The intro flashes before showing our four hosts sitting on the couch. Georgia has regained her composure. "Welcome back to the telethon to end all telethons." Geoff began. "Georgia what's our new total?"

"Well the drama that just happened has gotten us to," The counter rolled over. " 150,000." Georgia sighed.

"We have to earn another 350,000 in ten minutes?! What the eff people!" Alister complained.

"Well I'm sure our next guest will inspire the viewers to donate." Bridgette said. "She's an old fan of total drama who totally got the short end of the stick. Please welcome Madison!"

The fashionista stepped onstage to the cheers of many. "Hey Total Drama fans! Keeping the fandom going strong!" She sat down on the couch.

"Madison let's see your journey here!" Bridgette announced.

The screen turned on.

Team Chris is running through the desert with Helen trailing behind. "Slow down! Are trying to leave me behind!" Helen complained.

"What is Total Drama's biggest fan incapable of keeping up?" Madison scoffed.

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"It was a look back to the romance of season 1! When everything was pure and love triangles were nonexistent! It-" Madison was silenced by Chris' hand.

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"To be fair to Chris it wouldn't be much of a challenge if it was just a race." Madison defended.

Ed smirked. "An' here I thought selling dumb ideas was my job"

Madison turned to him in anger. "Excuse me! You have no room to talk mister 'Vandalized my hair dryer!"

Ed frowned. "I told ya I had nothing ta do with that!"

/

Ed: Madison are you in the vent? What are ya doing stalkin' me?!"

(The vent opens and Madison pops her head out.) Madison: I'm not stopping until you admit you vandalized my hairdryer!"

/

Madison stepped out from behind the curtain holding a bobby pin with a blue rose on the end. She gasped when she saw Veronica. "That's not the outfit I put you in!"

"I don't know what you're talking about." The socialite said sweetly. She walked to the end of the runway without any flare.

"Okay…" Chris trailed. "What do you think, Judges?"

Madison ran to the end of the runway and pushed the two models out of the way. "You can't judge this outfit! It's not what I picked out!"

"But it is the one what went down the runway so…" The host shrugged.

"Ugh, I knew it was only a matter of time until you pulled something like this. It happens every season!" Madison complained.

/

Back in the studio Bridgette sighed. "And Ed didn't even vandalize your hairdryer."

"I still don't trust him, but I guess I owe him an apology." Madison admitted. "Honesty I'm more pissed at Chris. Both for me and others in the past like Lindsay."

"Oh I know, neither of Lindsay's eliminations were fair and neither was yours." Bridgette agreed.

"Not only that but I found out after Chris pushed me out my makeup kit was still on the plane! Do you know how expensive top of the line makeup is?!" Madison exclaimed.

"I so do." Lindsay agreed. "Like everything else that happened to you is sad, but that's the worst."

"I know right?" The fashionista said with a grin.

"Especially since Helga has it now." The blonde said.

"Helga? You mean Helen?!" Madison exclaimed in shock. "How does Helen have it?!"

"She snuck back on the plane after you eliminated her. She's been causing all kinds of trouble, even if we haven't seen her in a while." Geoff told her.

"So Helen's the one who vandalized my hairdryer!" Madison said in realization. "I knew it wasn't Ed after I watched the episodes, but I never would have thought Helen had something to do with it. Let me guess Chris is just letting her do what she wants?"

"Indubitably." Georgia said.

"Chris is the worst!" Madison groaned.

"Let's move on. Gifts and stuff are obviously not working, and this season's total drama is a musical." Bridgette said.

"So if you wanna hear Madison sing, call now!" Geoff announced.

"Well I don't mind singing, as long as I can sing about Chris." Madison conceded.

"Sure, we'd all love to hear what you'd say to Chris!" Bridgette agreed.

(Song 14 Contestants)

Madison marches to a clear spot on the floor to the left of the set. It is in fact in front of the peanut gallery added for the newbies. So far only Stafans and Jeroboam are sitting there.

Madison is holding a microphone. She pointed to the screen and began to sway her hips. "Well Chris screwed me over, yes he really did," Her shoulders joined in the dance. "Because he rules the game I guess." She shrugged her shoulders. "But I'm still gonna make one last desperate bid," She tosses the microphone from her right hand to her left. "To get some kind of recompense."

