To all ships - Piranha grenades are new being tested for use. Any volunteers please report to Akashi.

To all SIREN - Gambling addiction is being diagnosed more often than PTSD among you lot. The morbid bets stop now.

Ajax - "it followed me home, can I keep it?" would be a valid explanation, were it anyone else other than you. Let the victims escape.

Ayanami - As you seem incapable of applying damage reduction in practice, we are hereby forced to confiscate your cannons. "Rocket jumping" is not a trend we want other destroyers to follow.

Belfast - If you insist on continuing to grab Enterprise, either 1 or 2, in the middle of the crowd, bend her backwards, and kiss her full on the lips in full view of everyone around you, I will be forced to create laws against public display of affection. - This goes the same for any acts beyond just kissing in public view. Keep your clothes on. - I am not reprimanding you for being homosexual! I am reprimanding you for being a blatant whoremonger!

Bismarck - Ending any message to your subordinates with "Continue at your own risk" is pointless and bound to dissolve into disaster.

Cleveland - Walking around in a tuxedo and refusing to wear a bra does not change one's gender.

Deutschland - Eldritch is not an "Eldritch abomination." There are indeed Eldritch abominations within the naval base, but we do not expect nor allow you to recognize which classify as "Eldritch abominations" in the first place.

Empress III - If there's one thing she's good for, it's that Bismarck is very strict about her subordinates not eating each other. Unless we find Karlsruhe soon, you will be imprisoned for suspected cannibalism.

Enterprise 1 - Being married to Belfast is no reason to walk around with your rigging on. What, are you going to bomb your own wife? - That was rhetorical! Are you sure the marriage was your idea as well?!

Enterprise 2 - Creating a stealth division with the rats isn't the worst idea in the world. This could have benefits. Please allow us to test this theory. - Give us the rats!

Fuzzball - Any attempts to officially change your name are hereby rejected. I am NOT dealing with another Enterprise 1 2 situation. - Well, Now you know how Z26 feels.

Graf Zeppelin - I know this goes against everything I stand for, but I have no other choice than to ask; could you please lend us the giant slingshot?

Honolulu - Calling the cops on crimes committed by Graf Zeppelin is futile. I have not seen a more useless use of anyone's time.

Hood - Rule of thumb; if the first reaction of enemy units upon sighting you is to attempt to suppress laughter, then you need to change the color of your wardrobe. - Even if Blood red and sunny yellow were used in rescue operations by live-guards, their use in a wartime setting is prohibited.

Illustrious - When challenged by enemy units to compare breast sizes, do not amuse them. You are advised to just open fire instead.

Javelin - The spreading of gratuitous rumors is unnecessary. No one needs to hear how Belfast is cheating on Enterprise with Enterprise. It's more complicated than that.

Observer α - Stop drawing chalk outlines in the form of bodies around the hallways. We know for certain no one has died there. - Okay, I may have been wrong on that, but dragging corpses from the hallways to my office just to prove your point is likewise prohibited. - I do not need to know how they got there.

Prinz Eugen - if It "looks so sexy it should be illegal," it probably is illegal.

Purifier - If you continue to insist that body count equals chain of command, it should be noted that the base Commander would have the authority to deploy nuclear weapons, while his subordinates would not. What do you think my job was before I became admiral?

Taihō - "Commanderism" is not an religion, will not become an religion, and has never been an religion. Ever. - Hey! Look at me! I want to hear you repeat what I said word for word, dammit!

Tester β - Fine, the grenades work. But you didn't have to prove me wrong by tampering with the mission schedule, allowing you and Kashino to go on commission to the amazons, collect 10 shipments of piranha's, force Kashino to carry all of them back to port, hide them from me for over a week by using bombs to create puddles in the nuclear testing grounds and fill them with water, and placing them inside it. - with these antics, you have proven to be more intelligent and sufficient than most units inside this naval base. Please refrain from being the chaotic neutral and help me keep this place from getting destroyed by nuclear chain-explosions and commanderism-cultists.

