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"Aaaagh! No! This wedding was gonna be between papa and Mama Peach!" Junior exclaimed. "Everything's going wrong!"
"I can try to fix this!" Kamek said, flying up into the air and waved his wand… but a whip grabbed a hold of it and then was yanked away from him. "Ack!" He yelped as the wand fell into Lucy's hands.
"Try to find it~!" Lucy smiled, tossing it behind her into the fight behind her.
"Ooooh… crud." Kamek sweatdropped and then Natsu jumped over and pummeled him into the ground. "GYAH!"
"Don't worry, Kamek!" General Guy got into his tank. "I'll put an end to this once and for-"
"Go Slimes, be free!" A voice declared as Happy had opened up the cages as they bounced towards General Guy where they climbed all over the tank.
"Whoa! Whoa whoa whoa WHOOOOOA!"
"Hey you!" A voice caught Junior's attention as he turned to see Terry. "I believe you have something of mine."
"You're not taking this hat back, it's mine!" Junior declared. "I'm not gonna let you take it!" He said, getting in his clown car and drills popped out of it.
Terry smirked. "Looks like we're doing this the hard way." He then did a 'come at me' gesture. "Come on, come on!"
BGM: Bowser Jr's Mad (Mario Party 9)
Junior's Clown Car grew wheels and charged straight to Terry as he quickly threw down a Power Wave. Junior would hop over it and slammed into Terry, pushing him toward the wall but he gripped the Clown Car tightly and dug his feet into the ground to get him to stop, sliding all the way.
"You! Are! Not! Getting! This! Hat!" Junior said, clobbering Terry on the head with his hammer.
"Buster… WOLF!" Terry yelled, pushing Junior away as he was knocked back, then Junior recovered as Terry rushed toward him as he jumped up into the air and Power Dunked him, but Junior moved to the side as boxing gloves came out of the clown car and started flurry punching him. Terry would block with his arms, letting them soak in the punching until the Clown Car used an uppercut to his gut to make him hunch over and knocked him high into the air where Junior ejected himself to pound Terry into the ground.
Terry landed on his back, bouncing a bit but he sprang back up right as Junior landed into his Clown Car. Terry then wiped his mouth a bit and smirked. "That all you got?" He smirked as Junior let out a chuckle and rushed toward him as he popped out some sawblades and attempted to cut, but Terry weaved through the cutting and ducked, before doing a Rising Tackle to knock Junior away.
"Ooof!" Junior grunted as Terry ran over and then gave him a good one two punch and followed it up with an uppercut and a Power Dunk to send him crashing toward the ground. Junior sprang back up as he fired a cannonball toward him but Terry would catch the cannonball, sliding several feet as he smirked and tossed it up in the air before giving a Burning Knuckle to send it flying back to Junior.
"Oh crud!" Junior exclaimed as it hit him and knocked him off the Clown Car, rolling a few feet before growling. "You are not getting this hat! Papa gave it to me! IT'S ALL MINE!" He yelled, pulling up a bandana and turning into Shadow Mario, readying his paintbrush.
Terry smirked. "Hey, come on, come on!" He challenged as the two of them rushed toward each other and delivered a solid punch to each other, although Junior was the one who slid back as Terry did a Power Dunk right after, but Shadow Mario backflipped and then whacked Terry with his paintbrush, quickly swinging the brush repeatedly until Terry grabbed a hold of it and threw it behind him and then delivered swift blows to him, even delivering a Burning Knuckle to knock him back.
"Rrrrgh! You're so annoying!" Shadow Mario exclaimed as he jumped up in the air to punch him, but then Terry smirked.
"Overheat!" He exclaimed, punching the ground to unleash a triple Power Geyster that struck Junior that knocked him into the air, and then Terry jumped up and Power Dunked him into the ground where he then got into a stance. "Here's the big one! BUSTER WOLF!" He yelled, punching Shadow Mario straight into a wall.
"AAAAAAAAARGH!" He yelled, slamming into the wall as the sheer force was enough to knock the bandana back down to his neck to turn him back to normal, as stars circled about his head. "Uuungh…"
End BGM
Terry nodded, walking over to Junior and picked up his hat. "Sorry about that, little guy… but you can't keep what's not yours." He said, putting his hat back with a grin.
