Sally's headache, pt3. I know, the way i'm writing these, the chances are that the headache was caused by salazar himself.
Also, I quit in making this G-rated. I'm gonna be using whatever cuss words I want, and only FFN can stop me. Though if i put the proper rating, nobody can stop me! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!
Rowena: So we need to build our school somewhere.
Godric: How about right next to this bad-ass forest full of some dangerous shit?
Salazar: Godric, no!
Helga: Godric, yes!
Also, by the way, someone help. I'm stuck on whether I identify as Ravenclaw or slytherin. Can anyone help me get re-sorted? Because pottermore (out of the dozen times i've taken the quiz) last time it said in a freakin hufflepuff. Can anyone be my trans-house therapist? The only thing I know for sure is that at this point (or ever) I will not be a gryffindor. Period. No questions asked. So yeah, i'm confused, but i will keep posting.