Lyric Prank:Grenade (Bruno Mars)
Pranksters: Lincoln, Clyde, Zach, Liam, Rusty
Audience: Ronnie, Stella, (Girl) Jordan, Paige, Penelope, Chloe, Giggles, Tabby, Polly, Haiku, And surprise at end.
World: Loud-Verse Earth-LCGC1 (Loud-Casa Groupchat Prime)
AN: Okay, this one is a Boys vs. Girls prank edition. The original plan was to have Bobby, Chaz and Benny involved along with Lori, Leni and Luan but I changed the plan. Not only that but Luna isn't involved (for obvious reasons) and let's face it, some of the minor characters are arguably forgettable that they aren't given another cameo. Example is Paige, since it was only a one-trend (during L is for Love) but we, in the fandom, let her remembered like a sunken ship that other treasure hunters are trying to uprise from the waters. Lynn was also planned to be involved but the Francisco ship sunk way too early before development. I dislike it when Nickelodeon do that. Then again, some episodes aren't consistent with the timeline (like Luan's April Fools Prank-Apocalypse happened thrice with Lily still a one-year-old toddler) so one could say they belong to an Alternative Timeline. What I'm getting at is some of these ships may sail but not from the Prime-Canon Timeline, rather it can in an Alternative-Universe (usually produced by the fandom). So without rambling further, here's Grenade by Bruno Mars. Without further ado, leave a like, review/request, follow and I hope you enjoy. God Bless, Stay Safe and Peace/Shalom!
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-Begin Conversation-
"Private Boys Chat"
Lincoln: Anyone up for Lyric Pranks?
Clyde: What song?
Lincoln: Grenade by Bruno Mars.
Liam: Oh that one.
Rusty: I listen to that every time.
Zach: We get it Rusty. Still having issues with Polly.
Rusty: Hey!
Liam: I listen to that too but not for the same reason. I just like the beat.
Clyde: Are we gonna do this?
Lincoln: Boys vs. Girls, Clyde. The girls might not expect this!
"The Loud-Casa Group Chat"
Stella: Wait, why are there so many girls here?
Ronnie: Maybe the author had a plan?
Jordan: What author?
Ronnie: Nevermind. So, you guys are invited too?
Penelope: Clyde did.
Chloe: Ditto.
Giggles: Lincoln and Zach.
Tabby: Weird. I got two invites from Liam and Link.
Polly: Link invited me too. Rusty kinda spammed me.
Haiku: I got Lincoln's invite first then Clyde.
Stella: By the way, you four. Are you guys planning on staying on the Loud Casa-Nova private chat?
Penelope: The what now?
Paige: It's just something us girls have. A privatized group chat for those that hangs out with a certain boy.
Chloe: Wait, really?
Jordan: Not kidding. The only condition is that you have to like the same certain boy in our group.
Penelope: Does that mean you girls also liked the same boy?
Ronnie: Kinda… we stayed as friends for a while so there's that.
Stella: Ditto. Although the boys did mistook my action as flirting with them once.
Jordan: He's my childhood friend from Kindergarten to Grade 1 while the rest is history.
Chloe: That explains.
Paige: Oh, the boys are here now. Looks like they wanted to say something. And… they kinda look unhappy.
Ronnie: What? What's wrong?
Jordan: Talk to us!
Lincoln: Easy come, easy go, that's just how you live, oh
Stella: What does that mean?
Lincoln: Take, take, take it all, but you never give.
Jordan: Lincoln?
Lincoln: Should have known you was trouble from the first kiss.
Ronnie: You still remember that?
Lincoln: Had your eyes wide open; why were they open?
Stella: You guys kissed!
Ronnie: We were to do so since Lori and Bobby are watching us make up.
Jordan: What for?
Ronnie: Well, Lincoln called me mean things and I took them too seriously. Bobby broke up with Lori if Lincoln didn't say sorry for his words.
Paige: Well that sounds petty but to be fair, it was Lincoln's fault.
Ronnie: No, it was not! Some bullies where calling him names and was trying to save face since the teasing involved me. I have to toughen up too by giving him a black-eye for that so they'd stop the annoying tease.