Meanwhile…
Mario ran through the moon, catching up to Bowsette. "Bowser! Er… Bowsette! Release her right now!"
Bowsette turned her head. "Ah, possessing the hedgehog, are we?" She smirked as she quickly hopped up on some moon rocks. "Sorry, hedgehog boy, but Peach is mine!"
"She isn't yours!" He said. "And I'm going to make sure that you will get out of her body!"
"Why? Peach and I are one now, I could care less if I have a female body." Bowsette smirked. "As far as I'm concerned, we're happily together! And there's nothing you can do to stop me, plumber."
Mario clenched his fists. "Well… we'll see about that!" He said and then curled Sonic's body before charging up a spin dash.
"WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOOOOOOOOOOOOA!" Cappy yelled as Mario launched over to Bowsette, but then a giant mech got between them and Mario bounced off.
Mario would look up and see Robobrood. "You're not going anywhere, hedgeboy!" Topper exclaimed as the Robobrood attempted to stomp on him, but he jumped back and quickly did a Sonic Tornado to shake them up before kicking one of the legs to topple it over.
"Waaaah!" The Broodals yelped as Mario would do a Homing Attack on all four of them, then pulled them out individually and Homing Attacked them into the moon to knock them out.
"Oooogh… whyyyy…" Spewart groaned as Mario nodded and rushed ahead to keep up with Bowsette before he shifted his eyes to see a golden Chain Chomp rushing at him, forcing him to jump back.
"Ahahaha… you think you have seen the last of moi?" Madame Broode smirked. "I will make sure you will pay for what you did to me earlier! Oh Chompikins… dinner!" She ordered as the Golden Chain Chomp lunged at him, but he jumped back.
"Mario!" A voice called out as Reimu, Marisa, Luigi and Daisy came over.
"We got this! Go get your lady!" Marisa said as Mario nodded and sped off past Madame Broode. She turned toward the intruders and snarled.
"Dinner!" She ordered as the Chain Chomp lunged at them but they jumped away.
"Got anything to distract a Chain Chomp?" Daisy asked.
"Besides us?" Luigi said, dodging the Chain Chomp.
"…Dogs like sticks, right?" Marisa asked.
"You got any ideas?" Reimu asked her. "Because I don't see a stick anywhere!" She said, throwing some danmaku at them.
"We do, actually." Marisa pulled out her broom. "Here boy! Er… girl… or… whatever you are! You want the stick?" She grinned as the Chain Chomp turned, before barking excitedly, hopping up and down, wagging its chain. "Come get it!" She said, hopping on it and flying off as Chain Chompikins rushed off, dragging Madame Broode with her.
"Aaaagh! Down! Dooooown! Down you crazy dog! HEEEEEL!" She yelled as Marisa smirked and noticed a chasm up ahead. She picked up the pace and flew over it as Chain Chompikins leaped over the chasm, the chain breaking off of the leash and landed on the other side.
"Whoa! Whooooa whoooa whooooooa!" Broode exclaimed, trying not to fall into the abyss… and then Luigi casually whistled as he approached her and then gave her a light poke on the back.
"Boop."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" She fell into the chasm.
Marisa chuckled, tossing the broom to Chain Chompikins while pulling another out. "Good thing I have a spare." She said, watching her tear into it before giving it back to Marisa and then playfully licked her face. "Ugh! I got slimed by a wrecking ball…"
"So… is she going to be okay?" Reimu asked, looking into the abyss. "Is it even bottomless?"
"Bottomless pits on the moon? I doubt it." Daisy said. "It's probably very deep though."
THUD!
The resounding thud caused the whole area around them to shake. "I'm okaaaaaaay!" Broode called out, and then a moon boulder that was near them fell down through the chasm and disappeared into the abyss… and landed right on top of Broode. "AAAAGH! I'm… slightly less okaaaay!"
"Oh… I'm sure she'll climb out." Luigi said.
