Chapter 28: Not Funny Anymore

It was 7:45 PM, And Johnny and Melissa have returned to the movie theater parking lot so Melissa can return to her car so she can go home.

They have both walked over to her car, and they're preparing to say their goodbyes.

"Well, today was fun." Said Melissa, who's so happy to have met Johnny.

"Yeah," Replied Johnny. "It was pretty cool."

"I'm so glad I got to meet you." Said Melissa. "You know, I thought guys like you were extinct."

Now, that may sound like hyperbole, but it's true: Melissa really did think that guys like Johnny were extinct. All the guys she encountered in recent years were either pussies or assholes, and now, she's met a guy who's badass and cool.

"I thought babes like you were extinct." Replied Johnny.

Melissa smiled widely and chuckled, amused by Johnny's response to her statement.

"I'll call you tomorrow." Said Johnny.

"Bullshit" Said a smiling Melissa while nodding her head. "I'll call you!"

And Johnny couldn't be more impressed with Melissa. With that comment, he knew that just met the perfect woman. So, Johnny made his move, and the two started sharing a big strong, passionate kiss.

Meanwhile, at the apartment.

Robby is sitting down in a seat at the kitchen table and is using his laptop. He's on YouTube, searching for the video of the 1985 All Valley Tournament fight between Daniel LaRusso and Mike Barnes.

He couldn't help but think about how he'd react to the video now that he knows the whole story behind the 1985 All Valley Tournament.

And it didn't take long for Robby to find it. He found a link to it within 8 seconds of searching, so he clicked on it, and after clicking on it, he fast forwarded to the beginning of the final match.

And like a Gitmo detainee being waterboarded, Robby didn't even last a minute. When Barnes kicked Daniel in the groin 30 seconds into the match, Robby shut the video off in anger and disgust.

He couldn't believe that he ever found that video funny, because in hindsight, it wasn't funny. Like, not even remotely funny. It was sickening.

It wasn't just the video that sickened Robby, it was also the story behind it that made Robby want to puke his freaking guts out.

He couldn't believe that anybody could be evil enough to do what Kreese, Silver, and Barnes did to Mr. LaRusso. He couldn't believe that a couple guys would hire some teenage karate hot shot to harass and force another teenager into competing in a karate tournament against his will. He couldn't believe that a grown man would pretend to be a kid's friend and fake train him for a karate tournament and setting him up to lose in the process. He couldn't believe that two grown men would play such sick mind games on a teenage kid. He couldn't believe that two grown men would order their student to lose points on purpose just for the sole purpose of seeing another kid suffer and experience pain.

Now he understands fully why Mr. LaRusso used to be so hellbent on preventing Cobra Kai from reemerging. It wasn't just because of some petty beef between him and dad, it went way beyond that.

Kreese and his buddy Silver made Daniel's life a living hell, and for what? All because Kreese was butthurt that his dojo lost the 84 All Valley.

The fact that Kreese not only put his dad in a chokehold, but also waged an entire revenge scheme against a teenage boy made Robby's blood boil!

Robby doesn't blame the All Valley Board for banning Cobra Kai from the tournament for all those years. As a matter of fact, he thinks that wasn't punishment enough. He thinks the Board should have executed Kreese and Silver.

He thinks they should have Garroted Kreese. After all, Kreese likes to choke kids, so might as well give him the eye for an eye punishment.

As for Silver, Robby thinks they should have tied up his legs with rope, hung his sorry ass upside down, grab ahold of his stupid ponytail, and slit his goddamn throat with a machete, just like what Jason did to that one guy in "Friday the 13th Part 2".

That would've been the appropriate punishment. That's what they should've done to those bastards.

To Robby, this whole video just wasn't funny anymore. In fact, it was ABSOLUTELY FREAKING DISGUSTING!

"I need some god damn mouthwash." Commented Robby as he got up from his chair and walked over to the nearest bathroom.

Author's Notes: Okay everybody, I hope all of you enjoyed this chapter!

I especially hoped that you enjoyed the insight into Robby's state of mind.

Also, I have an important announcement regarding this fanfic series:

One week from today, I am going to change the name of this series from "Robby the Cobra" to "Iron Robby".

The reason why is because(Warning: Spoilers for those who still haven't seen Cobra Kai Season 3) Robby ends up becoming a Cobra himself in Season 3, and after 4 months of thinking about this, I've decided that the title "Robby the Cobra" is outdated and no longer relevant due to what I just previously stated, and as a result, I have to change the title.

So, sorry to anybody who enjoys the current title, but I think it's for the better.

Anyways, thanks for reading this chapter, and hopefully, Chapter 29 will be done in the near future.

Peace Out!