Lashawna: Yeah!

A framed picture of Chris is lowered down on string in front of Madison who glared at it. "You messed with the rules and I got voted out!" She turned to the audience. "And that's a slight I will avenge!" Madison pulls out a pair of scissors "I know that together," She cuts the strings holding up Chris' picture. "We can take him down," The picture falls to the floor. "And get some kind of sweet revenge!"

"Alright!" Lindsay cheered.

Georgia, Lindsay, and Lashawna joined Madison on the dance floor. Georgia and Lindsay on the left, and Lashawna on the right. Georgia and Lindsay begin to follow Madison's lead, swaying their hips to the music. Lashawna was doing her own thing, and it was… interesting.

Madison: Contestants come together now and take him down! Contestants come together now and sort him out! Contestants come together now,

Lashawna randomly jumped into the air, causing the other three to give each other nervous glances. The sista landed and shook her hips.

Madison: make him see what we're all about, whoah-oh!

Lashawna jumped again, this time with a swing to her legs, nearly hitting Madison. The fashionista gave her a glare but continued her song.

Madison: Contestants come together now, show what's what!

At this point Lashawna had her hands over her head in an awkward position.

Madison: Contestants come together now, help me strut!

Lashawna was beginning to move around with her arms up like some kind of movie monster. Lindsay, Georgia, Madison were forced to crowd left.

Madison: Contestants come together now, make him see what we're all about!" Madison punched the air . "Revenge!"

A phone rang, Alister picked it up. "Total Drama-" He paused. "You'll donate if Lashawna stops?"

At this point Madison Lindsay and Georgia are all crowded away from the 'dance queen' Who is now doing a move involving shaking her arms and crouching up and down. "Well Lashawna's gonna keep dancing until you donate another 100,000" Georgia announced.

"What?!" Madison cried.

"It's the only way." The starlet said. She looked at the screen. "Hurry! Please!"

The phones started to ring like crazy and the peanut gallery picked them up. The counter started to move at speed.

"I don't know how much longer I can keep this up!" Lashawna cried.

"I don't know how much longer I can keep out of your way!" Madison added.

"Come on Madison fans, donate before Lashawna stomps all over her!" Alister exclaimed.

The counter hit 250,000. "250 K! We did it! Now make her stop!" Geoff pleaded.

"Cut the music!" Bridgette ordered. The music stopped and Lashawna fell over, Luckily this was to the right, where no one was standing. Everyone sighed in relief.

"What's our new total Georgia?" Bridgette asked.

The counter moved, "We just hit 275,000. Which is just over half what we need." Georgia sighed.

"We're dead." Geoff sighed.

"Not yet we're not! I have an idea, but Georgia isn't gonna like it." Alister said.

"I suppose, if it will raise money…" The starlet trailed.

"Alright, if there's one thing the viewers love its drama, and nothing is more dramatic than Georgia's beef with Amber." Alister said, gesturing to the screen above, where Team Misfit is shown looking sad, particularly Amber.

"Is this really necessary? Jeroboam is right there!" Georgia whispered, pointing to the girly guy in the newbie's peanut gallery, where Madsion has joined the previous two.

"Yep. Audience research tells us that people loved it when you swore vengeance on Amber." Alister explained.

"I'm not getting upset on camera again!" Georgia told him, turning her back to the screen.

We see the screen again, Jeremiah is patting Amber's shoulder while Patricia nodded sympathetically. "Georgia you gotta see this your former team is totally comforting Amber." Alister smirked.

"I'm not looking." The starlet paused. Then she muttered. "They didn't comfort Jero after I left, what makes Amber so special?'

The phones began to ring, and the counter began to . "We're at 325,000 already!" Alister said.

"Enough." Jeroboam said, stepping out of the crowd. "Georgia, I can understand that you don't like Amber, even if it hurts me to hear that. I don't want to lose you as a friend. So if you can accept that I want to be friends with Amber we can still hang out. Just the two of us."

"...Can we get makeovers at the spa later?" The starlet asked hesitantly.

"Of course!" Jeroboam told her the two hugged.

"No, guys the drama's gone!" Alister complained. "Well it was worth a shot."

"Our new total is 350,000. We'll never reach our goal now." Bridgette sighed.

"Never give up on my ability to work the fans! Introduce our last and I'll be right back!" Geoff told her and he ran off.