With Bowsette…
Bowsette kept running… until she reached a dead end. "Shit!" She screeched to a halt, finding herself at the Robobrood Arena. "Crap… dead end. Ugh, way to go, dummy." She mumbled as she heard footsteps approaching her as she turned to see Mario approaching her, then he finally jumped out of Sonic.
"Oooof…" Sonic groaned.
"End of the line, Bowser!" Mario said.
"That's Bowsette, dummy." She said.
"You get out of Peach right this second!"
"No, we're happily together." She shot back. "And Peach is gonna be with me for the rest of time! What part of that can't you get out of your thick skull!"
"Doing this without her consent? That's low, even for you!"
"Bah! Who cares? Peach is mine now, so there's nothing you can do about it!"
"There's one idea." Mario said, getting in a stance.
"Oh, so you're gonna fight? Just to warn you… considering I'm in Peach's body, you'll be hurting her too! Would you want to hurt her willingly?"
"Peach and I spar all the time in Smash." Mario told her. "Just because you're in her body won't deter me."
"Yeah, what he said!" A voice said as Marisa came flying over as Luigi, Daisy and Reimu came over. "You might be in Peach's body, but we all know it's you that's controlling her! We'll just have to knock you out of her! We can just patch her up like no big deal!"
Bowsette stood there, clenching her fist. "Heheh… hehehahaha… GAHAHAHAHA! You really think you can stand a chance against me? When I'm undoubtedly faster than my old bod? I freakin' creamed you at the church, so why don't you just go back there and admit defeat! I have won! Peach is my bride and we always be together forever!"
"Love can make you do crazy things." Daisy said. "I should know, I did a few questionable things when I was dating Luigi… but you know what? At least I didn't steal someone's whole BODY." She said.
"Was dating! HA!" Bowsette smirked. "Sounds to me that you broke up with him!"
"Oh no, we eloped." Luigi said. "Didn't think it was that big a deal."
"Yeah. I wasn't all for parties and festivities, so we got ourselves married at Star Hill! We only invited Mario, Peach, Rosalina and even Reimu and Marisa!" Daisy declared.
"HA! If you're actually married… then where's your wedding ring?"
"Bitch. We don't need a band to seal our love." Daisy smirked. "Our love is more than that! Besides, everyone knows I'm into Luigi, so who cares if I don't have a ring?"
"Rrrgh… whatever! You think you can take Peach from me? Then come and take me out of her!"
BGM: Break Free, Lead the Way (Super Mario Odyssey)
The Mario Bros rushed toward Bowsette as the latter breathed fire at them, where Mario brought his hands forward and blocked the fire before manipulating it with his Fire Brand and sent it back toward Bowsette, engulfing her in flames before she smirked and dismissed them, but then noticed Luigi sliding between her legs, zapping them on his way by as she let out a pained cry and then Daisy delivered a strong sucker punch to knock Bowsette away.
"Rrrgh!" Bowsette growled as she rushed toward Daisy and punched her where she punched back, their fists hitting themselves as they were pushed back as Marisa would throw a Master Spark at her, but Bowsette would roll out of the way as she rushed toward Marisa and jumped up in the air, attempting to swipe at her but Marisa would turn around and whacked the end of her broom to knock her back as Reimu would then fly over and did a Sky Wind God Kick to knock her up in the air and then flew up and axe kicked her to the ground.
Bowsette got back up, smirking as fire formed into her hands and threw fireballs at the Gensokyo girls, forcing them to fly out of the way and turned to Luigi where she quickly did a roundhouse kick, knocking the plumber away as she would front flip and kicked him down to the ground, viciously smirking at him but then Daisy would come in and slug her in the gut, then grabbed her and slammed her into the ground into a choke hold position.
Bowsette pried herself out of Daisy's death grip and elbowed her as she got up, planting her foot on her chest and smirking… but then suddenly, she felt someone grabbing her tail as she turned to see Mario, who was smirking. "Oooo shiiiiAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" She was getting spun around repeatedly. "I THOUGHT I WAS IMMUNE TO THIIIIIIIIIIIIS!"
"You weren't!" Mario smirked, letting go as she slammed right into a rock pillar, then Marisa came flying over, using Blazing Star to slam into Bowsette, then Marisa grabbed the hat off of Bowsette's head and yanked it away.