Stella: Still though. Why is Lincoln like this now? Well, to Ronnie is fair but to us too!
Ronnie: Hey! Now is not the time to argue about that!
Clyde: (a)GothPoem9, (a)Chloe, (a)Penelope [Can't use the "at" symbol since it doesn't work so there] Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash!
Chloe: Wait, what?
Haiku: Well, I… still like an older man so…
Penelope: Clyde?
Clyde: You tossed it in the trash, you did.
Penelope: I did threw one but that one was already useless since our baby-egg project was finished.
Ronnie: Lemme guess. Baby diaper.
Penelope: Yeah.
Ronnie: I kept mine since I have a baby cousin. And the egg too.
Penelope: You kept your egg. I remember you not getting an A because Lincoln did something.
Lincoln: I'd rather not spill the beans so don't ask.
Chloe: Can we go back to why Clyde is upset with us?
Haiku: Returning to the scenes, I see.
Clyde: To give me all your love is all I ever ask
Haiku: Clyde, I never knew. You said you where pinning for an older woman.
Chloe: I though he already got over his "Lori-fever".
Penelope: What's that?
Chloe: No, nothing.
Penelope: Come on.
Chloe: Okay, okay. Clyde used to have a crush on a high-schooler/college girl who is Lincoln's older sister.
Penelope: That… oh, wow.
Haiku: The fact that he'd gotten over it. Could it be? He now likes us but we didn't see.
Chloe: I see the rhyme that you did there.
Haiku: Thank you, I'm practicing.
Clyde: 'Cause what you don't understand is…
Penelope: What?
Clyde: I'd catch a grenade for ya (Lincoln: Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Chloe: That's dangerous, Clyde!
Lincoln: (a)SK8ERRA, (a)FilChiStar, (a)DodgeballQUEEN, (a)GamerGirl - Throw my hand on a blade for ya (Clyde: Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Ronnie: I forgot we changed our (a)
Paige: Please don't hurt yourselves!
Stella: Lincoln!
Jordan: Please, talk to us!
Clyde: I'd jump in front of a train for ya (Liam: Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Tabby: Not you too, Liam.
Lincoln: You know I'd do anything for ya (Rusty: Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Polly: Rusty?
Ronnie: Lincoln, you know that's stupid. And if you did… Oh, Sid's dad's train… Oh, no.
Clyde: Oh-oh, oh, I would go through all this pain.
Stella: No, don't! We promised we wouldn't hurt you!
Jordan: That's right. We even made that private group chat for you in it.
Penelope: Wait you three liked Lincoln!?
Paige: Ehem. Forgetting someone?
Chloe: Oh dear.
Haiku: I did like him since he's a perfect vampire and Lucy's brother. But I also like Clyde since we're like kindred spirits.
Chloe: What?
Penelope: Really?
Lincoln: Take a bullet straight through my brain.
Haiku: No. Too dark.
Tabby: Like Luna said, don't Cobain yourself.
Haiku: That's kinda not respecting the troubled dead.
Tabby: Hey, he was a musical genius nevertheless.
Haiku: Nevermind then.
Clyde: Yes, I would die for ya, baby
Chloe: Because we'd rather spend love while alive.
Lincoln: But you won't do the same
Jordan: Of course, we wouldn't.
Stella: That doesn't mean we liked you less.
Paige: We should stay alive for each other!
Polly: I think this just the beginning of what's to come.
Tabby: You don't think!
Giggle: This is getting kinda sad and scary.
Haiku: Oh, hardy har.
Giggle: Not you. This whole thing though.
Rusty: (a)PolPainTrain - Black, black, black and blue
Polly: What's with the colors?
Ronnie: Bruises and black-eye, I think?
Tabby: Of course. They are.
Polly: Hey! I'm not that rough!
Rusty: Beat me 'til I'm numb.
Ronnie: Called it.
Polly: I wasn't even that rough on him.
Tabby: Is that why he left you.
Giggles: Wait, she lied about her leaving him?
Jordan: Probably to save face.
Haiku: So it was him that left because of the rowdiness and not the other way because he can't keep up.
