Men in Black and DC crossover

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing read last chapter and read Velgamidragon's We Are the Men in Black.)

Gin scowled as he did his best to try and understand how things were happening this way. It was obvious to him that someone had infiltrated the Organization and he had already warned his sister, after all she had to watch after herself and her adorable little twins who Gin would do anything to protect, whose position as Rum's right hand would give her some insight into things Gin couldn't or wasn't able to see. She had also wanted to bring her fiance, the pirate bastard finally deigning to propose to her after the twins were born, into the fold but Gin had talked her out of it since they didn't have a lot of proof.

No he'd gather some more proof that was undeniable and then present it to Karasuma himself. After all one of his main suspects was Vermouth who was Karasuma's favorite and who he was heavily biased for.

Vermouth who either had a split personality and didn't know it, or she had a damn doppelganger running around that no one knew of. And honestly the thought of there being a second Vermouth running around was enough to give him nightmares that were only held at bay the few times where Shiho could be in her adult form and sneak away to visit with him for a while, which didn't happen near enough for his liking but she was still in danger and he definitely didn't want anything to happen to her so he would be happy with the stolen moments he could get, and was held in the back of his mind as the absolute worst case scenario. Two Vermouths. No thanks.

What else that was bugging him though was Bourbon's obsession with Akai Shuichi of the FBI, insisting that no one could kill Akai but him. Sure he knew that Bourbon had been dating and probably about to marry Scotch before he had been 'killed' by Akai but the medical investigation had revealed that Scotch had killed himself. Something that had definitely caused an in-depth medical investigation since it had been very out of character for the man. It had showed a strange activity in his liver that was now apparently something really important given Sherry's new discovery of the strange fluid she had found in the liver of the rainbow dazzelflies that had been acting weird when Pandora nearly caught her while disguised perfectly as Gin himself.

A mind altering or controlling serum she had figured it out to be. Something very dangerous since they had found similar samples of the liquid in the livers of Irish and Calvados as well and there were plenty of other agents who had died after suspicious activities and actions that probably had the liquid in their lungs as well but their liver samples were in the part of the building that had lost power a few months ago during the ice storm and hadn't been able to be saved.

Someone who could shape shift was running around with a mind controlling serum. And if it wasn't Vermouth then it was someone who was just as good at acting and infiltration as she was, which was both worse and scary.

And now not only was Bourbon going against direct Priority Alpha 1 orders, which he should not be doing at all but he seemed to be so insisted on doing it in fulfilling a personal vendetta that would put both Akai and Rena in danger as far as the rest of the FBI would know. It was definitely out of character and so different from how he usually acted that it alarmed Gin and had Bourbon on the short list of those he'd keep a very close eye on.

But he wasn't the only one. There was someone else acting strange as well, strange enough that it was definitely drawing attention from others and alarming Gin. Kir had always been a kind of standoffish cold beauty to the rest of the organization, her reputation as being a master of stealth and being not just badass and trained enough but resilient enough to be able to be tortured by an alien wearing her fathers face and then kill him… it had kind of scared most of the lower ranks and younger members of the organization. So sure she was always kind of standoffish to the others but she was so warm and friendly with those who did approach and know her.

Which meant the way she was withdrawing from everyone, even Vodka and apparently Ano Kata if the way they were acting meant anything, and seemed to be sealing herself away to slave away in the file room was definitely alarming. She was definitely overworking herself but there was no reason for her to be in the filing room pouring over each file with another stack of papers beside her seeming to be comparing them. CIA had no reason to be interested in the files and no access to them. And questioning Ano Kata hadn't given him any reason for Kir to be in there doing such a thing.

So her behavior was definitely worrying it with the discovery of the serum. Not to mention that Vodka had told him about how Kir said she had learned something at the hospital but wasn't ready to tell him about it yet. That was definitely worrying given that she had felt comfortable telling Vodka about something that had him considering her a princess, more than he already had at least.

Now this… She was acting strange again and wasn't telling them why. Instead of being withdrawn like she had been for the last four and a half months though she was smiling brightly but looked worried and upset and seemed to be almost overly paranoid of everything around her. He had seen her at some of her worst moments, when she had been freshly tortured and as she recovered and the bad days she had from then on, but he had never seen her like this before.

Vodka was clueless about why she was like this as well but he was just happy that Kir was happier now and no longer as withdrawn and almost depressed as she had been.

Which meant Gin was definitely wary of Kir now while asking his sister to keep an eye on both Bourbon and Kir while he and Vodka were gone to Germany to scout out some of Rieslings new coworkers for positions in the MiB.

"Come back soon Koji. I'll have a surprise for you." Kir was speaking softly as she gave Vodka a goodbye kiss at the airport, a soft smile on her lips and there was both some pain and lots of joy in her eyes.

"I'll bring you back a souvenir from Germany." Vodka said and he was smiling down at her as he kissed her head.