"Yoink!" She said.
"NOOOO!" Bowsette yelled as she glowed and then found Bowser and Peach had split apart, then Marisa would swiftly grab Peach to safety while Reimu crossed her arms as cards surrounded the Koopa King.
"Fantasy…"
"Oh no…"
"SEAL!" She yelled as there was a bright explosion right after.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" Bowser roared before falling onto the ground in defeat.
End BGM
"And that's that!" Marisa said, holding Peach into her arms as she flew over to them and gently put her into Mario's hands.
"Uungh…" Peach groaned as she opened her eyes. "Mario…?"
"Hey." Mario smiled.
"Oh, Mario!" Peach smiled, hugging him tightly and kissing him on the nose.
"Cappyyyyyy!" Tiara burst out of Peach's headdress.
"Tiara!" Cappy exclaimed as the two happily hugged.
"Well, all's well that ends well, I suppose." Marisa chuckled.
"YOOOU!" A voice cried as Bowser's hat came to life. "You ruined everything!"
"Oh great, THIS thing is sentient too. Where's a teenage ice queen to complain about everything when you need one?" Marisa rolled her eyes.
"That's a little on the nose…" Reimu said.
"I am not going to give up! I will do everything in my power to make your lives miserable! I will-"
"Here, hold this." Marisa said, handing him a Deep Ecological Bomb.
"Thank you. Now where was I? Oh right, I-… wait, why is this glowing? Oh no."
BOOM!
"AAAARGH!" The cap flew into a rock pillar where Marisa would swiftly fly around and fire a Final Spark into it to make it fall right on top of the dazed hat, crushing him instantly. "Mmph! Okay… once I find a way to get out of here… you'll be sorry! You hear me?!"
"Ooof…" Sonic groaned as he finally snapped out of it. "Mario! What the heck, man?"
"Sorry… I needed to find a way to catch up to Bowser. It'll make a whole lot more sense in context!"
"Ugh… but did you have to kidnap my body?" Sonic folded his arms in annoyance.
"I'll make it up to you. I'll give you a chili dog."
"Make it two."
"How about three?" Mario offered.
"Four!"
"I'll do you one better. A whole supply of chili dogs at the Shy Guy Buffet."
Sonic's eyes widened, sparkling at the thought of it. "Deal!"
"Well, I guess everyone's happy now." Reimu said, but then noticed Bowser getting up. "…Mostly everyone."
"No! I can still make this work!" Bowser said and ran over to Peach.
"OH NO YOU DON'T!"
Suddenly, Erza got in front of Bowser and pushed him back. "I'm not letting you ruin this for me!"
"Where'd SHE come from?!" Marisa said, turning her head. "I thought everyone was still at the church!"
"Apparently not her." Reimu said.
"Erza. Move." Peach ordered as Erza turned her head and moved out of the way as Peach walked over to Bowser.
"So uh… you still want to give us a chance?" Bowser asked.
"Oh Bowser…" Peach smiled… before she slapped him hard.
"Oooh!" The Mario Bros, Cappy and Sonic winced.
"Deserved." Daisy said with Tiara, Erza, Marisa and Reimu nodding.
"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!" Peach scolded.
BGM: Funny Goings-on (Mario and Luigi: Paper Jam)
"While I don't mind the kidnapping nor do I mind what you did all these months… I find that last part admirable because you went out of your way to try to impress me… BUT! Forcing me to wear this dress, forcing me to marry you, making me bake MY OWN WEDDING CAKE because something came up-"
"He did WHAT now?!" Daisy said.
"…Is the cake still available?" Erza wondered, earning an elbow from Daisy. "Mmmph! Sorry, not the time…"
"Forcing me to read my wedding vows, COMPLETELY possessing me to gain the upper hand over Mario… it's just all… too much! WHY?!" She yelled, slapping him again. "I don't even want to get married!" She exclaimed, causing Mario's heart to drop.
"Oh…"
"Not to you anyway." Peach said, turning her back on him with a 'hmph'.
End BGM
"Now's your chance, big guy!" Cappy said, gently nudging the plumber.
