Chapter 28 Wacky Races
I don't own Kamen Rider Drive or Sekirei
At the starting point many people were watching on tv and then at the start of the line was empty until a announcer was heard.
"And now, here they are! The most daredevil group of daffy drivers to ever whirl their wheels in the Wacky Races! Competing for the title of the world's wackiest racer! The cars are approaching the starting line."Then the cars came."First is the Turbo Terrific driven by Peter Perfect. Next, Rufus Roughcut and Sawtooth in the Buzz Wagon. Maneuvering for position is the Army Surplus Special. Right behind is the Anthill Mob in their Bulletproof Bomb. And there's ingenious inventor, Pat Pending, in his Convert-a-Car. Oh, and here's the lovely Penelope Pitstop, the Glamour Gal of the Gas Pedal. Next, we have the Bouldermobile with the Slag Brothers, Rock and Gravel. Lurching along is the Creepy Coupe with the Gruesome Twosome. And right on their tail is the Red Maxx. And there's the Arkansas Chug-a-Bug with Luke and Blubber Bear. Sneaking along last is that Mean Machine with those double-dealing do-badders, Dick Dastardly and his sidekick, Muttley. And even now, they're up to some dirty trick."The original racers came."Then we have Nobuharu in his Tridoron who is one of the yougest members of the race."Nobu comes in his car and goes next to Penelope and she waves at him making Nobu wave back."Then the final racer of the day is Dash in the Blaster Runner."Nobu then saw Dash and he goes next to him, he smirks at Nobu and he gets ready.
"Well that's a fast car you got."Peter said to Dash.
"Why thank you."Dash said.
"And they're off."The racers went foward through the desert.
Dick looks at the racers and said:"Alright Muttley, let's teach these kids how we race our way."Muttley laughs.
Nobu was racing and he then saw Buzz Wagon and it was cutting many rocks with those saw blade wheels.
"Okay is he trying to cut everyones cars."Nobu said.
He saw Red Maxx jump froma rock to fly foward, Pat uses wings to make his car fly too, he then saw Dash press a button and the boosters sent him foward.
Dastardly and Muttley were on top of a cliff with a big boulder at the edge and with a stick to push."Alright, once we push this boulder we'll flatten them all."
He then saw the racers coming."Now."They then pull on the stick and the boulder comes down at the racers.
Nobu was driving and he then saw the boulder making him nervous.
"Is that guy insane."Krim said.
"Looks like we don't have a choice."Nobu said.
"Okay, Start Your Engine."Krim said.
Nobu rotates the key and inserts type speed."Henshin."he then pulls it up and down.
DRIVE: TYPE SPEED!
Nobu transforms into Kamen Rider Drive and he looks up, the boulder comes down.
TRIDORON SHOOT!
He shoots beams from the car making it explode into pieces.
"What?!"Dastardly said with him and Mutley shocked.
Peter looks back and he saw Drive."Hmm, not a bad suit."
"I wonder what kind of invetions his car has."Pat said.
Penelope looks at Drive and squeels."He looks like a valiant hero."
"So he decided to change."Dash smirks.
He saw the rocks were in front of him and he uses a shift car.
TIRE KOUKAN: FUNKY SPIKE!
The wheels changed with Funky Spike and he uses it to travel through the ground much better.
"Uh oh, he's gaining on us."Clyde said."Step on it."They then had they're feet on the bottom of the car running making it go faster.
Dastardly then goes back to his car and said:"I'll show that wannabe hero."
Dash goes to Drive's side."So your ready, because the race is only starting to get interesting."
"We'll see."Drive said.
The Creepy Coupe came and a dragon came from the top window and shoots fire at Drive making him get surprised.
"Wow!"Drive felt hot.
"Quick tire koukan."Krim said.
TIRE KOUKAN: MAX FLARE!
He then comes out with the fire absorbing the fire.
Penelope was driving and she uses a lever to have arm put lipstick on, she then saw Drive go next to her."Well hello Nobu."
"Hey Penelope, what do you think?"he shows off the suit.
