kazuma cleared his throat, putting on his most serious tone he could muster as he spoke his next words. "I, Kazuma Satou, do swear upon the power and grace of the holy goddess Eris to love and cherish my beloved girlfriends with every ounce of love in my heart until the day that I cease to be in this realm, as there is no one else I could ever hope to be more devoted to."
"Beautiful," Darkness uttered while wiping a tear from her eye. "Absolutely beautiful. You've come far, Kazuma, you really have. And I think I speak for all of us when I say we're so proud of you for becoming a stronger person in spite of your hardships. Consider me honored to be a part of your support group."
"I couldn't have said it better myself, Darkness." Megumin concurred, tears pricking at her own eyes as she latched onto Kazuma's arm with much affection. "You've really come so far, and I don't think any of us could be prouder of you. I know I couldn't."
"Three cheers for Kazuma!" Aqua whooped, making everyone chuckle at her silly antics. Kazuma briefly closed his eyes and reflected on their encouraging words.
I really have grown, haven't I? he thought to himself. I'm not the same cynical bastard I once was when I first reincarnated here. For the first time in my life, I think I actually feel...happy. Honest to god happy. And I have these lovable idiots to thank for making me feel like I'm worth something again. I fucking love them so much.