"O-oh, right!" Mario nodded and then walked toward Peach.
Peach turned toward Mario, her face softening when she looked at him. She gave a soft smile toward him as Mario approached her and took her hand, with Erza swiftly getting in front of Bowser to try and stop him. He would then get on one knee, causing Peach to gasp and put her other hand over her mouth.
Oh my gosh… it's actually happening!
"Peach… the moment we've first met, I've always been smitten for you. Saving you from Bowser for all these years, you baking a cake for me, all of that fun stuff…" He said, blushing. "Peach… will you-"
Suddenly, in an instant, a blizzard surrounded the group. "Oh come on! It was getting good!" Marisa complained.
"Am I interrupting something?" A voice asked as they turned to see Esdeath approaching. "I'm not sure how it's possible that we are breathing on the moon, but I'm alright with that." She chuckled. "This moon will be the perfect spot for my wedding with my beloved Tatsumi. I just need to tie up some loose ends." She smirked… and then she was shot in the shoulder. "Nnngh!"
"BITCH! TATSUMI IS MINE!" A voice declared as they turned to see Mine aiming Pumpkin at her. "And don't you forget it." She snarled, as she was joined by Gray, Akame, Flandre and Bea.
"I was wondering when you'd declare your love for him." Akame said.
"Huh? What are you-" Mine blushed a deep red. "No no no! I didn't mean it like that!"
"Hmmhmmhmhmm… how adorable!" Esdeath exclaimed. "You honestly think you can just take Tatsumi away from me? We sealed our love with a kiss… there's nothing you can do about it!"
"No, a cougar kissed her prey. He didn't even kiss you back… it didn't count! You're so blind by your love that you don't even consider Tatsumi's loyalty." Mine pointed out. "He doesn't even love you!"
"Oh, is that right… then let's put it to the test. Tatsumi! Let me ask you a question… do you love me?" She asked.
"Huh?" Mine turned her head and saw Tatsumi running up to them.
"Wait… what? I broke away from the chaos that was going on the church." Tatsumi said. "The Jaegers decided to show up and throw fuel in to the chao- okay, what's going on here?"
"Answer the question, my love."
Tatsumi clenched his fists. I'm gonna get myself killed for this… but this has to be said. He thought. "Esdeath, you are by far the most attractive woman I've met-"
"There you have it." Esdeath smiled. "Tatsumi does-"
"BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING WHEN YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN A CRAZY BITCH!" Tatsumi yelled, which was enough to startle Esdeath.
"What?!"
"Dragging me into your room, smothering me in those breasts of yours-"
"I honestly think they're breast implants." Gray snarked, causing Bea to snicker and fist bumped him for that.
"Wanting to make love to me in your bed… on a deserted island when it was just the two of us… constantly kissing me…" He growled. "It's all just too much!" He exclaimed. "If the love was more natural, then I would've considered it, but you… you just jumped right in without a second thought. You're nothing but a stalker… and no one loves a stalker, not even me! If you were a pink haired teenage sociopath, I would have ended you a long time ago."
"Hahaha!" Esdeath laughed. "Listen to this bluster!" She said and walked over to Tatsumi. "Tatsumi, my love… you're speaking nonsense. Why don't we just snuggle together and I'll melt all your troubles awa-"
SLAP!
Esdeath backed up, feeling the harsh slap on her cheek that Tatsumi gave her. She was at a loss for words. Her beloved Tatsumi… slapped her.
"Oooh, nice one!" Flandre grinned.
"You… you don't… love me…" Esdeath said, looking at Tatsumi.
"I've had enough of your thick skulled lunacy." Tatsumi glared.
"You… don't love me…" Esdeath trembled, her fists clenching. "You don't love me…. HRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" She screamed, extending both of her arms to the side and started freezing everything around her. The only ones who didn't get frozen were Erza, Gray, Flandre, Akame and Bea. Flandre having saved the latter two by grabbing them and flying into the air.
"No! You lie! I will make you love me! There is a church on this moon and I will make you my beloved husband!" She yelled.
"Someone finally snapped." Gray said.