"I think it makes you look dashing."She said.
"Why thank you."Drive said and he was going to pass her but."Ladies first."
"Such a gentleman."She said and goes foward.
Krim grunts."We're supposed to win."
"I know, but I didn't want to make her mad."Drive said.
Dastardly found a road that can be changed with a switch."Now All I need to do is just switch the road and he'll go into a bed of spikes."He sees Drive and pulls the lever making him go to the other side and Dastardly goes to his car.
Drive then saw the spikes and said:"Wow."
"Quick, change now."Krim said.
Drive inserts wild.
DRIVE: TYPE WILD!
He changed and the Tridoron changed too.
DORON TRIDORON: TYPE WILD!
It changed and Drive inserts a car.
Then Funky Spike attached to the wheels and they broke through the spiked ground, they saw a wall of rocks in front and Drive inserts a new shift car.
TIRE KOUKAN: RUMBLE DUMP!
The drill appears on the side and they drilled through the rocks, Dastardly was driving but then Tridoron came from above and squashed him making the car a pancake as Drive goes foward."I hate him."Muttley grunts.
Drive drives foward and he saw Maxx pass by him."Good show, but you need to do more young man."
"Oh I will."Drive said.
"With Tridoron's equipment we shall be able to complete the race."Krim said.
They saw a cliff giving drive an idea, he then used a new car.
TIRE KOUKAN: HOOKING WRECKER!
The tire appears on the other side and it launches the hook to the cliff making drive go up and they swing through the sky sending them foward.
Dash was passing by the Anthill mob and Arkansas Chug-a-Bug but then Drive lands in front of them."What?"
"Hey Dash."Drive said.
The bear got scared.
"Oh don't worry, it's just a big car."Luke said.
Drive then changes to type speed.
DORON TRIDORON: TYPE SPEED!
He then got his normal speed back and goes foward, he then insers a car.
TIRE KOUKAN: DREAM VEGAS!
The wheels appeared on all four wheels before they all shoot money sending a wave of it back, Peter looks up and gets burried by it before his head comes out."Well, looks like I won the jackpot."
He then uses Flare and Shadow to shoot the wheels away and Dash uses his own weapons being two blasters hitting the wheels back.
Drive then uses a different car while Dastardly came behind him.
TIRE KOUKAN: JUSTICE HUNTER!
The wheels appear and Drive pulls the lever up and down.
HU-HU-HUNTER!
He then sent a cage at Dastardly making him stuck."There where you belong."
"Curse you."Dastardly said.
Army Surplus special then aimed at drive."Fire."They shot a missile.
But they countered with a tire from midnight shadow taking it down.
Slag Brothers came and were bashing on the car with they're clubs but Drive grabs one and clubs each of them in the head.
"It's alright?"One of the brothers said.
"Alright."Drive then goes foward and gives the clubs back.
"Now for Dash."he then inserts a new car.
DRIVE: TYPE HIGH SPEED!
The Dridoron then changes to be High Speed.
"Wow, flashy."Penelope said.
"Okay, now I'm really jealous."Peter said.
He goes faster with both him and Dash competing.
"Oh, it looks like it's neck and neck, it could be a photo finish."Announcer said.
Drive looks at him."Did you say a photo finish?"
They pass the finish line."It is a Photo finish."They then saw the picture."Can you believe it."They saw that Drive not only won the first half but he was in front of the car posing with Krim smiling."Nobu went in front of everyone and had time to pose for his picture, the big ham."
Drive chuckles and waves at the camera.
Dash was surprised and said:"I'll get you next time."
Penelope came and said:"Congratulations Nobu."
"Thanks, but this is only the first half."Drive said.
"Yes, but if you win I'll give you a kiss."She said surprising them.
Drive looks at her and said:"Wow, she really wants me to win."
"Got that right."Krim said.
Note:heres the first part of the race and Drive used a lot of the wheels to give him a edge in that deserted area and Dastardly's tricks, now this is the original Wacky Races show but maybe Penelope's sister might appear later.