"Okay? Our final guest is always clowning around. Please welcome Martha!" Bridgette said, gesturing right. The crowd cheered as Martha cartwheeled on stage, Before doing a front flip onto the guest couch. "Howdy everybody! I just flew in from clown town, and boy are my arms tired!"

The audience laughed. "How are you feeling Martha?" Georgia asked.

"Oh, I'm doing swell, getting voted off was disappointing but you all have the best snacks here!" The clown said.

"They're just corn dogs we nuked in the microwave for a minute." Alister frowned.

"Yep, reminds of the circus. Like I said, ``the best snacks around!" Martha exclaimed.

"Yeah… Geoff?" Bridgette said nervously.

Geoff returned at that moment. "It's all good to go!" He said with a thumbs up. "Yo Martha! Nice to meet you!"

"Howdy." Martha began, gripping his hand and shaking it furiously. :"It's super swell to meet you too! I sure am happy to be on your show!"

"Now that's enthusiastic even for me." Geoff grinned.

Bridgette looked around. "Hey where's Eva?" We see the iron woman is missing from the peanut gallery.

"You'll see." Geoff told her "It's time for a brand new aftermath segment: Target practice!" The crowd cheered as an image of a target is shown, a knife is thrown into the bullseye.

When the graphic clears we see Eva is attached to a spinning target. "Here's how it works. You guys donate. I'll spin this wheel while Martha throws knives at it. The bigger your donation the faster I'll spin and the harder throws become!" Geoff explained.

"What?! Eva you don't have to do this!" Bridgette said.

"I've squared off against the sakwawanakwa you think knives are gonna hurt me?" Eva scoffed.

"Don't worry Bridgette, I'm a trained professional and the knives are never real! Right Geoff?" Martha asked.

Geoff pulled on his collar nervously. "Of course! If you're a fan of violence, knives, of skill based challenges, you're a fan of mine so call now!"

The phones began to ring and the peanut gallery answered. "Nice." Geoff noted. "Speed of the spin?"

"Major!" Cody told him.

Geoff spun the wheel quickly. Martha concentrated and threw her knife and it landed above Eva's head. "Next spin. Difficulty?"

"Brutal!" Katie said. Geoff spun the wheel faster. This time Martha aimed and the knife landed just left of her shoulder.

"Yes! Next spin difficulty?" Geoff asked.

"Impossible!" Izzy declared.

Geoff spun the wheel so fast Eva was no longer clearly visible. Martha lined up her shot and threw the knife. Eva gasped and everyone waited with baited breath. When the wheel stopped Martha's knife was shown to be in between the index finger and thumb on Eva's right hand.

"Wow! Okay let's spin in faster!" Geoff decided but the wheel broke from its place and rolled away. Bridgette ran over to check on Eva. "Eva are you okay?"

"Of course I'm okay." The iron woman growled.

"Look we made our 500,000 goal!" Georgia announced.

Geoff smiled. "Yes we did it! Who knows the fans best! I know the fans best!"

"Yippie! This calls for some confetti!" Martha cried. She pulled out a confetti bomb.

"Martha I don't think-" Bridgette began, but it was too late. Martha set off the bomb and the set filled with colored smoke. When it cleared confetti was raining from the ceiling and was all over everyone.

"Well at least the set's in one piece." Georgia noted. Coughing up a piece of confetti.

"Thanks to your support we all still have jobs!" Geoff exclaimed. "And the show will go on. So be sure to tune in next time for the continuation of the world's greatest reality competition ever: Total. Drama. World tour!"

A/N Because there was no animal curse the set didn't get destroyed and the goal never moved to 1,000,000 so I adjusted for that. As far as the song contestants goes I had Lashawna and Lindsay join in, not only so we still got the funny donate to stop Lashawna dancing thing, but because it fit the theme. In the original song all the dancers had been screwed over by Alejandro. Since Madison is singing about getting screwed over by one of Chris' random rules Lindsay and Lashawna were perfect. Lindsay has never had a fair elimination. Unless we counted all stars which no. Lashawna got voted out by happenstance and a parrot In season one.

Questions:

How knowledge is your OC about London?

Do they know anything about Jack the ripper?

Would they be willing to strip a guard?

Would they we willing to be stretched on the rack?