Unicorn - Wow, that growth spurt hit you hard! Those arms are the size of hammers, and you're three times my height!

Operative missive - Considering the amount of reviews, I'm no longer placing you lot in Alphabetical order.

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To all operatives - When going on a covert mission, please use conventional concealment techniques. Hiding inside a cardboard box is not an conventional concealment technique.

Cemalidor - Do not feed the commander drunk during working hours! - *Psst! Hey, you can place it near the doors of my office.*

Very hungry guest - You have a hunk of a carrier's hull in your stomach. Go to Vestal for healing! - I did not need to see that...

Derrickfoo0 (I am in awe at the size of this review)- Sure, a USB containing all of earth's secrets would surely be safe with a commander who can't even keep his subordinates from stealing his underwear. - Please remove me from the game mods. I don't want to warrant you for prostitution. - Those are some interesting suggestions, but how about you just capture Graf Zeppelin for us instead?

High command - ...What kind of orders did you frequently give your subordinate before Roon shot him up? - Those are a lot of dresses...

Guest staging a coup - I haven't even left the base yet. Wait with the fireworks for after I've stepped outside of the building.

Tomozaki Zentaru - Medicine making? How fortunate! Could you make some new sedatives before my next battleship match? I just have trouble sleeping, that's all

CoffeeQuest - I do not need more cults within the naval base! - That is not a cult? Then why are they on fire, chanting about coffee? - Oh no! Quick! Someone evacuate Mainz! - Oh, nevermind. She seems to keep the murderous crowd well under control...

Local Pyromaniac - Coincidently, I also found a new pet of my own this week. - Please keep Smokey and Sergeant Surge from eating my crops, unless you want to feed them to my pet tomorrow.

Joshua Olejasz - Water purifiers should not have mine-field security! - Never mind. At least 15 cruisers have reported going blind, and the base has turned out a lot more peaceful these days.

Lone Rider - Relinquish the fourth Reich. Pretty please?

Metastability - I don't think you'll find Duke of York for a while. This is a war after all. if you want to make a omelet, you have to sacrifice a few eggs.

AcumenDarious - Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well. (Was pretty recent that I watched it, but I didn't quite pay attention to the heavy similarities. We'll work on it!)

Francis - If that's the case, was the Iron blood turning into spaceships also part of that simulation, or do I still have to continue the construction of project: Star wars? - An operative with PTSD should not be on a mission using particle cannons! Get back here!

Shadow Onyx - They have skivvies now? - You do know what a skivvie is, right? Please say no!

Some guy - You're terrible at chess. Why don't you play battleship instead? - Pizza's fine, but if I hear rumors of any pineapples, the handcuffs are going on.

TouhouFanatic - Changing the gender of shipgirls will only make me more uncomfortable. They have shown that same-sex affection isn't beyond them.

Reinkasahi - Whatever fable you and Akashi are trying to debunk, turning the base into a wasteland should not be an concern! - I have just been informed that you'll be using North Carolina as a testing dummy. Proceed.

The Janitor - Where did the cleaning staff go? I haven't seen one in weeks, except for that tiny maid that Enterprise 2 is feeding grains to.

The Twin - Go, fox! I summon thee! Quell this rebellion!

The shadow of Zama - We're going to need those rats back. Sorry. Tell Kawakaze that she can put the collar off if she wants to. - Enough with the fondling. I'll send you a stuffed animal if you're that desperate.

The middle man - The only "offspring" we want here are the ones of normal flesh and blood and sanity. Not walking warmachines with cannons and nukes. - So your shop has a better bunker than I have headquarters. Because when the world ends, we totally want to preserve the handcuff dealer's kleptomania collection, and not the one person capable of saving the earth.

WarCorgi - South Dakota called their bluff. I'm blaming you for whatever consiquences come of this.

Sorry for the longer wait. I had just finished reacting to the reviews before my laptop crashed and I lost all progress. Was a bit hard redoing everything.