"As long as you come back to me then I don't need a souvenir." Kir said and Gin rolled his eyes as he looked away, nearly gagging over how cute and sappy they were being. At least that wasn't any different than it was before.

Vermouth was there at the airport watching them depart as well and Gin definitely didn't like her being around but glancing at her he frowned in confusion.

She was staring at Kir confused for a few seconds before Kir had started walking back towards the group which included Curacao, her two near six month old twins now, and Rum.

Then Gin saw as Vermouth seemed to realize something and she gave a soft smile towards Kir and patted the confused CIA liaison's shoulder when she made it back to the group, whispering something that visibly surprised and confused Kir.

Oh that definitely wasn't good.

Exchanging a hug and goodbye with his baby twin sister, Gin whispered a warning for her to be careful and to keep a close eye on Vermouth and Kir.

"Don't worry Onii-chan! Nothing's going to happen while you're gone. Aside from the twins deciding that they like their 'Uncle Bourbon' better than they do 'Uncle Gin'." Curacao teased her twin who scowled slightly as he knelt down to the stroller the baby twins were strapped in. The twins that Kir couldn't seem to decide if she wanted to stay near at all times or be as far away from as much as possible. Something else that had been out of the ordinary and a warning flag.

"You stay away from that blond bastard you two. Be good for your mommy but be as bad as you want for the pirate basta-"

SMACK!

"Ow Emma!" Gin cradled the back of his head where his twin had just slapped him pretty hard.

"Watch your language in front of the babies! And stop trying to turn them against Rum and Bourbon!" Curacao said scolding her brother who whined a bit.

"But he's a sister stealing pirate bastard that gets off on ordering people around!"

"Your twin certainly doesn't seem to mind, especially when she's bent over my desk."

SNARL!

"Oh don't get so bent out of shape Eddie."

"Stop calling me Eddie!"
"It's not like Taichi was wrong after all."

"I did not need to hear about your sex life Kleine."

"Stop calling me Kleine! Besides where did you think the babies were likely conceived? It sure wasn't in the bedroom I can guarantee you that."

"I didn't need to hear this!"

"Me either!"

"Bit too much information in public Emma."

"Oh shut up! I'm 95% sure that each of you had sex in your offices at least once!"

"Just once?"

"I don't need to hear about your love life Vermouth."

"Oh calm down Kir. Not like you've never done it."

…

"See neither you or Vodka denied it."

"I'm not saying anything leave me out of this!"

"I don't need to hear about their love life either."

"I don't want to know."

"You shut up Pirate Bastard!"

SMACK!

"Ow Emma!"

"Stop calling him that! Especially in front of the twins!"

"You literally just said you got pregnant on his desk and you're mad at me calling him a bastard?"

"My parents were married thank you."

"Oh fuck off Rum!"

"Come on Aniki. Let's get on the plane before you kill him or it leaves us behind."

"Or before Emma gives him brain damage with those smacks to the head. She does have a heck of a slap."

"Don't sound so proud of that Vermouth!"

"I was one of her main trainers when she joined. I can be proud of her being able to bitch slap you if I want to be."

"I swear you're insufferable."

"All the more reason for you to leave isn't it?"

"I'm going to-"

"Aniki let's go! Riesling will be waiting on us at the airport in Germany and I'll need her help finding the perfect souvenir for Kir!"

"Vodka I swear to god if you don't stop dragging me."

"He wouldn't need to if you could contain your sister complex enough to walk."

"I don't have a sister complex!"

"Your previous actions and behavior suggest otherwise."

"Fuck you Rum!"

"That's my job Onii-chan."

"God you three can't go anywhere together."

"Just be glad no one's recording this yet Kir."

"Vermouth you've been recording ever since Gin knelt down to talk to the twins."

"I meant someone who would post this online."

"Can we please just get to Germany already?"

"Listen to Vodka Gin, he's got the common sense in your partnership."

"Asaka I swear to god I'll-"

"Ohhhh real name. I'm scared."

"You cocky little-"

"You're going to miss your flight if you keep this up."

"You-"

"Aniki let's go!"

"I'm shooting you in the ass when I get back Asaka."

"Thank you for the warning Mr. Sis-con."

"I'M GOING TO-"

"Waaah!"

"Onii-chan you woke the twins! Get on your plane!"

"Sorry Kleine!"

"Stop calling me that!"

"No."

"Taichi stop aggravating Onii-chan like that."

"I'm sorry my dear."

"God this is a train wreck."

"At least no one's died yet."

"Vermouth I'm very worried if that's your standard."

"Be in this organization as long as I have and that's the lowest standard."

"…"

"She's not wrong."

"Shut up Rum."

"Kir!"

"What?! Gin wasn't here to say it!"

"So you had to?"

"I'm probably one of the only ones who could get away with it."

"Rum stop nodding and help me calm down the twins."

"Yes dear."

Crack!

"Was that noise really necessary Vermouth?"

"What he's whipped and we all know it."

"Look you aren't wrong. But you don't have to say it."