Polly: SHUT UP!
Rusty: Tell the devil I said, "Hey" when you get back to where you're from
Tabby: Oh, ouch!
Giggles: Yikes.
Polly: Rusty!
Haiku: And you thought I'm scary?
Liam: (a)TabRock11 - Mad woman, bad woman, that's just what you are
Tabby: Liam?
Giggles: Didn't you guys stayed as mutual friends?
Tabby: We did. No lies, promise.
Haiku: She swore so it must be true.
Stella: Not a fan of the farm work?
Tabby: Yeah. As much as I like soundproofing the room with egg cartons.
Jordan: And him?
Tabby: I'm not a fan of country, and he's not a fan of death metal. We like rock and some jazz but that's it.
Paige: At least you both are honest.
Polly: What about me!?
Haiku: You're getting no sympathies nor pity for the roughhousing.
Liam: Yeah, you'll smile in my face, then rip the brakes out my cart.
Tabby: That was one time! I broke the breaks and his egg cart didn't stop and wasted all the fresh chicken eggs!
Penelope: I feel like this is more than a break up.
Chloe: We're not dating… well we are but not too much like the adults did… Okay, you're right, this isn't just a breakup thing.
Haiku: It's like they'd want to sever our friendships and go back as strangers.
Stella: That's even worse!
Jordan: You don't think!?
Zach: (a)ClownGirl - Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash.
Giggles: I didn't, I swear!
Zach: You tossed it in the trash; yes, you did!
Giggle: I didn't. I know sentimental values and sometimes, some of your gifts are perfect pranks.
Haiku: Are they used?
Giggles: No. That's why still kept them.
Haiku: And if you used it?
Giggle: I recycle for the next prank.
Clyde: To give me all your love is all I ever ask
Haiku: Clyde, if I was too dense and close-minded, I'm sorry.
Chloe: Clyde, I did. Didn't I?
Penelope: Please talk to us.
Clyde: 'Cause what you don't understand is I'd catch a grenade for ya (Lincoln: Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Haiku: No! As much as I'm used to morbid and death, I'd rather have you living!
Chloe: No! Clyde!
Penelope: I still have the egg-project. We can restart and buy new diapers! Please, don't hurt yourself!
Liam: Throw my hand on a blade for ya (Lincoln: Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Tabby: Liam…
Rusty: I'd jump in front of a train for ya (Lincoln: Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Polly: You can't even handle the pain, now you're going for extreme?!
Zach: You know I'd do anything for ya (Lincoln: Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Giggles: Zach, please.
Rusty:Oh-oh, oh, I would go through all this pain
Polly: Okay, I promise I'll be less rough on you. Is that it?
Clyde: Take a bullet straight through my brain
Penelope: I won't let that happen!
Chloe: I second that!
Liam: Yes, I would die for ya, baby.
Tabby: Don't you go dying on me. I had enough musicians that senselessly died.
Zach: But you won't do the same
Giggles: If I did, how can I like you more? Well except for spooky over there, no offence.
Haiku: None take.
Jordan: This is getting bitter.
Paige: I agree.
Stella: Why is this happening?
Lincoln: If my body was on fire. Ooh, you'd watch me burn down in flames
Jordan: No, we'd put that out!
Paige: Please, this is making me cry.
Stella: What kind of monster would watch someone burn?
Lincoln: [this one is personal on Lincoln's side and oddly specific.] (a)SK8ERRA - You said you loved me
Ronnie: I did. We even kissed at that resto and you took my first kiss even before that.
Lincoln: You're a liar. 'Cause you never, ever, ever did, baby!
Ronnie: I'll let slide that mushy nickname like Lori and Bobby but please listen! I do like you. Okay fine… I admit. When I'm placing sloppy Joe on you, when I pulled those pranks. That was to get your attention. I'm sorry I was a horrible girl to you. I'm tomboyish yes, but I did like you! I figured what I did was wrong an I should have talked it out. Heck, the first kiss, I gave you that horrible punch. I do like you but like you and I said, we agreed on not using mushy nicknames. And when I moved away, I did missed you. The last package prank I did, was another one of my antics to get your attention. Okay, that's still my fault but when I said "I liked you", that wasn't a lie! I… Loved You, Lincoln Loud and I always had!
