Hello kitties

I am getting there I am slowly updating and adding new stories to my ever growing list of stories.

I can't help it when the idea strikes me, and I have to get it written down and if I like it, I post and share.

I do not own Naruto or Black Lagoon or whoever else pops in the story

Chapter 28

Balalaika and Dutch look at each other. "I don't have enough room for all these people in my ship." Dutch tells the Russian woman standing before him.

A smirk graces Balalaika's lips. "I'll bring them on my ship. For it will give my men more time to spend with them as well teach them all how to handle a gun and other weapons before we get back home." She tells him.

Dutch nods his head to this. "Then we will sail along side you. For I know Revy will be jumping from ship to ship for she has been a little bit of a mother hen to Naruto since she found out about the girl and what has happen not that long ago." He tells the woman standing next to him as their eyes move towards said woman holding her gun in her hand walking Naruto though some steps about her cutlasses.

"That is fine." Said Balalaika with a far away smile on her lips. Watching the two taking her back to a time when she had a daughter. A time from so long ago. She lets out a sigh pushing those thoughts away as it would only take her down a path she doesn't want to go. Not now. For she has other things to do and handle.

"I just hope that our welcome can handle the storm coming their way." Said Dutch taking a drag from his cigarette letting out the smoke out slowly as he turn to look at the two woman of his crew.

Two months later

Naruto and Shikamaru sit in a bar in San Francisco. "I have five blood clones joining the Army, Navy, Coast Guards, Marines, and Air force. I am thinking of seeing if I am able to join the FBI." Said Naruto looking at the man sitting next to her in the back dark corner of the bar.

Letting out a stream of smoke from his lips as he smiles at his beloved. "That sounds like a plan. I have three blood clones as well. I have them in the Army, Navy, and Marines. But they are working to be officers quickly." He tells her.

"Yeah, have been always suited for desk work." Said Naruto as her eyes sparkle. But I am going to have one of my blood clones run for President." She told him with a mischievous grin on her face.

Shikamaru snorted at her antics. "Then I shall have one of my blood clones at her side." He tells her leaning into her claiming her lips with his own. A smile forms on Naruto lips kissing deeper onto her lovers lips.

Breaking apart Shikamaru moves his right hand up to her right cheek as she leans into it. "When the time comes to return to the others. We will leave blood clones to take our place in the FBI." She tells him with a breathless smile and kiss.

"That will be fine. I'm sure we will work though the ranks quickly as our clones will move though the military ranks quickly as well. For we are not push overs and they will not know what has hit them." Said Shikamaru chuckling.

"That's enough you two." Came a dark but silky voice.

Naruto looks up over Shikamaru's head as he is now kissing her shoulder. "Oh Sasuke-chan. We are just talking." She tells her sister all but blood.

Sasuke just rolls her black eyes at her blonde sister. "Sure and I am already this President that I you want become." She teases.

Naruto pouts looking at her. "You can be my Vice-President." She tells the raven hair girl with a grin as Shikamaru sits up and looks at the other girl.

"We are just making back up plans. For you know when we return "home". Things can always go sideways, and we need somewhere to vanish to. With Naruto being high profile here in this world. It would make it harder for anyone to come after her in the open and in the shadows. As she has sent several shadow clones looking like the snake to the white house trying to break in. It was fun to watch. But the Secret Service people did their jobs alright. But could use some training." Said Shikamaru with a grin.

Sasuke's eyes widen. "It that what you to where up to when you vanished last week and said you went to check things out in D.C.?" She question.

A sly grin graces her lips. "Yeah. Sorry I didn't tell you sooner what we were up to. But it was one of those things I wanted to check out and if snake shows up here in this world. He is already on the FBI's top 10 wanted list. For I will have a clone that looks like him go around making trouble. Once we get pictures of the others that follow Pein. I will be doing the same thing. For we need to be safe here." Said Naruto with a smile.

"It appears your using that brain of us for once." Said Sasuke with a grin on her face as she drops three yellow envelope onto the table. "Here are the files we need for the FBI. As well as all the documents we need for the colleges we have gone to." She added.

"We have been keeping Benny busy with all the documents he has been faking for us as well as us going to these said Colleges for awhile and then going to the Dean of the College to take our final exams and getting our Degrees in all the fields we need." Said Shikamaru with a sigh.

"Well we do need birth certificates, social security cards, driver license, pass ports, bank accounts. Those bastards we barrowed funds from will not be missing them anytime soon." Said Naruto giggling.

"Also it doesn't help we already took them down as bounty hunters wanting to join the bureau." Said Sasuke crossing her arms over her chest as her tank top hugs her curves.

Taking a drag from his cigarette Shikamaru closes his eyes. "I give us two years in the bureau before we need to replace ourselves with blood clones. But at times we will need to return to our new home to aid on missions." He said looking at them with calculating eyes.

"That sounds like a plan. As well we can slip into the shadows working with Revy and the others. As well Zabuza is going nuts not liking us leaving the others behind." Said Naruto giggling.

Sasuke rolls her eyes. "His eyes are too cold, and he fits a serial killer profile." She said rolling her eyes once more.

"Yeah, just like your brother-in-law." Added Naruto still giggling like a dork.

The other two looks at her and begin to laugh along with her.

They are in America and ready to raise hell for the Government. Poor, poor people what will the blonde and her two friend/boyfriend rain down on everyone?