To all ships - Cheers to everyone for our first confirmed marriage proposal within the base that does not involve me. I wish the two ladies happy future lives. - Fine, a party to celebrate the event is allowed. However, if I find even a single corpse around base this time, party's over.

Atago - Although indeed a lesbian celebratory event, please stop trying to kiss every girl you can find. - Especially the brides.

Avrora - The kitchen staff is more than equipped to handle the party, they don't need your help. - Seriously! They seriously they do not need it!

Belfast - No, you can only have a single Enterprise as wife. No harems. - Don't call me a hypocrite, or I'll have you clean the after-party on your own.

Cleveland - Walking the wife to the alter and handing her over to the husband is usually the job of the father, or something alike. Just let me do it. - You're not a father. You don't have children. you're still a woman!

Enterprise 1 - Congratulations on your marriage, no matter how unexpected it may have been. While Belfast's antics towards you have made her affections very obvious from the start, I was not aware that you had the same affinity for her. - This... marriage was made unanimously, right...?

Enterprise 2 - Your other version is having a marriage. Get out of that cell, leave the rats, and do something with your life already.

Empress III - I respect any tradition, but SIREN marriages do not include flamethrowers. Those are lies!

Graf Zeppelin - You're not invited. Step inside the base and I'll have you arrested. - No, that doesn't mean I won't attempt to arrest you if you don't enter our naval base. You're still a crime against humanity.

Javelin - Yelling "mazel tov" is sure to raise some eye-brows with the Iron blood. - If I were you, I'd hide for a little while.

Kaga - When we pledge our lives to someone else, we don't brand each other's skin. We use rings. - If nothing else has proven that you're just a glorified wild animal, that just did.

North Carolina - Wedding dresses and bunny ears have no correlation with each other. Leave the brides alone.

Laffey - Alcohol and marriages have no correlation with each other. Leave the brides alone.

Observer α - Love is an emotion, and no, you can't eat it. Stop asking me.

Prinz Eugen - Marriage celebrations should not involve strippers. - Get a new hobby already!

Roon - You can't steal the the brides' rings and give them to me, that's not how proposals work. - If you're that stubborn, you can still try, but I won't help you against the wrath of the Belfast demon.

Taihō - Honeymoons are meant for the brides only. Leave me alone.

Takao 2 - Your lasers make for some admittingly splendid fireworks at night, but I'm going to have to ask you to calm down, before the rest of the aircraft carriers imitate you.

Vestal - Marriage or not, this is still a party within the naval base. Get the medical tent ready for flying body parts.

Queen Elizabeth - If you also wanted to marry someone, you should've thought about that before disposing of the members of your harem. - Don't ask me! Do you want to start are war?!

Operative missive

To all operatives - Operatives are to remember that some behavior deemed common and tolerated in a more military setting is also known as 'sexual harassment' in civilian workplaces. As to why any of you decided to deploy wearing swimming wear, I'll never know.

Operative yelling at full lungs - Graf Zeppelin is not to be taunted. - Or eaten.

Arranger - Let's not ask questions we already know the answers of.

Astra - Why are all operatives obsessed with weaponizing the shipgirls even more?! Get your own hands dirty for a change!

Chief general - Connections to the galactic empire?! T-that must've been someone from brass...! - Before we start our match of battleship, please take this nicely blended cup of tea, brewed by one of my carriers. Ignore the white stuff, it's just a sweetener!

Deity of balance - We're not recruiting deities within our ranks, mostly because of the resulting effects it could have if one of my shipgirls convince you to do literally anything.

Derrickfoo0 - What the- Who are you?! Your suggestions are even worse than Taihō's! I am not cloning myself, or singing senopra shirtless in front of the entire fleet, or increasing my status as a god even more than I have too!

Rear Admiral Irving - Gatling guns can't stop this fleet, let alone an anti-tank rifle.

Reserved Guest - We're in the middle of a marriage right now. Handle the bunnies, pretty please.

Francis - That's not a question, that's a declaration to creating a war-item. - Don't give Bismarck even more reasons to blow your "manhood" off. Also, You're not the first operative to claim Tirpitz's chastity, or lack thereof. Good luck crossing that tightrope.

Joshua Olejasz - It would be rather sad if we didn't have any clean water inside a naval base, wouldn't it? - That was rhetorical. Please start building right away!

LocalPyromaniac - Mainz will burn you as soon as you walk inside with coffee on your person. Ironic, considering your profession. - We'll pass on the multi-layered minefield bunker...

Manuel01 - Please don't toy with the SIREN submarine! I do not need an undead radioactive SIREN within my naval base! (Aw, shucks. Ya'll are makin' me blush!)

Shadow Onyx 013 - If the only result was blood, than your men have some solid ears. My ears started to dissolve into gas after only a single day.

Shen1412 - I'd tell you, but this story's T rating won't allow it.

Some guy2283 - W-what? No, I'd never cheat during a match. You must've just been tired. - Is this some kind of attempt to get Hornet imprisoned?

PlayerUltima - Considering your new profession, I too want you to be able to pull off a retinal scan without plucking someone's eye out... If only to preserve our own eye-sight.

The Janitor - ...Has any operatives seen a wheelchair bound staff member leave the medical bay recently? Hello?

The middle man2 - CAN ANYONE JUST GET NORMAL SECURITY FOR THEIR NUKES?! - Any rumors you might've heard about Eugen and other iron blood members chanting around in white clothed costumes are untrue and complete lies. Ignore them. Please.

The sane one - You do not do your name justice. - Cheer up, friend. Here, have a cracker.

The Shadow of Zama - Kaga saw your comment. Hide. - And take Kawakaze with you!

Tomozaki Sentaru - Battleship? Sure. Just make sure you drink this tea first.

Touhoufanatic - If you insist on preparing another plan to corrupt the innocent within our fleet, please don't let it involve creating weapons and/or lasers that'll result in our destruction. - No, Any proposal which includes the phrase 'Metric Fuck Load' is straight out denied. Send something better.

ZiArtem - "Homocidal friday night tabletop games" are not more appropriate than warcrimes. - Please stop roasting bunnies above the funeral pyre...

Back at it again. I might slow down the update process a little from now on. Gives me more time to react to reviews. There so many of them I'm starting to get disoriented while writing the missive!