Paige: Finally, that took a while. Ditto here.
Stella: Same, but we're just friends for now.
Jordan: As childhood friends with you, I'd like to take the opportunity… oh screw it, I loved you too, Lincoln!
Ronnie: That's why every time you visit, I secretly wished it lasts. Just you, me and Sid. When Abuela had this superstition and had us moved to you… I kinda prayed it would stay that way and we'd be roomies.
Chloe: Wow, she's finally opening up.
Haiku: Showing her vulnerable side after her long, adamant, tomboyish, skater figure kept her defense up… it must have taken enough courage and strength.
Penelope: But admitting to the truth is quite liberating.
Lincoln: But, darling, I'd still catch a grenade for ya
Clyde: Throw my hand on a blade for ya
Lincoln: I'd jump in front of a train for ya
Clyde: You know I'd do anything for ya
Liam: Oh-oh, oh, I would go through all this pain
Rusty: Take a bullet straight through my brain
Zach: Yes, I would die for ya, baby
Lincoln: But you won't do the same
Tabby: I'm starting to realize something.
Clyde: No, you won't do the same
Lincoln: You wouldn't do the same
Clyde: Ooh, you'd never do the same
Lincoln: No, no, no, no, oh-oh-oh
Jordan: Wait a sec. Is this Bruno Mars?
Stella: I think it is. This is Grenade, right?
Paige: Hey, I know that song.
Lincoln: They figured it out!
Clyde: Yeah, that was a lyric prank.
Ronnie: A prank!
Tabby: Why that song though?
Lincoln: Author's request? And I did listen to the song and thought, "why, not?" Afterall, I have to talk to Ronnie about our relationship.
Jordan: Can I join? I think this is serious.
Lincoln: Stella and Paige can come. As for the others, Clyde you handle yours. The rest should go with the others.
Clyde: Penelope, Haiku, Chloe… make a private chat and let's talk there. Well, Haiku can jump to Lincoln's too. The others will have their own discussion.
Lincoln: Oh, and Ronnie.
Ronnie: What!?
Lincoln: I still like you but I just hide it. I guess… thanks for being honest and admitting. It's my turn now, of course.
Ronnie: You better! You got me good. And the song kinda relate to what we are…but only by a bit. I'm still keeping this side of me since I have a reputation to uphold.
Stella: Just promise you'd be more honest about your feelings when we are here at our private conversation.
Jordan: Or when you two are alone, like us.
Paige: If you don't we'll take him from you and you won't even see it!
Ronnie: Oh, bring it on, Gamer Girl!
Lincoln: There's no need to fight, girls.
"The others left except Lincoln, Jordan, Paige, Stella, and Ronnie. Then someone just entered.'
Sid: [aka (a)SidneyKPOPKwan5] Dang it, am I late? I was just about to accept the invite.
Lincoln: Dang it! We forgot about her!
Ronnie: Sid! Where have you been!?
Sid: I was busy helping mom tending her zoo animals. What's with the messages back there? Did you do a Lyric Prank without me!? And it was with others too!
Lincoln: Oh, I'm so sorry. But to be fair, it was a heartbreaking song.
Sid: Aww. I thought I was part of the "Harem" group!?
Lincoln: Maybe next time. I hope.
-END-
AN: An unexpected end! And Sid is part of Lincoln's Loud-Casa Nova private group chat too. The Sadie Hawkins girls are left with Lincoln's pals to handle their situation. Do you "readers" think they are going to leave Lincoln's private "harem" group chat?
BTW, should I do another Smash or Pass with Huniepop characters? And what Lyric prank would you like to involve Sid Chang with?
Questions for this fic:
Is there a meme you guys wanted for this group chat?
(Also Help me with the nicknames. Sometime they're not so creative and very generic.)
Anyways, if you had questions. Feel free to PM me or do it in the reviews. I'll answer them. I always will.
Once again, Thanks you, leave a like, review/request, follow and I hope you enjoy. God Bless, Stay Safe and Peace/Shalom!