Seamus tried to keep asking questions, but I only said enough to keep him chasing the mystery. I, for one, didn't mind jumping in bed with the right guy (or guys) but describe the experience for all to hear and discuss? Never.
I'm a woman to be earned not some little chit for mates to bond over. I afforded the guys the same courtesy.
When we arrived at Hogsmeade I sent a sticky charm to the Irish idiot and said, "if you ever want to sleep with someone maybe you shouldn't harass them. It's not attractive. Better luck next time Seamus."