"As for YOU." Esdeath turned to them. "I will make sure to kill all of you… I will personally send you to the depths of hell! No one will ever get between me and my Tatsumi! We will be together forever!"
"Dammit Esdeath! You don't even know the meaning of love with that kind of attitude!" Bea said and then got in a fighting stance. "Looks like we have to put you down for good."
"I'm not the one who will be purged." Esdeath then turned to Gray. "You there, Gray! We have a score to settle."
Gray took off his jacket until he was completely shirtless as dark markings appeared on the right side of his body. "Let's finish this." He said as they got ready to fight her.
BGM: Lost Ice Storms (Death Battle)
Esdeath pulled out her rapier, fully repaired in ice as Gray formed an ice sword as both of them lunged at each other, slashing each other with their blades, their swords clashing together until Gray sweep kicked her to make her trip as he made the ice sword disappear and Ice Punched Esdeath in the chest to knock her away.
Bea rushed over and delivered swift strong punches as Esdeath would weave through the punches and grabbed her fist as she would twist it… but then Bea would knee her in the gut and then flip kicked her to make her let go.
Esdeath shook it off, then noticed Akame and Erza flanking her on both sides and Flandre dive bombing her. Esdeath formed two ice swords and blocked Akame and Erza's advances, swiftly slashing them away and then blocked Flandre's Lavatein, then she parried her and slashed the vampire away.
An arrow pierced her shoulder as she let out a grunt and saw Gray ice skating toward her and then slashed her with blades out of his elbows and quickly attacked her but she would block the attacks and then knee him in the gut before she would stab him with the rapier into his gut. "Rrrgh!" He growled, grabbing a hold of the rapier as Erza would jump in and slashed the rapier, shattering it on impact as Gray pulled out the remains and threw it as Esdeath, but she swfitly moved her head to avoid it with a crazy smirk on her face.
It was then that Bea grabbed her from behind and slammed her into the ground, putting her into a choke hold, but she let out a chuckle and grabbed her arms to freeze them. "Ack!" Bea yelped, letting her go but not before swiftly kicking her in the face. Esdeath sprang back up and narrowly avoided a downward thrust from Flandre as Akame rushed in and slashed her repeatedly but Esdeath would quickly block each attack.
"Tatsumi isn't yours, Esdeath! You know nothing about love!"
"You shut up… NIGHT RAID!" Esdeath yelled, parrying Akame and then stabbing her in the abdomen.
"RRRGH!" Akame grunted as Esdeath swiftly slashed her away and then Erza slashed down at Esdeath.
"So called strongest woman of Fairy Tail? Don't make me laugh!" Esdeath said, grabbing a hold of Erza's chest and freezing her on the spot.
"Erza!" Gray exclaimed and then growled. "ICE DEVIL'S LAUGHTER!" He yelled, shooting out several icicles out of thin air as Esdeath swiftly blocked some but found herself getting hit by a few of them. Esdeath let out a chuckle.
"This is the end for all of you." She said. "MAHAPDAMA!" She yelled, freezing everyone in time. She let out a chuckle.
End BGM
"Now… time to finish this." Esdeath smirked and aimed her hand at Gray. "Farewell." She chuckled… but then suddenly, knives surrounded her. She let out a gasp and tried to freeze them but some of them got her on the legs. "Nnngh!"
"So… you can freeze time as well?"
Esdeath shifted her eyes behind her, as Sakuya appeared behind her. "I once knew a man who could freeze time at will and I fought him multiple times. He no longer exists." She said.
"He was weak then." Esdeath said.
"No… he was just an asshole."
"I see… well, unlike this young man, I'm not going to stop existing!" Esdeath said, swiftly turning around and slashing Sakuya, but she swiftly blocked it with her knives.
BGM: Flowering Night (Touhou 9: Phantasmagoria of Flower View)
"So be it." Sakuya said as she swiftly parried her as she summoned a few knives behind her and launched them to Esdeath where she would parry some of them as one nicked her on the cheek. Sakuya rushed ahead and slashed her repeatedly but Esdeath would grab her by the arm and would attempt to freeze her but Sakuya would swiftly lodge a knife into her gut.
"Nnngh!" Esdeath grunted, coughing out some blood as Sakuya would then swiftly kick her in the side to knock her back and then Sakuya would unleash Phantomic Killer in Night Mist and then Soul Sculpture right after.
"So what!" Esdeath said, shrugging off the pain. "You think you will be enough to end me?"
"No. It was just enough time to stall you."
"Huh?" Esdeath wondered, and then felt an immense stabbing pain through her abdomen as Gray had snuck up behind her and impaled through her with an ice greatsword.
End BGM
"Eye for an eye." Gray silently said, and then Bea came in with part of Esdeath's ice rapier and stabbed her in the chest with it.
"You're done!" Akame exclaimed before slashing down, her blade slashing through her chest as Bea had gotten out of the way in time.
"A-agh…" Esdeath coughed out blood as Gray removed himself with the sword as Esdeath wobbled, the curse from Akame's katana was seeping through her. "I… I am not… weak… I… am not… weak!" Esdeath said, desperately summoning an ice sword and tried to slash them but stumbled, coughing out more blood.
"It's over, Esdeath. You've lost." Gray said. "This wouldn't have happened if you weren't so blinded by your love for Tatsumi, nor the time where we've met. The only weakling here is you… for being so blind."
"I… I am not weak, Gray… I'm not! WEAK!" Esdeath reached out to him but then noticed Flandre aiming her hand at Esdeath.
"Maybe in some other universe, we could've been allies." Flandre said. "But this is goodbye, ice queen." She closed her fist as Esdeath felt something implode inside of her… before falling to the ground in defeat… and in turn, the ice disappeared and freeing everyone else.
"Brrr! That was cold…" Sonic shivered, watching Bea pull out a Hyper Potion and healed Akame's wound.
"You… have those too?" Akame asked.
"Marnie's not the only one who has 'em." Bea said with a soft smile.
BANG!
The resounding gunshot startled everyone as they turned to see a bullet flying toward them… but since it was in zero gravity, it would just slowly whizz past them that had 'em easily avoid it.
"You… you killed Esdeath… you killed the GENERAL!" A voice screamed as they turned to see Seryu aiming her guns at them. "I'll never forgive you… YOU WILL ALL PAY FOR YOUR LIVES!" She screamed. "I'll never never NEVER NEVEEEEER forgive you! You will die… I will hunt all of you down… AND YOU WILL-"
BANG!
A bullet went straight into Seryu's neck. "Nnngh!" Seryu grunted, holding on to her wound as Mine aimed Pumpkin at her.
"Oh shut up." Mine cocked it as Seryu snarled, a drop of blood escaped her lips.
"HRAAAAAAA-"
THUD!
The Odyssey slammed on top of her, this time resulting in a bloody mess as part of her metal arm was severed off, and then the door opened revealing a woozy Gloria.
"Ooogh… did I hit a speed bump or something…?" Gloria groaned, rubbing her head.
"Mmm…" Marnie walked out, her face a little green. "Gloria… stick with bikes… that was the worst flying I've ever experienced." She groaned, gagging a little while Hop faceplanted onto the moon, his legs completely jelly.
"Oooof… so much for wanting to save Peach from Bow-" Hop would see the remains of Seryu's arm. "AAAAAH! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?!" He yelled, backing away from it.
Sakuya picked up Esdeath's corpse. "I'll be right back… I need to show her followers that she's no more." She said and disappeared.
"So uh… now what?" Marisa asked.
"Back to what I was doing." Mario cleared his throat. "Peach, will you-"
"Shhh." Peach put her finger on his lips. "You don't need to ask a second time, sweetie. My answer is yes." She smiled, pulling him close to her and giving him a big kiss on his lips, Mario letting out a yelp in surprise before wrapping his arms around her and returned the kiss.
Erza swiftly turned around. "Alright, let's clean up that mess in that church! We've got a wedding to do!" She exclaimed, quickly changing her clothing into a bridesmaid outfit. "That mess isn't going to clean itself!" She said and ran off with everyone following her.
Next one's the last chapter! Stick around!
By the way, thanks for the suggestions about Bowser's wedding and the Odyssey slamming into Seryu again, Bloodyguy!